My cat can cultivate immortality

Chapter 125 On the origin of the actor in the Internet

A long time ago, there was such a joke on the Internet.If you want to torture obsessive-compulsive disorder, there are two methods that are particularly effective.

First, say half the story.

second,

So Wu Ren's current mood is basically the same as that of the obsessive-compulsive disorder patient who saw this joke.At this moment, he was sitting at the dining table scratching his head, wanting to hear Xuanwu tell the story behind.

He always felt that this matter was not simple, but he was still confused after hearing Xuanwu's talk.Just from what he knew, he couldn't guess what would happen next.

What about Xuanwu?At this time, he was facing a large table of dishes, and it was a joy to eat.

Seeing the old man enjoying himself so much that his eyebrows were raised, Wu Ren sighed helplessly.

It's not yet eleven o'clock, and I got up late, and I just had breakfast not long ago.So Wu Ren, who has no appetite at all, can only watch the old man Xuanwu feast on a table of dishes.

If there is anything in this world that is more boring than watching others play games-it must be watching others eat.

The yelling of Guoguo and Taozi could be faintly heard upstairs, and the laughter of the idiot could be heard.Guess this girl Wu Xiaotong is having a great time with the two cats right now?

Wu Ren can only silently wish the happiness of the bucket who is squatting in the closet.

After waiting for half an hour, Changqing started to open for lunch, and the old man put down his chopsticks with a satisfied face.And the food in the plates and bowls on the table has basically been eaten up by the old god.

After all, it is Xuanwu, even if he turned into a human form, he still ate a whole rice cooker, plus seven or eight plates of various dishes.

Wu Rendan pressed the automatic recovery button on the table in pain, and the black-tech robotic arm immediately stretched out from the window on the wall, cleaning the table clean.

"Grandpa, can you continue talking now?"

This old guy is not willing to let him talk while eating, so he taught himself to "speak without talking when eating, and not talking when sleeping".It's okay to eat without talking, for fear of choking.How could it be possible to sleep silently.Only single dogs, playing with their mobile phones alone at night, may fall asleep silently.

Hmm... I am a typical single dog.

Fortunately, I still have a few cats to accompany me. Although I sleep alone at night, I am not as lonely as a widowed old man.

Xuanwu seemed to be in a good mood, and with a flick of his hand, he hung the whisk on his shoulder, and then asked with a smile: "What did the old Taoist just say?"

"Uh... It is said that many families cultivating immortals have declined."

"Yeah, that's exactly the case. These families are either obsessed with the secular world, and few people are willing to endure hardships in cultivation, or they are caught in battles. In short, after all these years, the number of cultivating families in the world can basically be counted on one hand. .”

"Oh, so it's like... such a hairy?!"

Wu Ren was startled suddenly: "That's not right! Isn't it true that human beings can't cultivate? This is what Master Yuqing Xianzun said!"

"Huh?" Seeing his sudden reaction, Xuanwu couldn't help being surprised.

"This is unscientific! The old man Yuqing Xianzun said that although the world is full of spiritual energy, only cats can cultivate immortals! Isn't it because human beings are addicted to science and technology that they have slowly lost their spiritual veins for cultivation?!"

Xuan Wu was taken aback for a moment, then grinned.

"Hehehe, there is nothing wrong with what Master Tianzun said. It is true that a large part of mortals have lost their spiritual veins, but this does not mean that mortals cannot cultivate immortals."

Wu Ren:? ? ?
"Didn't I just tell you that there is a family of cultivators handed down in this world?" Xuanwu looked at Wu Ren's demented expression, and couldn't help laughing. Fa, preserved his own spiritual veins."

Xuanwu stroked his beard and said: "Also, even if this spirit vein is lost, it's not impossible to get it back. All the thousands of creatures in the world have spirit veins. The so-called loss is just because of the loss of the excavated. method, but there is no way to develop it.”

"So it's like this...?" Wu Ren swallowed.

"Naturally." Xuanwu said, "Do you think that Lord Tianzun lied to you? In fact, no matter whether it is a human or a beast, all creatures in the world can cultivate immortals and enter Taoism, so it is unfair now?"

After hearing this, Wu Ren shook his head quickly: "No, I don't think Mr. Xianzun lied to me. I just don't quite understand. If that's the case, why do you want to create a cat raising system for me?"

"Cat raising system?"

"Ah, that's...that's the way for my cats to practice."

"Hehe, about this, little friend, you have to slowly experience it yourself." Xuanwu smiled mysteriously, "The old Taoist can only say that it is not harmful for you to be arranged by Lord Tianzun in this way. In the old Taoist opinion, It's actually protecting you."

"protect me?"

"Yes." Xuanwu picked up the teapot and made himself a new cup of tea, "Little friend, do you remember that the old Taoist came to you on a special trip a few days ago, why?"

A few days ago, that is, when Xuanwu came back for the first time.Wu Ren still had a deep impression, so he replied without thinking, "It seems that it's because you violated the rules of heaven?"

"exactly."

Before Xuanwu opened his mouth to speak, Wu Ren figured it out in an instant.

Assuming that there are really any cultivating families in this world, and there are still cultivators who have mastered the skills—even if they can use spiritual energy to practice, it is useless.

At least for now, mortal cultivation is against the rules of heaven.So if someone starts to practice through the miraculous exercises, most of them will be like themselves at the beginning, and will be approached by these Sifang gods, and they will be given any kind of Yiyang finger, turtle pie qigong wave and so on. .

After all, in Wu Ren's view, the Heavenly Court should not allow all kinds of casual cultivators to do things in the mortal world.Once this kind of thing is indulged, it is estimated that it will be uncontrollable, and many innocent people may suffer.

"Master Xuanwu is busy these days, so he should be obliterating these casual cultivators who suddenly appeared?" Wu Ren couldn't help gloating.Mr. Yuqing still thinks too far, creating a system for his cats to practice is a loophole in the sky, which can not only allow him to cheat, but also successfully escape the sanctions of the heavens.

Sure enough, he is the chosen one, hahahaha.

"Yes, and no. It's too much to kill." Xuanwu didn't care about Wu Ren's shameless smile, and said to himself, "Recently, I have met many young people who are about your age. I don’t know where to find out some family-passed exercise secrets, but in the end, I succeeded in cultivation. The old man sees their exercises, but they are just the most rubbish little things like clairvoyance, body training, and so on. I can't even arouse the interest in punishment."

...Perspective, body training?
Family secrets?

Wu Ren had a black question mark on his face.Isn't this the "golden finger for the hero" of the obvious urban pretense and slap in the face novel?Why here in Xuanwu, it has become the most trashy gadget.

Xuan Wu Nian muttered: "The old Dao Nian thought that these young people are ignorant, and based on the idea that the ignorant are innocent, he simply threw them all into other parallel worlds. It also saves trouble."

Wu Ren: ...

Now, he finally knows how the male protagonists in those online novels, such as reincarnation and reincarnation, time travel with their own golden fingers, etc. came to be.

The relationship is basically like this, being black-handed by a few gods from all directions, and quietly thrown into other parallel worlds?
Wu Ren suddenly felt that his world view was collapsing.

　Thank you for the 500 rewards that this baby quit!The baby is about to take the college entrance examination, so you have to study hard (drink drink.jpg)

　　
　
(End of this chapter)