My cat can cultivate immortality

Chapter 159 Preparing for Alchemy
"#@￥%..."

Being interrupted by Uncle Long, Xuan Wu was very angry.Finally got a chance to pretend, but now I lost interest at all.

Wu Ren burst out laughing, and then asked: "Senior Qinglong, do you have an idea?"

Qinglong turned his head and laughed. With his right hand, he scribbled out all kinds of characters in the air, leaving only the last line of characters. With a casual push, he pushed it in front of Wu Ren.

"This is the basic principle of the grammar circle I created myself. If I insist on it, it is actually similar to knowledge indoctrination." Qinglong walked closer and explained.

Naturally, Wu Ren couldn't understand it, but on the surface, these things... probably meant to write the core formula or source code of a formation?Wu Ren chose to let professionals study this kind of headache for liberal arts students.

He turned to look at Xuanwu.

Xuanwu looked at the formula slowly, and then nodded: "It feels feasible. But since this is the way to go, it is difficult to use Qiling Pill, and the formula of the pill needs to be adjusted."

Wu Ren: ...

Xuanwu: "Should I use axis engraving or through engraving for this kind of formation? If I want to engrave the axis, I will get some walnut shells. If I want to engrave through the axis, I will simply melt it with water jade. This material needs more...not to mention Add text carrier into it, and then the amount of Brain Flower alone will have to be twice as much as that of ordinary Spiritual Enlightenment Pills."

Wu Ren:? ? ?
What happened to these two fairies?Why did he suddenly not understand what they were saying?

At this moment, his face was full of confusion.However, Qinglong Xuanwu didn't care, and they started a heated discussion head to head.What ratio, dosage, capacity, etc., etc., if it weren't for the names of various magical medicinal materials in the conversation, Wu Ren almost thought that he had walked into some kind of scientific laboratory.

At first he was still interested, but then he just ignored it and sat on the computer chair with Taozi in his arms, watching the bucket break bricks there.

The bucket is really smart, holding the mouse with two paws, he insists on playing the game vividly.This level seems to have triggered some special props, and now on the computer screen, there are three balls flying at the same time.

"It's quite powerful, Tongzi." Wu Ren raised his hand and scratched its back.

"Hmph, simple geometry meow."

This guy wagged the tip of his tail angrily, as if he didn't realize it at all, he recited a classic line of Shimada's.

However, after watching for a while, Wu Ren was suddenly called over by two gods.

Xiaohuozi, I entrust you with a glorious and arduous task - that's probably what the two gods meant.After a very difficult description for a long time, Wu Ren finally figured out what they wanted him to do.

This elixir can be made, but if it lacks the core "literary knowledge", it will be an empty shell.Therefore, Wu Ren's task is to find a way to produce a "comprehensive carrier" of language and writing. The more words and words it contains, the more complete it is, and the better the effect of the pill will be.

Frowning and rubbing his chin, Wu Ren suddenly asked, "Is "Xinhua Dictionary" okay?"

Qinglong Xuanwu: "Huh?"

Wu Ren: "Uh... it's a collection of all Chinese characters in the world. Not only are there characters, but there are also complete retrieval methods and examples of usage, and occasionally examples of words..."

"That's it." Xuanwu heard this, stretched his brows and laughed, "Is this "Xinhua Dictionary" a book?"

"Yes." Wu Ren replied.

So, he became the errand worker of the two gods.Because it is said that it will consume a lot of food, Wu Ren simply ran to the bookstore on the other side of the street and bought thirty Xinhua dictionaries in one go.

When Wu Ren threw a large stack of dictionaries on the cash register, the bookstore owner was surprised and asked him why he bought so many dictionaries at once.Wu Ren laughed and said that he planned to donate to the children in the disaster area.This barely fooled the past.

Speaking of which, the owner of this bookstore is still an acquaintance with Wu Ren.

The owner's name is Gu Zhengchu, a 27-year-old young man.Because he was just half a year older than himself, Wu Ren often called him "Google" jokingly.

When I came back after graduating from university, apart from code words, I would go to this bookstore to buy some books to read every now and then, not only to increase my experience, but also to relieve my mood.

He was impressed by Gu Zhengchu because of his attire - originally he looked like a tough guy, but with the black eye patch on his left eye, he suddenly looked like a pirate.

It was only by chance that Wu Ren found out that he lost one eye due to a serious illness when he was a child.Generally speaking, he is a person with a fairly reliable personality, but his image looks a little fierce.

"Speaking of which, Xiao Wu, do you have a cat at home?"

At the cash register, Gu Zhengchu raised his eyes and asked while putting the Xinhua dictionaries into bags.

"Huh? How do you know?"

"It's not easy." Gu Zhengchu curled his lips, "The cat smell on your body is too obvious."

"... Can you smell this too?" Wu Ren wiped his cold sweat when he heard this.

"That's a must."

He chuckled, threw the bag containing the books aside, bent down and dug under the cash register for a long time, and then took out a bunch of fur balls.

"Hey, you have a cat too?" Looking at the kitten that didn't match Gu Zhengchu's style of painting, Wu Ren was quite surprised, "You're a Persian cat... isn't it, Siamese? It doesn't look like it either. ..."

"Hahaha, don't make wild guesses. This is a Himalayan cat." Seeing Wu Ren's doubts, Gu Zhengchu grinned, "How about it, haven't you heard of it?"

"I've never heard of this..."

"Hehe. This little guy's name is Cheese. I just bought it not long ago." He stopped paying Wu Ren, and started chatting with the cat in his arms, "Do you know how skinny this guy is? He doesn't know anything, just I can pee on my bed. I sleep every night, and when I wake up in the morning, there must be a puddle next to my face!"

...What is this operation?Shouldn't cats just go to the litter box to go to the toilet?

Wu Ren secretly wiped his sweat.Listening to Google's complaints, it seems that it's not just bedwetting, any sofa, carpet, as long as it is cloth or wool, it may urinate on it.The key is that you can still look at you pitifully after peeing, with an "I'm innocent" look.

If this guy has roots, I'm afraid he'll get 20 for bedwetting, 20 for pretending to be pitiful...

Otherwise, cat slaves always have something to talk about.Wu Ren also chatted with Gu Zhengchu for nearly an hour before he knew it.If he hadn't suddenly felt hungry, he wouldn't have realized that a long time had passed.

But he was in no hurry to leave.

Originally carrying the books and preparing to go out, Wu Ren accidentally caught a glimpse of a new batch of "Level [-] Vocabulary" English vocabulary books on the door of the bookstore.

Since it can be used as a elixir for learning Chinese, is it also possible to learn...English?
　The characters in this chapter, Gu Zhengchu and Cheese, are set by book friends Yaoqing and Yaoxiao.Go to bed early, good night everyone.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)