Shenhao started as a rent collector
Chapter 348 Crazy Clicks
Chapter 348 Crazy Clicks
Fortunately, it was a false alarm!
Guo Xiangjie was really worried about being slaughtered by Lao Liu himself!
"Okay, okay, I see, I'm going to ask for the contact information now."
"Assistant Ma, don't worry, I know it well."
After hanging up the phone, Guo Xiangjie took a long breath.
It was not easy to escape from the scene of the society's death.
Now, I had no choice but to bite the bullet and walk back.
He walked towards Zhang Mu who was flanked by two young girls.
On the way, the assistant asked a very mentally handicapped question.
"Brother Jie, do you want to continue the live broadcast?"
Guo Xiangjie: "?????"
I set you a monkey!
Shouldn't the live broadcast be turned off when the game is over?
Still not ashamed enough?
He immediately passed a cannibalistic look to the assistant.
The assistant almost cried in fright, and hurriedly organized the conversation, "This is the end of today's live broadcast, see you next time!"
Studio:"?????"
Question marks swiped the screen!
Everyone has to send blades to the assistant.
Assistant Qiang resisted the pressure and turned off the live broadcast.
At this time, Guo Xiangjie had already walked up to Zhang Mu.
"By the way, I don't know your name yet."
"Zhang Mu!"
"You play very well, have you considered joining the national team?"
Zhang Mu: "?????"
national team?
I just played table tennis for the first time today.
You invite me to join the national team.
sure?
Guo Xiangjie nodded affirmatively, "It's really too inferior for your strength not to enter the national team!"
Zhang Mu smiled awkwardly, "It's better not to!"
Entering the national team, I am afraid that I have to train every day.
And most of the time it is closed training.
There is no freedom at all.
Zhang Mu is used to being unrestrained, so he can't bear it.
Unexpectedly—
Guo Xiangjie said bluntly, "I know what you are worried about. As long as you are willing to join the national team, the head coach will definitely take special care of you and will not restrict your freedom."
"And you are already so strong, it's boring to play against players who are not at the same level every day."
"Come to the national team, all of them are super high-level athletes."
"Make sure you play well!"
Zhang Mu paused, "A super high-level athlete? How tall is it?"
"Anyway, everyone is similar to me, with the strength of a world champion."
"Pretty much same as you?"
"correct."
"That level isn't that high!"
Zhang Mu was not pretending to be coercive, but was stating a fact.
The head was shaved for two consecutive games.
How high can this level be?
puff!
Guo Xiangjie almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.
But if you think about it carefully, there is nothing wrong with what they said.
No rebuttal.
It's very poor!
never mind!
Ben also thought about directly persuading Zhang Mu to join the national team, which can be regarded as making up for his mistakes.
Lao Liu arrived so that he wouldn't blow his dog's head off.
But looking at it now, I can't convince Zhang Mu at all.
Just one sentence, the level is not high!
Was pissed off without a temper.
It seems that the only option is to wait for the great devil Lao Liu to go out in person.
"Okay, Brother Zhang Mu, I won't persuade you any more."
"Can you leave a contact information?"
"There is a chance to play together."
"Well, although I can't beat you, I pick up the ball very fast."
Zhang Mu: "..."
"Okay, add a WeChat."
"I want to add it too, I want to add it too." Guan Xueyan next to her was about to move.
"Guan Xueyan, can you show some face?"
Xue Ziqi stopped immediately.
Then, the two girls started to fight again.
It's endless!
……
It was when Zhang Mu initially rejected the invitation from the national team.
There's been an uproar on the internet.
Someone recorded Guo Xiangjie's live broadcast and sent it to major short video platforms.
[Two 11:0, world champion Guo Xiangjie was beaten to tears~]
[A folk expert beats the world champion, is this a loss of morality, or a lack of humanity...]
[Sure enough, the most difficult thing is the domestic competition, the world champion, are you trembling? 】
[As long as Guo Xiangjie gets one point, I won't suspect that this video is edited and synthesized! 】
[The world champion is zero-seat, Guo Xiangjie: Then I go? 】
[Outside the nickname, the head coach of the national team, Lao Liu, has already rushed to Mincheng...]
Many gimmicky topics instantly rushed to the hot list of major short videos.
The new world champion was hanged by passers-by?
And the person who hangs and beats is said to be a super handsome guy!
Good guy, just seeing such a keyword, who wouldn't want to click in and gossip.
then--
This event, like a calm lake, dropped a boulder.
Create an uproar!
Netizens from all walks of life are eating melons one after another!
"Damn it, I thought it was a title party before, but it turned out to be true. World champion, that's it? I think if it were me, the worst would be to have two bald heads shaved!"
"The world champion got his head shaved, and I got my head shaved too, so I'm equal to the world champion?"
"The logic genius upstairs, I admire you!"
"Hey, although I really don't want to say it, let's talk about it quickly. Last year, I fought against Guo Xiangjie. At that time, I was two duck eggs. Now Guo Xiangjie has two duck eggs. The opponent's strength is so terrifying. Oh, yes, I have been selected to the national third team."
"..."
"I'm a senior technical analyst. Let me analyze the technical characteristics of this player for you. Um...sorry, many skills are beyond my professional scope. Excuse me~"
"..."
"Don't be so shocked, please think about the feelings of our female fans. The picture quality is so clear, and there are close-ups of the front face. Doesn't anyone know who the little brother is?"
"That's right, it's been so long, there's been no movement at all, I've changed four pairs of pants."
"I'm still witty and just bare my ass."
"..."
Finally, after more than half an hour, the major platforms refreshed their screens.
Someone recognized Zhang Mu.
"Fuck, isn't this our city hero in Mincheng?"
One word stirred up a thousand waves!
"?????"
"Quickly tell me, who is this handsome guy? If I get wet again, I won't have any pants to change."
"I care more about how many years he has practiced and what major tournaments he has played before."
"Fuck, let me tell you how old he is this year, what's his name, where he lives, whether he's single, if he's not single, whether he's considering changing a girlfriend in the near future~"
"..."
"Forget it, I'll post the link of the city hero, you can see for yourself."
After a while, a link appeared on all major platforms.
Everyone clicks like crazy.
The person in charge of the Mincheng TV station's website trembled.
I'm so worried about the server exploding!
As time went by, Zhang Mu's other identities were also revealed one by one.
"Isn't this the genius who beat Ma Yao and Nie Jianfeng in a row on the street, playing chess in [-]v[-]?"
"Chess? Nie Jianfeng? Who is it?"
"Damn it, you don't even know Nie Jianfeng, the recognized chess No.1."
"Wait, wait a minute, let me stroke!"
"That is to say, this little brother, chess, won the recognized No.1, table tennis, won the world championship?"
Are you bragging~
(End of this chapter)
Fortunately, it was a false alarm!
Guo Xiangjie was really worried about being slaughtered by Lao Liu himself!
"Okay, okay, I see, I'm going to ask for the contact information now."
"Assistant Ma, don't worry, I know it well."
After hanging up the phone, Guo Xiangjie took a long breath.
It was not easy to escape from the scene of the society's death.
Now, I had no choice but to bite the bullet and walk back.
He walked towards Zhang Mu who was flanked by two young girls.
On the way, the assistant asked a very mentally handicapped question.
"Brother Jie, do you want to continue the live broadcast?"
Guo Xiangjie: "?????"
I set you a monkey!
Shouldn't the live broadcast be turned off when the game is over?
Still not ashamed enough?
He immediately passed a cannibalistic look to the assistant.
The assistant almost cried in fright, and hurriedly organized the conversation, "This is the end of today's live broadcast, see you next time!"
Studio:"?????"
Question marks swiped the screen!
Everyone has to send blades to the assistant.
Assistant Qiang resisted the pressure and turned off the live broadcast.
At this time, Guo Xiangjie had already walked up to Zhang Mu.
"By the way, I don't know your name yet."
"Zhang Mu!"
"You play very well, have you considered joining the national team?"
Zhang Mu: "?????"
national team?
I just played table tennis for the first time today.
You invite me to join the national team.
sure?
Guo Xiangjie nodded affirmatively, "It's really too inferior for your strength not to enter the national team!"
Zhang Mu smiled awkwardly, "It's better not to!"
Entering the national team, I am afraid that I have to train every day.
And most of the time it is closed training.
There is no freedom at all.
Zhang Mu is used to being unrestrained, so he can't bear it.
Unexpectedly—
Guo Xiangjie said bluntly, "I know what you are worried about. As long as you are willing to join the national team, the head coach will definitely take special care of you and will not restrict your freedom."
"And you are already so strong, it's boring to play against players who are not at the same level every day."
"Come to the national team, all of them are super high-level athletes."
"Make sure you play well!"
Zhang Mu paused, "A super high-level athlete? How tall is it?"
"Anyway, everyone is similar to me, with the strength of a world champion."
"Pretty much same as you?"
"correct."
"That level isn't that high!"
Zhang Mu was not pretending to be coercive, but was stating a fact.
The head was shaved for two consecutive games.
How high can this level be?
puff!
Guo Xiangjie almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.
But if you think about it carefully, there is nothing wrong with what they said.
No rebuttal.
It's very poor!
never mind!
Ben also thought about directly persuading Zhang Mu to join the national team, which can be regarded as making up for his mistakes.
Lao Liu arrived so that he wouldn't blow his dog's head off.
But looking at it now, I can't convince Zhang Mu at all.
Just one sentence, the level is not high!
Was pissed off without a temper.
It seems that the only option is to wait for the great devil Lao Liu to go out in person.
"Okay, Brother Zhang Mu, I won't persuade you any more."
"Can you leave a contact information?"
"There is a chance to play together."
"Well, although I can't beat you, I pick up the ball very fast."
Zhang Mu: "..."
"Okay, add a WeChat."
"I want to add it too, I want to add it too." Guan Xueyan next to her was about to move.
"Guan Xueyan, can you show some face?"
Xue Ziqi stopped immediately.
Then, the two girls started to fight again.
It's endless!
……
It was when Zhang Mu initially rejected the invitation from the national team.
There's been an uproar on the internet.
Someone recorded Guo Xiangjie's live broadcast and sent it to major short video platforms.
[Two 11:0, world champion Guo Xiangjie was beaten to tears~]
[A folk expert beats the world champion, is this a loss of morality, or a lack of humanity...]
[Sure enough, the most difficult thing is the domestic competition, the world champion, are you trembling? 】
[As long as Guo Xiangjie gets one point, I won't suspect that this video is edited and synthesized! 】
[The world champion is zero-seat, Guo Xiangjie: Then I go? 】
[Outside the nickname, the head coach of the national team, Lao Liu, has already rushed to Mincheng...]
Many gimmicky topics instantly rushed to the hot list of major short videos.
The new world champion was hanged by passers-by?
And the person who hangs and beats is said to be a super handsome guy!
Good guy, just seeing such a keyword, who wouldn't want to click in and gossip.
then--
This event, like a calm lake, dropped a boulder.
Create an uproar!
Netizens from all walks of life are eating melons one after another!
"Damn it, I thought it was a title party before, but it turned out to be true. World champion, that's it? I think if it were me, the worst would be to have two bald heads shaved!"
"The world champion got his head shaved, and I got my head shaved too, so I'm equal to the world champion?"
"The logic genius upstairs, I admire you!"
"Hey, although I really don't want to say it, let's talk about it quickly. Last year, I fought against Guo Xiangjie. At that time, I was two duck eggs. Now Guo Xiangjie has two duck eggs. The opponent's strength is so terrifying. Oh, yes, I have been selected to the national third team."
"..."
"I'm a senior technical analyst. Let me analyze the technical characteristics of this player for you. Um...sorry, many skills are beyond my professional scope. Excuse me~"
"..."
"Don't be so shocked, please think about the feelings of our female fans. The picture quality is so clear, and there are close-ups of the front face. Doesn't anyone know who the little brother is?"
"That's right, it's been so long, there's been no movement at all, I've changed four pairs of pants."
"I'm still witty and just bare my ass."
"..."
Finally, after more than half an hour, the major platforms refreshed their screens.
Someone recognized Zhang Mu.
"Fuck, isn't this our city hero in Mincheng?"
One word stirred up a thousand waves!
"?????"
"Quickly tell me, who is this handsome guy? If I get wet again, I won't have any pants to change."
"I care more about how many years he has practiced and what major tournaments he has played before."
"Fuck, let me tell you how old he is this year, what's his name, where he lives, whether he's single, if he's not single, whether he's considering changing a girlfriend in the near future~"
"..."
"Forget it, I'll post the link of the city hero, you can see for yourself."
After a while, a link appeared on all major platforms.
Everyone clicks like crazy.
The person in charge of the Mincheng TV station's website trembled.
I'm so worried about the server exploding!
As time went by, Zhang Mu's other identities were also revealed one by one.
"Isn't this the genius who beat Ma Yao and Nie Jianfeng in a row on the street, playing chess in [-]v[-]?"
"Chess? Nie Jianfeng? Who is it?"
"Damn it, you don't even know Nie Jianfeng, the recognized chess No.1."
"Wait, wait a minute, let me stroke!"
"That is to say, this little brother, chess, won the recognized No.1, table tennis, won the world championship?"
Are you bragging~
(End of this chapter)
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