Shenhao started as a rent collector

Chapter 920

Wu Banxian sneered, eyes full of contempt, glanced at Zhang Mu, and said contemptuously, "Ability? What kind of ability can such a thing have?"

"His methods of curing diseases and saving lives are truly amazing!" Zhong Lingling quickly explained.

The snake venom of the five-step snake can be dissolved with a few slaps. Isn't this what a master is?
However, the Wu Banxian in front of him is also a well-known figure.

Can't offend either!

"Hahaha! This guy cures diseases and saves people? Are you kidding me? If he is really that powerful, why is he still picking up trash here?"

Wu Banxian laughed out loud, his mouth closed from ear to ear, his eyes full of joking and playfulness.

Seeing that Zhang Mu remained silent, he became more and more sure that Zhang Mu was a liar, and said in a sarcasm, "Little beggar, if you are really capable, why don't you help me find out what's wrong with me? If you can tell, I will Guaranteed to give you a little charity."

Zhang Mu: "???"

You came here yourself.

Let me save some face for you, you old tortoise is still in good spirits, right?

Later, just don't kneel down and cry begging Lao Tzu to forgive you!
Today I won't let shit pop out of your ass, so I won't be called Zhang Mu, okay?
"Have you often suffered from insomnia and dreaminess recently? You have cramps in your stomach from time to time, but you can't get anything out of the toilet? Your ability in that area has also declined significantly? Your appetite is not as good as before? And you still have severe bad breath?"

Zhang Mu spoke very quickly, explaining all the illnesses in great detail.

This is what you forced me to do!
Wu Banxian froze on the spot, staring blankly at Zhang Mu in front of him, not knowing what to say for a moment.

Because he does have these symptoms, he has seen the doctor several times, but he has not improved at all.

This guy is... fooled?
Or is it really capable?

No no no, impossible!
It must be a hoodwink. How can someone be so powerful that he can explain his symptoms exactly without doing anything?
But just because the score is not bad, doesn't it just mean that this guy is not fooled?
If you are blind, can you be so accurate?
It was almost like being with him and witnessing his daily life with his own eyes.

Wu Banxian was completely intimidated by Zhang Mu, he didn't know what to say for a while, and he froze in place.

Seeing this guy's bewildered expression, Zhang Mu's mouth curled up, and he sneered inwardly.

Is this shocking?
The shocking thing is yet to come!
You demigod are destined to become a laughing stock today.

It's not good to provoke anyone, but what are you doing to provoke me?
Wu Banxian didn't know what would happen next, so he subconsciously asked, "Then what should I do?"

"How to do?"

Zhang Mu showed a playful smile, took out a pair of gloves from his pocket, put them on his hands, and said in a meaningful tone, "It's actually very simple, it's just a blockage of stasis in the body, as long as I help, it can be done now." Help you heal."

"How can I believe that you are not talking nonsense? And why are you wearing gloves?" Wu Banxian forcibly endured, seeing Zhang Mu put on gloves, he always felt something was wrong.

Why do you feel that this guy has bad intentions?
Even if it is to save lives, there is no need to wear gloves, right?

Seeing that Zhang Mu was about to make a move, Zhong Lingling's eyes lit up, and she quickly persuaded, "Master Wu Banxian, don't disbelieve this..."

She didn't know Zhang Mu's name yet, so she quickly paused, and turned to look at Zhang Mu.

"Zhang Mu." Zhang Mu replied.

Zhong Lingling was overjoyed, she finally knew the master's name, and continued, "This Master Zhang can definitely cure your illness, so don't worry, I was poisoned by the five-paced snake before, it was this Zhang Master cured."

She trusted Zhang Mu [-]%, and hoped that Wu Banxian could trust Zhang Mu's methods.

Seeing Zhong Lingling's words, and Zhang Mu's truth about his condition, Wu Banxian became dubious, thinking that the beggar boy in front of him really has two things?
No harm in trying!

If this kid is not good, then he can expose this kid in public and completely discredit this kid.

If his illness is really cured, then he will also benefit, and it will not be a loss anyway!

thought here.

Wu Banxian pretended to hesitate for a while, showing a look of embarrassment, as if making a difficult decision, "Well, for the sake of this beauty, I will trust you for now, but if you can't cure my illness, then I will not be polite to you."

"are you ready?"

Zhang Mu rubbed and squeezed his five fingers, and asked with a smile.

Seeing the smile on Zhang Mu's face, Wu Banxian suddenly regretted it, feeling that something was wrong.

But now, in front of so many people, wouldn't it be a joke if he flinched in front of so many people?
Anyway, Wu Banxian is also a famous existence on this street, so he can't lose face!

"Okay." Wu Banxian nodded.

Snapped!
The smile on Zhang Mu's face remained undiminished, and became brighter, and he slapped him unceremoniously.

A firm slap made Wu Banxian dizzy, feeling dizzy, and a burning pain on his cheek.

"Fizz!"

Wu Banxian couldn't help gasping in pain, quickly raised his hand to cover his cheek, and glared at Zhang Mu in front of him.

its not right!
I am a half-immortal, how could I believe this beggar's nonsense?

If this is the case, who will come to Lao Tzu for fortune-telling in the future?

Wu Banxian was furious immediately, and roared angrily, "You bastard, I really shouldn't believe you. In fact, I don't have any of the symptoms you mentioned. Today you slap me, and I want you to pay back ten times!"

Zhong Lingling, who was sitting next to me, quickly explained, "Master Wu Banxian, you have really misunderstood Master Zhang. The last time Master Zhang detoxified me, he also used this method."

"Let me ask you, apart from the pain on the cheeks, is the rest of the body very comfortable after being slapped?"

Refreshing?

Wu Banxian frowned, really didn't feel comfortable, just felt like farting.

If farting counts, it does work.

It's just a bit too embarrassing to fart here in front of so many people.

But he couldn't help it!

puff!
Wu Banxian controlled his sphincter, forcing the fart to be quiet.

I thought it would not be too embarrassing if there was no sound.

Unexpectedly, this fart smells so bad, it seems to have opened the stinky tofu that has been dusty for decades.

"Wow! It stinks!"

All the people around the booth wrinkled their noses, and some even covered their noses.

It stinks!It stinks!
It is simply a nuclear bomb, which is too powerful.

(End of this chapter)