Shenhao started as a rent collector

Chapter 905
fraud:"?????"

This is downstairs?

The crow is not so fast on the rocket, is it?

I don't really believe it!
At this time, Zhang Mu used hacking technology to directly invade the camera of the liar's community.

Soon, the camera captured some special pictures.

For example, at this point, the square dancing aunt has already started dancing downstairs.

Another example is that the doorman took benefits and asked an old man to ride a tricycle around the community to collect junk.

Zhang Mu smiled slightly, [God-level sound card] came in handy again.

First, I imitated a section of the square dance Divine Comedy that was playing:
"Why can't I fly, Huahua's world."

"So I'm a drunken butterfly."

"That vow of yours is an understatement and an understatement."

"But I want to change my life, a knot that can never be untied."

"Spring goes to the flowers in front of the mirror, and autumn comes to the moon in the water. It turns out that I am that one, the drunken butterfly."

"When the flowers bloom, the moon sets and the moon waxes and wanes, so I am that drunk butterfly."

"..."

fraud;"?????"

I set you monkey!

Eyes stared like copper bells, doubled in horror.

It can be said that he has been brainwashed and brainwashed by this song [Drunken Butterfly]. At this time every day, the uncles and aunts will start playing it in a loop, not to mention disturbing the people.

Now that this song is coming from the phone, could it be that he really went downstairs?
No, can't it~
There is also a hint of luck.

After all, this song is a divine song for square dancing, and it's not just the grandpas and aunts in my own community...

Wait!
"Come, come, recycle old mobile phones, old computers, and old refrigerators at high prices."

"Exchange the old mobile phone for scissors, for a basin..."

Mixed with the square dance Divine Comedy, there were a few calls to collect waste from the mobile phone.

fraud:"?????"

I can't be more familiar with this yelling sound.

The uncle with a strong northern accent would come to the community to collect waste at this time every day.

In this way, hearing [Drunken Butterfly] is a coincidence.

Could it be a coincidence to hear about the collection of waste products?

The combination of the two is even less likely to be a coincidence.

Since it's not a coincidence, it means that the boss's men really went downstairs.

The next thing to do is to go upstairs and kill people.

And as an otaku like myself, he wouldn't go out once in ten days and half a month.

In other words, when my body is found, I'm afraid it will stink~
"No, I don't want to die."

The liar peed on his pants again, and he couldn't remember how many times he was scared to pee in a few days.

The key is that I didn't drink much water, where did I urinate so much?
but--

Is now the time to worry about where the peeing comes from?

Wake up~
If it is said that this time can be rescued.

And the only one who can save himself is the lovely policeman uncle.

In the next second, this guy dialed Yaoyaoling.

"Hey, police officer Shushu, I want to surrender, I am a telecom fraudster."

"I accidentally made a fraudulent phone call to an overseas munitions boss. The boss directly asked the hacker to locate me. The killer has already arrived downstairs and wants to get rid of me."

"Police Shushu, help me, arrest me and lock me up in the detention center."

"Telecom fraud is generally locked up for a few years, three years? Can it be locked up for a few more years? It's safer to stay in the detention center. I'm afraid that if I come out, the boss will kill me..."

The lady at the alarm center: "?????"

With a dazed look on his face, nothing but dazed is dazed.

Three years of detention is too little, so I voluntarily apply for a few more years of detention.

The bird is really big, there are all kinds of forests.

It was the first time I saw such a request from a criminal who surrendered himself.

……

On the other side, the liar finally remembered to hang up the phone.

Zhang Mu smiled and shook his head, thinking that this year's liars are not good.

With such a mental capacity, do you have the nerve to come out and deceive people?
I haven't used my big move yet, are you crazy?
boring!

After half an hour, return to the hotel.

"I came back just in time. I have a reader who wants me to help me cut a knife on Pinxixi. I'm writing a novel and I don't have time. I will forward the link to you. You can help me cut a knife." Jiang Meiling picked up the phone and simply operated , a link to help Pin Xixi bargain price was sent to Zhang Mu's mobile phone.

Zhang Mu: "?????"

How could anyone still believe in Pin Xixi?

Pin Xixi's routine can make you doubt life, okay?

Before getting the golden finger, the poor Zhang Mu naturally downloaded Pin Xixi out of luck.

Every time you log in to the home page, the software will remind you of various activities.

The most attractive thing is undoubtedly the hundreds of dollars in cash for free.

Everyone is a laborer, a few hundred dollars is a lot~
At that time, although he already knew that it was a lie, he couldn't help but feel cheap, and began to forward it to his family and classmates, seeking help.

If it's a family member, just chop me up.

It's brother, come and chop me up.

In short, after various operations, it seems that the last 0.01 yuan will be cut off.

At this time, the routine came, no, you need to exchange the 0.01 yuan with gold coins.

All right, gold coins are gold coins.

hack hack~
Finally, the last 0.01 gold coins were left, and the system came to a trick again, requiring ten diamonds to exchange.

Go to hell with it.

After cutting the diamonds, you have to cut the lucky bag.

After the lucky bag is finished, it is a cash card.

In short, there are tens of thousands of routines, and Pinxixi always has a way to trick customers into calling for help.

In the end, nothing was fished.

He also lost his character.

How many people just lie in the blacklist of friends.

"It's enough to have fun with this thing, and persuade your fans to turn around and be right."

"Oh, I asked you to do me a favour, why are you so inked? Here's my phone. This is one of my core fan circle members. Isn't it just to help fight Xixi? If it can be done, I will definitely do it. If we can’t succeed, it’s not up to us to decide.”

Jiang Meiling directly took Zhang Mu's mobile phone and started to operate it.

"Huh? What group is this?"

"It seems to be quite lively. I forwarded the link to the group, and you told them to cut it."

After the voice fell, Jiang Meiling completed the operation and returned the phone to Zhang Mu.

Zhang Mu: "?????"

group?
what group?

It seems that there is no chat group on your WeChat, right?

He took his phone back and looked at it, poof~
A mouthful of old blood was almost sprayed on Jiang Meiling's face.

My aunt, this group, is it really appropriate for you to post the link of Pinxixi Help?

turn out to be--

Isn't [Infernal Affairs] broadcast simultaneously on the entire network platform today?
The bigwigs who participated in the show had never seen the finished film beforehand, so now that it is premiering on the Internet, many of them are sitting in front of the computer to watch.

But it's obviously boring to watch it by yourself.

So, the best actor, Brother Hua, created a WeChat group, and drew all the actors into the group, watching and chatting.

Liang Chaowei, Zeng Zengwei, Huang Shengqiu are all there.

Of course it also includes the director, Zhang Mu.

(End of this chapter)