Chapter 85

"Uncle Cheng, what kind of reward do you think this junior would like?" Lu Ting asked Cheng Yaojin back.

Many people think that Cheng Yaojin is a reckless and rough man. Lu Ting knows that Cheng Yaojin is rough but delicate, simple-minded, and, among other things, he has fought so many tough battles and made so many military achievements. Now Can you still live and jump, can your IQ be poor?

Cheng Yaojin chuckled, shook his head and said, "Everyone's choice is different, and I'm not you, so how do you know what you want in your head?"

"If it was Uncle Cheng's choice, what would Uncle Cheng choose?" Lu Ting asked.

Cheng Yaojin took a look at Lu Ting, waved his hand and said: "You brat has already made up your mind, and you still want to amuse the old man, so I don't bother to talk to you, so get out."

Following Li Erqian, Cheng Yaojin has been in the society for many years, and he has developed a pair of discerning eyes long ago. He can tell at a glance that Lu Ting has an idea in mind, but he asks what he wants to choose, and is too lazy to grind his teeth with him.

A young bookkeeper, who dared to make a plan for Wang Gui in exile, concealed everything, and ran to Chang'an to report the letter under the guise of a study tour. This mind surpassed ordinary people, and he must have made up his mind a long time ago.

Lu Ting saw that Cheng Yaojin's face turned red, knowing that he was drunk, so he didn't want to disturb him, so he left with a smile after greeting him.

When he opened the door of the study, a gust of cold wind rushed towards his face, causing Lu Ting to shrank his neck, but Lu Ting didn't care, and felt that fate had opened a door for himself.

Early the next morning, Lu Ting was awakened by the sound of martial arts training. Hearing the sound was Cheng Yaojin and his son practicing martial arts, he was a little curious. He usually watched Cheng Chuliang and his two brothers practicing martial arts, but he had never seen their father and son practicing together. He hurriedly washed up I went to see the small school yard in the back garden. As soon as I arrived at the school yard, I was stunned by the scene in front of me: I saw Cheng Yaojin, naked to the waist in the wind and snow, with two large wooden axes in his hands, roaring arrogantly , Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chuliang went to attack with a long spear wrapped around the tip of the gun. The father and son came and went, and the fight was very lively. Even Cheng Chubi, who was a little over three years old, was also beating a small wooden knife. The stake man.

The sweat was turned into steam by the heat of the body. From a distance, the four of them seemed to be surrounded by fog, which looked very spectacular.

Sure enough, success is no fluke. Cheng Yaojingui is the Duke of the state. He drank so much last night that he was able to get up early in the morning to practice martial arts. Three-year-old Cheng Chubi is no exception, his perseverance is moving.

Lu Ting thought of the Dachangjin Ranger Team in Qingshiyi. They were also noble sons, but they were very self-disciplined and didn't give up their efforts because of their good background. From them, we can see the vitality and hope of Datang.

The Cheng family brothers worked very hard, and they were still far behind Cheng Yaojin, who had experienced many battles. After a while, Cheng Yaojin fell to the ground with an axe, and he was no match at all.

"Hey, Brother Lu Ting." Cheng Chuliang saw Lu Ting coming, his eyes lit up, and he quickly waved: "It's just in time, hurry up, help put Aye down, neither of us is his opponent."

"Yes, yes, yes." Cheng Chumo was also very happy to see Lu Ting arrived, and said excitedly: "Brother Lu Ting, help me, my second brother and I are pestering Aye, you can stab him later."

Nimei, telling me to stab a Duke in the back is really my own son, Lu Ting quickly shook his head and said, "No, I really don't know how to wield knives and guns, just watch the excitement."

Cheng Yaojin deflected his big axe, and slapped his son to the ground in one fell swoop. His own son also shot so fiercely. If he went on the stage and shot his IQ to the age of two or three with a big axe, what would he do? Forget it.

"Such a big man, like a little lady, with no masculinity at all. It looks like a silver wax gun head, which looks useless." Cheng Yaojin said triumphantly, and waved to Lu Ting and said: "Lu Xian Nephew, come on, as long as you can stop the old man San Fu, I will give you two extra pillows tonight."

Lu Ting waved his hands repeatedly after hearing the words: "No, no, I haven't practiced. To be Uncle Cheng's opponent is to humiliate Uncle Cheng. The younger generation is still cheering on."

Isn't this cheating yourself, I heard that the three-axe is Cheng Yaojin's famous stunt, many famous generals have been defeated by his three-axe, let yourself block it?

Life is so beautiful, I can't be fooled by him.

As for adding pillows, Lu Ting understands what it means. The noble family has many maidservants. Apart from doing chores, these maidservants sometimes need guests to sleep with them. The Cheng family is no exception. Usually, each person has a pillow. Adding pillows is a concealment According to the saying, adding one pillow means sleeping with a maidservant, and adding two pillows means sleeping with two maidservants. Cheng Yaojin's wife has been bedridden for a long time and has no concubines.

The atmosphere of this era is like this, and Lu Ting didn't think he did something wrong, but Cheng Mowang's aesthetic vision was a little bit unconvincing, all the maidservants who were thick and lavish, all with big buttocks, looked like carnivorous dinosaurs, Cheng Butler secretly secretly for many times Every time I offered Lu Ting extra pillows, I declined them all.

Cheng Yaojin laughed, threw the wooden ax in his hand, shook his head and said: "This is too weak, it's meaningless, forget it, I'll practice here today."

"Big fat dog, watch how I beat the dog with a stick." Cheng Chubi suddenly rushed over with a small wooden knife, and stabbed the tip of the knife at Cheng Yaojin's asshole.

Cheng Yaojin was only focused on talking, and he didn't take it seriously when he heard the sound of his youngest son rushing over. How much strength a three-year-old child has, he didn't expect to hit the vital point all at once.

The smile on the rough face froze in an instant, the originally ruddy face turned purple red, his eyes widened, and the eyeballs seemed to fall off, and his appearance suddenly became ferocious. Suddenly, Cheng Yaowang said "ah!" With a howl, he covered his butt with his hands in pain and jumped up.

When Lu Ting saw it, he was stunned for a moment, bit his mouth hard, and couldn't laugh for a long time. The guards and maidservants around him also lowered their heads and shrugged their shoulders. Like Lu Ting, they wanted to I dare not laugh, I endure very hard.

"Aye got stabbed, Aye got stabbed."

"Third brother, well done, Aye always said that we couldn't even touch the hem of his clothes, we hit him with a knife, hahaha, look at the second child, Aye jumps like a rabbit." Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chuliang did not have this kind of self-awareness, Seeing that Cheng Yaojin got the trick, he covered his stomach and laughed while talking on the spot, as if his revenge had been avenged.

Cheng Chubi held up the small wooden knife in his hand, and said proudly: "Brother Lu Ting taught you the dog beating stick method is really powerful. This trick is called poking the dog's vagina. Hey, it seems that the position was wrong just now."

Lu Ting's smile instantly revealed the news, and a chill surged in his heart. Before Cheng Mowang recovered, he quickly said: "It's rare that Uncle Cheng doesn't need to pay attention, so I have to cook some good dishes and have a few drinks with Uncle Cheng. Good luck, Come and help."

Watching the bustle and seeing the disaster, 36 measures, the best plan is to walk.

As soon as he walked out of the gate of the backyard, he heard Cheng Chuliang and Cheng Chumo howling like killing pigs. Lu Ting was so frightened that he staggered and ran even faster.

Damn, I've stabbed a hornet's nest, I'm still laughing when I'm not running, and I'm still rolling around laughing, if I don't smoke you, who will you smoke?
Fortunately, after running to the kitchen, no one came after him. Lu Ting's hand holding the spatula shook for a while.

After having a big iron pot, Cheng Yaojin immediately liked the dishes made with the pot. He said that the previous dishes were not tasty enough, so Lu Ting decided to do it himself and cook some good dishes for him as an apology.

The conscience of heaven and earth, I am just telling stories, I really don’t have a tutorial to go to my own father, his “big fat dog” is his free play, I don’t know if Cheng Mowang will ask himself to settle accounts, cook a few dishes, I hope Cheng The devil was happy and forgot about it.

Lu Ting wanted to be a pine nut fish, when he suddenly heard Cheng Yaojin's voice getting closer: "It's okay, it's okay, thank you for your concern, it's just that I accidentally abducted it while practicing martial arts, so I don't need to send an imperial doctor."

Lord?

Lu Ting's heart skipped a beat, golden thigh Li Er is here?
"It's fine, Zhijie, you said that the iron pot dishes are really so delicious? If they don't taste good, the king will punish you."

As soon as Li Er's words fell, Lu Ting saw Li Er and Cheng Yaojin enter the kitchen surrounded by several guards. Cheng Mowang walked with a limp, obviously not back to normal.

"My lord." Seeing Li Er, Lu Ting quickly put down the kitchen knife in his hand to salute.

"Free of ceremony" Li Er smelled the aroma of vegetables in the air, nodded and said, "Not bad, not bad, this dish smells a bit special, it seems that this king is lucky."

Cheng Yaojin glared at Lu Ting, and quickly said with a smile on his face: "You bastard Lu Ting, I heard that the prince is coming, so I must show my hand, hey, there are new dishes today, haha, it seems that I have a taste Lord's light."

(End of this chapter)

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