Opening up to the entertainment industry

Chapter 32 The Strange Advertisement

In the blink of an eye the next day, Yang Zhi went out for breakfast, and when he came back, he saw Huang Shun, Xu Zhen, Hu Peipei, and Wang Xiaobao waiting for him.

Xu Zhen was dressed vigorously today, and his shiny bald head seemed to be oiled, which made Yang Zhi seriously suspect that flies would slip when flying on it, and mosquitoes would split when flying on it;
Wang Xiaobao also specially dressed up, no longer looking like a 30-year-old middle-aged uncle, but like a... 29-year-old middle-aged uncle;

Huang Shun's appearance was originally a bit of an insult to the audience, but today he obviously wore his best clothes, waxed his hair and combed it neatly. After such a dress... Hey!Still sorry for the audience;

Hu Peipei's dress is pretty good. She looks pure and lovely. Today, she wears a one-piece floral skirt, the skirt only reaches the knees, and her white arms and slender legs are exposed.

It's fine if it's just like this, but what makes Yang Zhi want to complain is: Hu Peipei came here with heavy makeup!
I saw that her hair was done like Mei Chaofeng, her eyelashes were painted like fly legs, her eye circles were painted like giant pandas, and she was wearing blush like a monkey's butt...

Seeing these people, Yang Zhi asked a little speechlessly:
"What's the matter with you guys? It's just for an advertisement, you're all dressed like this... why are you formal?"

Xu Zhen bald his head, and said confidently:

"Brother Yang, aren't we going to shoot an advertisement today? We dressed up specially today. How about this suit? Doesn't it look good in this suit?"

Yang Zhi complained in his heart: A monkey is still a monkey in a dragon robe, and its appearance has nothing to do with the clothes
Wang Xiaobao also asked with a smile: "How is it? Brother Yang, do I look younger?"

Yang Zhi nodded and said, "Not bad, not bad, it looks at least one year younger."

Wang Xiaobao's smile froze when he heard the words, his face darkened.

After Yang Zhi finished speaking, he didn't care about Wang Xiaobao who had a black face, and then said to everyone:

"Come on, go to my room, let's start filming."

Wang Xiaobao and the others hurriedly followed Yang Zhi to his room...

In the blink of an eye, most of the day has passed...

In the evening, Yang Zhi finally finished filming. After going out for a meal with them, they went back to their rooms separately.

Yang Zhi was not in a hurry to rest, but started making videos overnight.

With a master-level network level, after connecting the mobile phone to the computer, he can make very fast.

On Weibo, many people saw that Yang Zhi did not update the novel today, and many people urged him to update.

Seeing that it was already 11 o'clock in the evening, Yang Zhi still hadn't updated. Many people had given up waiting and left messages one after another:

"Everyone, wash up and sleep, Xiaogangpao will definitely not be updated today."

"It seems that there will be no update today, so get ready for bed."

"I'm used to staying up late, so I can't sleep now."

"..."

While chatting with everyone on Yang Zhi's Weibo without saying a word, he suddenly saw Yang Zhi's Weibo dynamic flashing.

"Small Steel Cannon has been updated."

"Look what it is? It's not a novel, it looks like an audio file?"

"Could it be that Little Steel Cannon is going to sing again? I like listening to his songs the most."

"Download now..."

In a blink of an eye, the audio files uploaded twice were downloaded 10,000+ times. I have to say that there are indeed many night owls who don’t sleep at night!

It's just that after everyone saw the content in the video, they were all surprised, and then burst into laughter:

In the video, a bald man with a towel on his shoulders, a cup and a toothbrush in his hand, said to everyone with a crampy expression on his face:
"Recently, I can't eat or sleep well. It doesn't taste good. Later, after watching the entertainment show, I slept well and woke up naturally. I also have an appetite for eating. Eat Well Xiang, the entertainment is making fun of you, you are worth watching!"

Seeing this video, a doubt flashed in the minds of the onlookers at the same time: What the hell is the entertainment joke?

Then in the video, the screen flashed, and another "middle-aged man" with a rough appearance appeared.

The man looked at the camera and said:

"This man, as he gets older, he always suffers from backaches and backaches, pain in the buttocks, and he has no strength to jump off the building. Since I watched the entertainment show, my waist is no longer sore, my buttocks are no longer painful, and I can't even jump off the building." Now that I have strength, I can jump to the fifth floor in one go without any effort!"

Is 30 considered old?Jump off a building?

When the onlookers saw this, they all burst into laughter.

Then the screen flashed, and another obscene-looking man appeared.

I saw this man carrying a beautiful girl on his back. He said to the camera with a deep expression:

"Behind every successful man there is a woman who silently supports me. The reason why I am successful is not because I have a woman behind me, but because I often watch entertainment and make complaints about it."

Seeing this, the audience laughed again.

This is also called 'the woman behind? '

Even behind the back?Who the hell came up with this funny ad?

The more interested they are in this advertisement, the more confused they become: What the hell is that entertainment joke?

The next moment, the screen switched again, and what appeared on the screen was the woman who was being carried by that wretched man just now.

I saw this woman said:
"Women, there are always a few days every month when I feel irritable and irritable, and I don't want to exercise. Ever since I watched the entertainment show, I can ride a bike, climb mountains, and swim anytime, anywhere. The entertainment show is a good friend of a woman!"

哗

Seeing this, all the onlookers were dumbfounded, this advertisement is too shameless!
Even those who are not over 18 know what a woman's life is like those days!
What is this entertainment talking about?How can you climb mountains and swim at the same time just by looking at it?

This is so much better than the effect of thickening, lengthening and waterproofing!
Just when everyone's appetites were whetted, Yang Zhi's figure appeared at the end of the screen!

This time Yang Zi did go to battle in person. Anyway, his dream is to be a big star, so it's good to show his face more and get acquainted... Although his image is a little...

Yang Zhi looked at the camera and said confidently:

"Hello everyone, my name is Yang Zhi, and I'm also your little steel cannon. The entertainment live broadcast show created by me personally will have the first live broadcast in three days. You are welcome to watch it on time. To watch the address, you can follow me It will be updated tomorrow."

As soon as these words came out, countless onlookers immediately exclaimed:

"What? He's a little steel cannon?"

"This, this little steel cannon looks too...ordinary, right?"

"What do you know? I think the little steel cannon is quite attractive."

"That's right! And have you noticed that his voice is so magnetic?"

Before everyone finished speaking, Yang Zhi said the last sentence:

"My name is Yang Zhi, and I speak for myself!"

Last night, the entire video screen ended, and four large characters appeared on the screen: Please watch!

Now everyone is not calm, including Feng Dalei who has been paying attention to Yang Zhi.

"I didn't expect this little steel cannon to make a moth again!"

"Entertainment makes a lot of complaints, who exactly is he going to complain about?"

"Nonsense, haven't you seen people complaining about entertainment? It must be something related to entertainment."

"Is this guy going to shoot at us again?"

"It doesn't matter, let's pay attention to his news first, then let's find the address and watch together, and listen to what he has to complain about!"

"That's right, pay attention..."

"Follow +1"

"..."

Yang Zhi uploaded this video and it became popular, and the number of downloads continued to rise.

And with this video, there is the last sentence:
"I speak for myself!"

　Thank you book friend 'Xiao Miao Li Mao' for rewarding 100 coins!Although the number of words today is small, but this is myself squeezing myself, and I wrote three chapters!Many book friends may be disdainful, and some book friends may say that it is a bit watery. I can only express my grievances and ask for comfort... As for the update time, the author really cannot guarantee it.You can only code when you are free and when, the only guarantee is to upload two chapters before 12 o'clock!Finally, I would like to make a very shameless request: Everyone help build a building, you support, local tyrants will reward you, ahem...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)