Shenhao started as a rent collector

Chapter 436
[You are poisonous], it is a penalty card!

When the owner uses this card, the punished person will have a foul mouth, random sores on the skin, and pus on the soles of the feet...

The corner of Zhang Mu's mouth twitched, no wonder he called "You are so poisonous".

It's really poisonous!

Accept it silently.

Wait for a predestined person.

Well, to be more precise.

It should be waiting for a drug tester.

Who will be the lucky one?
I am looking forward to it!
……

On the other hand, let Zhang Mu receive the [You Are Poison] reward.

Jiang Meiling, who was on the verge of going berserk, broke two pillows in the hotel room.

Do you know about the cotton floating in the sky?
Anyway, very angry!

I really want to blow Zhang Mu's head off.

Really!

I'm afraid no woman can accept such an insult.

The old lady sent it to her mouth from thousands of miles away. If you don't eat it, you will be caught whoring or whoring.

I set you monkey!

My old lady is not even as good as a street girl?
It really doesn't hurt much, but the insult is extremely strong!

but--

After breaking two pillows in one breath, I was almost done venting.

After calm down.

Really let Zhang Mu be detained for 150 days, or even [-] days?
She suddenly felt a little distressed again!

After all, those who can’t get it are in a commotion~
From yesterday to now, it is reasonable to say that it has been close to 24 hours, but the impulse in my heart has not shown any signs of subsiding.

On the contrary, it intensifies~
Just think about it.

However, other men are not good enough, it can only be Zhang Mu.

This is definitely a novel writing obsession!

Jiang Meiling vowed that she would never dare to substitute people around her as characters in novels in the future.

But later is later.

The current state of being burned by fire must be resolved, right?

It's really hard~
then--

A fine of 5000 yuan is required, right?

I heard from the sisters around me before that the price of the young master of the nightclub, the highest level of charge, is about [-] a night.

Okay, my wife will go over and pay the ransom now.

You don't have to pay back the money!
Just make my wife comfortable tonight.

As for whether you will agree?

Excuse me!
You have no choice.

In addition, Bawang insisted on bowing to find out?
After leaving the hotel, Jiang Meiling quickly took a taxi to the police station.

"Knock thump thump~"

The sound of high heels hitting the floor instantly attracted the attention of a police comrade in the aisle.

"Hello miss, what's the matter so late?"

"Did you arrest a man named Zhang Mu in your anti-pornography operation tonight? I'll come and pay the fine." Jiang Meiling said, taking out her mobile phone from her bag and asking where to scan the code to pay.

Coincidentally, this comrade policeman was the elder brother who had been in contact with Zhang Mu before.

"Who are you Zhang Mu?" The elder brother had vaguely guessed Jiang Meiling's identity, but he still asked subconsciously.

"I am his wife."

They all came here to pay the fine. It seems inappropriate to talk about friends or something, right?

Jiang Meiling directly said that she was Zhang Mu's wife.

The elder brother showed a genuine expression, looked Jiang Meiling up and down a few times, and was even more speechless towards Zhang Mu.

My wife is so beautiful, she looks like a star.

Why are you still going out to prostitute?
The key is to go whoring, you can just find a lady who is prettier than Jiang Meiling.

But near the grove in the park, there are all aunts in their 50s and [-]s.

What on earth are you thinking, lad?
Head caught by the door?

Before, there was a saying that was often circulated on the Internet.

Behind every beautiful woman, there is a woman who slaps and vomits.

To be honest, my brother didn't believe it at all.

And now, he believed it.

I don't know why, but he suddenly wanted to cry, maybe because he thought of his wife who weighed nearly 200 pounds~
"Well, comrade, are you listening to me?"

Jiang Meiling couldn't help interrupting when she didn't see her brother's response for a long time.

"Oh, I'm listening. Please follow me. Besides paying the fine, there are still some formalities to go through." The elder brother led Jiang Meiling inside.

After 5 minutes, my brother was extremely embarrassed!
He didn't know that Zhang Mu had been released without charge.

That's right, there is such a beautiful wife in the family.

As long as there is no problem with your head, you won't go out to find [-] or [-] aunts on the side of the road.

"Ma'am, I'm sorry, it was a mistake in our work. Mr. Zhang Mu didn't go whoring or whoring, he just passed by for soy sauce. We have already let him go."

Released?

Jiang Meiling froze for a moment, then the corners of her mouth slightly raised.

I just said how could my old lady lose to the street girl.

It turned out to be a mistake at work!

Zhang Mu, your life is saved~
The two levels were reversed, and the girl became happy on the spot.

"Okay, I know!"

She stepped on her high heels and left the police station with a rattling sound.

After he came out, he called Zhang Mu.

It's understandable that I didn't answer my calls before, after all, you were taken away.

Now that the misunderstanding has been resolved and the person has been released, there is no reason not to answer the phone, right?
Ran goose-

Responding to Jiang Meiling was a gentle female voice:

"Sorry, the user you dialed is powered off."

Shut down?

I set you monkey!

One, two, three black lines appeared on Jiang Meiling's forehead.

Zhang Mu, your life is gone again!
……

When he woke up the next day, Zhang Mu naturally didn't know that he was cursed in circles by the beautiful senior sister all night.

Turn on the phone, good guy, there are seven or eight missed calls.

Fortunately, I turned off my phone when I left the police station yesterday.

That's very witty!
Again--

Senior sister, it's not that you are not charming!
It's just that I really can't do anything to be sorry for my brother!

Please forgive me~
Smile off, get up and wash.

The policewoman Ke Qingqing should contact her soon.

Sure enough, within 5 minutes, the phone rang.

But when Zhang Mu picked up the phone, he found that it was not Ke Qingqing, but his mother.

Today is a major festival in Mincheng, 【Bandan Festival】

Did mom finally think of herself?

Call yourself home for the holidays?
It's a pity that I have promised Ke Qingqing to go to the orphanage.

Fortunately, it was only over an hour's drive from the city back to my hometown in the countryside. At worst, I would go to the orphanage first, and then go back to my hometown in the countryside.

Thinking of this, Zhang Mu picked up the phone, "Hello, Mom~"

"Today is [Badan Festival], you know that?"

"I know~"

"Are you still in the city?"

"Hmm!"

"It's not too far from the city, it's about an hour's drive."

Hearing this, the corners of Zhang Mu's mouth turned up, obviously he guessed right, his mother missed him, and told him to go back for the holidays.

Hey, really, I haven't seen you for a few days?
It made him a little embarrassed.

then--

"Mom, I see. I'll go back when I finish what I'm doing."

"Huh?" Mom was stunned and coughed twice, "Son, did you misunderstand something? I mean, it's very close to the city, and you can come back anytime you want, there's no need to make a special effort Just in time for the [Badan Festival], your dad and I have signed up for a tour group to go on a trip."

Zhang Mu: "?????"

Who is he?
Where is he?
Why is he answering the phone?
(End of this chapter)