Chapter 757 banknotes
The reason why the live broadcast of the exercise last time was so popular.

The most important reason is that one joke after another was made without the hostages in the jewelry store knowing.

For example, they thought it was a real robbery and peed their pants in fright.

For another example, they thought that the fighting coach who pretended to be a delivery guy was dead, but the body suddenly moved, haunted?

For another example, Zhang Mu's subsequent repair gun, ketchup sprinkled all over the wall, must be dead now, and harvested another wave of panic points.

And these, if the hostages knew in advance that the robbery was fake, would it still have that effect?
Obviously not!
Robbery is robbery, anyway, it is a drill.

The corpse moved as soon as it moved, it was an exercise anyway.

If you make up the gun, you can make up the gun, and if you spill blood on a wall, you will be on the wall. Anyway, it is an exercise.

False, all false, everything is false.

The hostages had no emotions in their hearts, and even wanted to laugh, so the effect of the live broadcast was naturally greatly reduced.

It will also make the whole live broadcast process seem so unreal.

There is no bank robbery, but the aunt is still sitting in front of the counter as if nothing happened, taking a passbook and withdrawing money.

It's so outrageous~
No, the popularity of the live broadcast room has plummeted from a million at the beginning.

At present, there are only 70 million popularity.

"It's boring, the hostages all have the perspective of God, and they're doing some knitting."

"It's gone, it's meaningless."

"Is the organizer of this exercise a pig?"

"Who do you look down on? My pigs are smarter than him."

"..."

City Hall.

I saw the screen full of barrages calling the organizers pigs.

Lao Zheng's old face was so dark, he clutched his violently heaving chest, and almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

There is no doubt that he is the pig, uh, no, he is the organizer of this exercise.

but--

Do you think he wanted to notify the bank of the details of the exercise in advance?
No, he doesn't want to.

It's just that he can't help it.

The last time the exercise was over, the Municipal Bureau was hit by [Pengci].

The old man Pengci organized the people in the jewelry store that day to make trouble at the gate of the Municipal Bureau.

What are you talking about, you didn't tell me about the drill in advance, you were almost scared to death, you know?
I don't care, I have to pay for mental damage, loss of work, nutrition, and money to buy pants.

Money for pants?
Yeah, I'm scared to pee, don't I need to buy new pants?
must pay~
If you don't pay, just keep making trouble~
Although the people from the Municipal Bureau finally took away the old man Pengci, he is still locked there, wearing a uniform, with a flat haircut, working from six to ten, with a very regular schedule.

But the city council still suffered a series of negative impacts.

Under pressure, Lao Zheng had no choice but to communicate the specific deployment of today's exercise with the bank in advance.

Who would have thought-

Things will turn out like this.

well! ! !
Doraemon~
too difficult.

No, no.

Said, no way!

……

Zhang Mu naturally had no knowledge of all this.

Since he came to participate in the exercise, he will definitely take it seriously.

Otherwise, the so-called exercise would be like a house-playing process, laughing and joking, so what's the point?
In order to make the exercise as meaningful as possible, the first thing to do is to make the exercise look so real.

The more realistic the better~
At least, hostages cannot have a God's perspective.

Otherwise, practice knitting~
No matter how awesome he is as a gangster, the hostage doesn't take it seriously at all.
But right now, the group of people in the bank already has the perspective of God.

What should I do?
Zhang Mu frowned slightly, pondered for a moment, and said yes.

It is better to follow the plan.

"exercise?"

"Yes, I'm here to participate in the exercise."

"Since you have seen it, I ask you to cooperate more."

The manager in the lobby has a wise face, very smart jpg~He shook hands with Zhang Mu enthusiastically, "Cooperate, we will definitely cooperate well."

"Come here, please, the reserve banknotes for this exercise are ready."

Since it's a drill, you can't practice with real money.

The bank has specially prepared 200 million reserve notes, how about it, professional?
The lobby manager said that he is too familiar with this business.

Prepare spare banknotes in advance, the robbers take the reserve banknotes, the police arrive, surrender the robbers, and return the reserve banknotes.

The exercise is over.

Everyone took pictures together, and then had hot pot to wash their feet at night.

Everyone is happy~
Applause~
The lobby manager happily walked to the front, even thinking about what to order for the hot pot tonight.

Zhang Mu followed behind without saying a word, not knowing what he was thinking.

Seeing this, the popularity in the live broadcast room naturally continued to drop.

"What are you doing? Compared with the last exercise, it's far worse."

"Sure enough, the first one is the essence, and the sequels often hit the street."

"Perhaps this is the saying that the greater the expectation, the greater the disappointment. Don't watch it."

"I didn't watch it either. I thought the bandit brother would put on an amazing performance, but he also returned to the cliché. He actually admitted that he was a fake robber and came to participate in the exercise. It didn't make sense at all."

"Fuck, I even asked for leave to watch the live broadcast, and this is the end? Is it too late to go back to work now, and I will deduct [-] wages for half a day of leave."

"Stupid people are still asking if it's too late to go back to work, but smart people are already on their way back to work."

"..."

One and Bo people went back to work, and the popularity of the live broadcast room quickly dropped to 40.

So miserable!

At this time, Old Zheng's face from the Municipal Bureau was no longer black, but rather green, so green that it turned purple.

Today's second exercise was not only broadcast live, but also invited many media to the scene.

It turned out like this.

I set you monkey!

There was a pot that fell from the sky, and he was determined.

On the other side, Xijiang Bank.

The lobby manager led Zhang Mu into the counter.

"Xiaorou, take out the spare banknote and give it to the robber brother."

A bank clerk named Xiaorou immediately ran to get a backpack, which contained spare banknotes, totaling 23 catties.

Reserve notes weigh the same as genuine notes.

The weight of a hundred-yuan bill is 23 grams, so what is the concept of [-] catties?
Almost equivalent to 100 million!

Who said that girls are weak, usually they can't even unscrew the lid of mineral water, but now they are carrying 23 catties of spare notes, and they can come and go freely.

"Hello, where are you going to store these spare banknotes?" Xiaorou looked at Zhang Mu very politely.

Zhang Mu casually threw the bag where he usually collects empty bottles, "Put it in here, fill it up."

full?

"Sir, this bag of yours is too big, and the 100 million reserve banknotes can't be filled at all."

"If the spare banknotes are not full, then use real banknotes to fill them."

"Real money?"

"Yes, if I say..."

Zhang Mu aimed his black muzzle at the manager of the lobby and the employee Xiaorou, and his brash and gangster temperament was instantly revealed without reservation.

"I'm here to rob a bank under the guise of a drill?

(End of this chapter)

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