Shenhao started as a rent collector
Chapter 838
Chapter 838
The tried-and-tested moral kidnapping, these old bastards don't believe that Zhang Mu can resist it.
Ran goose-
Moral kidnapping?
Sorry~
I have no morals, how can you kidnap me?
After Zhang Mu listened, he immediately turned back:
"It's not convenient for your legs and feet, just want a seat?"
"If you have bad legs, you still take the bus to go to the park to dance in the square?"
"When dancing in the square, why don't you say that your legs and feet are inconvenient?"
As soon as these words came out, grandpa and aunt; "..."
I was speechless on the spot~
Naturally, it got even hotter.
One of the uncles jumped out and cursed: "You young man, how do you talk? No matter how you say it, we are all older than you. Can you talk to us like this? Your family didn't teach you how to talk to the old man?" ?”
Good guy, you have to argue three points for being unreasonable~
This group of old things interpreted the word "rogue" to the fullest.
If you can't say it, it will rise to the question of attitude.
how do you talk
Can you speak to an old man in this tone?
"Pfft~"
Unexpectedly, Zhang Mu laughed out loud and looked at the old man.
"Are you older than me?"
"Yes, I am older than you."
"Why are you bigger than me? The tumor in your head is bigger than me, or is the hemorrhoid on your butt bigger than me?"
Uncle, your face is so black~
Coincidentally, this guy has done a lot of bad things, his butt is full of hemorrhoids, and he is not small.
Isn't this equivalent to being exposed on the spot?
He wants to die~
Meanwhile, wow~
The passengers in the car finally couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.
What is bigger than me?
The tumor in my head is bigger than mine.
Or the hemorrhoids on the butt bigger than me.
I've never heard that you can be so annoying, awesome plus~
Everyone laughed and said no~
And these bursts of laughter pierced the shame of these old things like needles.
All of a sudden it exploded!
"Young man, your mouth is really poisonous."
"What tumors and hemorrhoids have come out, are you cursing us?"
"I think that when we were young, we made a lot of contributions to the society and the country. I never thought that now that we are old, we will end up in such a fate."
"We're just too old to even want a seat."
"The key is not the trend of giving up seats that we have developed. People's laws stipulate that seats should be given up to the elderly, children, and people in need."
"We are all so old, can't you give us a seat?"
It has to be said that the methods of these old bastards can be described as sows wearing breasts and bras, one set after another.
No, moral kidnapping started again immediately.
They even use the law to make an argument. The law stipulates that the elderly should be respected and the young should be respected, and seats must be given up to the elderly on the bus.
You can't question the law, can you?
When these words were spoken, the passengers in the car couldn't laugh and were dumbfounded again.
I really didn't expect these old things to be so shameless~
It's just—
When you reason with him, he plays rogue with you (playing lip service, moral kidnapping).
When you play a rogue with him, he starts to reason (law).
I've never been so speechless!
Ran goose-
Just when the passengers were all speechless with anger.Zhang Mu did not rush, and glanced coldly at these old bastards, and responded:
"The law stipulates that the seat should be given up to the elderly?"
"That's right, if you don't believe me, I'll give you Baidu right now." The aunt was aggressive and had already pulled out her phone.
"Since we are talking about the law, if I remember correctly, the laws of our country stipulate that people who are over 60 years old are collectively referred to as old people."
"And none of you seems to be over sixty, right?"
Don't forget, Zhang Mu is good at fortune-telling, so if you want to know the real age of these old things by looking at them with a glance, it will take seconds.
Of course, if these old bastards refuse to admit it, they will only die worse!
However, there are some people who don't believe in evil.
"Nonsense, we are all retired, how could we not be 60 years old."
"That is, if you have not reached the legal age, can the unit retire, and can the relevant departments issue a senior citizen's certificate?"
"Here, we all have senior ID cards!"
The elders and aunts took out their senior ID cards one after another, and they almost hit Zhang Mu in the face.
Seeing this, the eyes of the passengers who had brightened just now dimmed again in an instant.
after all--
The national law does stipulate that people over the age of 60 are considered old people, and relevant departments will issue senior citizens' certificates.
And these uncles and aunts in front of me are alive and well, and they seem to be 56 to [-], and they haven't reached [-] at all.
Hmph, let's see how they kidnap morally.
But who would have thought that these grandpas and aunts would take out their senior ID cards backhandedly.
This is good, they look like they are 56, but in fact they are well maintained, and their actual age has reached [-], otherwise, how could they issue a senior citizen certificate.
In this way, the young man is a bit difficult to deal with.
No, those uncles and aunts looked at Zhang Mu with schadenfreude.
"Young man, do you need us to show you the documents one by one?"
"Come on, aren't you very talkative, keep talking, why don't you talk?"
"Fight with us, hmph, you are still too young~"
Finally moved back for a while, these uncles and aunts are not to mention how proud they are.
After that, the pretentious old man was ready to show off again, and stepped forward to reprimand Zhang Mu.
But at this moment, Zhang Mu raised his mobile phone, which had dialed the hotline of the Retirees Service Center.
That's right, the reason why Zhang Mu didn't say anything was because he was looking for the hotline of the Retirees Service Center and then called.
Transfer directly to manual services.
"Hello, Xijiang Provincial Service Center for Retirees, may I help you?"
"Hello, I would like to ask, if someone tampers with the real age and retires early, what will you do?"
"Hello, sir, it's against the law and we're going to..."
The artificial service lady went over the results of the processing, not only to recover all the pensions, but also to enter the game~
"Hello, sir, are you here to report who tampered with the real age?"
As soon as these words came out, the faces of the uncles and aunts who were extremely arrogant, extremely proud, and extremely gloating before could be seen with the naked eye, all of them were pale and timid, and even their legs began to tremble.
Undoubtedly, birds of a feather flock together and people are divided into groups. These old bastards have all falsified their real ages, retired early, and enjoyed various benefits from the state.
If this matter is exposed, all the old Yin Bs present will be taken back and put in prison.
but--
They think that the tampering of the age is done so seamlessly that no one will know.
Not to mention the young man in front of him who he didn't even recognize.
Therefore, it is very likely that this young man is blowing himself up.
"Don't panic, people are doing it, the sky is watching, we haven't done it, we just haven't done it."
"Besides, everything must be based on evidence."
"Does he have evidence?"
(End of this chapter)
The tried-and-tested moral kidnapping, these old bastards don't believe that Zhang Mu can resist it.
Ran goose-
Moral kidnapping?
Sorry~
I have no morals, how can you kidnap me?
After Zhang Mu listened, he immediately turned back:
"It's not convenient for your legs and feet, just want a seat?"
"If you have bad legs, you still take the bus to go to the park to dance in the square?"
"When dancing in the square, why don't you say that your legs and feet are inconvenient?"
As soon as these words came out, grandpa and aunt; "..."
I was speechless on the spot~
Naturally, it got even hotter.
One of the uncles jumped out and cursed: "You young man, how do you talk? No matter how you say it, we are all older than you. Can you talk to us like this? Your family didn't teach you how to talk to the old man?" ?”
Good guy, you have to argue three points for being unreasonable~
This group of old things interpreted the word "rogue" to the fullest.
If you can't say it, it will rise to the question of attitude.
how do you talk
Can you speak to an old man in this tone?
"Pfft~"
Unexpectedly, Zhang Mu laughed out loud and looked at the old man.
"Are you older than me?"
"Yes, I am older than you."
"Why are you bigger than me? The tumor in your head is bigger than me, or is the hemorrhoid on your butt bigger than me?"
Uncle, your face is so black~
Coincidentally, this guy has done a lot of bad things, his butt is full of hemorrhoids, and he is not small.
Isn't this equivalent to being exposed on the spot?
He wants to die~
Meanwhile, wow~
The passengers in the car finally couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.
What is bigger than me?
The tumor in my head is bigger than mine.
Or the hemorrhoids on the butt bigger than me.
I've never heard that you can be so annoying, awesome plus~
Everyone laughed and said no~
And these bursts of laughter pierced the shame of these old things like needles.
All of a sudden it exploded!
"Young man, your mouth is really poisonous."
"What tumors and hemorrhoids have come out, are you cursing us?"
"I think that when we were young, we made a lot of contributions to the society and the country. I never thought that now that we are old, we will end up in such a fate."
"We're just too old to even want a seat."
"The key is not the trend of giving up seats that we have developed. People's laws stipulate that seats should be given up to the elderly, children, and people in need."
"We are all so old, can't you give us a seat?"
It has to be said that the methods of these old bastards can be described as sows wearing breasts and bras, one set after another.
No, moral kidnapping started again immediately.
They even use the law to make an argument. The law stipulates that the elderly should be respected and the young should be respected, and seats must be given up to the elderly on the bus.
You can't question the law, can you?
When these words were spoken, the passengers in the car couldn't laugh and were dumbfounded again.
I really didn't expect these old things to be so shameless~
It's just—
When you reason with him, he plays rogue with you (playing lip service, moral kidnapping).
When you play a rogue with him, he starts to reason (law).
I've never been so speechless!
Ran goose-
Just when the passengers were all speechless with anger.Zhang Mu did not rush, and glanced coldly at these old bastards, and responded:
"The law stipulates that the seat should be given up to the elderly?"
"That's right, if you don't believe me, I'll give you Baidu right now." The aunt was aggressive and had already pulled out her phone.
"Since we are talking about the law, if I remember correctly, the laws of our country stipulate that people who are over 60 years old are collectively referred to as old people."
"And none of you seems to be over sixty, right?"
Don't forget, Zhang Mu is good at fortune-telling, so if you want to know the real age of these old things by looking at them with a glance, it will take seconds.
Of course, if these old bastards refuse to admit it, they will only die worse!
However, there are some people who don't believe in evil.
"Nonsense, we are all retired, how could we not be 60 years old."
"That is, if you have not reached the legal age, can the unit retire, and can the relevant departments issue a senior citizen's certificate?"
"Here, we all have senior ID cards!"
The elders and aunts took out their senior ID cards one after another, and they almost hit Zhang Mu in the face.
Seeing this, the eyes of the passengers who had brightened just now dimmed again in an instant.
after all--
The national law does stipulate that people over the age of 60 are considered old people, and relevant departments will issue senior citizens' certificates.
And these uncles and aunts in front of me are alive and well, and they seem to be 56 to [-], and they haven't reached [-] at all.
Hmph, let's see how they kidnap morally.
But who would have thought that these grandpas and aunts would take out their senior ID cards backhandedly.
This is good, they look like they are 56, but in fact they are well maintained, and their actual age has reached [-], otherwise, how could they issue a senior citizen certificate.
In this way, the young man is a bit difficult to deal with.
No, those uncles and aunts looked at Zhang Mu with schadenfreude.
"Young man, do you need us to show you the documents one by one?"
"Come on, aren't you very talkative, keep talking, why don't you talk?"
"Fight with us, hmph, you are still too young~"
Finally moved back for a while, these uncles and aunts are not to mention how proud they are.
After that, the pretentious old man was ready to show off again, and stepped forward to reprimand Zhang Mu.
But at this moment, Zhang Mu raised his mobile phone, which had dialed the hotline of the Retirees Service Center.
That's right, the reason why Zhang Mu didn't say anything was because he was looking for the hotline of the Retirees Service Center and then called.
Transfer directly to manual services.
"Hello, Xijiang Provincial Service Center for Retirees, may I help you?"
"Hello, I would like to ask, if someone tampers with the real age and retires early, what will you do?"
"Hello, sir, it's against the law and we're going to..."
The artificial service lady went over the results of the processing, not only to recover all the pensions, but also to enter the game~
"Hello, sir, are you here to report who tampered with the real age?"
As soon as these words came out, the faces of the uncles and aunts who were extremely arrogant, extremely proud, and extremely gloating before could be seen with the naked eye, all of them were pale and timid, and even their legs began to tremble.
Undoubtedly, birds of a feather flock together and people are divided into groups. These old bastards have all falsified their real ages, retired early, and enjoyed various benefits from the state.
If this matter is exposed, all the old Yin Bs present will be taken back and put in prison.
but--
They think that the tampering of the age is done so seamlessly that no one will know.
Not to mention the young man in front of him who he didn't even recognize.
Therefore, it is very likely that this young man is blowing himself up.
"Don't panic, people are doing it, the sky is watching, we haven't done it, we just haven't done it."
"Besides, everything must be based on evidence."
"Does he have evidence?"
(End of this chapter)
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