My cat can cultivate immortality

Chapter 109 How old are you?

"Fair?!"

Wu Ren was startled by the voice next to him. Looking back, he saw the girl carrying two small pockets. He quickly grabbed her hand and ran upstairs while dragging her.

"Hey! Brother Wu Ren? What are you doing?"

Mayfair was taken aback by him.

"A place of right and wrong, don't stay for long!"

Just kidding, I could meet Bichi here!What kind of bloody unfolding is this?

The three evildoers of the external relations department of the school's student union-the old demon with long sleeves and good at dancing, the shared boyfriend Captain Zhou, and the public relations queen Red Rose.Among these three people, the "Public Relations Queen Red Rose" is the most famous.

Of course, in comparison, Wu Ren would rather call her Bichi directly.

Ah, not pejorative.It's a naked nickname. In Wu Ren's place, this woman's nickname is Bichi.

People live up to their name.The body is extremely hot, the looks are extremely good-looking, and the bitch is extremely thorough.Maybe others will think that it is a bit too much to say her, but in fact Wu Ren thinks this description is actually very appropriate.

For example, there are more than 160 people in the student union, and more than 90 men are basically "knowledgeable" by her.According to reliable gossip, among the men in the student union, the only two men who have never had a story with her are the aforementioned shared boyfriend, Captain Zhou, and himself.

This is an evildoer who pulled the vice president off his horse.At the beginning, there was a plan for a college joint activity in the Outreach Department. After it was put forward, the vice president refused to approve it. As a result, the next day, a group of photos were sent to the girlfriend of the vice president who was far away from home.

Wu Ren had also seen the photo - this incident was later posted on the Internet, and it became popular all over the school forum.Except for the woman's legs that occasionally appear in the photo, the vice president's "majestic appearance" is shown in a large area in the photos.

The legs are naturally recognizable.When Captain Zhou took a look at the photo, he said, "Isn't this our red rose?"

Gee.

Not to mention more romantic affairs.This woman suddenly appeared in his sight, which was very unlucky for Wu Ren.If he hadn't focused on masturbating cats and studying, and had left the external relations department early, this woman would have definitely become his nightmare in college.

Just because, like Wu Ren, she is also from Lingquan.

Although Wu Ren still can't figure out why she didn't stay in Yanjing after graduation, but returned to Lingquan City.

forget about it.unlucky.

After explaining to Fei'er indiscriminately and confirming that Bichi had gone far, Wu Ren gradually regained his composure.Although he tried his best to maintain a calm look before, he was still very restless just now.

Mayfair obediently didn't ask any more questions.It's just that Wu Ren met someone he didn't want to see.

"Speak up, Mayfair."

The two walked all the way to the clothing area, Wu Ren suddenly remembered something.

"There are new spring clothes, don't you want to buy some new clothes?" Wu Ren looked at Fei'er beside him, "The weather is already hot."

"I won't buy it anymore, the original clothes are enough." Mayfair replied with a smile.

"Wow, an excellent example of a Chinese woman!"

"what?"

"Isn't it?" Wu Ren curled his lips, "It is said that when you women buy clothes, if you are not poor, you almost never wear them a second time."

"It's wrong not to wear it a second time." Fei'er lifted the small pocket in her hand, but she seemed to remember something, blushed and put it down quickly, "But, poverty is real..."

"Hey, hey, cry poor in front of the boss."

Wu Ren raised his hand and knocked her on the head: "Are you still poor? Four thousand a month is not considered average in Lingquan, it must be at the middle or lower level, right?"

Including food and lodging, this kind of treatment is probably hard to find in the whole country.

"I was wrong." Fei'er gave Wu Ren a resentful look, "Girls also have dreams, okay? I also want to make a lot of money. When the time comes, I will live in a small building with two floors like Brother Wu Ren. , how comfortable it is."

"It's still comfortable, you are just a little money fan."

Wu Ren burst out laughing: "As you look like a house girl, it would be a waste to give you a two-story building. A twenty-square-meter room can allow you to nest in it for a year without coming out."

"No way!"

"Isn't it?" Wu Ren smirked, "If I didn't ask you to go to work, you might be able to lie in bed all day, watching dramas with your mobile phone in your arms."

He made gestures by the way, imitating Mayfair's movements: "Look sideways, look vertically, look sideways, look lying down, look while eating melon seeds, look with feet digging..."

"You're just digging your feet!"

This guy made Fei'er very annoyed, and he punched him with a small fist.Wu Ren laughed and dodged, and kept talking: "Don't tell me, there are really any poses. I will buy you a big pillow later, maybe you can unlock more new poses, hahahaha. "

These two people, in broad daylight, are bright and clear.

You chased me and beat me here, laughing and laughing.

Many solo travelers passing by couldn't help casting resentful glances.

In the women's clothing area next to him, a young man silently raised his mobile phone, took a picture, and added a few words to the group.

[Wow, did you see that, when you go out to buy clothes, you can always meet someone who sprinkles dog food.What a downfall. 】

The group members from all walks of life erupted when they saw it.

【Is it so scary (funny)】

[It's time to find a girlfriend. 】

[Notice that I'm the only one in the women's clothing section? 】

【+1】

【+1】

[Damn it, the group leader is actually in the women's clothing section! 】

The young man looked at the screen in a daze, how could he be so rhythmic when he took a photo casually?He couldn't help feeling a pain in his egg, and typed:
[Yes, this is the next set of women's clothing that is going to be photographed. 】

I also took pictures of the clothes I liked.

[It's a pity, I just asked the clerk, they don't sell bunny girls or nurse costumes here.I'll look back on Taobao. 】

……

There was silence in the group.

Then the screen was suddenly overwhelmed by various expressions.

【Suddenly abnormal smile.jpg】

【Admiration Sanlian.gif】

[Farewell! .jpg]

【Too exciting.jpg】

Seeing the sudden excitement of the people in the group, the young man turned off the screen very calmly, then lowered his head and silently picked out clothes.

……

As the saying goes, shop and eat.

In the shopping mall, there are many snack stalls on each floor.On the sixth floor, there is a dedicated dining area.

After they wandered around again, they found a grilled fish restaurant and planned to solve the problem of dinner on the spot.As for my cats, there is nothing wrong with oranges.

Wu Ren was even a little worried, it shouldn't add too much to Tao Zi's rice.

At 09:30 in the evening, the two walked into the giant screen hall of the cinema with a small bucket of popcorn and Coke and IMAX3D glasses in their hands.

In the legendary "Ready Player One", Wu Ren and Mayfair sat in the golden position in the middle of the fifth row, waiting for the movie to start.

However, I don't know if it was a coincidence or fate, just as Wu Ren lay down comfortably on the chair, a red-haired figure appeared in the front row.She pulled the man who looked very imaginary just now, and sat right in front of her.

Behind the black lenses, Wu Ren's eyes widened instantly.

Why... is this Bichi again...?
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I don't know if anyone can understand the stalk of the titles of these two chapters.

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(End of this chapter)