Shenhao started as a rent collector

Chapter 848
Yes!

When you come to repair a faucet, you must bring tools, right?

So--

What about tools?
Wu Song beat the tiger with his bare hands.

Do you fix faucets with your bare hands?
Zhang Mu asked the question straight to the point, and immediately stunned the man in the underpants.

Underpants man, cry~
Brother, can you stop being so serious~
If you continue to ask this question, I really don't know how to answer~
never thought-

Zhang Mu's soul torture is not over yet.

"As you are like, you have the nerve to say that you can fix the faucet?"

"Come on, wait, I'll find someone to come over, take a good look at it, learn it, and see what is a specialty."

After the words fell, Zhang Mu left the master bedroom and went to the kitchen to find the real estate master who was repairing the faucet.

As the real estate master was brought over, he entered the camera.

The water friends in the live broadcast room of the TV station suddenly reacted.

"I'm going, I almost forgot that there is also a real estate master. The master is the one who really comes to repair the faucet."

"Wahhaha, the one who really came to fix the faucet..."

"Add me, I also repair faucets~"

"No, I just want to know, there's a lot of quarrels here, almost a fight, but the real estate master squats in the kitchen unaffected and fixes the faucet, is it serious?"

"Pfft~ Don't you want to be so happy!"

"I have a picture of the master repairing the faucet in my mind~"

"By the way, is the real estate master always so serious?"

With the appearance of the real estate master, everyone felt joy inexplicably.

As a result, the number of people in the live broadcast room skyrocketed again.

Seeing that the number of people online is about to exceed [-]~
Reporter Lin was so excited, he quickly gestured with his eyes, and asked the cameraman to take a long shot of the property master.

At this time, the property master scratched his head and asked for no reason, "Why did you call me over?"

"I'll fix it right away!"

"It's okay, I'm going back to fix the faucet."

It was a serious face from beginning to end. After finishing speaking, the real estate master really wanted to turn around and leave.

puff~
Everyone burst out laughing.

It's as if this real estate master is a born comedian, standing on the stage, he can laugh all day without doing anything.

Zhang Mu also twitched the corners of his mouth a little messily, knowing that the old master is a very serious person, but he didn't expect to be so serious.

Uncle, besides fixing the faucet.

Nothing else holds your interest at all, does it?

In addition, after finally calling the master over, how could he just show his face and go back.

Zhang Mu hurriedly stopped him, then pointed to the man in the underpants in the closet, "Master, do you think he looks like a faucet repairer?"

The man in the underpants didn't know the identity of the master master, so he was very upset when he heard such a question.

What does it mean to see if he looks like a faucet repairer?

Could it be that the person who repairs the faucet can tell at a glance?

Even if you can see it.

Does the master in front of you have that ability?

I am speechless——

"It's not like!" The real estate master took a serious look and shook his head.

The man in the pants: "..."

"Who are you?"

"You can judge at a glance, am I repairing the faucet?"

The real estate master responded solemnly: "I am a faucet repairer."

Man in underpants: Pfft~
Almost a mouthful of old blood spewed out like this.

At the same time, whether it was on the scene or in the live broadcast room of the TV station, everyone laughed like crazy.

True and False Li Kui~
The master who really repairs the faucet VS the thief and lover who fakes the faucet.

Especially the fake faucet repairer who asked who the master was, damn, I will die laughing in this live broadcast room sooner or later.

Are you sure this is the people's livelihood mediation column?

Not a funny column?

"Did you see, what is professionalism, this horse riding is~"

Zhang Mu called the real estate master over, naturally to expose the underpants man.

He then asked the real estate master, "Master, the guy hiding in the closet said that he also came to repair the faucet. Excuse me, did you see his repair tools in the kitchen?"

"No." The real estate master looked serious.

"Is there any trace of maintenance on the faucet?" Zhang Mu continued to ask.

"no!"

"Master, are you sure?"

"I've been in this business for almost 30 years. I can tell if there are any traces of maintenance, but the faucets in this house have absolutely no traces of maintenance before I came here."

After getting the reply he wanted, Zhang Mu snapped his fingers and looked at the man in the underpants:
"No tools, no signs of repairs."

"Do you have anything else to say now?"

The man in the pants: "..."

silent~
Beautiful wife Rong Rong: "..."

Also silent~
Mother-in-law's family: "..."

Also silent~
"well!"

Suddenly, someone broke the silence.

The real estate master said solemnly: "If there is nothing else, I will go back to fix the faucet, and it will be fixed in a while."

people; "..."

What is professionalism? This horse riding horse riding horse riding horse is called professionalism.

And the live broadcast room of the TV station was even more bursting with laughter.

"I don't listen to the crime of catching rape, and I only fix the faucet. I speak for the repair of the faucet!"

"If the property masters all over the world are so conscientious, how can the owner fight with the property owner?"

"Master, please leave a phone number. If my faucet breaks down in the future, I will ask you to fix it."

"My family also asks this master to repair~"

"..."

"But having said that, I have a faint feeling that this old master is a person with a story, otherwise how could he not care about the current matter."

"That's right, as long as you can catch your breath, why don't you watch the fun first and then repair the faucet when encountering such a thing?"

"Could it be that the master used to kill fish in a supermarket, and his heart is colder than the knife used to kill fish?"

"..."

Friends of the water expressed their opinions one after another, and some even started a human flesh search, but to see if this property owner killed fish in the supermarket before~
"Dog and man, what do you have to say now?"

Suddenly, with a roar, Brother Programmer erupted completely.

Holding the fruit knife tightly in his hand, he glared at his wife Rong Rong and the man in underpants.

The man in the underpants almost didn't pee in fear, curled up, and kept repeating; "Brother, don't be impulsive, speak well if you have something to say, calm down, you must calm down."

The corner of the programmer brother's mouth twitched twice, and the theft and love have all come to the house, why are you telling me to calm down?
Fuck, it's not you who wears the cuckold~
The programmer brother picked up the knife and was about to cut off the man in the underpants.

"Okay, yes, I did do something I'm sorry for you."

"But I also have difficulties."

"Now you are working every day except work, and you leave everything at home to me."

"Do you know how scared and lonely I am at home at night when you work overtime and don't come home for days?"

"You think I want this?"

"Aren't you responsible for today's result?"

"Woo, woo woo~"

(End of this chapter)