Shenhao started as a rent collector

Chapter 859 Anti-Routine

God of War's son-in-law novel, God of War's younger brother, isn't it like a brick?
Where God of War needs to pretend, move them there~
And many times, God of War is not very happy after pretending to be forceful.

With his hands behind his back and a stinky face:
Didn't I tell you not to come?
Didn't I tell you not to reveal my identity?

what happened?

Didn't listen to my orders?

How many years has it been?

You will become like this ghost~
I'm really disappointed.

It seems that only when I return and turn the tide can I restore the military style.

But I can't go back now.

I just want to be an ordinary door-to-door son-in-law and live with my wife.

Even if my wife looks down on me, she won't let me touch it with her fingers, and she still has to bring water for washing my feet every day.

Even my mother-in-law, sister-in-law, brother-in-law and others treat me like a dog.

But I just don't want to leave.

do not know why.

Just don't want to go.

Zhang Mu: "..."

Really, every time I see these plots.

He was thinking, why does the dignified God of War look so unintelligent?
But with such a not-so-intelligent appearance, he can still become the protagonist, push sideways, crush all the way, and beat all the supporting roles.

This is the author rubbing the reader's IQ on the ground~
Later, I read too many novels of this kind.

Only then did he understand that the reason why God of War looks so unintelligent can be the protagonist.

Because the supporting roles in the article are even more naive than the protagonists.

I was slapped in the face once, and I didn't know it hurt.

The second time I slapped my face, I still don't know it hurts.

Three slaps in the face, the ancients said, there are only three things.

But they have to jump out repeatedly to provoke the protagonist.

If the protagonist doesn't hit you, who will he hit~
To put it bluntly, it's a story about a not-so-intelligent person and a group of supporting characters.

The main character is silly.

The supporting cast is even more goofy.

There is no most stupid, only more stupid.

Each of them seemed to have no brains, wishing to put their faces in front of the protagonist, shouting: Hit me, hit me, hit me, you can pretend to be aggressive, and only when you pretend to be aggressive, others will know how powerful you are... …

Really, I'm going to vomit~
Zhang Mu absolutely does not want Jiang Meiling to follow suit and write such novels.

So, after a flash of inspiration, he thought of an anti-routine, and tried to ask Jiang Meiling to write an anti-routine novel about the son-in-law of the God of War.

such as--

In the novel of the God of War's son-in-law, the protagonist is not the God of War, but a younger brother beside the God of War.

The younger brother traveled from another plane, and if he wanted to return to the original plane, he had to make God of War a normal person.

How to make the God of War, who doesn't look very smart, and even a bit masochistic, become a normal person?
Let’s start with Chapter 1~
Zhang Mu shared his thoughts with Jiang Meiling.

Based on the original text created by Jiang Meiling, it has been slightly modified.

At the beginning of the novel, the grandma’s [-]th birthday, Didn’t God of War get a magic chicken and prepare to make soup to celebrate the grandma’s birthday? On the way back, God of War saw the exquisite paint bucket thrown away by the workers, so he was going to take it back to fill the chicken soup.

Then, the real protagonist, the younger brother, appeared.

Without further ado, the little brother stepped forward and smashed the paint bucket in the hands of God of War, and asked in a tone of caring for the mentally retarded:
"Boss, do you have a grudge against your wife's grandma?"

"This paint bucket is poisonous even if you take it back and wash it clean. If you use it to hold chicken soup, can the chicken soup still be drunk?"

"Wake up, you are miserable enough at your wife's house, even worse than a dog, if you do this again, what will your wife think of you, and what will your wife's family think of you?"

"Such a good-for-nothing son-in-law, don't mind!"

"Boss, how long have you been out of the army, how did you become like this?"

"To be honest, I'm really disappointed."

"I need to seriously consider whether I should invite you out of the mountain."

Barbara~
The little brother turned against the guest when he came up, and he couldn't directly punish the God of War.

but--

Just when the God of War doubted life for a while, the younger brother must still pretend to let the God of War return. As for the reason, he didn't just open his mouth.

What do we need you for.

Come back soon~
The enemy is at present, only you can resist the foreign enemy if you regain your command.

Barbara~
A lot of rhetoric that almost licked the dog must have swept away the haze before God of War, and the whole person began to feel light.

And at this time, God of War, who doesn't seem very smart, must reinstall a wave.

What used to be that I fought on the battlefield and defended the entire country.

But now that I'm married, I just want to protect my wife.

You don't want to disturb my peaceful life anymore.

In addition, you can't meddle in my hands.

For example, today is the [-]th birthday of my wife and grandma, you must not prepare any priceless gifts on your own initiative.

I am a generation of war gods, so why use gifts to prove myself.

you got it?

back off!
Little brother: "..."

The mood at this time must be the same as that of Zhang Mu before.

If you really don't want your younger brother to interfere with the grandma's birthday, you don't have to say it.

The result not only said it, but also emphasized that there is no need to prepare priceless gifts.

Good guy, aren't you making it difficult for the younger brother?

Fortunately, the younger brother is the time-traveling group, the real protagonist, he gestured an OK gesture, and left without looking back.

Then--

On the grandma's birthday in the evening, God of War sent chicken soup in his own paint bucket, and everyone would laugh at him unscrupulously.

Even the heroine was completely disappointed in God of War.

The mother-in-law even yelled and asked the heroine to divorce God of War.

All kinds of emotions are superimposed, according to the routine of the previous God of War's son-in-law novel, this time is definitely the time for the protagonist to bottom out and rebound.

The younger brother of God of War appeared.

Wherever there is a need to pretend to be a slap in the face, just move them there.

Bring priceless gifts and slap everyone in the face.

Can--

This time, I felt lonely~
Little Zhanshen was sleeping in the hotel, and he never came here at all.

They didn't come over until the birthday banquet was over.

God of War: Pfft~
A mouthful of old blood just spewed out.

The novel almost ended early~
Afterwards, God of War, who was humiliated like a dog, couldn't help calling his younger brother.

"So what, where are you?"

"Sleep in the hotel."

"..."

"Today is my wife's granny's [-]th birthday, don't you know?"

"I know, I prepared a gift, but boss, you told us not to prepare it yourself. You are a generation of war gods, and you don't need gifts to prove it."

Mars;"……"

What the hell I said was ironic, didn't you hear it at all?

are you a pig?

How did you think back then, why did you accept a pig as a younger brother?

God of War's mentality was extremely explosive.

……

"In short, I will write in this counter-routine way. In the end, the God of War will either go crazy or become a normal person." Zhang Mu snapped his fingers, looked at Jiang Meiling and said.

Jiang Meiling directly looked confused, writing according to this anti-routine, anyone read it?
(End of this chapter)