Shenhao started as a rent collector

Chapter 782 The Old Liar

puff~
What a combination of Chinese and Western.

Stylistic two flowering.

The originally tense atmosphere was instantly shattered by Zhang Mu's words.

Live room: 666~
The water friends collectively laughed.

"Good guy, I've been brewing this emotion for a long time, and I was so scared that I didn't dare to sleep at night. In the end, I came up with a sentence with both style and style. Wahaha, brother monkey protects the body, I'm so afraid of a hammer ghost."

"Why do you speak so eloquently~"

"Everyone, in the second half of this year, the China-US co-production Journey to the West is about to officially launch. I will continue to play Monkey King Monkey King... Fuck, I seem to have gone to the wrong set."

"Wahhaha, are you trying to laugh me to death?"

"Huh? Isn't this little brother the fortune teller?"

A group of people in the live broadcast room came for the anchor Qin Yufei.

As a die-hard fan, Qin Yufei never missed any of her live broadcasts.

So they recognized Zhang Mu very quickly.

"?????"

"Upstairs, what kind of fortune teller?"

"Oh, that's what happened."

Some water friends immediately carried out science popularization.

The barrage stopped, after all, people who didn't know Zhang Mu were instantly very interested in this young man who stood up and questioned Zhao Guofeng's style.

Ran goose-

Zhao Guofeng's face turned dark, and he glared at Zhang Mu.

"Boy, what are you talking about?"

"Nonsense, I just heard it very clearly from the sidelines. When you were practicing the mantra, the Tathagata Buddha was mentioned 78 times, the Jade Emperor 130 times, Jesus once 150 times, and the cable was pressed nine times [-] times. Er, these, I can bear it."

"But why the hell do you still have to read your ID number?"

"After reading yours, start reading your wife."

"After reading my wife, read my father, mother, father-in-law, mother-in-law, and sister-in-law."

"By the way, among so many people, only my sister-in-law's ID number has been read twice. Don't you have any thoughts about your sister-in-law?"

puff~
Hearing Zhang Mu's ridicule, Zhao Guofeng almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

Good guy~
He never dreamed that someone could memorize the spell he made up just now verbatim.

I set you monkey!

How boring are you?
also--

Yes, I do have thoughts about my sister-in-law.

So when reading the ID card, I deliberately read it twice.

But what?

As long as I don't admit it, what can you do with me?
"Yellow mouth child, don't talk nonsense here."

"I recited all the Taoist incantations, not the messy things you just said."

Zhao Guofeng stiffened his neck, his face flushed with old age.

"It seems that you don't cry when you don't see the coffin." Zhang Mu smiled slightly, and took out the phone.

"When you started practicing, I turned on the recording function."

"Now I only need to play it back, and the truth will come to light?"

"By the way, let me remind you that when I play the recording on my phone, I can slow down the multiple playback, that is, no matter how fast you read, as long as I slow down the multiple, you can hear exactly what you said."

Zhang Mu snapped his fingers, ready to start playing the recording in slow multiples.

At the same time, I don’t forget to complain——

"No wonder everyone has to retreat ten meters away when doing the trick."

"I co-authored it because I was worried that someone would stand too close to hear what spell you recited, right?"

Zhao Guofeng; "..."

An old face was extremely black, blacker than the bottom of a pot.

The reason why no one is allowed to be around when doing the method, and you have to retreat ten meters away, isn't it because you are worried about getting too close and showing your flaws?

Hey!
Originally, this trick was tested a hundred times, and no one doubted it at all.

I never thought that I would be exposed by a yellow-mouthed child.

Most critical--

It's okay to expose it.

He also recorded the incantation.

Even recording.

It actually comes with the function of slowing down multiple playback recordings.

I lost you mother hi~
This is if the recording is played back in a slow multiple.

Wouldn't it be completely exposed?

What a shitty Feng Shui master, he just became a charlatan!

"Boy, it's hard on you. I'll remember what happened today, so I don't bother to argue with you."

"We will meet later!"

Seeing that the situation was not good, Zhao Guofeng was about to leave in a hurry.

Seeing this, how could everyone in the archaeological team understand that Zhao Guofeng was a liar.

No wonder when I listened carefully to Zhao Guofeng's practice just now, I always felt that I heard something very strange. At first I thought I had heard it wrong, but now I realized that it wasn't wrong at all, but that the old liar was messing up at all. read~
"Where to go, stop him for me."

"Even the official people dare to lie, good guy, this is really too much punishment for you~"

"Catch it and send it to the bureau."

"Let's beat him up first, pretending to be a ghost, I'm so scared that I broke out in a cold sweat."

"Yes, let's take a beating first."

Several young people from the archaeological team rushed over and surrounded Zhao Guofeng.

Zhao Guofeng also knew that he couldn't escape, so he made a request:
"Can you stop slapping your face~"

A few young people from the archaeological team: "?????"

You old liar, you even lied to the official people, so you don't want to lose your face.

Can you not slap your face.

No!

Suddenly, it was a fat beating.

"Well, some bloody scenes, don't live broadcast them?" Zhang Mu walked over with a smile, and cut the camera of the live broadcast equipment in Qin Yufei's hand to the other side.

Studio:"?????"

"I'll go, don't, I just like to watch this kind of bloody scene."

"Love to watch +12580~"

"If it doesn't work, just switch to a paid live broadcast. I also support it."

"..."

"I saw that the brothers upstairs are old and violent. By the way, am I the only one who cares about how the fortune-telling brother sees through the tricks of the old liar?"

"You're not alone, I'm also thinking about this question, the old liar's incantation just now, it's like chanting a scripture, I didn't catch a single word, my little brother actually memorized it verbatim , Awesome."

"Little brother, you are already so handsome, why do you still have to be so good?"

"I thought there was no man in this world who could make me fall in love. It is no exaggeration to say that I have sealed my heart and locked my love, but with your appearance, my dead heart seems to come back to life at this moment."

"Little brother, I'm going to give you a monkey!"

"I have guarded my body for 43 years, and I can finally sacrifice it."

"Pfft~~~43 years? This aunt upstairs, are you serious?"

"I'll reply on behalf of the little fortune-teller, there's no need for it, you'd better keep guarding your body."

"There is an aunt in my village who went through menopause at the age of 42."

"Pfft~~~"

The live broadcast room was overwhelmed by the meme of menopause.

On the hillside, Liu Zhishu was frowning. Since Zhao Guofeng is a liar, how can he find out the exact location of the ancient tomb?
(End of this chapter)