Shenhao started as a rent collector
Chapter 670
Chapter 670 Recycling Success
Mynah originally wanted to invite his younger brothers to join him to save face.
As a result, they have not yet greeted them, and they are all lying on the ground.
It's embarrassing!
It's scary~
How about lying down for a while?
Otherwise, just stand alone, the goal is too obvious~
The starling made a decisive decision, and hurriedly lay down on the ground and pretended to be dead, hum, so that the green hills are left without worrying about no firewood. In ancient times, there was Han Xin, who endured the humiliation of the crotch, my eighth, what's wrong with lying on the ground and pretending to be dead today?
As long as this matter is over, my eighth old man will be another old man~
Ran goose-
"Play dead, right?"
"Believe it or not, I let you really lie here, unable to move?"
"roll!"
Zhang Mu twitched the corner of his mouth and let out a loud shout.
The starling was so frightened that he jumped up and ran away.
At the same time, those younger brothers also scrambled and fled in embarrassment.
There were even two who ran faster than him.
Starling: "?????"
Everyone is pretending to be dead!
Mess in the wind!
Don't say anything, old iron, it hurts.
He thinks he deserves to be the big brother, a super failure~
……
"Whoo~"
After a while, Yu Dawei got up from the ground, shook his messy hair, looked in the direction where myna and others were fleeing, and hummed:
"Forget you to run fast, otherwise I will go crazy."
Everyone: "????"
Brother, can we stop pretending?
I didn't know who was being pressed and rubbed on the ground like a dog just now.
Everyone is not blind, okay?
As a result, when they left, they still put on this pretense~
So embarrassing!
The toes are so embarrassing that they can pick out two rooms and one living room.
But Yu Dawei adheres to a philosophy, as long as he is not embarrassed, it is others who are embarrassed.
I saw him continue to shake his hair, strode up to Xie Yiyi:
"Yiyi, are you okay?"
"I just wanted to save you, but those guys ran away."
"But don't worry, next time I see them, I will definitely teach you a hard lesson."
Xie Yiyi: "..."
All language is useless at this moment, so, Yu Dawei, as long as you are happy.
Instead, Zhang Mu interjected, "I said buddy, can you wipe the blood off your face before you act aggressively? There are tissues in Martha's storage compartment."
Yu Dawei's nose was bruised and his face was swollen after being kicked by mynah just now, but his face was also red.
Now this look, people are not people, ghosts are not ghosts~
It's scary at night~
Yu Dawei was stunned for a moment, the color on his face would indeed damage his pretentious image, okay, let's wipe off the blood first.
As for the paper towels in Martha's storage compartment that Zhang Mu reminded, isn't this bullshit?
My Maserati, of course I know that there are tissues in the storage compartment.
That's right, this product is installed again, ready to justify itself and forcefully install it back.
"Everyone, in fact, Maserati is mine. What I said before was completely perfunctory."
"Otherwise, do you really think that there are fools in this world who would trade Maseratis for battery cars?"
While talking, Yu Dawei opened the door of the Maserati, ready to find a tissue to wipe the blood off his face.
result--
Looking for a long time, did not find.
Fuck, where is the storage compartment for Maserati?
Huge embarrassment~
"Let me do it!" At this moment, Zhang Mu stepped forward, easily found the storage compartment of the Maserati, took out the tissue, and threw it to Yu Dawei.
Yu Dawei; "?????"
I set you monkey!
How do you know where the Maserati's storage compartment is?
Doesn't it make me very embarrassing if you do this.
No!
Absolutely not!
"Go away, who told you to touch my car?"
"Yu Dawei, you are really enough. I didn't want to say it, but now I can't help it. This car belongs to my boyfriend, okay?" Xie Yiyi couldn't bear it anymore.
what?
The words stirred up waves, and everyone was stunned.
It can be said that regarding the owner of this car, everyone has thought about countless possibilities, but absolutely never thought about this possibility.
Especially Yu Dawei, in his eyes, Zhang Mu is a poor guy who doesn't even have a car.
Even when going out on a date, you have to take a taxi.
You have a Maserati with a hammer~
"Fart, this car belongs to my buddy, no, it belongs to me, how could it belong to your boyfriend..."
Uh, I almost slipped my mouth by accident.
But at this time, Yu Dawei didn't care about so much anymore, and said bluntly, "If this car belongs to your boyfriend, I will stand on my head and have diarrhea."
"Dawei, where's my car, hasn't it been towed away?" As soon as the words finished, the delivery boy also rushed to the scene.
Yu Dawei slapped his forehead suddenly. Oops, I forgot to call earlier and called the delivery guy over.
It's easy for the takeaway boy to pass through.
No, you have to stop him.
Eyelids blinked and winked wildly.
Delivery guy: "?????"
I don't understand what it means.
I don't want to understand~
Now I only care about whether my Maserati is still there, and whether it has been taken away by mynah.
As a result, glance around.
I didn't see mynah, but I saw Zhang Mu.
"Boss, it's you."
"Dawei, come, come, let me introduce you, this is the boss who exchanged my battery car with a Maserati."
The delivery guy enthusiastically pulled Yu Dawei to Zhang Mu and introduced him.
Yu Dawei: "?????"
Suddenly I feel like a dog~
And it's the kind of dog that can stand on its head and have diarrhea!
puff~
Ahaha~
I don't know who couldn't hold back and laughed for the first time.
Immediately afterwards, everyone laughed together, and their stomachs hurt from laughing.
Yu Dawei: "..."
Who is he?
Where is he?
Why is he organizing tonight's high school reunion?
Find out about the death of a large society!
Let's live on another planet~
However, before reliving on another planet.
The waiter came out and stopped Yu Dawei:
"Sir, you told me before that you will pay for tonight's consumption. Now that all the dishes have been served, just to be on the safe side, can you please pay the bill first?"
Yu Dawei: "?????"
Cracked in place~
……
After the party, Xie Yiyi went to sing with a few sisters.
Zhang Mu was forced to go into business, and went to be a flower protector again, and showed off his singing voice by the way.
A group of people stayed in a nearby hotel without going back after playing until late.
The next day, a sister named Chu Luoxue received a call in a daze.
"Luoxue, where are you now? Go back to the company immediately, A-level emergency meeting."
When the voice fell, the other party hung up the phone.
Chu Luoxue lost all sleep in an instant. She has worked in a cosmetics company for several years, and she has never heard such an urgent tone from the president, as if something big happened.
In addition, A-level emergency meeting, this is the company's highest-level emergency meeting.
This girl didn't dare to think about it anymore, she simply washed up and rushed back to the company.
At the same time, Zhang Mu, who got up earlier, just collected a hundred empty bottles.
"Recycle!"
The system displays: Recovery succeeded!
award……
(End of this chapter)
Mynah originally wanted to invite his younger brothers to join him to save face.
As a result, they have not yet greeted them, and they are all lying on the ground.
It's embarrassing!
It's scary~
How about lying down for a while?
Otherwise, just stand alone, the goal is too obvious~
The starling made a decisive decision, and hurriedly lay down on the ground and pretended to be dead, hum, so that the green hills are left without worrying about no firewood. In ancient times, there was Han Xin, who endured the humiliation of the crotch, my eighth, what's wrong with lying on the ground and pretending to be dead today?
As long as this matter is over, my eighth old man will be another old man~
Ran goose-
"Play dead, right?"
"Believe it or not, I let you really lie here, unable to move?"
"roll!"
Zhang Mu twitched the corner of his mouth and let out a loud shout.
The starling was so frightened that he jumped up and ran away.
At the same time, those younger brothers also scrambled and fled in embarrassment.
There were even two who ran faster than him.
Starling: "?????"
Everyone is pretending to be dead!
Mess in the wind!
Don't say anything, old iron, it hurts.
He thinks he deserves to be the big brother, a super failure~
……
"Whoo~"
After a while, Yu Dawei got up from the ground, shook his messy hair, looked in the direction where myna and others were fleeing, and hummed:
"Forget you to run fast, otherwise I will go crazy."
Everyone: "????"
Brother, can we stop pretending?
I didn't know who was being pressed and rubbed on the ground like a dog just now.
Everyone is not blind, okay?
As a result, when they left, they still put on this pretense~
So embarrassing!
The toes are so embarrassing that they can pick out two rooms and one living room.
But Yu Dawei adheres to a philosophy, as long as he is not embarrassed, it is others who are embarrassed.
I saw him continue to shake his hair, strode up to Xie Yiyi:
"Yiyi, are you okay?"
"I just wanted to save you, but those guys ran away."
"But don't worry, next time I see them, I will definitely teach you a hard lesson."
Xie Yiyi: "..."
All language is useless at this moment, so, Yu Dawei, as long as you are happy.
Instead, Zhang Mu interjected, "I said buddy, can you wipe the blood off your face before you act aggressively? There are tissues in Martha's storage compartment."
Yu Dawei's nose was bruised and his face was swollen after being kicked by mynah just now, but his face was also red.
Now this look, people are not people, ghosts are not ghosts~
It's scary at night~
Yu Dawei was stunned for a moment, the color on his face would indeed damage his pretentious image, okay, let's wipe off the blood first.
As for the paper towels in Martha's storage compartment that Zhang Mu reminded, isn't this bullshit?
My Maserati, of course I know that there are tissues in the storage compartment.
That's right, this product is installed again, ready to justify itself and forcefully install it back.
"Everyone, in fact, Maserati is mine. What I said before was completely perfunctory."
"Otherwise, do you really think that there are fools in this world who would trade Maseratis for battery cars?"
While talking, Yu Dawei opened the door of the Maserati, ready to find a tissue to wipe the blood off his face.
result--
Looking for a long time, did not find.
Fuck, where is the storage compartment for Maserati?
Huge embarrassment~
"Let me do it!" At this moment, Zhang Mu stepped forward, easily found the storage compartment of the Maserati, took out the tissue, and threw it to Yu Dawei.
Yu Dawei; "?????"
I set you monkey!
How do you know where the Maserati's storage compartment is?
Doesn't it make me very embarrassing if you do this.
No!
Absolutely not!
"Go away, who told you to touch my car?"
"Yu Dawei, you are really enough. I didn't want to say it, but now I can't help it. This car belongs to my boyfriend, okay?" Xie Yiyi couldn't bear it anymore.
what?
The words stirred up waves, and everyone was stunned.
It can be said that regarding the owner of this car, everyone has thought about countless possibilities, but absolutely never thought about this possibility.
Especially Yu Dawei, in his eyes, Zhang Mu is a poor guy who doesn't even have a car.
Even when going out on a date, you have to take a taxi.
You have a Maserati with a hammer~
"Fart, this car belongs to my buddy, no, it belongs to me, how could it belong to your boyfriend..."
Uh, I almost slipped my mouth by accident.
But at this time, Yu Dawei didn't care about so much anymore, and said bluntly, "If this car belongs to your boyfriend, I will stand on my head and have diarrhea."
"Dawei, where's my car, hasn't it been towed away?" As soon as the words finished, the delivery boy also rushed to the scene.
Yu Dawei slapped his forehead suddenly. Oops, I forgot to call earlier and called the delivery guy over.
It's easy for the takeaway boy to pass through.
No, you have to stop him.
Eyelids blinked and winked wildly.
Delivery guy: "?????"
I don't understand what it means.
I don't want to understand~
Now I only care about whether my Maserati is still there, and whether it has been taken away by mynah.
As a result, glance around.
I didn't see mynah, but I saw Zhang Mu.
"Boss, it's you."
"Dawei, come, come, let me introduce you, this is the boss who exchanged my battery car with a Maserati."
The delivery guy enthusiastically pulled Yu Dawei to Zhang Mu and introduced him.
Yu Dawei: "?????"
Suddenly I feel like a dog~
And it's the kind of dog that can stand on its head and have diarrhea!
puff~
Ahaha~
I don't know who couldn't hold back and laughed for the first time.
Immediately afterwards, everyone laughed together, and their stomachs hurt from laughing.
Yu Dawei: "..."
Who is he?
Where is he?
Why is he organizing tonight's high school reunion?
Find out about the death of a large society!
Let's live on another planet~
However, before reliving on another planet.
The waiter came out and stopped Yu Dawei:
"Sir, you told me before that you will pay for tonight's consumption. Now that all the dishes have been served, just to be on the safe side, can you please pay the bill first?"
Yu Dawei: "?????"
Cracked in place~
……
After the party, Xie Yiyi went to sing with a few sisters.
Zhang Mu was forced to go into business, and went to be a flower protector again, and showed off his singing voice by the way.
A group of people stayed in a nearby hotel without going back after playing until late.
The next day, a sister named Chu Luoxue received a call in a daze.
"Luoxue, where are you now? Go back to the company immediately, A-level emergency meeting."
When the voice fell, the other party hung up the phone.
Chu Luoxue lost all sleep in an instant. She has worked in a cosmetics company for several years, and she has never heard such an urgent tone from the president, as if something big happened.
In addition, A-level emergency meeting, this is the company's highest-level emergency meeting.
This girl didn't dare to think about it anymore, she simply washed up and rushed back to the company.
At the same time, Zhang Mu, who got up earlier, just collected a hundred empty bottles.
"Recycle!"
The system displays: Recovery succeeded!
award……
(End of this chapter)
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