Shenhao started as a rent collector

Chapter 420 Don't cry without seeing the coffin

Well, the worse I clean him up, the happier I will make you!
To be honest, Ouyang Xiaoxiao is a fitness expert, what about the electric motor buttocks?
If she pulls out all the stops to make a guy feel good.

It is no exaggeration to say that that man will definitely have a blast!
Oops, I have pictures in my mind.

Zhang Mu couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva, and immediately moved. He didn't expect Ouyang Xiaoxiao, who looked weak on the outside, to say such words.

only--

He really wanted to verify it.

Keep your word?

It's outrageous!
And the wretched landlord next to him reacted even more.

He stared at Ouyang fiercely and smiled.

"It turns out that you are a coward at your core!"

The words haven't had time to be spoken.

There was a loud bang!
Zhang Mu slapped him directly, almost without holding back his hand, this slap directly knocked the wretched landlord to the ground, staring at his eyes, buzzing, as if there were countless bees flying in his ears.

Originally, this wretched landlord was very indebted.

Now Ouyang smiled and said such tempting words again.

What if it was true?

What if it's really cool?

Zhang Mu moved his hands, and naturally worked harder. He stepped forward and grabbed the wretched landlord by the collar, lifted him up, and then slapped him left and right, just like setting off firecrackers, and slapped him more than 20 times. .

Seeing that Ouyang smiled, let alone relieved his anger, he almost clapped his hands.

After all, if Zhang Mu hadn't come to help assemble the workbench today, she would most likely have been brutally murdered by the landlord.

Thinking of the landlord's wretched face, he lay on his body.

She would rather choose death!
So seeing Zhang Mu madly slapping the landlord across the face, can this girl be upset?
I even want to slap myself a few times.

but--

She quickly realized a problem.

Angry, it's out!

So, does what you said before count?
Obviously, when she said that sentence before, she was completely out of anger and purely wanted to disgust the landlord.

Don't you want to sleep with me?
Excuse me!
Not only can you not fall asleep, but I still want to sleep with someone else, and make him very happy.

Just ask if you are angry?

It is conceivable that the effect of the disgusting landlord must have been achieved.

But the problem also arises, you are angry, what if people take it seriously?

Don't say it, it's really possible!

Didn't you see Zhang Mu playing so hard?

Ouyang Xiaoxiao blushed again on the spot, not knowing what to do.

But at this time, after more than 20 slaps, Zhang Mu stopped.

"Damn it, the leather is really hard enough, it hurts my hand from slapping me."

landlord:"……"

Are your hands sore?
What about my face?
I saw that the landlord's cheeks were swollen high, as if two big steamed buns were stuffed in his mouth, and his eyes were swollen like a panda's, and he could only see through a slit.

Zhang Mu loosened his collar, and he collapsed on the floor like mud.

It may be difficult to fully wake up in a short period of time!
So let him lie here like a dead dog?
How can it be!

Zhang Mu narrowed his eyes slightly, pondered for a moment, and finally got it!

He raised the corner of his mouth, picked up the wretched landlord again, dragged him into the bathroom, and then inserted him upside down in the toilet.

wow wow wow~
Finally, arrange the flush button.

The swirling water in the toilet flushed the landlord's face swollen like a pig's head mercilessly.

Not to mention, the effect is really good.

After two or three dashes like this, the originally confused landlord suddenly woke up.

"Guru Guru~"

The landlord didn't realize that his head was in the toilet, and just about to say something, the moment he opened his mouth, a lot of water poured in.

The key is why the taste of this water is still a bit weird.

He immediately tried to get up, wanting to see what happened.

Unfortunately--

Zhang Mu controlled his legs with his hands, making him unable to move when he was thrust upside down.

Keeping the upside-down posture, the landlord's head almost blocked the drain of the toilet, and the water level in the toilet remained high. Just soaking in it like this, the landlord felt that he was about to suffocate completely after a short while.

no more~
My lungs are about to explode~
In order to survive, the landlord had no choice but to open his mouth again, and due to the extreme lack of oxygen, he instinctively took a deep breath.

Who would have thought that with his inhalation, a large amount of water would rush into his trachea in an instant.

Cough, cough, cough~
No wonder death by drowning is one of the most painful tortures.

The wretched landlord really felt it at this moment, but he obviously didn't want to die, he struggled desperately, but the more he struggled, the more toilet water he sucked into his body.

For a moment, he felt that his soul had drifted away, and the world had turned black.

The struggling movements are getting smaller and smaller~
until it comes to a complete stop.

"Zhang Mu, he, will he have an accident?" Ouyang smiled when he saw this, and suddenly became nervous.

If it really kills people, things will be serious!
"Don't worry, I have a measure!" Zhang Mu cast a look of "everything is under my control" at the other party, then grabbed the landlord's belt, lifted him out of the toilet, and moved to the side Throw.

The landlord slammed into the wall of the bathroom, and then bounced back to the ground.

Call ~
On the verge of death, I finally felt the presence of fresh air.

The landlord didn't care about the pain of hitting the wall at all, and breathed heavily, only hating why he had a lung.

Ran goose-

He forgot that there was still residual water in the trachea, breathing in such a large amount of air, it felt like a thick layer of cement was blocked in the trachea, an indescribable pain.

cough cough~
He covered his throat, curled up, and his body twitched continuously.

I used to think why there is only one lung?

At this moment, it turned into why I have a lung!
Too uncomfortable, too painful!

Every time I cough, it feels like a needle is stuck in my lungs.

The key is that the cough will not stop for a while.

Wretched landlord, life is worse than death.

Even Ouyang Xiaoxiao at the side felt very uncomfortable seeing this scene.

but--

She has no sympathy.

Because if Zhang Mu wasn't here today, her life would probably be completely ruined.

In contrast, this kind of pain is completely caused by the landlord.

After coughing for seven or eight minutes, the guy finally felt better. He slowly opened his panda eyes, and found himself lying in the bathroom, not far from the conspicuous toilet.

I set you monkey!

You just almost drowned in the toilet?

This guy felt that he had been greatly humiliated, panting heavily, and cursed viciously: "Bastard, don't run away if you have the ability, I will call and shake people right now, and kill you."

After the words fell, he really went to touch his mobile phone.

Regarding this, Zhang Mu jokingly shook his head, "Some people really don't cry when they see the coffin."

"Smile, do you have toilet cleaner at home?"

"Yes!" Ouyang responded subconsciously with a smile, and then was a little confused.

I don't understand what Zhang Mu is doing with the toilet cleaner at this time?
Are you going to clean the toilet?

(End of this chapter)