My cat can cultivate immortality

Chapter 220 Confession of Funeral Affairs ([-])

Okay, let’s talk about Leopard Cat Nana.

The leopard cat Nana was met by Wu Ren on the way back from Kunlun Immortal Palace with Momo, Chocolate and Vanilla.This is an interesting fate.

Nana is a cat who was abandoned for no reason.

At a so-called cocktail party for the upper class, Leopard Cat Nana was given as a gift to the young master of a certain family who happened to have his birthday that day.However, this bear boy expressed that he wanted a brain axe, and hugged him. This leopard cat, which was regarded as a gift by others, was randomly discarded outside the venue for no reason.

Nana was very helpless.Fearing the hustle and bustle of people around it, it climbed to the steeple on the top of the big hotel with its agility.

So Wu Ren and his party, who were sitting on a cat-headed somersault cloud, easily spotted Nana.

Speaking of which, this cat-head-shaped somersault cloud is an exclusive car that he obtained after connecting to the flight control center of Heavenly Court.If you are tired one day at school or in the company, and you look out of the window and see a low cloud that looks like a cat, or the shape of a cat's head, it is probably Wu Ren's exclusive fairyland plane that flew by.

With the completion of various system tasks, Wu Ren's level is also soaring.At this moment, he has reached level 21.The authority of the cat raising system is also greatly expanded.In addition to the upgraded version 3.6.2, it is the permission to connect to the heaven.

The long-range precision strike system, the flight control center, the cargo transportation center—well, the Little Red Bird back then has now officially become the supervisor of cargo transportation between the worlds of immortality and mortal world.This is thanks to Aunt Suzaku. Although the little red bird did smuggling work before, it has done a great good by helping Xuankong Taoist Wang Situ complete the unresolved relationship, and accumulated a lot of merit. Heaven's praise.

Oh, Wang Situ is no longer a Xuankong Taoist, he is now a Xuanxuan Immortal, and his Taoist name is Wukong.Known as the "Splashing Monkey Immortal".

Well, this can be regarded as an expression of heaven's resentment.At the beginning, the stone monkey raised by his family finally went to the Indian gods to become a monk.Therefore, it happened to be the XX year anniversary of the Heavenly Palace, and Wang Situ happened to succeed in becoming a fairy, so the Heavenly Court simply granted him such a fairy name with a strong sense of spoof.

When they met again later, Wu Ren hugged his stomach and smiled at him for 10 minutes, which made the old man a black thread.

Of course, Wang Situ took his "Xiaotong" away in the end.Although the woman had been transformed into a phoenix tree for too long, and she lost all memory, but this did not prevent Wang Situ from being affectionate and righteous, and he insisted on taking her to the sky as a family member.

Wu Ren could only sigh at this.

Okay, back to the little red bird... oh, the little red bird is basically finished.This guy doesn't seem to have any hobbies other than reselling goods to make money, so there's nothing to say.

Let’s talk about the Norwegian Forest Cat Chestnut.

Speaking of which, this cat was a gift from the sister of a popular beauty writer at Qidian.

After returning from Kunlun Immortal Palace, Wu Ren simply stopped concealing it and brought Taozi to live broadcast together—well, live code words.So this product not only became popular at station B (because of the large group of super cute cats at home), but also became popular in the circle of writers.

A certain anchor live-streams code words, Maoroll keyboard code words, and earns a million dollars a month.

Ok, million is out of the question, but 10,000+ is possible.It wasn't until the money earned from the live broadcast that Wu Ren came into his account that he suddenly realized that this group of homosexuals at station B had such a strong spending power.

Of course, my live codeword only lasted for three months, so I had to stop.

On the one hand, my "new book" has been completely written, and the remaining work is to send out the saved manuscripts on time.On the other hand, it is because of the sudden discovery that this big cat named "Chestnut" by the sister of the beautiful writer is actually very talented in writing.

Obviously it wasn't like that before.

At that time, I invited a large number of friends from the writer group to have dinner. When the writer sister held this Norwegian forest cat in her arms, she also said that it likes listening to music and all things with low temperature... All the writer friends also said: The prophecy said that it might be a good hunter.

Who knew that after the actual training, it was discovered that the root of this product turned out to be [writing].

So well-known Internet writer Comrade Wu Ren lost his job.After finishing this book, my computer became Lizi's exclusive coding platform.This guy successfully used his own account to open a fantasy novel.

And don't tell me, it's really well written!Not to mention the pace of the plot is great, the characters are also very lifelike.Except that the protagonist enters a world full of orcs—to be precise, cats. This setting is more eye-catching, everything is great!

Even Wu Ren, the holder of the original writer's account, couldn't help but be overwhelmed after reading what Li Zi wrote.

This product has successfully degenerated from a codeword to an old bookworm.

Then there is the dumpling who is still holding her jio neck and does not let go.

This stuff is just a freak.I was originally a member of the vast number of stray cats in Lingquan, but unwilling to be lonely, I volunteered to come to Wu Ren's house to ask for shelter.He said on the spot that he is a peerless talent, once Wu Ren is willing to take him in, he will definitely shine in the future.

So Wu Ren asked him to do a talent show.

Singing - chattered twice, and was slapped under the table by Mo Mo.

Painting - after Picasso, a new school of abstraction, the cat's paw style, was born.

Dancing - don't.Dancing is just a matter of rolling on the ground a few times, why do you have to scratch the wooden floor with your claws?It is also euphemistically called performance art...

Ouch, Shet.Wu Ren almost threw it out at that time.

With a compassionate attitude, I reluctantly took it in.The name was also quite random. At that time, Wu Ren was so playful that he suddenly wanted to eat dumplings made by himself.

So this product is called dumplings.

It turned out that after adoption, it turned out to be a treasure.

The root of this guy is not something like painting, dancing and singing.It turned out to be 【Music】!
Although singing is hard to listen to, but after a month, when this guy suddenly used the old-fashioned calculator in the utility room at home to press a song that he had never heard before, but it sounded good, Wu Ren was completely shocked. shocked.

This guy turned out to be a genius composer.

So the days of Jiaozi's miserable "making a living by selling cuteness" passed.Instead, it is a small independent room in the cat town.

Inside is a full set of various composing and arranging equipment. Although Wu Ren hasn't spent a lot of money to get another recording studio for it, but the level of the studio it is already using, the quality of the music it produces will definitely not be as good as it is now. industry standards are low.

Up to now, this guy has successfully created three songs, and with the help of Wu Ren and Xue Huazi, he made a music PV and uploaded it to Station B.

So the dumplings became popular.

This product now has its own exclusive B-station ID called "Kung Fu Dumpling wants to be lazy today".Now he has become a big guy famous for his magical brainwashing songs in the VOCALOID original area of ​​station B.

Wu Ren also had to admit that this product is indeed quite good.

Oh yes, I forgot to mention the root of vanilla... the number of words is almost exceeded, let's talk about it in tomorrow's update~
　Some readers said they didn't know what happened.It can be understood that the subscription of this book has plummeted all the way, falling to one-third or even lower than when it was first launched, so the author lost the motivation to continue writing.I chatted with the editor in charge, sorted out my mentality, and prepared for the next book.The main plot will be finished in May, and the finale of the book will be finished in June. Then we will have a long time in Japan, and there will be a period later.Eunuchs don’t know how to be eunuchs, and they don’t know how to be eunuchs even if they throw up the outline.Hmm... I would rather be a bad cat than a eunuch dog.

　　
　
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