Shenhao started as a rent collector
Chapter 922 1 Slap
Chapter 922 Slap
Zhong Lingling obediently followed Zhang Mu back, feeling that the air around her was much muddied, she couldn't help frowning.
Wu Banxian finally didn't feel like farting, thinking that he finally held back.
He was almost moved to tears.
Nima!
It took decades to build up the image of a master with great difficulty, but today it is completely ruined!
However, being able to resist farting is a victory in disguise.
But Wu Banxian just showed a smile on his face and was about to say a few words.
Suddenly, he felt a gust of air rushing out of his body, along his esophagus, and quickly rushing towards his throat, leaving him too late to react.
"belch--"
Wu Banxian couldn't control his body, and hiccupped extremely loudly and for an extremely long time.
It's fine if it's just hiccups.
But he felt like a hurricane had been poured into his mouth, and his cheeks on both sides were puffed up.
This hiccup is outrageous!
After this unusually loud belch, Wu Banxian's mouth smelled like a cesspit.
It's like not brushing your teeth in decades.
The mouth seemed to have been soaked in a toilet pit for decades, and the indescribable stench spread in all directions.
His entire lips were stained with a layer of yellow, which looked extremely disgusting.
Wu Banxian was a little dazed. He felt as if he had eaten ten catties of stool in his mouth. The stench stimulated his taste buds, and he immediately bent over and vomited.
vomit!vomit!vomit!
The onlookers who were closer to Wu Banxian felt as if someone had sprayed their faces with a fart at close range, causing their stomachs to churn non-stop.
Damn Nima!
As expected of Master Wu Banxian!
They simply didn't know how to describe Master Wu Banxian, they could only swear in their hearts, after all, it was the first time they saw someone farting with their mouths.
It is mouth fart on the physical level, and it is definitely not a word used to curse people.
A half-immortal is indeed a half-immortal!
Wu Banxian, who vomited so much, felt like he was about to vomit out the overnight meal.
His stomach was churning, and his mouth was extremely smelly. What is the difference between his current situation and eating ten catties of stool?
All this is caused by this beggar boy!
Everything that happened now was caused by this beggar boy, damn it!
He no longer cared about his image, and roared at the big gold teeth and curly hair, "I will beat this kid to death."
In any case, he must sternly vent his anger today.
Otherwise, wouldn't this poop be eaten for nothing?
Even his own poop is disgusting, okay?
Both Da Jinya and Curly Hair were shocked by the shocking feat of farting in Wu Banxian's mouth, and they were speechless for a long time. There was a storm in their hearts, and they couldn't calm down at all.
It wasn't until they heard Wu Banxian's roar that they finally came back to their senses, and immediately rushed towards Zhang Mu, wanting to teach this blind beggar a lesson.
Zhong Lingling, who was standing next to Zhang Mu, had a look of worry on her face, and she had already taken out her mobile phone from her pocket to call the police.
For Wu Banxian's behavior, Zhang Mu is of course very clear, and he is very happy in his heart.
Originally, he didn't intend to cause this result, he just wanted to embarrass Wu Banxian.
But I didn't expect this guy to resist farting?
Now it's all right, if you don't put it down, the fart will come out from above, who can blame it?
Isn't it all Wu Banxian's own fault?
If this guy doesn't hold back forcibly and let the fart out from below, although it's a bit embarrassing, it can definitely clean up the qi in his body.
I helped him heal his illness with good intentions, but this guy didn't know how to be grateful, so he wanted someone to clean him up?
"Master Wu Banxian, I advise you to fart freely, let it go if you want, don't hold it in forcibly, otherwise the thing won't come out from the hole below you, of course it will come out from the hole above you."
Zhang Mu had a half-smile, playful eyes, and reminded him, seeing the big gold teeth and curly hair coming towards him, he waved his hand casually, and rushed out with a burst of energy.
Tear!Tear!Tear!
Before Da Jinya and curly hair rushed to Zhang Mu, the clothes and pants on his body were torn apart by the strength.
In an instant, the two of them were completely naked, without any clothing that could cover them.
Immediately, women's screams resounded from all around.
"Oh! Smelly shameless!"
"Bah! Exhibitionist!"
"My old lady looks like she's about to grow a needle's eye!"
Hearing Zhang Mu's words, Wu Banxian thought it made sense, but he had to vent his anger in order to vent his anger.
He directly pulled over an iron cage, and pulled out a huge pit bull from it.
This pitbull was imported from abroad at a great price, and it is definitely a ferocious fighting force.
Seeing this ferocious pit bull, Wu Banxian let it out of the iron cage, and everyone around backed away in horror.
A pit bull with muscles all over his body will definitely lose a few pounds of meat with one bite.
This thing is a real fierce dog. Once it goes crazy, it will even lose the sense of pain, and it must kill the prey alive before giving up.
"Boy, I, Wu Banxian, still don't believe that I can't cure you today."
Wu Banxian's face was ferocious, he had already lost his mind, he let go of the Pitbull's restraint, and ordered, "Xiaotian, fuck me!"
He no longer cared about anything, and he didn't care whether someone would be killed. Today, this beggar boy must pay the price.
The Pitbull, who was not bound by chains, received Wu Banxian's order, his eyes instantly turned red, and he rushed towards Zhang Mu fiercely.
The pitbull, which is nearly one meter tall, is full of raised muscles, and its strength is comparable to that of several adult men. It is not something ordinary people can subdue.
What's more, this thing is extremely ferocious, and it is definitely the most powerful breed in the dog world.
The pounced body was already close to the height of an adult, and the mouth full of white fangs made people shudder even more.
Seeing that the pitbull was about to throw Zhang Mu down, Zhong Lingling was already so frightened that her face turned pale and her whole body was trembling.
She also recognized the breed of this pit bull, knew the danger of this pit bull, and wanted to tell Zhang Mu to run quickly.
But Zhang Mu had no intention of running away, a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he slapped it out without hesitation.
Snapped!
The pit bull, who was close at hand, was slapped firmly by Zhang Mu, with a body size of nearly one hundred catties, and flew upside down abruptly, hitting the ground heavily.
A look of pain appeared on its dog's face, struggling to stand up, but it couldn't be done at all.
Seeing that his most powerful combat power fell to the ground and could not move, Wu Banxian shuddered suddenly.
(End of this chapter)
Zhong Lingling obediently followed Zhang Mu back, feeling that the air around her was much muddied, she couldn't help frowning.
Wu Banxian finally didn't feel like farting, thinking that he finally held back.
He was almost moved to tears.
Nima!
It took decades to build up the image of a master with great difficulty, but today it is completely ruined!
However, being able to resist farting is a victory in disguise.
But Wu Banxian just showed a smile on his face and was about to say a few words.
Suddenly, he felt a gust of air rushing out of his body, along his esophagus, and quickly rushing towards his throat, leaving him too late to react.
"belch--"
Wu Banxian couldn't control his body, and hiccupped extremely loudly and for an extremely long time.
It's fine if it's just hiccups.
But he felt like a hurricane had been poured into his mouth, and his cheeks on both sides were puffed up.
This hiccup is outrageous!
After this unusually loud belch, Wu Banxian's mouth smelled like a cesspit.
It's like not brushing your teeth in decades.
The mouth seemed to have been soaked in a toilet pit for decades, and the indescribable stench spread in all directions.
His entire lips were stained with a layer of yellow, which looked extremely disgusting.
Wu Banxian was a little dazed. He felt as if he had eaten ten catties of stool in his mouth. The stench stimulated his taste buds, and he immediately bent over and vomited.
vomit!vomit!vomit!
The onlookers who were closer to Wu Banxian felt as if someone had sprayed their faces with a fart at close range, causing their stomachs to churn non-stop.
Damn Nima!
As expected of Master Wu Banxian!
They simply didn't know how to describe Master Wu Banxian, they could only swear in their hearts, after all, it was the first time they saw someone farting with their mouths.
It is mouth fart on the physical level, and it is definitely not a word used to curse people.
A half-immortal is indeed a half-immortal!
Wu Banxian, who vomited so much, felt like he was about to vomit out the overnight meal.
His stomach was churning, and his mouth was extremely smelly. What is the difference between his current situation and eating ten catties of stool?
All this is caused by this beggar boy!
Everything that happened now was caused by this beggar boy, damn it!
He no longer cared about his image, and roared at the big gold teeth and curly hair, "I will beat this kid to death."
In any case, he must sternly vent his anger today.
Otherwise, wouldn't this poop be eaten for nothing?
Even his own poop is disgusting, okay?
Both Da Jinya and Curly Hair were shocked by the shocking feat of farting in Wu Banxian's mouth, and they were speechless for a long time. There was a storm in their hearts, and they couldn't calm down at all.
It wasn't until they heard Wu Banxian's roar that they finally came back to their senses, and immediately rushed towards Zhang Mu, wanting to teach this blind beggar a lesson.
Zhong Lingling, who was standing next to Zhang Mu, had a look of worry on her face, and she had already taken out her mobile phone from her pocket to call the police.
For Wu Banxian's behavior, Zhang Mu is of course very clear, and he is very happy in his heart.
Originally, he didn't intend to cause this result, he just wanted to embarrass Wu Banxian.
But I didn't expect this guy to resist farting?
Now it's all right, if you don't put it down, the fart will come out from above, who can blame it?
Isn't it all Wu Banxian's own fault?
If this guy doesn't hold back forcibly and let the fart out from below, although it's a bit embarrassing, it can definitely clean up the qi in his body.
I helped him heal his illness with good intentions, but this guy didn't know how to be grateful, so he wanted someone to clean him up?
"Master Wu Banxian, I advise you to fart freely, let it go if you want, don't hold it in forcibly, otherwise the thing won't come out from the hole below you, of course it will come out from the hole above you."
Zhang Mu had a half-smile, playful eyes, and reminded him, seeing the big gold teeth and curly hair coming towards him, he waved his hand casually, and rushed out with a burst of energy.
Tear!Tear!Tear!
Before Da Jinya and curly hair rushed to Zhang Mu, the clothes and pants on his body were torn apart by the strength.
In an instant, the two of them were completely naked, without any clothing that could cover them.
Immediately, women's screams resounded from all around.
"Oh! Smelly shameless!"
"Bah! Exhibitionist!"
"My old lady looks like she's about to grow a needle's eye!"
Hearing Zhang Mu's words, Wu Banxian thought it made sense, but he had to vent his anger in order to vent his anger.
He directly pulled over an iron cage, and pulled out a huge pit bull from it.
This pitbull was imported from abroad at a great price, and it is definitely a ferocious fighting force.
Seeing this ferocious pit bull, Wu Banxian let it out of the iron cage, and everyone around backed away in horror.
A pit bull with muscles all over his body will definitely lose a few pounds of meat with one bite.
This thing is a real fierce dog. Once it goes crazy, it will even lose the sense of pain, and it must kill the prey alive before giving up.
"Boy, I, Wu Banxian, still don't believe that I can't cure you today."
Wu Banxian's face was ferocious, he had already lost his mind, he let go of the Pitbull's restraint, and ordered, "Xiaotian, fuck me!"
He no longer cared about anything, and he didn't care whether someone would be killed. Today, this beggar boy must pay the price.
The Pitbull, who was not bound by chains, received Wu Banxian's order, his eyes instantly turned red, and he rushed towards Zhang Mu fiercely.
The pitbull, which is nearly one meter tall, is full of raised muscles, and its strength is comparable to that of several adult men. It is not something ordinary people can subdue.
What's more, this thing is extremely ferocious, and it is definitely the most powerful breed in the dog world.
The pounced body was already close to the height of an adult, and the mouth full of white fangs made people shudder even more.
Seeing that the pitbull was about to throw Zhang Mu down, Zhong Lingling was already so frightened that her face turned pale and her whole body was trembling.
She also recognized the breed of this pit bull, knew the danger of this pit bull, and wanted to tell Zhang Mu to run quickly.
But Zhang Mu had no intention of running away, a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he slapped it out without hesitation.
Snapped!
The pit bull, who was close at hand, was slapped firmly by Zhang Mu, with a body size of nearly one hundred catties, and flew upside down abruptly, hitting the ground heavily.
A look of pain appeared on its dog's face, struggling to stand up, but it couldn't be done at all.
Seeing that his most powerful combat power fell to the ground and could not move, Wu Banxian shuddered suddenly.
(End of this chapter)
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