My cat can cultivate immortality

Chapter 161 It's awesome!
"I want to ask in advance, two seniors... This Dan, does the cat have any side effects after eating it?"

Wu Ren thought for a long time, but he didn't dare to let Taozi and the others try rashly.After all, this is just a new product that has just been made, even if it is made by a god, he is still a little worried.

So he tried to ask: "...Why don't I eat first?"

"You kid, but you don't trust the old man?" Xuanwu heard the words, and with a simple move, the elixir in Wu Ren's hand was about to fly.

He hastily grabbed Dan firmly: "How can it be! Junior, this is not... Isn't this distressing about the cat."

Hehe scratched his head with a smile, Wu Ren quickly explained.

Xuanwu snorted, and waved his whisk: "This panacea has been carefully considered and calculated from the selection of materials to the proportioning. Just from the effect of taking it, even if there is an accident, it will not have the effect of learning, and it will not be harmful. What's wrong with your cat itself."

"But after all, there is so much knowledge in it..." Wu Ren looked down at the golden pill in his hand, "If the medicine is too effective, after my cat eats it, the knowledge is too much to accept... what should I do?"

"Hehehe, don't worry." Qinglong stroked his beard and laughed, "Little friend Wu Ren, don't underestimate the intelligence of cats. Among the beasts in the three realms, cats are the ones closest to human thinking. It is one of the beasts. There are only such a few things, and it should not be a problem at all for cats."

Wu Ren felt a little relieved after listening to Uncle Long's explanation.After hesitating for a moment, he cast his eyes on the peach in his arms.

"Taozi, why don't you come and try...?"

"Aww~"

The puppet sister in her arms nodded obediently.For a moment, Wu Ren's eyes were a little tearful—where can I find such a well-behaved peach!Taozi is really her own little angel, isn't she!

cough cough.

Wu Ren squeezed the panacea, looked at Taozi who was looking at him with wide eyes: "Then let's try! Taozi opened his mouth, ah—"

He was just about to feed the panacea to Tao Zi, but his vision suddenly blurred.A black shadow flashed past, and Wu Ren heard a "shua", and then the elixir in his hand suddenly disappeared.

"Huh?... Mo Mo?"

Looking back, the slender black cat was sitting on the edge of the computer desk, pinching the panacea with its cat's claws, while wagging the tip of its tail leisurely.

Mo Mo has been lying on the bed silently since he woke up in the morning, watching every move of Wu Ren and the two gods.It seems to enjoy observing human behavior.

"This thing, or let me try it." Momo stared at Lingdan with his dark green eyes for a while, then turned to Wu Ren and said, "It looks a little dangerous."

"Uh... It's not dangerous. It's just that I'm not sure what the effect will be after eating it." Seeing Momo's curious look, Wu Ren didn't blame him for his sudden action this time.

"Would it be possible to understand your human language after eating it?" Mo Mo tried to lick the panacea.

"Uh, it's not language, it's words." Wu Ren took out a Xinhua dictionary from the bag under his feet, pointed to the words on it, and said, "That's it. You can probably understand what these mean."

"Ok?"

Mo Mo looked even more curious, he directly squeezed the elixir and stuffed it into his mouth, then narrowed his eyes, and chewed with the roots of his teeth.

"Hey, that's not how the elixir is eaten! You have to swallow it directly!" Wu Ren was shocked when he saw it eating cat food, and hurriedly wanted to tell it to operate correctly.

However, these words were blocked by Xuanwu.

"What are you swallowing directly? Where did you learn these crooked habits?"

Wu Ren was dumbfounded by Xuanwu's one-word question, and turned his head to look at the old fairy in a daze: "Isn't it...?"

"Of course not! There are all kinds of ways to eat pills, but there is no way to eat them directly." Xuanwu raised his eyebrows and said, "The only thing that needs to be swallowed directly is poison pills. You mortals can't think about how to eat them when you want to commit suicide. "

Hearing this, Wu Ren couldn't help wiping off his cold sweat.

Is it so...

"Remember, pills are divided into fast and slow ones. Those with immediate function can be chewed and eaten directly, while those with continuous or chronic function should be kept in the mouth honestly until they melt."

After being educated by Xuanwu, he suddenly wanted to pull out those authors who wrote cultivation novels and fantasy novels and beat them up.

I have been indoctrinated by these people for many years, and I have subconsciously believed in their evil. Unexpectedly, many fragments that seem to be harmless in novels are actually serious "wrong ways" in reality.

This time it's really a shame to throw it at the fairy's house.

Having said that, Mo Mo has already swallowed the panacea at this moment, and his green eyes are half-squinting to look at himself, with a look of "delicious, chicken-flavored, crunchy".

"Momo, how do you feel?"

Momo: "It's delicious."

Wu Ren: "Well, how do you feel?"

Mo Mo: ...

Wu Ren: "Huh?"

Momo: "It's delicious."

Do you have any other feelings besides delicious?Wu Ren had black lines on his face.Could it be that this always aloof black cat is actually a foodie?
Just when Wu Ren was about to complain about it, Mo Mo's eyes suddenly widened, and he stretched his head to look at Wu Ren's bedside table.Wu Ren just wanted to follow its gaze, but who knows that this guy jumped up directly, stepped on Wu Ren's forehead very lightly, and landed on the bed like a leaf.

Wu Ren was quite depressed. His handsome head and face were used as a springboard by the cat—this was the first time in his life.

But seeing its next move, Wu Ren stopped the thought of opening his mouth to complain.

I saw Mo Mo raised his tail and walked to the side of the bedside table, then stretched out his claws and pulled the "Introduction to Alchemy" that he had thrown on the bedside table casually, and dragged it to the bed.

Immediately, it stretched out its nails, cleverly lifted the pages of the book, randomly turned to one of the pages, then sat up straight and slowly began to read.

Seeing this scene, Wu Ren couldn't help being excited.He stared at Mo Mo's every move with some surprise - even the two gods were watching it with great interest at the moment.

Everyone present was looking forward to what Momo would do next.

It looked around, tilted its head and thought for a while, raised its right paw and pressed it on a certain position on the page, then turned to look at Wu Ren.

"Wu Ren, it says tangerine peel 16 taels. Does 'liang' mean a unit of weight?"

Wu Ren's eyes lit up: "What are you talking about? Let me see!"

He picked up Taozi and ran to the bed, and lay down next to Momo with a crooked body, causing it to turn sideways in disgust.Wu Ren looked at where its paws were pointing.

Sure enough, the words "Tangerine Pi 16 Taels" were written in the blindly ordinary recuperation prescription!

Well, it seems that the quality of this panacea is really awesome!
　Thank you Fengmingyinxue for the reward!Thanks to Mirage for the 500 rewards! ~No more tonight, there should be at least one more chapter at noon, good night everyone~
　　
　
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