My cat can cultivate immortality
Chapter 197 Strange (4000 words 2 in 1)
Chapter 197 Strange (4000 words [-] in [-])
Live broadcasting is not an easy task. It is undoubtedly a stupid behavior to start live broadcasting in minutes without any preparation.
Don't talk about the live broadcast room, Wu Ren has been studying the live broadcast control panel in the Sky Eye system for a long time.And Taozi's live broadcast naturally needs to be pushed back a little bit.
After all, this is just an idea that I suddenly had. After I have this idea, I need to prepare slowly.For example, what format should I use for the live broadcast? Is it just following Tao Zi throughout the whole process, or is someone else participating...
You also have to think about how to make the live broadcast better and successfully retain the audience-after all, popularity is the foundation.Now that he has decided to broadcast Taozi live, it can't just be a casual mess like Weibo.
Wu Ren has his own ambition, and wants to train Taozi to become a "well-known network anchor Meow".Now that its roots have encountered certain difficulties, it is better to find a way to open up some new ways to get out.
It's better than eating and sleeping all day, and sleeping and eating, right?Eating fat is not good for Taozi's health.
Just like that, two days passed.
Friday, June 5.
Rather than saying that the sun is shining brightly, it is better to say that the weather is steaming and the sun is poisonous.Lingquan City seemed to have suddenly entered the feeling of summer. The inexplicable high temperature forced Wu Ren to turn up his air conditioner.
This morning, Mo Mo, who had been away for four full days, came back.
Of course, Xiaoyou, the lion cat, came back together.
They both appear to be safe and sound, much to Woo-in's relief.However, when he was told that Xiaoyou voluntarily gave up his position as the "meow bully in the front paw area" and was going to live at home all the time, Wu Ren couldn't help being one head and two big.
I have long thought that this female cat has evil intentions, but now it seems that she is really spying on her own environment!
Listening to Mo Mo's report, Wu Ren couldn't help grinning in pain.This Xiaoyou said that he would quit, and he called him Rangxian, but in fact, he probably came from home to eat and drink, and by the way, he got tired of spending time with Mo Mo all day long.
I don't know how Momo's cold personality allowed Xiaoyou to succeed?
"Oh yes, Wu Ren."
After Momo ate something, he jumped onto his shoulder skillfully, and by the way used his face as a tissue to wipe it twice, just to wipe his mouth.
"Huh...what are you doing?" Wu Ren wiped his face dumbfounded.
"We have been out for the past few days and found some problems." Momo said, "Although there is no confusion, but I always feel that something is not right."
Wu Ren looked puzzled: "What happened?"
"I can't say that well..." Mo Mo licked his mouth, organized his words and said, "We have recently discovered that there are quite a few cats who like to howl in the middle of the night."
ha?
"You mean, you like to squat on the roof in the middle of the night and howl?" Wu Ren scratched his head.
Isn't this normal... Which cat will never feel lonely and nervous.
"Probably that's what it means. Well, that's not right." Mo Mo wagged his tail, and patted Wu Ren's back with the tip of his tail twice, "The main reason is that when they howled, they were in a state of madness. When we tried to communicate, the cats couldn't hear at all."
"Can't hear?"
He couldn't imagine what the scene was like, so Wu Ren was very confused by Mo Mo's vague description.
Mo Mo is also a little irritable-it seems that the situation is more complicated, maybe it is not easy to describe?
"It's like this meow." Xiaoyou, who was squatting next to him, said, "Those cats meow like they're bewitched. They start howling at a fixed time every night, and they can't stop meowing."
I'm afraid it's not singing addiction.Wu Ren wiped off his cold sweat and asked, "Is this kind of situation common?"
Hearing this, Mo Mo nodded, "Yes. We have circled Lingquan City in the past few days and found that there are about fifteen or six such cats. It seems that new cats are constantly appearing in this situation."
"Don't be some kind of infectious disease!" Wu Ren was startled when he heard this, "Apart from howling ghosts and howling wolves, are there any other symptoms?"
Mo Mo tilted his head and thought for a while, then replied: "No more. These cats are normal during the day, when we asked them, they all said they couldn't remember what happened at night..."
"A cat ghost story in Lingquan?" Wu Ren curled his lips, "What about the scope? Is it a small area of cats like this, or are there everywhere?"
"Meow, there are meows everywhere." Xiaoyou said.
"Um……"
This is a bit powerful.
Wu Ren propped his chin with his hands and began to meditate, but Mo Mo saw that Wu Ren was silent, so he simply called Xiao You together, and the two cats ran into the bathroom.Running outside for the past few days, my body has been covered with a lot of dust, so I have to wash it off when I come back...
Fuck, have they developed a relationship where they can share a bath?
Wu Ren frowned.In order to prevent himself from growling as a single dog, he forcibly diverted his attention, picked up his phone and opened the Cat Guide app.
Although he didn't know what was the reason for what Mo Mo said, he thought there should be clues on the Cat Raising Guide app.Who else can understand various difficult and miscellaneous diseases better than the gods in the sky?Although the scale of the ferry is quite large, it is easy to lose the chain if you actually want to check the information.
cough cough.
Judging from the information heard so far, there may be two reasons for these cats to behave like this-the first is caused by a special disease, and the second is some special reasons.
Disease is easy to understand.Just like some common diseases of cats can cause corresponding symptoms, such as feline distemper can cause cats to vomit, diarrhea, loss of appetite and even dehydration.These cats suddenly like to go crazy in the middle of the night, is it also because of some disease, or food poisoning from eating something bad?
That's what I said, but I feel that I can't explain the current situation.
In contrast, Wu Ren felt that the second reason was more reliable.
The legendary "special circumstances".
This is probably a bit close to science—mysterious stray cats howl collectively in the middle of the night, and they don’t listen to persuasion and look weird. Is it the end of human nature or the end of the cat clan?all in...
Cough, far away.
Probably, it may be because of some special reason that cannot be detected, which caused these cats to behave strangely collectively?
For example, these cats ingested some toxic substances, and suddenly found that they could not see their eyes or hear at night, so they could only sit on the roof and howl?
Wu Ren silently searched the contents of the Cat Raising Guide app, hoping to get some clues from it.
The main goals are in the two books "Common Diseases" and "Cat Behavior".Wu Ren looked down one by one, but couldn't find the relevant content for a long time.
The two cats, Mo Mo and Xiao You, had already finished their bath and came out after drying themselves. Wu Ren was still sitting cross-legged by the bed, holding his phone and struggling to check.
"Mo Mo...Don't tell me, just this kind of cat who likes to howl in the middle of the night is probably a rare case." Wu Ren rubbed his sore eyes, sat up straight and stretched, "I In the encyclopedia-level information, I did not find the same situation as you mentioned."
"Hmm..." Mo Mo lowered his head in thought.
"Do you think it will be, this is a very common situation." Wu Ren asked, pinching his nose, "Aren't your cats weird? It shouldn't be too unusual for them to squat on the roof and bark in the middle of the night."
"That's why I said, I'm not sure if it's a serious problem or not."
Mo Mo said, walked to Wu Ren and squatted down: "Maybe I'm a little too worried, but their behavior is different from our normal appearance."
Wu Ren couldn't help being curious: "Huh? Why is it different?"
"It's hard to say, it's just a feeling." Mo Mo shook his head, "Apart from not listening to persuasion at all, it's not really strange. It just feels that something is not right."
"Okay...then I'll look for it again."
Wu Ren scratched his head and continued to look at the information in the Cat Guide app.
As a result, after reading back and forth for half an hour, Wu Ren searched the two articles up and down, but couldn't find any relevant information.
"So... this condition is not a disease. But it did not appear in the "Cat Behavior" article, so this is a new phenomenon that has recently appeared in the cat family?"
Wu Ren sat by the bed and slowly speculated, recording his thoughts with the pen in his hand.Although this kind of behavior seems to be looking for trouble for nothing, Wu Ren understands that these are all stray cats under Mo Mo's rule.If something really happened but I didn't realize it, it might cause Mo Mo to regain his stable position and shake it again.
Of course, now Mo Mo's force value is the first among all Lingquan cats except for oranges, and his fists are excellent, so naturally no cat dares to come out to provoke.
"It's not a disease... Emerging behaviors... are contagious."
It's not that the disease is contagious, this situation is a bit unbelievable.Is it some kind of "collective hysteria"?Thinking of this, Wu Ren couldn't help shivering.
What is collective hysteria?Let's take a simple example.
There is such a story called "The Meowing Nun". It is said that the nuns in a large French convent suddenly started meowing like a cat one day without warning.
Soon, other nuns joined in, and eventually every nun in the convent meowed.This meaningless noise eventually became the norm—all the nuns would meow for hours at the same time each day.
Residents in the vicinity were annoyed when they heard the meowing of the nuns in the monastery.In the end, the soldiers stationed nearby finally couldn't bear the meowing of the nuns, rushed into the monastery and beat them violently before they were quieted down.
It sounds like a very funny story, but if this is changed to a different background, it may not be so funny.
Like the Chen Sheng Wu Guang Uprising—this is an allusion written into middle school textbooks.Back then, Chen Sheng played such a "collective hysteria" psychological warfare.
What kind of books are collected in the belly of a fish, and foxes are singing on the campfire.Using the ghosts and gods that the people were most afraid of at that time created a kind of panic. In a state of panic, they would naturally believe the so-called "Great Chu Xing, King Chen Sheng".
Then get up the next day to kill the supervising army, and then use the rhetoric of living together and dying together, don't forget each other if you are rich, everyone fell into a very subtle emotion - both panic and excitement .
In this state, people naturally have no IQ at all.So a classic uprising happened.
From this point of view, in fact, many homosexual teachings and rumors have caused harm to society because of the creation of this "collective hysteria" environment.
Then... Why did the cats in Lingquan City suddenly have such symptoms?Could it be that some Harmony came out of the cat?Or cat rumors?
Should be unlikely.According to Mo Mo's personality, such situations should generally be resolutely banned.
And a large group of cats howling like crazy at night, it doesn't seem like a rumor... huh?
and many more.
magic?
Wu Ren seemed to have thought of something suddenly, his eyes widened, and he opened his system panel.He suddenly remembered that he seemed to have received a new system task a week ago.
Open the panel and pull out the task interface, as expected, this time the system task is flowing with a pale yellow light.
[System task: Help the black cat Momo to kill the upcoming demon cat forces in Lingquan City in the bud. 】
[Current cat demonization status: initial stage]
【Remaining Demon Cat (16/16)】
After that brief system description, two new states have been added.Looking at it this way, the mission seems to have already begun.
But this is not Wu Ren's biggest concern now.After looking at his task panel, he breathed a sigh of relief, then turned on his phone again, and found the article "Cultivation of Cats".
My thinking just now was wrong.This is not a disease or anything else. If the cats Momo mentioned are correct, they are probably the "demonization" mentioned in the system task.
And this demonization, of course, will not be recorded in the two articles "Common Diseases" and "Cat Behavior" - this is an abnormal state of cultivation, which should naturally only exist in "Cultivation of Cats"!
Open this to check it out.Sure enough, after a while, Wu Ren found the records and explanations about "demonization" from the detailed text.
There are two common abnormal states in cat cultivation.One is mentioned a long time ago, the state of "dementedness" caused by wrong cultivation methods.The other one is because more "yin qi" is absorbed in the process of absorbing aura, which leads to the demonization of cats.
Yin Qi is a by-product of Reiki, and it is a poisonous by-product.
The aura is dense, and some of it will go deep into the soil.And the soil is mostly yin—in fact, the land has represented "yin" or "death" for a long time.Hell is underground, and people will be buried in the soil after death. All living beings die and return to dust.
The soil actually contains a lot of "yin".While the aura stimulates the fertility of the soil, the accumulated Yin Qi will also be released.Once these yin qi are absorbed by the cat unconsciously, it will form a "demonized" state.
Fundamentally speaking, demonization is also caused by improper cultivation.
Seeing this, Wu Ren had a rough idea in his mind.After pondering for a while, he looked at Mo Mo with a serious expression.
"Mo Mo, I might trouble you to make another trip..."
Thanks to book friends 160617163435853 and book friends 170126163331487 for their rewards!Thank you Lasvina for the thousand rewards!
(End of this chapter)
Live broadcasting is not an easy task. It is undoubtedly a stupid behavior to start live broadcasting in minutes without any preparation.
Don't talk about the live broadcast room, Wu Ren has been studying the live broadcast control panel in the Sky Eye system for a long time.And Taozi's live broadcast naturally needs to be pushed back a little bit.
After all, this is just an idea that I suddenly had. After I have this idea, I need to prepare slowly.For example, what format should I use for the live broadcast? Is it just following Tao Zi throughout the whole process, or is someone else participating...
You also have to think about how to make the live broadcast better and successfully retain the audience-after all, popularity is the foundation.Now that he has decided to broadcast Taozi live, it can't just be a casual mess like Weibo.
Wu Ren has his own ambition, and wants to train Taozi to become a "well-known network anchor Meow".Now that its roots have encountered certain difficulties, it is better to find a way to open up some new ways to get out.
It's better than eating and sleeping all day, and sleeping and eating, right?Eating fat is not good for Taozi's health.
Just like that, two days passed.
Friday, June 5.
Rather than saying that the sun is shining brightly, it is better to say that the weather is steaming and the sun is poisonous.Lingquan City seemed to have suddenly entered the feeling of summer. The inexplicable high temperature forced Wu Ren to turn up his air conditioner.
This morning, Mo Mo, who had been away for four full days, came back.
Of course, Xiaoyou, the lion cat, came back together.
They both appear to be safe and sound, much to Woo-in's relief.However, when he was told that Xiaoyou voluntarily gave up his position as the "meow bully in the front paw area" and was going to live at home all the time, Wu Ren couldn't help being one head and two big.
I have long thought that this female cat has evil intentions, but now it seems that she is really spying on her own environment!
Listening to Mo Mo's report, Wu Ren couldn't help grinning in pain.This Xiaoyou said that he would quit, and he called him Rangxian, but in fact, he probably came from home to eat and drink, and by the way, he got tired of spending time with Mo Mo all day long.
I don't know how Momo's cold personality allowed Xiaoyou to succeed?
"Oh yes, Wu Ren."
After Momo ate something, he jumped onto his shoulder skillfully, and by the way used his face as a tissue to wipe it twice, just to wipe his mouth.
"Huh...what are you doing?" Wu Ren wiped his face dumbfounded.
"We have been out for the past few days and found some problems." Momo said, "Although there is no confusion, but I always feel that something is not right."
Wu Ren looked puzzled: "What happened?"
"I can't say that well..." Mo Mo licked his mouth, organized his words and said, "We have recently discovered that there are quite a few cats who like to howl in the middle of the night."
ha?
"You mean, you like to squat on the roof in the middle of the night and howl?" Wu Ren scratched his head.
Isn't this normal... Which cat will never feel lonely and nervous.
"Probably that's what it means. Well, that's not right." Mo Mo wagged his tail, and patted Wu Ren's back with the tip of his tail twice, "The main reason is that when they howled, they were in a state of madness. When we tried to communicate, the cats couldn't hear at all."
"Can't hear?"
He couldn't imagine what the scene was like, so Wu Ren was very confused by Mo Mo's vague description.
Mo Mo is also a little irritable-it seems that the situation is more complicated, maybe it is not easy to describe?
"It's like this meow." Xiaoyou, who was squatting next to him, said, "Those cats meow like they're bewitched. They start howling at a fixed time every night, and they can't stop meowing."
I'm afraid it's not singing addiction.Wu Ren wiped off his cold sweat and asked, "Is this kind of situation common?"
Hearing this, Mo Mo nodded, "Yes. We have circled Lingquan City in the past few days and found that there are about fifteen or six such cats. It seems that new cats are constantly appearing in this situation."
"Don't be some kind of infectious disease!" Wu Ren was startled when he heard this, "Apart from howling ghosts and howling wolves, are there any other symptoms?"
Mo Mo tilted his head and thought for a while, then replied: "No more. These cats are normal during the day, when we asked them, they all said they couldn't remember what happened at night..."
"A cat ghost story in Lingquan?" Wu Ren curled his lips, "What about the scope? Is it a small area of cats like this, or are there everywhere?"
"Meow, there are meows everywhere." Xiaoyou said.
"Um……"
This is a bit powerful.
Wu Ren propped his chin with his hands and began to meditate, but Mo Mo saw that Wu Ren was silent, so he simply called Xiao You together, and the two cats ran into the bathroom.Running outside for the past few days, my body has been covered with a lot of dust, so I have to wash it off when I come back...
Fuck, have they developed a relationship where they can share a bath?
Wu Ren frowned.In order to prevent himself from growling as a single dog, he forcibly diverted his attention, picked up his phone and opened the Cat Guide app.
Although he didn't know what was the reason for what Mo Mo said, he thought there should be clues on the Cat Raising Guide app.Who else can understand various difficult and miscellaneous diseases better than the gods in the sky?Although the scale of the ferry is quite large, it is easy to lose the chain if you actually want to check the information.
cough cough.
Judging from the information heard so far, there may be two reasons for these cats to behave like this-the first is caused by a special disease, and the second is some special reasons.
Disease is easy to understand.Just like some common diseases of cats can cause corresponding symptoms, such as feline distemper can cause cats to vomit, diarrhea, loss of appetite and even dehydration.These cats suddenly like to go crazy in the middle of the night, is it also because of some disease, or food poisoning from eating something bad?
That's what I said, but I feel that I can't explain the current situation.
In contrast, Wu Ren felt that the second reason was more reliable.
The legendary "special circumstances".
This is probably a bit close to science—mysterious stray cats howl collectively in the middle of the night, and they don’t listen to persuasion and look weird. Is it the end of human nature or the end of the cat clan?all in...
Cough, far away.
Probably, it may be because of some special reason that cannot be detected, which caused these cats to behave strangely collectively?
For example, these cats ingested some toxic substances, and suddenly found that they could not see their eyes or hear at night, so they could only sit on the roof and howl?
Wu Ren silently searched the contents of the Cat Raising Guide app, hoping to get some clues from it.
The main goals are in the two books "Common Diseases" and "Cat Behavior".Wu Ren looked down one by one, but couldn't find the relevant content for a long time.
The two cats, Mo Mo and Xiao You, had already finished their bath and came out after drying themselves. Wu Ren was still sitting cross-legged by the bed, holding his phone and struggling to check.
"Mo Mo...Don't tell me, just this kind of cat who likes to howl in the middle of the night is probably a rare case." Wu Ren rubbed his sore eyes, sat up straight and stretched, "I In the encyclopedia-level information, I did not find the same situation as you mentioned."
"Hmm..." Mo Mo lowered his head in thought.
"Do you think it will be, this is a very common situation." Wu Ren asked, pinching his nose, "Aren't your cats weird? It shouldn't be too unusual for them to squat on the roof and bark in the middle of the night."
"That's why I said, I'm not sure if it's a serious problem or not."
Mo Mo said, walked to Wu Ren and squatted down: "Maybe I'm a little too worried, but their behavior is different from our normal appearance."
Wu Ren couldn't help being curious: "Huh? Why is it different?"
"It's hard to say, it's just a feeling." Mo Mo shook his head, "Apart from not listening to persuasion at all, it's not really strange. It just feels that something is not right."
"Okay...then I'll look for it again."
Wu Ren scratched his head and continued to look at the information in the Cat Guide app.
As a result, after reading back and forth for half an hour, Wu Ren searched the two articles up and down, but couldn't find any relevant information.
"So... this condition is not a disease. But it did not appear in the "Cat Behavior" article, so this is a new phenomenon that has recently appeared in the cat family?"
Wu Ren sat by the bed and slowly speculated, recording his thoughts with the pen in his hand.Although this kind of behavior seems to be looking for trouble for nothing, Wu Ren understands that these are all stray cats under Mo Mo's rule.If something really happened but I didn't realize it, it might cause Mo Mo to regain his stable position and shake it again.
Of course, now Mo Mo's force value is the first among all Lingquan cats except for oranges, and his fists are excellent, so naturally no cat dares to come out to provoke.
"It's not a disease... Emerging behaviors... are contagious."
It's not that the disease is contagious, this situation is a bit unbelievable.Is it some kind of "collective hysteria"?Thinking of this, Wu Ren couldn't help shivering.
What is collective hysteria?Let's take a simple example.
There is such a story called "The Meowing Nun". It is said that the nuns in a large French convent suddenly started meowing like a cat one day without warning.
Soon, other nuns joined in, and eventually every nun in the convent meowed.This meaningless noise eventually became the norm—all the nuns would meow for hours at the same time each day.
Residents in the vicinity were annoyed when they heard the meowing of the nuns in the monastery.In the end, the soldiers stationed nearby finally couldn't bear the meowing of the nuns, rushed into the monastery and beat them violently before they were quieted down.
It sounds like a very funny story, but if this is changed to a different background, it may not be so funny.
Like the Chen Sheng Wu Guang Uprising—this is an allusion written into middle school textbooks.Back then, Chen Sheng played such a "collective hysteria" psychological warfare.
What kind of books are collected in the belly of a fish, and foxes are singing on the campfire.Using the ghosts and gods that the people were most afraid of at that time created a kind of panic. In a state of panic, they would naturally believe the so-called "Great Chu Xing, King Chen Sheng".
Then get up the next day to kill the supervising army, and then use the rhetoric of living together and dying together, don't forget each other if you are rich, everyone fell into a very subtle emotion - both panic and excitement .
In this state, people naturally have no IQ at all.So a classic uprising happened.
From this point of view, in fact, many homosexual teachings and rumors have caused harm to society because of the creation of this "collective hysteria" environment.
Then... Why did the cats in Lingquan City suddenly have such symptoms?Could it be that some Harmony came out of the cat?Or cat rumors?
Should be unlikely.According to Mo Mo's personality, such situations should generally be resolutely banned.
And a large group of cats howling like crazy at night, it doesn't seem like a rumor... huh?
and many more.
magic?
Wu Ren seemed to have thought of something suddenly, his eyes widened, and he opened his system panel.He suddenly remembered that he seemed to have received a new system task a week ago.
Open the panel and pull out the task interface, as expected, this time the system task is flowing with a pale yellow light.
[System task: Help the black cat Momo to kill the upcoming demon cat forces in Lingquan City in the bud. 】
[Current cat demonization status: initial stage]
【Remaining Demon Cat (16/16)】
After that brief system description, two new states have been added.Looking at it this way, the mission seems to have already begun.
But this is not Wu Ren's biggest concern now.After looking at his task panel, he breathed a sigh of relief, then turned on his phone again, and found the article "Cultivation of Cats".
My thinking just now was wrong.This is not a disease or anything else. If the cats Momo mentioned are correct, they are probably the "demonization" mentioned in the system task.
And this demonization, of course, will not be recorded in the two articles "Common Diseases" and "Cat Behavior" - this is an abnormal state of cultivation, which should naturally only exist in "Cultivation of Cats"!
Open this to check it out.Sure enough, after a while, Wu Ren found the records and explanations about "demonization" from the detailed text.
There are two common abnormal states in cat cultivation.One is mentioned a long time ago, the state of "dementedness" caused by wrong cultivation methods.The other one is because more "yin qi" is absorbed in the process of absorbing aura, which leads to the demonization of cats.
Yin Qi is a by-product of Reiki, and it is a poisonous by-product.
The aura is dense, and some of it will go deep into the soil.And the soil is mostly yin—in fact, the land has represented "yin" or "death" for a long time.Hell is underground, and people will be buried in the soil after death. All living beings die and return to dust.
The soil actually contains a lot of "yin".While the aura stimulates the fertility of the soil, the accumulated Yin Qi will also be released.Once these yin qi are absorbed by the cat unconsciously, it will form a "demonized" state.
Fundamentally speaking, demonization is also caused by improper cultivation.
Seeing this, Wu Ren had a rough idea in his mind.After pondering for a while, he looked at Mo Mo with a serious expression.
"Mo Mo, I might trouble you to make another trip..."
Thanks to book friends 160617163435853 and book friends 170126163331487 for their rewards!Thank you Lasvina for the thousand rewards!
(End of this chapter)
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