My cat can cultivate immortality

Chapter 23 Orange is a Poison
If you wake up with a warm and soft jade beauty in your arms, it must be a great happiness in life.

It is also very pleasant to wake up to be gently awakened by the person you love.

But if you are sitting on your belly by a fat cat weighing more than ten pounds, it wakes you up like a trampoline...

"Hey, my life is full of gloom..."

Seeing Ju Zi happy like a two-hundred-pound child, Wu Ren covered his face with his hands in despair.

It seemed that what I saw just before I fell asleep was not a hallucination.

After practice and adjustment, the orange has now successfully broken through to the foundation building realm.This should have been a happy thing, but seeing it change from thin to round, Wu Ren couldn't help feeling dizzy.

What can I do?Could it be that there is something wrong with Yuqing Immortal Venerable's initiation method?

He hugged the orange with great effort and held it up to his face.

"Old Tie, tell me, why did you become so fat all of a sudden?"

The orange cat blushed (although it couldn't be seen from the outside): "Meow, this... this cat doesn't know meow..."

The sound of this product is a little false, isn't it?
Oh forget it.

At this point, Wu Ren didn't bother to ask any more questions.Although this guy is getting fat now, he still doesn't look like Garfield in the comics, where he can lie on his stomach without touching the ground.Now it seems that oranges are at best slightly fat, and they cannot be called "fat".

Wu Ren sighed and asked, "Then how do you feel now? Has your skill improved after the foundation building is completed?"

"Meow, yes, yes!" Orange waved his paw excitedly, "Now I can control my spiritual power very freely, meow!"

To prove what he said, it raised its front paws all the way to the head of the bed.Wu Ren turned his head and saw the hot water pot on the ground flying up out of thin air, and landed firmly on top of the cup on the bedside table. Then, controlled by Juzi's spiritual power, he poured out a cup of hot water.

It was only when the glass of water slowly flew in front of him through the air that Wu Ren came to his senses from his daze.

Damn it, this kind of operation is a bit against the sky!Not to mention fetching things from the air, he can also control and make fine movements that are much better than human hands. If they don't know that these are caused by the spiritual power of oranges, others may think that there is an invisible person here!
What is the difference between the countless invisible tentacles that have appeared out of thin air?
Thinking of this, Wu Ren's eyes lit up, and he laughed.

Seeing Wu Ren's sudden silver smile, Juzi couldn't help shivering, and quickly woke him up with a disgusted look on his face.

"Wu Ren, this cat can cook by itself now meow!"

"Hey, really?"

"Cheat you for meow?"

Ok, Ok.Immortal Yuqing said in the chat that after this time, he will be able to cook for himself in the kitchen.So now that he said that, he was not very surprised.

It's just that Wu Ren rejected Orange's request to try it in the kitchen now.The extra meal in the morning put a huge burden on him and his body.As for letting Tangerine try cooking—he decided to wait until noon.

It was still early, so Wu Ren planned to use this time to open the computer to code and try to save more manuscripts.

After all, my small shop is about to open, and no one can say whether it will be very busy or not.

But before that, he had to go downstairs to say hello to Mayfair.

When she walked down the stairs with the oranges in her arms, Mayfair had already cleaned up the cups and plates left over from breakfast, and she was sitting at the table near the door, basking in the winter sun and dazed.

I didn't pay attention to observe it two days ago, but now looking at it from a distance, Wu Ren realized that Mayfair's silhouette at this moment is so beautiful and moving.Seeing the girl's hollow eyes under her long eyelashes, he felt distressed for no reason.

"Fair."

Wu Ren walked over and called her softly.Only then did Fei'er recover from her daze, she smiled at Wu Ren with a somewhat complicated expression, and responded softly: "The store manager..."

"I have a sad thing to tell you." Wu Ren put the orange in his arms on the table with great effort, pointed to it and said, "Our handsome and lovely orange is now a fat man."

Mayfair was immediately attracted by the extremely obvious change in the orange.She widened her eyes in surprise, and looked at Wu Ren with completely incomprehensible eyes.

She really couldn't understand why Orange suddenly doubled her measurements in just over an hour.This thing looks more like a fake cat now, lying on its side, it is no different from the cat pillows sold in the store.

Wu Ren shrugged.

Tell Fei'er that Tangerine is fat because of cultivating immortals - she must not believe it, so she didn't bother to answer.However, Mayfair didn't ask any more questions, but showed a strong interest in the enlarged orange.

At first, she just teased the orange and stroked it gently along the fur.After seeing Tangerine enjoying her face and turning her belly up, Mayfair's cat slave nature was completely liberated.

Wu Ren saw with his own eyes that Fei'er had changed from a pretty and quiet girl to a cute kid - at this moment, Fei'er had already picked up the orange into her arms, sucking and rubbing it.

In her arms, the orange was like a pile of orange plasticine in the hands of a child, allowing Mayfair to round and flatten it, squinting her eyes cooperatively, and making a gurgling sound in her throat.

This is very confusing.

When the orange didn't gain weight, Mayfair just thought that the orange was good-looking, and she just stroked and scratched it.I originally thought that this guy might not attract girls if he was fat, but who knew it would be like this now?

Looking at Mayfair's happy look that she can't wait to rub the oranges into her arms, how do you feel that she prefers the fat version of oranges?

Girls have no resistance to fat?What about aesthetics?

Wu Ren, who had a question mark on his head, couldn't ask this question.He could only smile helplessly and turned over his phone, casually looking up "Fat Orange".

Facts have proved that in the eyes of most netizens, orange cats are more attractive when they are fat.

Therefore, orange is a kind of poison.

According to the Internet, "tangerine" seems to be a curse in the cat world.All cats, regardless of breed, as long as they have something to do with orange, they will most likely become fat.

The point is, usually after gaining weight, the orange cat’s painting style will undergo serious changes—no matter how cute and cute it was before, it will end up with a strange appearance.

First, the body shape will gradually change from a bar shape to a spherical shape.From then on, the shit-shoveling officers of the orange cat will never see their cat again, turning into a thin little strip after taking a bath and flushing the water.They will only find that they have raised a medicine ball, and the size of the orange cat will hardly change whether it is flushed or not.

Then, their necks will slowly disappear, and their eyes will gradually become magical.Probably because of the fat, orange cats often don’t like to move anymore—the original liveliness is all gone, and you will only see orange cats lying quietly somewhere, watching silently with very magical eyes looking at you.

Correspondingly, their expressions will become more and more mean.

This is probably why orange cats are very popular on the Internet recently and become the reason why netizens often use emoticons.

Wu Ren looked at the orange in Fei'er's arms and sighed.Will this product also become a mobile emoticon package...

(End of this chapter)