Shenhao started as a rent collector

Chapter 528 She Really Couldn't Help It

Fairy?

For such an explanation, everyone was obviously stunned, nothing but stunned.

I, day, you are a fairy!

Does this work too?
Do you dare to be more outrageous?

So speechless!
But Su Daqiang, who has nothing to do with food, is still complacent and thinks that he explained well, repeating: "It must be the immortal who came and repaired our spring. This is God bless me, Maple Leaf Hot Spring Villa!"

Staff: "..."

Are you still excited?

无语＋1＋1＋1＋1＋1＋1~
But due to Su Daqiang's status, he naturally dared not speak out.

On the other hand, those managements continued to lick Su Daqiang.

clap clap~
Where is the applause?
"Boss Su is right, there must be a fairy coming to our Maple Leaf Hot Spring Villa."

"That's right, except for the gods, I really can't think of anyone else who can successfully restore the spring."

"Boss Su is really amazing, you can think of all this."

"Mr. Su, the so-called immortal, you invited me, right?"

The corner of Su Daqiang's mouth twitched. If he really had the ability to invite the gods, would he wait until now to invite the gods?
Maple Leaf Hot Spring Villa has not been opened to the public for a whole year.

Do you know how much money he saved this year?
It really is a pot that can't be opened without mentioning it!
He glared at the sycophant management.

The management suddenly panicked, knowing that they had kissed the wrong ass.

But, it doesn't matter!

He still has back tricks.

Immediately, there was another dog-licking smile, and he licked: "Mr. Su, as we all know, you are very good at inscribing poems. Now that the springs in the villa have started to flow water again, you can write us a poem to celebrate the joy." .”

"Yes, yes, yes, Mr. Su, you can play a song!"

"Every poem of yours contains philosophy, which benefits us a lot!"

"That's right, Mr. Su, just play one."

"Everyone applause!"

"Clap clap clap!!!"

"Hehe, it looks like it's hard to turn down the kindness!" Su Daqiang naturally returned to his face when he heard that everyone wanted him to write a poem.

"Although, many people think that if I were in ancient times, there would be no such thing as Li Bai and Du Fu."

"But I know that these are actually ridiculous praises. I know exactly how much I, Su Daqiang, have."

"I'm definitely not as good as those two great poets, but in terms of the gap, I should only be slightly inferior."

Hearing this, Zhang Mu: "..."

Jiang Meiling: "..."

The two almost threw up on the spot.

The previous fairy explanation is outrageous enough.

I never thought that Su Daqiang would brazenly say that his ability to compose poetry was only slightly inferior to Li and Du.

A little inferior to you der!
Do you want to show some face?
It was Wuyu's mother who opened the door for Wuyu, and Wuyu arrived home!
But Su Daqiang continued to pretend to be shameless: "Originally, I would not easily recite poems to make a mistake, but today the spring in the villa has water again, and I am really happy, so I will recite a poem."

"Good!" The licking dogs applauded desperately.

Su Daqiang cleared his throat, and slowly said a doggerel:
"This spring has water coming out again, you and I are all happy!"

"Ask me how happy I am, like a mother being a bride!"

Everyone; "?????"

What the hell is this?
It is no exaggeration to say that after making this doggerel, everyone is stupid.

Even those who lick the dog management, many people said that they can't lick anymore.

But you don't lick it, some people lick it.

Do you know why others can be deputy managers and directors?
Because they lick it up, that's a crazy thing.

"it is good!"

"Good poetry, good poetry, this is definitely a contemporary quatrain!"

"Mr. Su, thank you for letting me know what is called a poem. I have benefited a lot!"

"This poem should be handed down to the world!"

Among them, the deputy manager licked the most, and asked someone to bring paper and pens, and asked Su Daqiang to write down this poem. He took it back, framed it, and hung it in the study.

Regarding this, Zhang Mu: "..."

Jiang Meiling: "..."

Licking is even more licking, and one lick is higher than one lick!
You can't accept it!

This is just a doggerel, it was actually licked into a quatrain by you at that time.

Are you kidding me?
Besides, this isn't even a doggerel, exactly.

Limerick at least pays attention to rhyme, right?

Does this rhyme?
What the hell is this?
Zhang Mu was messed up in the wind.

As for Jiang Meiling, it stands to reason that she has a relatively high point of laughter, and she will never laugh unless she can't help it.

But now, after listening to Su Daqiang's doggerel, it's just hahaha, Kukuku~
Laughed out pig cry ah!
After a while, I clutched my stomach, and it hurt from laughing.

Among the crowd, Su Daqiang's face was full of red, he enjoyed licking the ass of the dogs, and was going to strike while the iron was hot, and play another song.

But at this moment, Jiang Meiling's laughter spread instantly.

Everyone frowned in unison and looked at her.

During this period, Su Daqiang's face was as black as coal balls.

"Everyone, I'm sorry, my girlfriend has been strictly trained, no matter how much she laughs, she can't laugh." At this time, Zhang Mu stood up and explained.

"But now, she really can't bear it."

"And I can't bear it any longer."

"Kukuku, hahaha!"

Zhang Mu also laughed out loud.

Su Daqiang's face became even darker, almost dripping ink.

My own poem was ruthlessly ridiculed, damn it, it's really unforgivable!
And the dog-licking management immediately scolded:

"who are you?"

"How did you get in?"

Zhang Mu covered his stomach, and while Ku Kuku smiled, he responded: "The door of the villa is open, my girlfriend and I walked in, could it be that they flew in?"

"No, no, don't you really think that there are immortals in this world?"

Su Daqiang: "..."

After being slapped in the face again, his nose was almost crooked.

Striding forward, he wanted to look down at Zhang Mu.

result--

Embarrassed to find that he seems not as tall as Zhang Mu.

Even if you stand on tiptoe, no!

So he had no choice but to take two steps back and use his loud voice to create his momentum.

"The Maple Leaf Hot Spring Villa is not open to the public now, don't you know?"

"I don't know!" Zhang Mu shook his head.

"I don't know, right? Well, I'll let you know now." Su Daqiang continued to mutter in a loud voice, "According to the regulations, trespassing on our villa without permission requires a fine of 5 yuan!"

"How much?" Zhang Mu narrowed his eyes slightly.

"fifty thousand!"

"Did you rob the bank before!" Zhang Mu snarled, and then asked: "A fine of [-] yuan, are you sure?"

"Not only sure, but also very sure, this is the regulation of our villa."

"The regulations are right, where are the regulations, I want to see."

"Whatever you look at, I am the general manager of the villa, and I can fine you as much as you want!"

(End of this chapter)