because i have money

Chapter 1 Money Ability Awakened (Please recommend!)

Ding!
"Darling! Your monthly Huabei bill has been delivered"

“2018年01月的花呗账单来啦，需还款1024.91元。记得01月09日之前还款哦。支持通过余额、储蓄卡快捷，余额宝进行还款。01月09日前可使用最低还款，帮您轻松解决还款烦恼。”

Why, this is why, even though I am still a baby, I always have to bear the unbearable weight of life.

Zhou Kun looked at the bill sent by Alipay, and then looked at his balance balance, which was bright and shining, with a total amount of 404.04, and couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

As a college student who has been in college for three years but has never experienced a good college life, he is mainly suffering from a disease.

This disease often accompanies a person's whole life, and it will become more severe when the end of the month and the beginning of the month alternate.

If it is mild, it can be treated with instant noodles. If it is severe, it dare not even poop, because it is afraid of being hungry.

Unfortunately, Zhou Kun is already terminally ill, and there is no possibility of a cure in the foreseeable days.

The name of this disease is poverty.

Although the living expenses of 1500 a month are not pitiful, for a student studying in the urban area of ​​Qiantang, it can only be said to be adequate for food and clothing.

If you want to go out with friends for a meal or watch a movie on weekends, it will be quite stretched.

Not to mention falling in love.

The former Zhou Kun also had this experience, but after kneeling and licking hard, the goddess still fell into the arms of a young rich second-generation junior.

Although it is tiring to be a dog licker, but if you don't really like it, who would want to be a dog licker?
Only since then, Zhou Kun has also seen it through.This can't be blamed on the girl's reality, except for the word lick and the word idle, everything else is irrelevant.

You want her beauty, but is there anything in you worthy of her beauty?An ordinary male college student, if he wasn't in the small circle of the school, he might not have had a chance to meet him.

After all, sincerity is worthless when you have nothing, you have nothing, what else can you do but lick?

But will the goddess be short of someone to lick her? You are just the 1/xxx in the WeChat list.

It would be great if I had money ability, but unfortunately my surname is not Ma, nor Wang, let alone Stark.Why can't I be the leading man in the novel of the starting point, spending money to pick up girls every day, what a beautiful life like this.

Zhou Kun couldn't help saying YY in his heart.

"Your wish has come true, and it is being loaded into the banknote ability system." A cold electronic voice suddenly sounded in Zhou Kun's mind.

I made a big fuss, and Zhou Kun lost his composure in an instant.

Is this frankly the legendary never forgetting, there must be an echo?I never thought that I, Zhou Kun, would be able to have what I am today. Will I finally be able to live up to my name no longer!
The cold voice continued to speak rapidly in his mind, but strangely, although the speed was very fast, it was unusually clear, bringing an inexplicable sense of excitement and anticipation.

"1%, 2%, 3% 99%"

"100%"

"Your banknote ability system has been installed. I hope the host will make good use of the banknote ability. I wish you a happy life."

As soon as the words fell, a menu appeared in Zhou Kun's mind.

[Banknote Ability Level]: Lv0 (0/1000000)

[Money Ability Skill]: Persuasion Lv1 (Active skill, activated once at 1 yuan. It can make people listen carefully to what you say in the next 10 minutes and accept it more easily. The distance between the persuading object and the host should not exceed 5m.)
Charm Light Lv1 (Passive skill, 10 can be activated. Do you think you can’t be found if you hide here? It’s useless. No matter where you are, an outstanding man like you is as bright as a firefly in the night. Crowd The sense of presence in the medium increases slightly.)
【Benefits of banknote ability】: The amount that can be withdrawn today is 100000/100000
Zhou Kun clicked withdraw decisively, and entered 100000 in his mind.

Ding!
“您尾号3088卡1月1日14:09手机银行收入(网转)100，000元，余额100，031.34元。【工商银行】”

Fuck, 666!

This turned out to be true!

I really am not an ordinary person!

Zhou Kun's whole body couldn't help trembling, and with a tremor, he slid off the chair.I want to get up, but I feel like I can't do anything.Suo Xing lay motionless on the ground.

After a long time, until his mood calmed down a little, Zhou Kun supported the chair with his hands and barely stood up.The whole person's heart was filled with deep ecstasy, and he didn't have a complete thought for a while, just a few words over and over again.

"Fucking bullshit is big."

"This time it's really awesome."

"Why are you so awesome."

"It's so cool hahahahahaha."

No, I'm already a mature college student, how can I only speak awesome like those uneducated people.

It's obviously a scumbag, okay? Hahahaha.

Zhou Kun smirked as he walked to the sink in the dormitory bathroom and washed his face with cold water.I feel that I seem to be much more awake, looking at the mirror on the wall.

The original chubby face with a lot of pimples looked so kind, and even had a different kind of charm.

Ah, I'm about to fall in love with myself.

I'm not fat, but the precipitation of charm and wisdom, the most handsome people with money!
Although Zhou Kun is not short at 1.7 meters eight, he weighs more than 160 catties.So the whole person looks a little bit stronger.

Well, that's right, it's just strong, not fat.

Can't help stroking his face with his hands, Zhou Kun thought a little melancholy, wondering what kind of bitch this face will be cheap in the future.

My interesting soul must finally be appreciated by someone.

Now, though, there is one more important thing to do.That is to tell my dad that I don't have to call myself for this month's living expenses.

When I was reading Shenhaowen, Zhou Kun wanted to complain a little bit. He is so rich. He is willing to spend so much money on women he doesn’t know every day for the sake of daily comparison, but he is not willing to give some to his parents. To live a good life and enjoy happiness is really incomprehensible.

Although I can't directly tell my parents that I have the ability to pay money, but find a reason to tell them that they don't need to pay living expenses, which can also reduce their burden.When there is a suitable opportunity in the future, I will improve their lives.

"Son, why did you suddenly think of calling me? Dad is still at work. Don't worry about your living expenses. Dad will call you at night."

Zhou's father Zhou Jianmin's soft and fast voice came from the phone. Although the words seemed to be complaining, the happiness could not be concealed.

Zhou Kun listened to his father's familiar voice and thought of the miraculous things that happened to him. He had mixed feelings in his heart and didn't know what to say for a while.

Zhou Jianmin waited for a while to see that Zhou Kun didn't respond, and couldn't help laughing, "I'm not teaching you a lesson, I'm too happy for you to call. Is there not enough money, dad will give you more today?"

"No, no, I called you today just to tell you that you don't need to pay me for living expenses in the future. I just found an internship recently, and the salary is 4000 a month. The boss is very nice."

"Really, my son has grown up and started to earn money by himself. It's okay, I will continue to give you the living expenses, and the family is not short of your money. You should buy yourself some new clothes and eat more at ordinary times. Alright. My son has really grown up, until he understands his parents, I am really happy."

"Dad, really, believe me, we will have a good life in the future. When my side is stable, I will send you money every month in the future. You and mother don't have to work so hard." Zhou Kunyi Seriously speaking every word.

"Okay, okay, okay! Dad is waiting for you, your mother and I are already very happy if you have this kind of heart. Usually in school, you have to take care of yourself and get along with your classmates and teachers, you know. Now you also work Now, you need to ask your colleagues more, and you must do what the leader arranges seriously. It’s okay for you to be diligent and suffer a little bit. Don’t fall behind in your studies. You are still a student, so don’t be too impatient about making money. Your mother and I can still do it How many years, you know."

"I know, I know, it's okay, I have something else to say, so I won't talk about it. It's okay if you don't pay your living expenses at night. I'm really rich. You should also pay attention to your health."

Zhou Kun hung up the phone after finishing speaking in a hurry. Although Zhou Kun had a good relationship with his father and loved him very much, it was just that his father liked nagging too much.

Maybe the elders like to express their love in this way, but Zhou Kun is still young and doesn't have a deep understanding of this kind of emotion.

Now that I have money, where should I go?
This is really a big trouble, ah, so melancholy, how broken!
Forget it, I'll check it out on Zhihu.

How to spend money better?

　The group has overturned again, and after it is put on the shelves, I am making a vip group, and now I don't open a group, I feel tired.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)