Chapter 25
The laughter that Lu Ting was expecting did not appear, Xiaoqiao's servant girl and Hong Ling's eyes widened, their eyes were blank, they didn't get the point of laughter at all.

That's right, I forgot that this is the early Tang Dynasty, and there was no such thing as soft food. According to the current saying, it should be "climbing the dragon and attaching the phoenix".

Zheng Yanzhi gave Lu Ting a blank look, and said with some disdain: "Such spineless, it's really a waste of money."

"Sister Xiaozhi, what does it have to do with integrity when the doctor says eating soft food?" Hong Ling asked curiously.

"Soft rice is fine grains, and fine grains can only be eaten by wealthy families. What he means is to be close to those rich and powerful women. It's really shameless to say that they eat soft rice." Zheng Yanzhi rolled her eyes at Lu Ting, and continued: "So trying so hard to please Mr. Wang must be to win the favor of the Wang family in Taiyuan. After all, Mr. Wang came from the Wang family of Taiyuan and married a woman from the Wang family. If it’s not profitable, it’s too early.”

Lu Ting looked at Xiao Qiao Maid with some surprises, amazing, I didn't expect her brain to turn so fast, I had never heard of this stalk, so I just calculated it by analogy, saying that girls who are good at mathematics have high IQs, after counting, Xiao Qiao Maid It is a Tang Dynasty version of a female science master.

After coughing twice, Lu Ting said without changing his expression: "Miss Xiaozhi is not right. Whoever said that I want to climb the dragon and the phoenix? Mr. Wang is now a prisoner, and no one in his clan dares to reach out to help him. My son is also from a family. Good intentions, it’s not too early to talk about being unprofitable, a one-in-a-million genius like me doesn’t need to be attached to a wealthy family, because I am a wealthy family.”

I just wanted to embrace Wang Gui's thigh, but I didn't expect to marry the Taiyuan Wang's daughter, even if I could really get in touch, it is obvious that those beautiful, well-educated people have already been engaged by famous families, and the rest of the crooked people It's Lizao's turn that people who want money, no money, background and no background are unacceptable to the face-controlling self.

"How many famous families who have accumulated for hundreds of years dare not say that they are wealthy, just rely on you to keep a small account? Dreaming may be faster, and I don't know where the confidence comes from." Zheng Yanzhi said with some disdain.

He spoke well just now, but there is no limit when he talks. Lu Ting is not only a prodigal son, but also a person who has no boundaries in his words.

Hong Ling also covered her mouth and smiled, obviously not believing Lu Ting's words.

The two chicks laughed at themselves, and Lu Ting was upset all of a sudden, so he pretended to be forced, and he simply pretended to be the end, and said mysteriously: "This confidence is given by the gods, you must not believe it."

gods?

The two chicks froze for a moment, although they didn't believe it, but they still didn't laugh. Ancient science and technology were underdeveloped, and people were very awed by the sky. No one dared to speak ill of the sky easily. Zheng Yanzhi said in disbelief: "Young Master Lu , What kind of self-confidence does God give you?"

Lu Ting said mysteriously, "A poem."

"What poem?" Zheng Yanzhi broke the casserole and asked.

Lu Ting stood up, turned his back, and said with a serious face: "Speaking of which, this matter is a bit dishonorable. I suffered some setbacks that day, and I couldn't think of throwing myself into the river for a while. Fortunately, the servants desperately begged for it, but at that time half of my foot stepped on it. After entering the palace of the King of Hades, at the most dangerous moment, a poem sounded in my ears, "You are born to be useful, and you will come back after all your money is gone."

What a great poem, these two poems open and close together, with a majestic momentum in the far-reaching artistic conception, people can't help but feel a sense of pride in their hearts after listening to it, Zheng Yanzhi glanced at Lu Ting in surprise, as if it took a while , I want to look at him with admiration.

I didn't expect this prodigal son to utter such heroic lines, even though he heard them in a dream.

Think carefully about how these two lines of poems fit with Lu Ting's experience. Zheng Yanzhi has already found out that Lu Ting was once a well-known playboy. Worm, later Lu's family was ransacked by rebels, Wan Guan's family wealth was wiped out overnight, and all the thousands of gold can be returned. This free and easy and self-confidence is really admirable.

Hong Ling also looked at Lu Ting with admiration, thinking that Mr. Lu is really lucky to be blessed by the heavens, that poem sounds really amazing.

Lu Ting had a panoramic view of the expressions of the two women, smiled inwardly, and continued: "The Tang Dynasty did not give birth to the Lu family, and the eternal Kyushu is like a long night."

Zheng Yanzhi was dumbfounded, looking at Lu Ting's smug face, she was speechless, her lips moved, she wanted to say a few words to him, but she gave up in the end, there is such a cheeky person in the world who can fight with those who swear Black sheep are comparable.

The first two sentences were so literary that Zheng Yanzhi almost believed that Lu Ting was the one who was favored by the heavens, but the last two sentences were obviously boastful, and he could even say the words of the eternal night of Kyushu without changing his face. I really don't know what to say about him.

"Mr. Lu, did the gods really tell you this? This...you won't say that the saint is reincarnated, right?" Hong Ling blinked, her eyes full of envy.

"Well, it's hard to say, I just woke up after hearing this poem." Lu Ting said with some regret.

Zheng Yanzhi couldn't stand it anymore, and said coldly: "You can bully even the sky, so you're not afraid of being struck by lightning? Sometimes you can eat things, but you can't talk nonsense. You are just a grasshopper. Without you, Kyushu is like a long night. Where? If word of this reaches the government, even if you have ten heads, it won’t be enough to cut you off.”

She didn't want to talk to him anymore, she kept bragging endlessly, and Zheng Yanzhi felt uncomfortable if she didn't hit him a bit.

Lu Ting was taken aback. He only cares about his mouth and doesn't have a brain when he speaks. This "heaven" can be deceived, but the emperor can't play with it. For the ruler, this kind of thing would rather kill the wrong than let it go. She didn't even know she was going to die, seeing Zheng Yanzhi was a little proud, as if she was pinching her own handle, she rolled her eyes, and soon had an idea: "Miss Xiaozhi, don't get me wrong, there is no long night in the Tang Dynasty now, day and night alternate, seasons rotate, It is because of the existence of the Son of Heaven, the Son of Heaven is a person who is favored by the heavens and has great fortune, how dare the light of the firefly compete with the sun and the moon, it is too serious, too serious."

Zheng Yanzhi took a look at Lu Ting and was completely defeated. This guy talked endlessly and flattered him endlessly. I really can't beat him.

The main reason is not as shameless as him.

It's better to practice, every time you learn to calculate clearly, your mood will calm down and your spirit will become joyful, unlike facing this prodigal son, if you face him more, you will be so angry that you will shorten your life for a few years.

For three days in a row, Lu Ting has been running around continuously, taking care of the business of the guests, while taking time to take care of Wang Gui, in order to hug his thigh, while gaining favor, and to improve the little maidservant's mental arithmetic ability , and occasionally have to deal with those two nasty policemen, leaving early and returning late every day, I feel that I was not so tired preparing for the college entrance examination in my previous life.

On the fourth day after Wang Gui's fall, just after dawn, Lu Ting was arranging his clothes in front of a somewhat blurred bronze mirror. Seeing the dark circles under his eyes in the bronze mirror, he said to himself with a wry smile: "Wake up earlier than the chicken, Sleeping later than a dog, working harder than a cow, chatting with guests, talking with Wang Gui, studying with the little maidservant, drinking with two fast guards, what kind of life do you live, chatting with guests, reading and drinking, all become four. Accompanying, what I get is the monthly money from a small bookkeeper, who can tell me, what kind of person life has forced me to become."

As soon as the words were finished, Fuzhi trotted in with a large bowl in both hands, and said excitedly, "Young master, duck, young master, duck, young master, it's a duck."

Shit, when Lu Ting heard it, his old face twitched, and blue veins flashed on his forehead, he turned his head and cursed angrily: "What are you screaming in the early morning, it's mourning, I usually tell you to pay attention to quality, quality, in the future we will People who have achieved great things don’t remember it in their hearts.”

Fuzhi was taken aback, and said timidly: "When you return to the young master, the old man killed the duck, and ordered Duoshou to bring you a plate to taste, and please enjoy it."

Strange, the son used to like to eat the duck soup made by the second uncle, saying it was delicious and nourishing, why didn't he react this time, and even reprimanded himself.

"Eat, eat, eat, you will know. If you like to eat so much, the duck's butt above will reward you."

"Second uncle is for the young master to eat, the little one"

"Eat as soon as you are told, this is an order."

Seeing that the young master was angry, Fu Zhi didn't dare to speak any more, carefully took the duck's butt out with chopsticks, blew it, and ate it on the spot.

Lu Ting was in a better mood, and looked at the bronze mirror again. He accidentally saw that some of his hair were a little messy, and they were all up. , I got some water from the kettle to get it wet, and then I got it where it should be.

You have to pay attention to your image. Wang Gui has to go on the road after breakfast today and after changing the last plaster. You have to behave well in front of him. You must know that no matter how bad Wang Gui's environment is, his clothes are not messy. For a serious person like him, he must I don't like sloppy, if the image can add points, the probability of success will be higher.

Look at yourself in the bronze mirror, with sharp eyebrows, star eyes, and clear outlines. You can't say that he is a handsome man, but at least he is a handsome young man. , Ms. Mingmen, hehe, wouldn’t it be nice to stick to the big bed and save decades of struggle?Thinking of this, Lu Ting couldn't help whistling, and played with his bun again.

"Young master, you are very coquettish." Fu Zhi on the side looked at the remaining half of the duck's butt with a bitter face, and said pitifully.

The duck butt has a foul smell, and it is difficult for people who are not used to it to eat it. In the past, the Lu family would throw away the duck butt when they killed ducks. I don’t know why they didn’t throw it away this time.

In the bronze mirror, Lu Ting's smile slowly froze, the corners of his mouth twitched, he took a deep breath, calmed down, turned around, and said to Fuzhi with a smile on his face: "Fuzhi, come here and do me a favor, come on, Look at the position of the gate, yes, bend down, stick your butt up, that's it, don't move."

Fuzhi was a little puzzled, and said curiously, "My lord, you want to write on the little one's back? Isn't there a table?"

Lu Ting didn't respond to him, took a deep breath, raised his leg and kicked him on the buttocks, Fu Zhi let out a scream, stumbled and took two steps, and threw himself on the ground until he fell to the ground I don't know why the young master kicked himself.

I'm bored early in the morning, let you talk, let you call, Chief Lu let out a long sigh of relief, and now he is in a good mood.

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