My cat can cultivate immortality
Chapter 149 Where's the peach? Where's my peach?
Chapter 149 Where's the peach? Where's my peach?
"Hello, is this Mr. Wu Ren?"
A man's deep voice came from the phone, which sounded very magnetic.However, Wu Ren was not familiar with this voice, obviously the other party was not someone he knew.
Wu Ren rubbed his chin and said to the phone, "I am, who are you?"
"I am Excalibur, the editor in charge of Qidian.com, and I am currently in charge of your new book. I saw from the background here that your novel has not been updated for seven days. Have you decided to give up this book?"
……
Fuck!Editor's phone!
Wu Ren's expression instantly became terrified.
"No, I'm not, I'm not!"
"Your grades for this book are quite good. I applied for a Sanjiang recommendation for you. Who knows that you have been suspended for a week for no reason. I will temporarily detain your recommendation. If you can't restore the update, This recommendation will be cancelled.”
As soon as Wu Ren heard this, he yelled out: "Brother Jian! Brother Jian, I was wrong, Brother Jian!"
"..."
"Brother Jian, wait a moment, I will open the computer update now! I will make up for what is missing this week!"
Wu Ren took the phone and got up and ran upstairs.But Xuan Wu and the two downstairs looked at each other, what kind of character is this sword brother?How could Wu Ren, who is usually fearless, panic like this just by saying a few words?
in the bedroom.
While turning the phone on, Wu Ren tried to explain the reason for the seven-day interruption with various reasons.
"Brother Jian, I really didn't do it on purpose! The physical condition is very bad these days, my butt hurts from sitting, and my whole body is very weak. My girlfriend saw that it was really bad, so she insisted on sending me to the hospital for seven days. She won't even let me touch it. There's really no other way..."
It's really a lot of bragging, in order to fool the editor who called in person, this guy even made up a girlfriend out of thin air.If the barrage can be sent at this time, it will definitely be full of "I have never seen such a brazen person" on the screen.
"Cough... that's fine." The man on the phone was obviously taken aback, "I just want to make sure if you can restore the update."
"Okay, okay, Brother Jian, I've turned on the computer right now, and I'll start updating soon!" Wu Ren pressed the phone with his left hand, and skillfully opened the web page with his right hand to enter the writer's background, ready to start publishing the archived manuscript.
The man on the phone heard that Wu Ren had resumed updating, and after a few more instructions, he hung up the phone.And Wu Ren was in a cold sweat.
The existence of the editor-in-charge has always given Wu Ren the impression that he is in a state where he can't see the beginning and the end-because there are many authors to be responsible, he is very busy all day long.
Now, the editor-in-chief of himself actually found out his own contact information and called to urge the manuscript. This made Wu Ren feel nervous and secretly happy at the same time.
This proves that the editor in charge attaches great importance to himself!
It took him more than ten minutes to upload nearly fifty chapters of manuscripts stored in the computer to the writer's background, and set them all to be automatically published.This time the system update came unexpectedly, but it caused him to stop updating for a week for no reason.
Looking back, I have to find a way to compensate the readers.
After finishing his work on the novel, Wu Ren stretched long.He was just about to pick up the peach and suck it, but he found that the whole room was empty, not even a cat.
"Where are the peaches?"
Wu Ren couldn't help feeling a little puzzled.Normally, this guy would just lie beside me when he was fine, but today he miraculously disappeared.
Scratching his head and getting up, he looked around while screaming, but he didn't find Taozi.Wu Ren frowned and walked to the closet, raised his hand and opened the closet door.
A lump of gray-blue flesh appeared in his field of vision, it was the barrel that was practicing with his eyes closed.
"Tanzi, have you seen where Tao Zi is?"
"Where are my people doing, and what does it have to do with me?" Tongzi slowly opened his eyes, and looked up at Wu Ren unhappily.
"The big cat is gone, didn't you notice it?" Wu Ren stretched out his hand to stroke the fur on the heads of the two buckets, but it lifted its claws to open it in disgust.
"I'm busy governing the country, studying Zen and enlightening the Tao, and I don't have time to take care of those things meow! Wu Ren, you are still a picture, you can't understand what a great thing I'm doing meow!" Tongzi turned around, his tail proudly raised Then, put the chrysanthemum on yourself.
"Ugh, is that right? That night's Arkanoid will be cancelled." Wu Ren curled his lips, "I was thinking that I finally found a game that you can play too..."
"father!"
You can't understand how this fat cat turned around, hugged its legs, and knelt down in the blink of an eye.
When Wu Ren, who was about to turn around and leave, turned his head, he met Tong Zi's incomparably pure eyes.
"Peach is right next door, in the room of the woman whose body smells so fragrant that it makes Meow faint! For the sake of my sincerity, let me play piling blocks tonight! Master Wu Ren~"
...It's Arkanoid, okay?
Wu Ren sighed.
If you want to make a lower limit ranking for the cats at home, the bucket must be the one with the least lower limit.This is a very typical unscrupulous guy, even when he speaks, he looks like he needs a beating.
However, as long as you threaten it with a game, it will be able to hold your leg and call Dad in minutes.
"Go away, go practice yourself." Wu Ren rubbed his brows, "I'll let you play with the computer at night, and I'll use it in the afternoon."
"Meow~Wu Ren is the best meow~"
This voice made Wu Ren's goosebumps fall all over the floor, he raised his foot and hooked the bucket into the closet and slammed it shut, Wu Ren subconsciously shivered all over, and then walked to the next room with a face full of pain.
The "scented woman" mentioned by Tongzi just now must be Wu Xiaotong.This girl is usually very beauty-loving, she wears makeup and perfume or something.But it seems that the description of the barrel is not so exaggerated?
It seems that it really doesn't have much affection for Wu Xiaotong...
But, why is Taozi in Wu Xiaotong's room today?Wu Ren walked two steps, came to the door of her room, and knocked on the door without thinking.
But there was no response from inside, and there was even a burst of singing.
This girl, still singing?
Wu Ren raised his hand again and knocked harder on the door.
This time there was finally some reaction.Wu Ren vaguely heard Wu Xiaotong's "ah" from inside, and then there was a burst of pattering footsteps, and the door was opened immediately.
The girl was wearing a short camouflage pajamas, with pink earphones hanging around her neck. Looking carefully, the earphones seemed to have cat ears.And the puppet cat she held in her arms, who else could it be if it wasn't Tao Zi?
Wu Xiaotong tilted her head and asked, "Boss, what's the matter?"
"Uh, let me ask, how did Tao Zi come to you." Wu Ren scratched his head.
"Hey." Hearing this, the girl secretly smiled, "Boss doesn't know, your Taozi is now on the live broadcast, and its popularity is higher than mine~"
----
----
Hey, how did it update?
Thank you for the 2500 rewards!Thank you Lasvina for the thousand rewards!
(End of this chapter)
"Hello, is this Mr. Wu Ren?"
A man's deep voice came from the phone, which sounded very magnetic.However, Wu Ren was not familiar with this voice, obviously the other party was not someone he knew.
Wu Ren rubbed his chin and said to the phone, "I am, who are you?"
"I am Excalibur, the editor in charge of Qidian.com, and I am currently in charge of your new book. I saw from the background here that your novel has not been updated for seven days. Have you decided to give up this book?"
……
Fuck!Editor's phone!
Wu Ren's expression instantly became terrified.
"No, I'm not, I'm not!"
"Your grades for this book are quite good. I applied for a Sanjiang recommendation for you. Who knows that you have been suspended for a week for no reason. I will temporarily detain your recommendation. If you can't restore the update, This recommendation will be cancelled.”
As soon as Wu Ren heard this, he yelled out: "Brother Jian! Brother Jian, I was wrong, Brother Jian!"
"..."
"Brother Jian, wait a moment, I will open the computer update now! I will make up for what is missing this week!"
Wu Ren took the phone and got up and ran upstairs.But Xuan Wu and the two downstairs looked at each other, what kind of character is this sword brother?How could Wu Ren, who is usually fearless, panic like this just by saying a few words?
in the bedroom.
While turning the phone on, Wu Ren tried to explain the reason for the seven-day interruption with various reasons.
"Brother Jian, I really didn't do it on purpose! The physical condition is very bad these days, my butt hurts from sitting, and my whole body is very weak. My girlfriend saw that it was really bad, so she insisted on sending me to the hospital for seven days. She won't even let me touch it. There's really no other way..."
It's really a lot of bragging, in order to fool the editor who called in person, this guy even made up a girlfriend out of thin air.If the barrage can be sent at this time, it will definitely be full of "I have never seen such a brazen person" on the screen.
"Cough... that's fine." The man on the phone was obviously taken aback, "I just want to make sure if you can restore the update."
"Okay, okay, Brother Jian, I've turned on the computer right now, and I'll start updating soon!" Wu Ren pressed the phone with his left hand, and skillfully opened the web page with his right hand to enter the writer's background, ready to start publishing the archived manuscript.
The man on the phone heard that Wu Ren had resumed updating, and after a few more instructions, he hung up the phone.And Wu Ren was in a cold sweat.
The existence of the editor-in-charge has always given Wu Ren the impression that he is in a state where he can't see the beginning and the end-because there are many authors to be responsible, he is very busy all day long.
Now, the editor-in-chief of himself actually found out his own contact information and called to urge the manuscript. This made Wu Ren feel nervous and secretly happy at the same time.
This proves that the editor in charge attaches great importance to himself!
It took him more than ten minutes to upload nearly fifty chapters of manuscripts stored in the computer to the writer's background, and set them all to be automatically published.This time the system update came unexpectedly, but it caused him to stop updating for a week for no reason.
Looking back, I have to find a way to compensate the readers.
After finishing his work on the novel, Wu Ren stretched long.He was just about to pick up the peach and suck it, but he found that the whole room was empty, not even a cat.
"Where are the peaches?"
Wu Ren couldn't help feeling a little puzzled.Normally, this guy would just lie beside me when he was fine, but today he miraculously disappeared.
Scratching his head and getting up, he looked around while screaming, but he didn't find Taozi.Wu Ren frowned and walked to the closet, raised his hand and opened the closet door.
A lump of gray-blue flesh appeared in his field of vision, it was the barrel that was practicing with his eyes closed.
"Tanzi, have you seen where Tao Zi is?"
"Where are my people doing, and what does it have to do with me?" Tongzi slowly opened his eyes, and looked up at Wu Ren unhappily.
"The big cat is gone, didn't you notice it?" Wu Ren stretched out his hand to stroke the fur on the heads of the two buckets, but it lifted its claws to open it in disgust.
"I'm busy governing the country, studying Zen and enlightening the Tao, and I don't have time to take care of those things meow! Wu Ren, you are still a picture, you can't understand what a great thing I'm doing meow!" Tongzi turned around, his tail proudly raised Then, put the chrysanthemum on yourself.
"Ugh, is that right? That night's Arkanoid will be cancelled." Wu Ren curled his lips, "I was thinking that I finally found a game that you can play too..."
"father!"
You can't understand how this fat cat turned around, hugged its legs, and knelt down in the blink of an eye.
When Wu Ren, who was about to turn around and leave, turned his head, he met Tong Zi's incomparably pure eyes.
"Peach is right next door, in the room of the woman whose body smells so fragrant that it makes Meow faint! For the sake of my sincerity, let me play piling blocks tonight! Master Wu Ren~"
...It's Arkanoid, okay?
Wu Ren sighed.
If you want to make a lower limit ranking for the cats at home, the bucket must be the one with the least lower limit.This is a very typical unscrupulous guy, even when he speaks, he looks like he needs a beating.
However, as long as you threaten it with a game, it will be able to hold your leg and call Dad in minutes.
"Go away, go practice yourself." Wu Ren rubbed his brows, "I'll let you play with the computer at night, and I'll use it in the afternoon."
"Meow~Wu Ren is the best meow~"
This voice made Wu Ren's goosebumps fall all over the floor, he raised his foot and hooked the bucket into the closet and slammed it shut, Wu Ren subconsciously shivered all over, and then walked to the next room with a face full of pain.
The "scented woman" mentioned by Tongzi just now must be Wu Xiaotong.This girl is usually very beauty-loving, she wears makeup and perfume or something.But it seems that the description of the barrel is not so exaggerated?
It seems that it really doesn't have much affection for Wu Xiaotong...
But, why is Taozi in Wu Xiaotong's room today?Wu Ren walked two steps, came to the door of her room, and knocked on the door without thinking.
But there was no response from inside, and there was even a burst of singing.
This girl, still singing?
Wu Ren raised his hand again and knocked harder on the door.
This time there was finally some reaction.Wu Ren vaguely heard Wu Xiaotong's "ah" from inside, and then there was a burst of pattering footsteps, and the door was opened immediately.
The girl was wearing a short camouflage pajamas, with pink earphones hanging around her neck. Looking carefully, the earphones seemed to have cat ears.And the puppet cat she held in her arms, who else could it be if it wasn't Tao Zi?
Wu Xiaotong tilted her head and asked, "Boss, what's the matter?"
"Uh, let me ask, how did Tao Zi come to you." Wu Ren scratched his head.
"Hey." Hearing this, the girl secretly smiled, "Boss doesn't know, your Taozi is now on the live broadcast, and its popularity is higher than mine~"
----
----
Hey, how did it update?
Thank you for the 2500 rewards!Thank you Lasvina for the thousand rewards!
(End of this chapter)
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