Shenhao started as a rent collector
Chapter 743 The Little Liar
Chapter 743 The Little Liar
The fortune-teller tried his best to use his flamboyant acting skills, but he stayed there for a long time, but the young man who bumped into him didn't respond at all.
"?????"
How to fatten four?
Silly?
Let me tell you, even if you are scared stupid, today's money...
The fortune-teller poked his neck, ready to reprimand him a few words.
result--
"Fuck, boy, it's you."
The uncle recognized Zhang Mu.
"Master, do you still remember me?"
"I must remember."
The fortune teller was very impressed with Zhang Mu. First of all, this kid’s chess skills are better than any old chess king. Secondly, this young man is very nice. He always visits his booth and buys as soon as he buys it. There are a lot of them, and I have introduced others to buy them.
To put it bluntly, in the eyes of the fortune teller, Zhang Mu is a big fat sheep, or a very, very fat one, don't you remember?
just don't understand-
If I let the uncle know that Zhang Mu successfully picked up hundreds of millions of "Qingming Shanghe Tu" and tens of millions of carving mothers at his booth, will the uncle be so angry that he vomited blood and died on the spot.
In response to that sentence, sometimes being kept in the dark is not necessarily a bad thing.
"Young man, it's you. We are old acquaintances. Let's forget it this time. Be careful when you walk next time." No, the fortune-teller laughed and got up from the ground.
The corner of Zhang Mu's mouth twitched slightly, "Master, thank you, thank you."
"You're welcome, we are old acquaintances."
"Hehe, uncle, why have you come to Xijiang?"
"Isn't this the global economic crisis, I just want to change places..."
The fortune-teller's face was touched with [My fellow countryman sees my fellow countryman, with tears in his eyes].
But at this moment, there was a sudden scolding from behind.
"Stop, you liar!"
I saw two young girls chasing after them angrily, one of them was holding a selfie stick, as if they were broadcasting live.
The fortune-teller looked back, slapped his forehead, and was so busy chatting that he forgot about his business.
"Young man, this is not the place to talk."
"How about we change to another place and talk about the old days."
"plz follow me."
After the words fell, the guy dragged Zhang Mu and ran away.
Zhang Mu: "?????"
It won't be possible to be rectified again!
With a dazed look on his face, nothing but dazed is dazed.
At this time, the shouts of the two young girls attracted the attention of passers-by, and three young men immediately blocked the way of the fortune-teller and Zhang Mu.
"Three little brothers, get out of the way, this is none of your business." The fortune-teller jumped up anxiously.
But the three young lads refused to let go.
Why is it none of their business?
As the three single dogs, we must firmly grasp this opportunity to be close to beautiful women.
Could it be that love is here?
So they refused to let go, and glared at the fortune teller with fierce eyes.
Soon, the two young girls in the back caught up.
The age of the second daughter is almost 89.
She looks good, with an internet celebrity face, a small waist, and long legs.
Uh, among them, the little beauty who is holding a selfie stick and broadcasting live has a particularly fierce chest, probably 36D.
One must know that she is at most 19 years old, and 19D at the age of 36?
This Nima eats papaya as a meal all day long~
"Run, you liar, why don't you run away?" Lu Bingtong put her hands on her hips, took a few breaths, and pointed at the fortune-teller angrily.
The fortune-teller panicked, but pretended to be calm on the face, "Little beauty, I didn't run away, besides, why did I run away?"
"I've been chasing you for two streets, and you told me you didn't run?"
Fortune teller: "..."
"Hurry up and return the money to me, or I, I." Lu Bingtong wanted to say that you have smashed your fortune-telling booth, but looking around, good guy, there is no fortune-telling booth at all, so she changed her words:
"I'll take you old liar..."
Ok?
There was a young man beside him.
Just now, it seemed that the old liar was still grabbing the young man and running with him.
That's the gang.
"Return the money to me quickly, or I will send you, old liar and little liar, to the police station together."
Zhang Mu: "?????"
little liar?
Fuck, this is a big misunderstanding.
Can you get shot while lying down?
The fortune teller had black lines all over his face: "..."
Hearing that he was going to be sent to the police station, he immediately became a little timid.
but--
"Little beauty, the money yesterday was my fortune-telling reward, and you gave it voluntarily. Now you come here to ask me to pay back the money, no, isn't it good?"
Unexpectedly, it was good not to say this, but when he said it, Lu Bingtong exploded even more.
"Fortune-telling?"
"Is that what you call fortune telling?"
"You call that a scam!"
Fortune teller: "..."
There are a billion points of embarrassment.
"Fortune-telling, of course there are times when the calculation is not accurate."
"It wouldn't be a scam, would it?"
"Isn't it?" Lu Bingtong is like a walking powder keg, it will explode if it is lit a little.
"Didn't you make a fortune for me yesterday, saying that if I was hit by a peach blossom last night, I would definitely find the real man, and you also specifically pointed out that the place where I met the real man was by the Seven Bridges River."
"I listened to you and went, and changed into a beautiful little skirt."
"The results of it?"
"The real man didn't meet, but he was targeted by a group of mosquitoes."
"Keep your eyes open and look carefully. Is this still a leg?"
Saying that, Lu Bingtong turned up her trouser legs angrily.
Man, that was a horrible sight.
Dense, red, swollen, and full of small bumps as far as the eye can see.
If a patient with intensive phobia sees it, he can't stand it for a second, and he will get sick immediately.
Hey, what a pity!
With such long legs, it would be too wasteful not to stare at the tricycle.
In the end, I was bitten by mosquitoes like this, which is really a crime.
Zhang Mu sympathized with this little beauty from the bottom of his heart.
The fortune teller next to him was even more embarrassed.
He didn't expect things to turn out like this. If he knew it earlier, he wouldn't have said so much. Now he finally understands why the ancients said: Too much talk is bound to fail.
This must make sense. Why don't you just say that you will meet the right man tonight? You have to pretend to designate a place to meet.
It's good now, overturned, right?
Was caught straight.
And also found a reporter friend.
The fortune teller immediately covered his face, looked at the beautiful girl with a selfie stick, and mistook her for a reporter.
"Don't shoot, don't shoot~"
If this is exposed, not to mention where to put the old face, the most important thing is how to walk in the rivers and lakes in the future.
Ran goose-
The beautiful girl Qin Yufei holding a selfie stick is not a reporter at all, but an anchor of Big Goose Live.
But her purpose of coming here today is similar to that of a reporter.
It is to help my good sister Lu Bingtong expose this fortune-telling old liar.
No, there is another one beside me.
It was also exposed together with this little liar.
(End of this chapter)
The fortune-teller tried his best to use his flamboyant acting skills, but he stayed there for a long time, but the young man who bumped into him didn't respond at all.
"?????"
How to fatten four?
Silly?
Let me tell you, even if you are scared stupid, today's money...
The fortune-teller poked his neck, ready to reprimand him a few words.
result--
"Fuck, boy, it's you."
The uncle recognized Zhang Mu.
"Master, do you still remember me?"
"I must remember."
The fortune teller was very impressed with Zhang Mu. First of all, this kid’s chess skills are better than any old chess king. Secondly, this young man is very nice. He always visits his booth and buys as soon as he buys it. There are a lot of them, and I have introduced others to buy them.
To put it bluntly, in the eyes of the fortune teller, Zhang Mu is a big fat sheep, or a very, very fat one, don't you remember?
just don't understand-
If I let the uncle know that Zhang Mu successfully picked up hundreds of millions of "Qingming Shanghe Tu" and tens of millions of carving mothers at his booth, will the uncle be so angry that he vomited blood and died on the spot.
In response to that sentence, sometimes being kept in the dark is not necessarily a bad thing.
"Young man, it's you. We are old acquaintances. Let's forget it this time. Be careful when you walk next time." No, the fortune-teller laughed and got up from the ground.
The corner of Zhang Mu's mouth twitched slightly, "Master, thank you, thank you."
"You're welcome, we are old acquaintances."
"Hehe, uncle, why have you come to Xijiang?"
"Isn't this the global economic crisis, I just want to change places..."
The fortune-teller's face was touched with [My fellow countryman sees my fellow countryman, with tears in his eyes].
But at this moment, there was a sudden scolding from behind.
"Stop, you liar!"
I saw two young girls chasing after them angrily, one of them was holding a selfie stick, as if they were broadcasting live.
The fortune-teller looked back, slapped his forehead, and was so busy chatting that he forgot about his business.
"Young man, this is not the place to talk."
"How about we change to another place and talk about the old days."
"plz follow me."
After the words fell, the guy dragged Zhang Mu and ran away.
Zhang Mu: "?????"
It won't be possible to be rectified again!
With a dazed look on his face, nothing but dazed is dazed.
At this time, the shouts of the two young girls attracted the attention of passers-by, and three young men immediately blocked the way of the fortune-teller and Zhang Mu.
"Three little brothers, get out of the way, this is none of your business." The fortune-teller jumped up anxiously.
But the three young lads refused to let go.
Why is it none of their business?
As the three single dogs, we must firmly grasp this opportunity to be close to beautiful women.
Could it be that love is here?
So they refused to let go, and glared at the fortune teller with fierce eyes.
Soon, the two young girls in the back caught up.
The age of the second daughter is almost 89.
She looks good, with an internet celebrity face, a small waist, and long legs.
Uh, among them, the little beauty who is holding a selfie stick and broadcasting live has a particularly fierce chest, probably 36D.
One must know that she is at most 19 years old, and 19D at the age of 36?
This Nima eats papaya as a meal all day long~
"Run, you liar, why don't you run away?" Lu Bingtong put her hands on her hips, took a few breaths, and pointed at the fortune-teller angrily.
The fortune-teller panicked, but pretended to be calm on the face, "Little beauty, I didn't run away, besides, why did I run away?"
"I've been chasing you for two streets, and you told me you didn't run?"
Fortune teller: "..."
"Hurry up and return the money to me, or I, I." Lu Bingtong wanted to say that you have smashed your fortune-telling booth, but looking around, good guy, there is no fortune-telling booth at all, so she changed her words:
"I'll take you old liar..."
Ok?
There was a young man beside him.
Just now, it seemed that the old liar was still grabbing the young man and running with him.
That's the gang.
"Return the money to me quickly, or I will send you, old liar and little liar, to the police station together."
Zhang Mu: "?????"
little liar?
Fuck, this is a big misunderstanding.
Can you get shot while lying down?
The fortune teller had black lines all over his face: "..."
Hearing that he was going to be sent to the police station, he immediately became a little timid.
but--
"Little beauty, the money yesterday was my fortune-telling reward, and you gave it voluntarily. Now you come here to ask me to pay back the money, no, isn't it good?"
Unexpectedly, it was good not to say this, but when he said it, Lu Bingtong exploded even more.
"Fortune-telling?"
"Is that what you call fortune telling?"
"You call that a scam!"
Fortune teller: "..."
There are a billion points of embarrassment.
"Fortune-telling, of course there are times when the calculation is not accurate."
"It wouldn't be a scam, would it?"
"Isn't it?" Lu Bingtong is like a walking powder keg, it will explode if it is lit a little.
"Didn't you make a fortune for me yesterday, saying that if I was hit by a peach blossom last night, I would definitely find the real man, and you also specifically pointed out that the place where I met the real man was by the Seven Bridges River."
"I listened to you and went, and changed into a beautiful little skirt."
"The results of it?"
"The real man didn't meet, but he was targeted by a group of mosquitoes."
"Keep your eyes open and look carefully. Is this still a leg?"
Saying that, Lu Bingtong turned up her trouser legs angrily.
Man, that was a horrible sight.
Dense, red, swollen, and full of small bumps as far as the eye can see.
If a patient with intensive phobia sees it, he can't stand it for a second, and he will get sick immediately.
Hey, what a pity!
With such long legs, it would be too wasteful not to stare at the tricycle.
In the end, I was bitten by mosquitoes like this, which is really a crime.
Zhang Mu sympathized with this little beauty from the bottom of his heart.
The fortune teller next to him was even more embarrassed.
He didn't expect things to turn out like this. If he knew it earlier, he wouldn't have said so much. Now he finally understands why the ancients said: Too much talk is bound to fail.
This must make sense. Why don't you just say that you will meet the right man tonight? You have to pretend to designate a place to meet.
It's good now, overturned, right?
Was caught straight.
And also found a reporter friend.
The fortune teller immediately covered his face, looked at the beautiful girl with a selfie stick, and mistook her for a reporter.
"Don't shoot, don't shoot~"
If this is exposed, not to mention where to put the old face, the most important thing is how to walk in the rivers and lakes in the future.
Ran goose-
The beautiful girl Qin Yufei holding a selfie stick is not a reporter at all, but an anchor of Big Goose Live.
But her purpose of coming here today is similar to that of a reporter.
It is to help my good sister Lu Bingtong expose this fortune-telling old liar.
No, there is another one beside me.
It was also exposed together with this little liar.
(End of this chapter)
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