My cat can cultivate immortality

Chapter 172... Mouth to Mouth?

"Oh, you old man, what do you want to do!"

Seeing Coke flying over like a big bird from mid-air, Wu Ren was startled for an instant and turned around to avoid it.Coke had no focus, so he could only barely grab onto Wu Ren's pants.

"Go down! You're going to tear my pants off!"

One hand hugged the bundle of catnip tightly, and the other hand pressed Coke's head, barely keeping the guy from climbing up.

Who knows that Coke really won't climb up.It seemed to smell the smell of catnip on Wu Ren's hands, and stuck out its tongue and licked it.

Are you so worthless!
Usually, he looked like an old god, but now his image collapsed in an instant.This feels like an old smoker who has been in confinement for three years. When he first came out, he wanted to go up when he smelled the smoke.

Wu Ren picked up Coke and led Wu Xiaotong into the living room, leaving the cat on the sofa.

"You wait for me, I'll wash the catnip and give it to you."

Seeing that Coke had finally regained some sanity and was lying pitifully on the sofa looking at him, Wu Ren shook his head helplessly, turned around and went downstairs.

In the kitchen, Tangerine has just finished preparations for the delivery of Sanqingfang.Wu Ren opened the door and walked in. Seeing it busy, he said, "Don't rush to cook, try this."

"Meow?"

Watching Wu Ren slowly wash the bundle of catnip and put it in front of him, Juzi couldn't help being curious.Lifting his paw, he pinched a leaf with spiritual power and stuffed it into his mouth.It chewed slowly, then narrowed its eyes slightly.

"Not bad meow... Wu Ren, where did you get this kind of mint, it should already be at the level of spirit grass meow."

Wu Ren said in surprise: "Hey, it can make you feel good, it seems that this taste is really good!"

He said that for a reason.

Since the oranges have entered the golden elixir period, their taste has become more and more tricky.Pork belly chicken, chestnut roast chicken, etc., which I used to find delicious no matter how I ate them, have now changed from "delicious" to "average" in its evaluation.

Now just a colorful catnip can make it feel "not bad". Apart from the special bonus of catnip for cats, the taste should really be okay.

Wu Ren couldn't help but grabbed a piece and put it in his mouth.However, except for the cool feeling of peppermint oil and the slightly bitter juice, there is nothing particularly strange.

He wanted to grab another slice and taste it, but was stopped by the orange.

"Forget it, it's useless meow. This kind of thing can be used to make vegetable salad, but for humans, the taste is at most mediocre meow."

"Is that so……"

Wu Ren scratched his head.

"According to your human perspective, the function of catnip is probably to cool down, soothe the nerves, and reduce headaches meow. Take it to make tea, and drink it, and you can probably sleep peacefully. But you don't expect to be able to ascend to immortality after eating it Hallucination meow."

Tangerine explained calmly.Wu Ren touched his chin and sighed helplessly.

Originally, I hoped that if this catnip really had the potential to be developed, then I would try to add it to the price list of the Changqing luxury package... Now it seems that there is no way.

But there is one more thing.

Wu Ren looked at Tangerine: "Hey Orange, didn't you say that cats are addicted to catnip? Why didn't you see that you are like Coke, holding catnip and not throwing it away?"

"Meow? The flavors are different, okay?" Orange raised his paw and waved it left and right, as if you didn't understand, "Aren't you human beings too, some like smoking and some don't. Some are addicted to alcohol, some The only thing I feel is that the spiciness of the wine is hard to swallow."

"what?"

Juzi looked at Wu Ren's surprised eyes, and shook her tail proudly: "Like me, it's a typical happy but not lewd, sad but not sad meow. For things like catnip, just click as soon as possible. Meow."

Fine.

After roughly figuring it out, Wu Ren rubbed Orange's forehead, picked up the catnip and went back to the living room.After driving Wu Xiaotong back downstairs to work, Wu Ren found a big basin and put all the catnip in it.

"Coke, come and taste this catnip... Coke? Where did it go?"

I scanned the living room, but there was no sign of the cihuamao.

"Above."

Hearing a reply as if he was constipated, Wu Ren couldn't help but look up - in the litter box on the top of the cabinet, Coke was squatting in it, with only one head exposed looking down.

Ah yes.

This cat has a strange habit of defecating and peeing in high places.The reason why its litter box is placed like this is also because this guy has complained before that if he doesn't defecate and pee at a high place, he will always have an uncomfortable feeling like being peeped, and he will have diarrhea.

At that time, Wu Ren had a habit.

This guy doesn't like being voyeurized, does he just like squatting at such a high place while shitting, and being admired by thousands of people?

What's wrong!It's curable!
Shaking his head helplessly, Wu Ren put the basin containing catnip on the ground, then went to the next door and called two cats, one black and one white, to try this new catnip too.

As for Guoguo—that fur kid spent the whole night in the living room yesterday, and now he is sleeping soundly in the cat climbing frame.

"Hmm... this smell is very good." Momo walked to the side of the basin and smelled it lightly.

"Lord Mo Mo! I'll pick it for you and taste it~" The white cat heard that Mo Mo had a good impression of this catnip, and said something nice to the side, "Master Mo Mo doesn't need to do it, I will Take it off and feed it to you~"

Ouch, Shet.

When will this white cat's painting style be normal?

I saw this guy bit off a piece of catnip bud with his mouth, put it on his tongue, and stretched it towards Mo Mo.Looking at its expression, there is quite a feeling of "eyes like silk".

What is this for?Mouth to mouth?

Wu Ren's face was dark, and he was about to lift his foot to kick the white cat aside, but Mo Mo had already struck first.

It pressed its paw on the white cat's face, forcing the white cat to swallow the catnip into its mouth, then let it go, and looked at the pads on its paws with disgust.

It was probably stained with the white cat's saliva.

"Oh!...Master Mo Mo!"

The white cat chewed and swallowed the catnip in its mouth, then looked up at Mo Mo pitifully.Mo Mo squinted his eyes and rubbed against it with his raised paw.

Hmm, probably to wipe the drool off.

"You eat yours, I will do it myself." Mo Mo said.

The white cat could only meow regretfully, and squatted beside Mo Mo.

Coke also jumped off the cabinet at this moment.Probably his sanity has recovered a lot, instead of rushing to smoke catnip, he walked up to Wu Ren and asked with interest: "Handsome pot, how much do you still smoke?"

"Many? There are too many, you can rest assured and eat."

Wu Ren chuckled.This guy with feelings has a big heart, eating what is in the pot and looking at what is in the pot.

After receiving Wu Ren's response, Coke felt relieved and ran to the bundle of catnip happily.

　Thanks to Ming Quantang, it has been a thousand years since I didn't realize it, and the hundred rewards I didn't realize!Thank you for the thousand rewards of Ba Wo Tianxian Fei!Second update in the afternoon.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)