My cat can cultivate immortality

Chapter 146￥%@#￥%
"Pin Daoxu is more than 190 years old. Now in this Xuankong Mountain, although he has benefited from the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, his cultivation has improved by leaps and bounds, but there is one thing that he has not let go."

The old Taoist didn't wait for Wu Ren's reaction, so he spoke on his own.

"Pindao has been comprehending the mysteries in the Yunmeng Mountain in the past few days, and he has glimpsed the number of days by chance." He reached out and patted Wu Ren's shoulder, "The key to helping the poor Tao to untie his heart knots and to overcome the tribulation and ascend is in Wu Ren's life." Little friend Ren is on your body!"

"……what?"

The sudden appearance of this old guy made Wu Ren secretly feel bad.

"Little friend Wu Ren, do you know that people who cultivate immortals also have emotions and desires. Just like the poor, although they have been hiding in this Xuankong Mountain for a hundred years, in fact, there are still unfinished business in the world of mortals. of……"

Hmm... Wu Ren understands a little bit.Most likely, before this old guy entered Xuankong Mountain, did he still have any unresolved old love, or unpaid old debts?Or should I raise your wife and daughter... Bah, that's impossible.

200 years of wife and daughter...

Wu Ren quickly shook his head, putting this crooked idea aside.

"Master Dao, just speak up."

"That's it." The old Taoist stared at him and stopped talking, "The poor Taoist knows that you are a person favored by the gods, so he can easily come and go between the Xuankong Mountains. Now the poor Taoist crosses the catastrophe In the near future, I hope you can help this old man fulfill this wish, and this old man will ascend to immortality in the future, and I will be grateful!"

"To be serious, Taoist priest, it is a good thing that you can successfully cross the catastrophe. If the junior can help, he will definitely help!" Wu Ren looked at Wang Si... the old Taoist priest with a sincere face.

"Okay, then please!"

Taoist Xuankong solemnly handed the crumpled roll of white paper to Wu Ren with an expectant look on his face.

After Wu Ren took it, he stretched out the scroll little by little.

marriage certificate.

I, Wang Situ, would like to...

Wu Ren slowly closed the scroll, then looked at the old Taoist priest with a reddish face, sweating on his forehead, and swallowed hard.

"Master."

"Junior, can you refuse?"

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……

I got a big slot!What is this unfolding?

An old Taoist priest who is almost two hundred years old, man!

Give yourself a 26-year-old young man!

Proposal? !male? !

If the Tianyan system is still working at this time, it will definitely be able to record the rich expressions on Wu Ren's face.The demeanor where the smile gradually disappears can be made into a classic emoticon package in minutes.

This is a bit exciting.Taoist Xuankong, who had not met for more than two hours since entering the dungeon, suddenly blushed and shyly handed himself a marriage certificate.

Success made Wu Ren feel what the legendary "three views are broken".

How do you feel, recently, you are always being stared at by all kinds of uncles and uncles with idiot eyes?Is there so much old glass in this world...

However, Wu Ren refused and refused, but he always kept an embarrassed but polite smile on his face.

Taoist Xuankong became impatient when he heard that Wu Ren was going to refuse.

"Hey, little friend Wu Ren, why is that?!" The old guy grabbed Wu Ren's shoulders, "Although you and I have known each other not long ago, the poor Taoist has long regarded you as a long-lost friend, why do you refuse to accept me now? ?”

What kind of personality is Wangnianjiao, damn it!
Wu Ren was dripping with cold sweat, but his face was not easy to break out, so he could only squeeze out a voice between his teeth and say:

"Daozhang, you... this junior knows that you have worked so hard in Xuankong Mountain for 200 years, but this junior, this junior really doesn't have any hobbies in that area..."

Taoist Xuankong:? ? ?
Seeing the stunned expression of the old Taoist priest, Wu Ren quickly struck while the iron was hot: "Young man, this junior is also a writer who has written novels. If you really need it, Taoist priest, we can write you some wonderful stories. No, there is no need to do this. Kind of... this kind of..."

Taoist Xuankong:? ? ? ? ?
Seeing that he still didn't let go, Wu Ren frowned, gritted his teeth and said, "Master Dao, because you and I met each other by fate, this junior will transcribe the good story at the bottom of the box for you today! What about "Jin Ping Mei", "Seven Fairies"..."

While Wu Ren was talking, Taoist Xuankong gave up.Looking up, he found that the old Taoist was looking at him in a daze.

"Young man, what are you... talking about?"

Wu Ren: "Huh?"

Taoist Xuankong: "Huh?"

Wu Ren touched his nose: "Didn't you want to hand me a marriage certificate..."

After being stunned for a long time, Taoist Xuankong suddenly came to his senses, his nose was crooked in anger, and he raised his foot and kicked Wu Ren's ass with a loud voice.

"You little bastard, what are you thinking about all day long!" Seemingly puzzled, he kicked Wu Ren again, "￥%@#￥%..."

"Oh no, it hurts!" Wu Ren held up the scroll in his hand quite innocently, "Isn't this the marriage letter you gave me!"

"Fart's marriage letter!...No, that's a marriage letter for you!" The clothes on the old Taoist priest floated against gravity, obviously on the verge of going berserk, "You little bastard, just take that marriage letter!" Let's talk after reading!"

"..."

Wu Ren curled his lips, unfolded the scroll completely, and glanced up sideways.It took a long time to finish reading the marriage letter.

"Then what, Daoist?"

"I'm done."

The old Taoist clasped his hands and snorted.

"I'm really sorry, Daoist, but the younger generation misunderstood you. The younger generation thought you were Lao Bo... with that kind of taste."

"Say it again! Let me give you a thunderbolt again, and I will let you see King Yama!" Taoist Xuankong's eyebrows immediately stood up, and he was about to kick him.

"Wrong, wrong, big brother... No, Daoist, I was wrong!"

Wu Ren quickly changed his words: "Master Daoist, what is this? Is this Wang Situ the real name of the Daoist Master?"

Taoist Xuankong snorted: "That's right, the poor Taoist's surname is Wang, his name is Situ, and his name is Taoist Xuankong."

"Hmm...Understood."

It really is you, Wang Situ!Wu Ren swallowed secretly, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said, "Then what's the matter with 'Xiao Tong' on the marriage certificate?"

He didn't pay attention to it just now. It turns out that the marriage certificate actually belonged to Party B.It's just that Party B's name is very strange, it has the word "Xiao Tong".

"This... it's a long story."

That afternoon, Taoist Xuankong spent an entire hour telling Wu Ren a story from a long time ago.

……

Time goes by.

Four days can be said to be long or short.

After Taoist Xuankong finally let go of his worries and flew to Yunwu Mountain in the south on a crane to prepare for the catastrophe, Wu Ren also finished the seven-day countdown for system update.

[There is still time until the end of maintenance: 0 days, 0 hours, 1 minute]

In front of the western-style building, Wu Ren hugged an orange and sighed with a complicated expression as he looked at a light door gradually forming in front of him.

Stuffing an old paper roll into his pocket, Wu Ren raised his eyes and forgot about the clouds and mists in the distance in the south, then lowered his head and walked into the light gate.

This trip to the secret realm should be over like this, right?Although it was really interesting, and I also learned the magical basic leg skills, but I didn't get any good treasures.I don't know what the reward that the system will prompt at that time will be?

Just when everything was about to return to calm, there was a sudden cry from the light curtain.

"Fuck! I forgot to take my cloth bag!"

　Thanks to Bawo Tianxianfei and book friend 20180418230015495 for the 1000 rewards!The pressure of saving and revising manuscripts in the past two weeks is quite high, especially in the past few days, basically I haven’t slept well, and my family members are also worried, so this week I will maintain two more rests this week... I’ll see if I can do it next week Work hard and evolve into a three-watch beast.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)