My cat can cultivate immortality

Chapter 186 Jio your brother-in-law!
That night, Wu Ren was tossing and turning in bed.

Tonight is the day when Momo and the others take action to rescue a group of cats from cat thieves.Although it had promised itself that it was absolutely safe, Wu Ren was always worried.

He opened the window of the room so that Momo could return directly to the room and to himself when he came back from action.

At this moment, he couldn't help but feel a little regretful. If he knew that he would have checked the system store in advance, he would have bought those Jingjing Qi Condensing Pills earlier.If it was fed to Mo Mo in the morning, it would be able to use its strength in the foundation period to deal with this rescue operation now, right?

Thinking in a mess in his mind, Wu Ren tossed back and forth on the bed for a long time before slowly falling asleep.

After an unknown amount of time, Wu Ren was woken up by a fluffy paw.

When I opened my eyes, I saw peaches.Following its gaze, Wu Ren discovered that a dozen or so cats, large and small, had been squatting on the floor of his room at some point.

Turn on the light and look closely, it's really quite amazing.The dozens of cats in front of me are basically common domestic cats.Sanhua cats, raccoon cats, and many orange cats mixed in.

Different postures, different shapes.If a cat owner saw how many cats gathered together, he would probably be so happy, right?

According to the description of the online novel, "feeling like I'm going crazy", probably this feeling.

However, if someone like Wu Ren can understand cats, looking at the group of cats in front of him now, his senses will be very different.

Not only is it painful, it's also kind of funny.

When the dozen cute cats in front of you look cute, or lie or sit on the ground and rub against each other—in fact, what you hear in your ears is authentic Henan dialect. This huge contrast is just It makes people feel very weird.

[Orange Cat No. [-]: Hey, darling, how tender is this wooden floor! 】

[Sanhuamao No. [-]: Bean!Still cool, not jio! 】

[Orange Cat No. [-]: wink a bit?Didn't you see that fellow turn on the light to look at you? 】

[Lihuamao No. [-]: What are you doing?Can you understand what we say? 】

[Orange Cat No. [-]: You're talking nonsense, I don't think it's bad to touch that guy's eyes!Third child, you are useless to scratch other people with your paws!You didn't look at that guy and wanted to eat you? 】

[Sanhuamao No. [-]: Zhongzhongzhong, don't scratch it, don't scratch it...]

……

The above content is intercepted from the conversation of this group of cats.Of course, Wu Ren's expression at the moment is quite...complicated, and he doesn't know whether to cry or laugh.

What’s funny is that this group of “hometown cats” chatted in authentic Henan dialect, and he could barely understand it—maybe Henan dialect is not as difficult to understand as Cantonese?
The crying thing is that some of these cats are scratching their own wooden floors out of curiosity, hey!Moreover, the dozen or so cats seemed to be straightforward, talking loudly—although they basically talked about their own things, but a group of cats sat together, and there was a sense of noise like a vegetable market.

Wu Ren couldn't help scratching his head and sat up.

As soon as he made a move, the group of cats on the ground immediately stopped discussing, and sat down facing him in a blink of an eye, staring at themselves with big piercing eyes.

This surprised him a little.But immediately, he asked out the doubts that had just arisen.

"You are the rescued cats, right? Where did my Momo go? Why didn't I see him?"

It's okay not to ask, but after asking, the group of cats started discussing again.

[Lihuamao No. [-]: Mommy!He can speak cat talk! 】

[Orange Cat No. [-]: Let me tell you!I understand what we are talking about! 】

[Sanhuamao No. [-]: What did you just ask us?Momo? 】

[Orange Cat No. [-]: Momo?Where should I put it?Momo? 】

……

Hearing Wu Ren's black line.He couldn't help coughing twice, and after the group of cats calmed down, he asked again: "I mean, where did my black cat go!"

Damn, the accents of these fellow cats are a bit severe, and he feels that his Mandarin is a bit out of tune now.

However, before the group of cats could speak, Wu Ren had already seen the answer.

"Dinner is ready meow~dinner is ready meow~"

The voice of Bai Maojiao Didi came from outside the house.The next thing Wu Ren saw, Momo and Juzi walked in from outside the house together.

And behind the oranges, there is an extra-large tray suspended.Wu Ren could see a dozen small bowls neatly stacked on the tray.Thinking about it with my feet, I know that this is probably "relief food" for these fellow cats.

Oh yes, it's no wonder that when I just woke up, I didn't feel any weight on my feet, and my ankles were cool, and I didn't feel like I was being bitten.

It turns out that the orange was called by Mo Mo to go to the kitchen to cook...

Wu Ren scratched his head.

Seeing that Wu Ren had woken up, Mo Mo jumped onto his shoulder lightly as soon as he moved.

Wu Ren couldn't help turning his head: "Have you washed your feet? Go out for a run, and your paws are full of dust, have they rubbed against my shoulder?"

Momo raised a paw, and pressed it gently on Wu Ren's cheek.Wei Wei still feels a little wet, but it is obvious that it has been washed.

"I just washed it." Momo's voice came with some disgust, "Do you think I'm like you, and I won't take a shower if I don't remember?"

"Hey, don't slander! I just accidentally missed the 24-hour bath cycle because of lethargy!"

The weather has been getting hotter recently, so Wu Ren naturally began to take a bath every day.But compared to the other two girls in the family, my frequency is quite low.Especially Fei'er, this girl loves to be clean, and if she sweats a little, she has to go to the bathroom to rinse.

Fortunately, I have a little money, so I can barely afford the water bill.

If you can't do it, turn around and ask Mr. Xuanwu to let him build a whole water storage tank, connect the water pipes at home to the storage tank, and supply water directly by himself in the future.

At this moment, the white cat has already arranged more than a dozen rice bowls on the tray together with the orange.In line with the principle of "there is always one more rice bowl than cats", this group of rescued country cats are eating well.

"Drowsy, meow..." Seeing that there was basically nothing wrong, Ju Zi yawned, staggered to the bed, jumped up with great effort, and then threw himself into the quilt, "Wu Ren, jio here !"

"Jio your sister!...No, jio your brother-in-law!"

In the future, I can't use "sister" when scolding oranges, otherwise it will affect my little peach angel.Wu Ren crossed his legs, and the orange was rolled into a deep-fried spring roll and thrown aside.

"Go to sleep and get up early tomorrow."

"Meow? Mother fucker!"

"Sang oh bitch is useless."

Wu Ren's face darkened, the phrase "mother fucker" has been almost learned by other cats since the bucket brought it home.At that night, Guoguo was chased and beaten from upstairs to downstairs by his father because of learning this dirty word.

Swearing is bad, eh.

Wu Ren saw that the group of cats below were eating well, so he turned to Momo and asked, "How is it? Are they all rescued?"

　Thanks to the ending END, dramekyo, and Daai Taigu for the rewards!

　　
　
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