Shenhao started as a rent collector
Chapter 801
Chapter 801 No Response
"This water friend, it's a little unreasonable for you to expose my old background right now?"
"Did you forget that you are also a trustee?"
"I'll pay for you, 300 yuan per person, including a meal."
Zhang Mu saw something through his face, but he disguised it very well, as if he didn't see anything, and spoke nonsense seriously to the camera.
Flat-headed man: "?????"
Confused all of a sudden?
I am also a trustee?
Why is there no impression at all.
But then again...
If it's really three hundred per person, you can still take care of a meal.
He is willing to do this job~
"Little brother, why don't you trust me privately?"
puff~
Zhang Mu almost sprayed the salt water on the screen.
The water friends in the live broadcast room also broke their defenses instantly.
Anyone with a discerning eye could tell that Zhang Mu was making fun of the crew-cut man.
As a result, the flat-headed man was really tempted~
I set you monkey!
Did you trade with YP directly?
One by one is too happy~
The bullet screen is flying~
And the flat-headed man took a few glances at the barrage, as if waking up from a dream, good guy, do you dare to feel that you have been tricked?
Bang!
The wine bottle was smashed on the spot.
"Boy, what do you mean, are you kidding me?"
"Uncle, I'm doing this purely for the effect of the live broadcast. How dare I play tricks on you? In this way, I'll go to the bathroom, and we'll continue talking when I get back." Zhang Mu said with a harmless smile.
"Okay, let's go!"
"It suddenly occurred to me what I want from you."
"Come back and tell me a fortune."
"No problem." Zhang Mu made an OK gesture and left the view of the live broadcast room.
The flat-headed man is a typical expressive personality. He re-opened a bottle of beer, drank it, and muttered, "Will you kid secretly investigate my information under the guise of going to the bathroom? Haha, hahaha~~~"
Ran goose-
Zhang Mu is not that boring.
Do you still need to investigate your information? You can know it at a glance.
The reason why he left the field of view of the live broadcast room was to make a call to the police station.
"Yes, I provided clues and found a wanted A-level criminal."
"You may not believe it when you say it. I recognized him during the video connection with him."
"Who am I, you ask? Uh, the little anchor of the live broadcast fortune-telling, the number of people online at the same time in the live broadcast room is probably more than 500 million."
"Don't believe me, I will give you the address. If the police force is wasted, I will bear the consequences."
finally--
To put it bluntly, Comrade Police Officer believed it.
Call the police immediately.
Zhang Mu managed his facial expressions and re-entered the field of view of the live broadcast room.
"Shuiyou, I'm back, tell me, what do you want to do?"
"Hey, let's do the math, when will I get rich." The flat-haired man hiccupped twice and said to the camera in a daze.
"Okay, wait a minute."
Zhang Mu took another look at the face of the flat-headed man.
"Uncle, if you want to get rich in this life, I'm afraid you will have to change your life against the sky, because too many people have dragged you down."
"Huh? How do you say it?" The flat-headed man slightly opened his eyes.
"You have ten siblings in your family, and you are the youngest."
"And the first nine are all your sisters."
Hearing this, the flat-headed man was stunned, because Zhang Mu was right.
At the same time, the barrage exploded in the live broadcast room.
"What kind of family is this? Nine older sisters and one younger brother."
"Patriarchal~"
"No, upstairs, you are wrong, this is because the family has the throne to inherit, and a son must be born."
"Pfft~~~ If you want to die of laughter, I would have said it earlier, God damn has the throne to inherit, but it's pretty imageable."
"Very image +1!"
The flat-headed man was stunned for a few moments, but he soon came back to his senses.
"Fuck, kid, tell me the truth, did you check on me while you were in the bathroom?"
Zhang Mu smiled and said meaningfully:
"That's right, I checked you out."
"It's just that it's really hard to find out about you."
"If I'm not mistaken, since you were a child, you have been favored at home, and the nine older sisters will let you go. As long as you fight, no matter what the reason is, it is the elder sister's fault."
"Of course, I have a handle between my legs, unlike those nine women, all of whom are losers."
As soon as this remark came out, the female water friend in the live broadcast room immediately became angry.
"Wake up, it's already 2202, why is this patriarchal?"
"Uncle, your family really has a throne to inherit?"
"Women are money-losing goods, who are you on the horse, are you a few things that no one wants when you lose money?"
"Where are you so stupid and cowardly, drinking too much and going to the live broadcast room to play drunk?"
On the barrage, the female water friends began to besiege the crew-cut man.
"Fuck, if you dare to call me a fool, you are the fools. Could it be that what I said is wrong, what are you women who are not losers?"
Seeing that the barrage was scolding him, the flat-headed man's face turned ferocious, and he began to scold his girlfriend.
There are all kinds of ugly words.
Mouth full of genitals.
foul language~
It has simply refreshed the perception of water friends.
"How long has it been since nine-year compulsory education became popular in our country? How come there are still such slip-throughs."
"This whole garbage man."
"Upstairs, you called him trash, an insult to trash, you know?"
"In short, I am convinced, Jing Yin understand?"
"I can't listen anymore, join the mute package."
"Mute Package +1!"
Many people have muted the live broadcast room.
But the platform man still scolded tirelessly, the more he scolded, the more vigorous he became, and the more he scolded, the more ugly he sounded.
After scolding for more than a minute, the guy stopped and said to Zhang Mu:
"You were right just now. It is very difficult for me to get rich, because too many people drag me down."
"for example."
The fish are hooked!
What Zhang Mu wanted was for the other party to follow this topic and continue talking.
"What else is it? It's those sisters who are losing money that drag me down."
"How did they drag you down?"
"Everyone is so stubborn, thinking that if I get married, I won't have the responsibility to support me? I'm their younger brother. Every time they ask them for money, it's harder than going to heaven." The flat-headed man seemed to think of something. , bang, smashed the wine bottle again.
"Especially your elder sister, not only won't give you money, but also scold you every time, right?" Zhang Mu continued to throw out the bait.
"Fuck, you can do it, you know that." The flat-haired man cheerfully went to open another bottle of wine.
"Not only do I know this, but I also know that because your eldest sister didn't give you money last time, you killed her whole family, including a child under the age of 5." The smile on Zhang Mu's face disappeared, replaced by What is more majestic.
bang~
Zhang Mu's words frightened the flat-headed man so he couldn't hold the bottle steady, and the third bottle shattered.
At the same time, he looked flustered.
"You, what nonsense are you talking about?"
"Don't talk nonsense anymore, believe me or not, I, I'll kill you."
Zhang Mu did not respond.
Because there was a sudden knock on the door of the flat-headed man's house.
"Who?"
"Check the water meter!"
(End of this chapter)
"This water friend, it's a little unreasonable for you to expose my old background right now?"
"Did you forget that you are also a trustee?"
"I'll pay for you, 300 yuan per person, including a meal."
Zhang Mu saw something through his face, but he disguised it very well, as if he didn't see anything, and spoke nonsense seriously to the camera.
Flat-headed man: "?????"
Confused all of a sudden?
I am also a trustee?
Why is there no impression at all.
But then again...
If it's really three hundred per person, you can still take care of a meal.
He is willing to do this job~
"Little brother, why don't you trust me privately?"
puff~
Zhang Mu almost sprayed the salt water on the screen.
The water friends in the live broadcast room also broke their defenses instantly.
Anyone with a discerning eye could tell that Zhang Mu was making fun of the crew-cut man.
As a result, the flat-headed man was really tempted~
I set you monkey!
Did you trade with YP directly?
One by one is too happy~
The bullet screen is flying~
And the flat-headed man took a few glances at the barrage, as if waking up from a dream, good guy, do you dare to feel that you have been tricked?
Bang!
The wine bottle was smashed on the spot.
"Boy, what do you mean, are you kidding me?"
"Uncle, I'm doing this purely for the effect of the live broadcast. How dare I play tricks on you? In this way, I'll go to the bathroom, and we'll continue talking when I get back." Zhang Mu said with a harmless smile.
"Okay, let's go!"
"It suddenly occurred to me what I want from you."
"Come back and tell me a fortune."
"No problem." Zhang Mu made an OK gesture and left the view of the live broadcast room.
The flat-headed man is a typical expressive personality. He re-opened a bottle of beer, drank it, and muttered, "Will you kid secretly investigate my information under the guise of going to the bathroom? Haha, hahaha~~~"
Ran goose-
Zhang Mu is not that boring.
Do you still need to investigate your information? You can know it at a glance.
The reason why he left the field of view of the live broadcast room was to make a call to the police station.
"Yes, I provided clues and found a wanted A-level criminal."
"You may not believe it when you say it. I recognized him during the video connection with him."
"Who am I, you ask? Uh, the little anchor of the live broadcast fortune-telling, the number of people online at the same time in the live broadcast room is probably more than 500 million."
"Don't believe me, I will give you the address. If the police force is wasted, I will bear the consequences."
finally--
To put it bluntly, Comrade Police Officer believed it.
Call the police immediately.
Zhang Mu managed his facial expressions and re-entered the field of view of the live broadcast room.
"Shuiyou, I'm back, tell me, what do you want to do?"
"Hey, let's do the math, when will I get rich." The flat-haired man hiccupped twice and said to the camera in a daze.
"Okay, wait a minute."
Zhang Mu took another look at the face of the flat-headed man.
"Uncle, if you want to get rich in this life, I'm afraid you will have to change your life against the sky, because too many people have dragged you down."
"Huh? How do you say it?" The flat-headed man slightly opened his eyes.
"You have ten siblings in your family, and you are the youngest."
"And the first nine are all your sisters."
Hearing this, the flat-headed man was stunned, because Zhang Mu was right.
At the same time, the barrage exploded in the live broadcast room.
"What kind of family is this? Nine older sisters and one younger brother."
"Patriarchal~"
"No, upstairs, you are wrong, this is because the family has the throne to inherit, and a son must be born."
"Pfft~~~ If you want to die of laughter, I would have said it earlier, God damn has the throne to inherit, but it's pretty imageable."
"Very image +1!"
The flat-headed man was stunned for a few moments, but he soon came back to his senses.
"Fuck, kid, tell me the truth, did you check on me while you were in the bathroom?"
Zhang Mu smiled and said meaningfully:
"That's right, I checked you out."
"It's just that it's really hard to find out about you."
"If I'm not mistaken, since you were a child, you have been favored at home, and the nine older sisters will let you go. As long as you fight, no matter what the reason is, it is the elder sister's fault."
"Of course, I have a handle between my legs, unlike those nine women, all of whom are losers."
As soon as this remark came out, the female water friend in the live broadcast room immediately became angry.
"Wake up, it's already 2202, why is this patriarchal?"
"Uncle, your family really has a throne to inherit?"
"Women are money-losing goods, who are you on the horse, are you a few things that no one wants when you lose money?"
"Where are you so stupid and cowardly, drinking too much and going to the live broadcast room to play drunk?"
On the barrage, the female water friends began to besiege the crew-cut man.
"Fuck, if you dare to call me a fool, you are the fools. Could it be that what I said is wrong, what are you women who are not losers?"
Seeing that the barrage was scolding him, the flat-headed man's face turned ferocious, and he began to scold his girlfriend.
There are all kinds of ugly words.
Mouth full of genitals.
foul language~
It has simply refreshed the perception of water friends.
"How long has it been since nine-year compulsory education became popular in our country? How come there are still such slip-throughs."
"This whole garbage man."
"Upstairs, you called him trash, an insult to trash, you know?"
"In short, I am convinced, Jing Yin understand?"
"I can't listen anymore, join the mute package."
"Mute Package +1!"
Many people have muted the live broadcast room.
But the platform man still scolded tirelessly, the more he scolded, the more vigorous he became, and the more he scolded, the more ugly he sounded.
After scolding for more than a minute, the guy stopped and said to Zhang Mu:
"You were right just now. It is very difficult for me to get rich, because too many people drag me down."
"for example."
The fish are hooked!
What Zhang Mu wanted was for the other party to follow this topic and continue talking.
"What else is it? It's those sisters who are losing money that drag me down."
"How did they drag you down?"
"Everyone is so stubborn, thinking that if I get married, I won't have the responsibility to support me? I'm their younger brother. Every time they ask them for money, it's harder than going to heaven." The flat-headed man seemed to think of something. , bang, smashed the wine bottle again.
"Especially your elder sister, not only won't give you money, but also scold you every time, right?" Zhang Mu continued to throw out the bait.
"Fuck, you can do it, you know that." The flat-haired man cheerfully went to open another bottle of wine.
"Not only do I know this, but I also know that because your eldest sister didn't give you money last time, you killed her whole family, including a child under the age of 5." The smile on Zhang Mu's face disappeared, replaced by What is more majestic.
bang~
Zhang Mu's words frightened the flat-headed man so he couldn't hold the bottle steady, and the third bottle shattered.
At the same time, he looked flustered.
"You, what nonsense are you talking about?"
"Don't talk nonsense anymore, believe me or not, I, I'll kill you."
Zhang Mu did not respond.
Because there was a sudden knock on the door of the flat-headed man's house.
"Who?"
"Check the water meter!"
(End of this chapter)
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