Datang New Giants

Chapter 12 Collecting IQ Tax

"Lu Ting, what are you doing?" Seeing Wu Lin being hit by a copper coin, Gui Quan asked sharply.

"Miss, miss." Lu Ting said with a smile: "I was frightened yesterday, my body is still not sharp, and my movements are not accurate."

Wu Lin clenched his fist with his right hand, a trace of sullenness flashed in his eyes, but he stretched out his hand not to hit the smiling man, Lu Ting, a farmer's slave, was kind of winking, but it was rare that he was willing to give in, and the anger in his heart was a little bit less, and then he thought of the old bustard agreeing to Qing Xiaoyuan'er is going to attend the banquet tonight, and she has to be the first to try something new. Thinking about it, she feels thirsty. With Xiaoyuan'er in her heart, she doesn't care about little people like Lu Ting. Then I care about it.

Hey, Wu Lin is a quick shooter, he can really bear it.

Lu Ting took out a few copper coins and casually threw them on Wu Lin's head: "Grandson, you did a good job. I'll reward you."

With a "bang", Wu Lin couldn't help but stand up against the table, and shouted loudly: "Lu Ting, what are you going to do, don't think that I am afraid of you."

This guy definitely did it on purpose, the first two times could be called an accident, and the third time he threw money at himself and called himself his grandson, so bold, Wu Lin was furious on the spot.

"Looking for death, how dare you insult my son."

"My lord, he deliberately teased you, you can't let him go easily." Gui Lin and Gui Shuang stood in front of Wu Lin, and rolled up their sleeves while speaking.

As soon as their young master gave the order, the two of them would immediately rush up and pin the poor Lu Ting to the ground and beat him to death.

Lu Ting spread his hands innocently and said: "Mr. Wu, please don't misunderstand. I was shocked yesterday and I didn't know how to make a move. Didn't grandson call you? Everyone in Suzhou City knows that grandson is the nickname of the old grandson. Kindly ask If you drink tea, you will not repay your kindness."

Sunji mutton stall tastes good, but the price is too expensive. Many customers are satisfied with the meal, and they call it old grandson. If they are not satisfied with the meal, they scold grandson. His grandson also smiled brightly.

"Misunderstanding?" Wu Lin gritted his teeth and said, "I'll hit you all over the place, that's also a misunderstanding, Guilin Guiquan, hit me."

Guilin Guiquan was about to rush forward, when Lu Ting shouted loudly: "Wait a minute, Suzhou City is still under martial law. Those who fight in the street will be exiled or executed on the spot. The barracks outside the city have not been withdrawn yet. You want to try the law by yourself?"

As soon as the words fell, Guilin Guiquan's face changed suddenly, and the footsteps that had been raised were put back abruptly.

Lu Ting didn't lie, Fugong Er's rebellion has just been decided, and the operation to liquidate the remaining party is still going on. In troubled times, heavy codes are used, and Suzhou City is still under martial law. Fighting in public is a very serious crime. Otherwise, Wu Lin would have beaten Lu Ting a long time ago. .

Repeated provocations, even the Buddha is angry, Wu Lin gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, I won't beat you now, my son will go to the county government to sue you now, and make you sue and be punished."

"What are you suing me for? I beat you? Is there any evidence? Is there any physical evidence? Is there a wound? Sue me for buying you food and drink? Tang Law didn't say that it is a crime to invite someone to eat and drink." Lu Ting said with a sneer.

Wu Lin was at a loss for words and didn't know what to say. He hesitated and cursed: "You throw me money."

"Everyone says that if you're shocked, your hands won't be accurate. If you don't believe it, it's a crime to give you money? You don't have to be afraid of making people laugh when you say it. Don't get excited. I don't expect to repay my kindness, and I don't need to pay it back. There's still enough. Lu Ting said while throwing copper coins to Wu Lin one by one, and said while throwing: "My son is rich, self-willed, I will give you money to spend, is it enough, is it enough?"

"Is this... throwing money at people?"

"Young Lord of the Lu family has done this trick, Mr. Wu is humiliated."

"Even Wu Shuzheng is not afraid, as he said, barefoot is not afraid of wearing shoes."

"What a prodigal. That's money. You can buy a few pancakes. It would be great if someone threw money at me."

The two quarreled, and many people gathered around to watch. Seeing Lu Ting throwing money at Wu Lin, they felt fresh and curious. They all opened their eyes wide and stretched their necks to watch the excitement, and they almost moved a bench and took a bag of melon seeds. .

Isn't it money? Wu Lin's eyes were red, and he tore off the money bag tied to Guilin's belt with one hand, without looking at it, grabbed a handful of money and threw it at Lu Ting, cursing as he threw it:
"Surnamed Lu, didn't you feel bad after being frightened? This money will buy you tonic."

"This money buys you a drink to relieve boredom."

"This money is for you to buy medicine from the doctor, so you don't have to die from a sudden illness."

"This money is for you to pay for tea, don't make a mistake, lest someone move the cup and seek death, hahaha."

Wu Lin threw out a handful of money as soon as he said a word, and Lu Ting felt as if it was raining copper coins. He covered his face with his sleeves, looked down and saw the copper coins under his feet, and his heart was full of joy.

It is said that horses are not fat without grass at night, and people are not rich without windfalls. Lu Ting was very anxious when he was short of tens of pennies as the capital to make a fortune. The walking human-shaped gold ingot deliberately provoked him and asked him to throw money at himself, but he didn't expect things to go smoother than he thought, and he didn't even say "you can throw money at me if you have the ability" , Wu Lin couldn't wait to throw money at himself.

I heard a story from an old man, some wild fruits grow on cliffs, and it is dangerous for people to climb up to pick them. Smart people lure wild monkeys to the fruit trees, and deliberately throw things at monkeys. Monkeys have a strong sense of revenge and will throw them. Things take revenge, wild fruits can be easily picked from fruit trees, so smart people can get delicious fruits with a few stones. Wu Lin is not a monkey, but his revenge is no worse than monkeys, and he just collects some IQ tax.

Rich and self-willed, he throws three or five coins, but he is good. He grabs a handful and throws them over without even looking at them. There are at least two or three hundred copper coins in the ground. Lu Ting saw a lot of yellow copper coins. , I was so happy that I almost didn't cry out.

The feeling of beating people with money is really exhilarating. Wu Lin smashed a few handfuls, then touched the money bag, and when it was empty, he threw the empty money bag away, and said with some insatiable desire: "Is there any more, bring it, isn't it just money?" Well, what I have is enough to smash him to death with money, what kind of rich and willful, can you compare with this young master?"

How much money does Lu Ting, a farm slave, think is great, how can a dilapidated household be compared with himself?I have to teach him a good lesson and use money to smash him to death.

By the way, the copper coins don't seem to be heavy enough. If you smash them with gold cakes and silver ingots, and smash them hard, even if you can't smash his head, you can still smash a bag.

Guiquan became anxious when he heard that, he quickly covered his purse, and said anxiously: "My lord, you can't smash it any more, you'll be fooled by him, if you don't believe me, take a look."

Wu Lin is the master, and the rough work of carrying money is done by servants. Guilin is smart and capable, and he carries all the money. For the convenience of using the money, he divides the money into two bags, one bag for small change, and the other bag for large pieces. Gold cakes and silver beans, a bag of change is at least three hundred coins, if you say no, it will be gone, and the change will be thrown away, but the gold cakes and a dozen silver beans that weigh five yuan and one tael on your body are valuable, and you can't suffer like this. Damn, if this gentleman and his wife know, the son will be fine, and if he is a servant, he will definitely not be able to escape the pain of flesh and blood.

After being reminded by servants, Wu Lin turned his head and saw Lu Ting picking up the money that fell on the ground into his purse with a smile on his face. If you give it as a gift, whoever picks it up is equivalent to picking it up without asking.

Just now Lu Ting threw more than ten pennies, but he threw a lot of money, I don't know how much, Wu Lin saw Lu Ting's happy expression, and knew that he had been fooled.

"My lord, it's not good, the kid surnamed Lu lied to you, it's a big loss now, you want the money back?" Gui Quan couldn't help but said aside.

"No, it's my son's reward." After Wu Lin finished speaking, he turned to Lu Ting and said, "Lu Ting, pick up the money. Remember, this is my reward for you."

Knowing that he had been tricked, Wu Lin felt very uncomfortable. He felt that Lu Ting had played a trick, but he couldn't save his face and get it back for a mere few hundred dollars. I'm just surprised how Lu Ting's good or bad stubborn donkey has changed. He used to love face-saving and suffer, and let people throw a lamp into the river, but now he admits cowardly for such a small amount of money?
Take a dip in the river to wake up your brain?

Lu Ting put the last copper coin into the purse, and said with a smile: "Mr. Wu is worthy of being a disciple from a rich family. He is thicker than our waists if he picks a root hair casually. They say that courtesy is reciprocal, but I will be disrespectful."

There is a saying in later generations: When a person puts down face to make money, it means that he is sensible; when a person uses money to earn back face, it means that he has succeeded; He is a character.Lu Ting is not a pedantic person, he makes money with a smile, isn't it good?

After estimating, there are about 20 Wen coins, and there is a silver bean in the copper coin, which is more than [-] Wen, and if you invest more than [-] Wen, you can earn more than [-] times in a few words. Lu Ting almost didn't laugh.

Wu Lin stared at Lu Ting, with a flash of resentment in his eyes, snorted coldly, turned around and ate the roast leg of lamb, out of sight and out of mind.

After getting the money, Lu Ting didn't bother to provoke him anymore, and walked away quickly under the envious eyes of the surrounding people.

(End of this chapter)