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Chapter 39 Big brother, please don't cheat!
Chapter 39 Big brother, please don't cheat!
The embarrassment of going from online meeting to real face-to-face is that the huge sense of identity gap will suddenly make people feel a little at a loss.
Such as Li Kucha.
When he suddenly realized that the smiling young man in front of him was the author of the novel he had been following for a long time, and he was once called the eldest brother—he, who had always been calm and confident, suddenly felt embarrassed.
Although the nervous Wu Ren didn't realize this at all.
He casually found two cups from the kitchen, then used a rice cooker to boil a pot of water and put it in the pot, and finally took it to the dining table, and sat down carelessly: "Drink some water first, Mr. Bitter Tea. "
The rice cooker boils water, this is the latest research by the unscrupulous Wu Ren, a special usage of the psychic rice cooker.Although logically speaking, it is an illegal operation, but when he exchanged this rice cooker, he didn't have any instructions on how to use it, so he didn't pay much attention to it.
The props issued by the system must be of great quality!
Ahem, let’s get down to business.
The water boiled in a spiritual rice cooker is different.If you rate plain boiled water, then the pot in front of you can probably be called "God-level boiled water".
When Wu Ren drank it for the first time, he even felt that opening a restaurant was superfluous—he didn't even do anything else, just sitting here selling water, and he probably could make a fortune.
Later, I will order some tea and other things, and make a "God-level Longjing", God-level "Maojian", God-level "Pu'er", etc., it is estimated that it will become popular all over the world in minutes.
Okay, let's not talk too much.
Here, Li Kucha took a symbolic sip of the tea Wu Ren handed over, but he suddenly froze.
Refreshing and sweet!This is the real sweetness!
What did I drink before, tap water?
As soon as he swallowed it into his throat, his whole spirit was lifted, as if cold mountain water was pouring down his head under the scorching sun in the dog days. This feeling that made his whole body float was so wonderful that it was hard to imagine. Words!
Li Kucha is not feeling well.
What is the origin of this store?Not only is the rice cooked amazingly, but how can the ordinary tea be so delicious?
At this moment, he also had the same idea as Wu Ren did at the beginning - just selling water can make him rich!
"Why did Mr. Kucha come at this time?" Wu Ren said with some blame, but also some concern, "It's raining so hard, it's not in your style to come to talk about things right now... isn't it?"
This made Li Kucha's old face blush.He really should have stayed in the office, but this morning's surprisingly leisure, coupled with yesterday's various experiences, made him couldn't help but think of the small shop in Changqing.
Of course, I couldn't help but think of Wu Ren's identity——
Author of novels to follow.
So now how to face the young man in front of him, he really has no idea.
So after thinking for a long time, he said hesitantly: "You..."
"Wu Ren. Wu of the army, Ren of benevolence."
"Ah, yes, Wu Ren." With a somewhat embarrassed smile, Li Kucha asked, "Are you really... the author of "Teaching Another World"?"
Sure enough this is the problem.
Wu Ren grinned: "If it's not me, who else could it be?"
"I still want to ask, is the boss of Sanqingfang sitting in front of me, Mr. Li Kucha, a well-known celebrity in Lingquan, the leader of my novel?"
"Exactly." Li Kucha nodded.
"Colorful neon pants? Big pants?"
"Eh... this, it is indeed me."
Li Kucha is so sweaty.He originally thought that for a virtual thing like the Internet, no matter how much he let himself go, he would never be discovered.Why was he suddenly recognized now...
How embarrassing, heh, heh!
"Hahaha, okay, okay." Wu Ren chuckled, "Brother came to my place today, do you want to try our food again?"
"Um... not right!"
Li Kucha suddenly realized that he was being led away by Wu Ren.He immediately came back to his senses with a serious look on his face.
"When I came to you this time, eating was secondary. It was mainly about your novels, and I wanted to discuss something with you."
Wu Ren touched his chin.
A novel about yourself?
Apart from the blade sender and the update reminder, the person who can be related to Li Kucha is probably a character who will appear in the book soon.
This was planned a long time ago, to give his leader and many readers who have always supported him a secondary role in the novel-of course, the premise is that it will not affect the plot.
It just so happens that the character who is about to enter the underpants recently appeared. In the update last night, he also released the news, which can be regarded as a small wave of official spoilers.
Sure enough, Li Kucha frowned, and it took him a long time to hold back a sentence: "About my character..."
"Huh? I know, it's time for your character to appear in tonight's update. I wrote it quite seriously."
Li Kucha was even more sad when he heard this.
After thinking about it, he finally said:
"Big, big brother, please don't be black!"
Wu Ren laughed out loud: "No, brother. You haven't seen the plot yet, how do you know that I'm hacking you in the novel?"
How can I not know? !In Li Kucha's heart, ten thousand muddy horses galloped by. When I got home yesterday and checked my phone, I happened to see a passage from him in the chat group——
It is the whole process from entering the store to after eating.Not to mention the extremely vivid description, this Wu Ren turned out to be very talented, and he guessed his own psychological activities thoroughly.What was written in the passage was almost exactly what I thought in my mind at the time!
He finally understood the meaning of that Internet buzzword - don't fight against your unknown power (the author).
I behaved quite badly yesterday. Looking back now, the plot of following my father to the restaurant for dinner yesterday was exactly like the famous "pretend to punch your face" routine in the novel.
And he was the villain who ended up miserable.
It is estimated that he also left a bad impression in Wu Ren's heart, right?
To be honest, the author is really a terrible thing.If you make him unhappy, then the life and death of your character is really not up to you.
Maybe he is a straight old man, but he just writes him as a lady in women's clothing, or a eunuch, or something more exciting or supporting him... The picture is simply unimaginable.
Maybe I will be dubbed some kind of wonderful title and become a big celebrity among book friends.At that time, other book friends greet each other and say: "Meet the big guy in women's clothing!", "Wow, there are too many women's clothing, everyone run!"
How could he mess around in the book club world?
So this sentence "Brother, please don't be black!", although it is said in a loud voice, it really comes from the heart.
Seeing Li Kucha's constipated appearance, Wu Ren laughed loudly: "Okay, brother, don't worry. Just go home tonight and wait to see. You are so generous with your reward, how could I treat you badly? "
People say that "the speaker has no intention, but the listener does." The more Wu Ren persuaded him, the more uneasy he felt.
In the end, it was Wu Ren who coaxed and lied, used tea instead of wine, had a heart-to-heart conversation, had an in-depth conversation, and communicated deeply (huh? Why is there an extra symbol), and finally managed to reassure him.
Wu Ren also deeply realized how suspicious he, the leader, was.
"Hey, you, everything is fine, but it's too difficult to trust others." Wu Ren spread his hands and said, "We've known each other online for a year or two, don't you know my temper?"
Li Kucha sighed: "That's right... I also discovered recently that this problem of mine is really not very good."
Seeing that he was also a little bored, Wu Ren's heart moved, and he said, "Okay, don't mention these things. Since my brother came all the way to my place today, why don't you hurry up and have a meal here?" Let's go again! It's also right to help me take care of my business."
Li Kucha naturally agreed.
He was also refreshing, ordered a pork belly chicken, and two black chicken soup.Drink one for yourself, and pack one for your father later.It's raining today and I can't go to the park to play chess. I'm afraid he is also very bored at home right now.
"Okay, just wait a moment, the meal will be ready soon!"
After ordering Mayfair to make the order, Wu Ren grinned, turned and walked into the kitchen.
(End of this chapter)
The embarrassment of going from online meeting to real face-to-face is that the huge sense of identity gap will suddenly make people feel a little at a loss.
Such as Li Kucha.
When he suddenly realized that the smiling young man in front of him was the author of the novel he had been following for a long time, and he was once called the eldest brother—he, who had always been calm and confident, suddenly felt embarrassed.
Although the nervous Wu Ren didn't realize this at all.
He casually found two cups from the kitchen, then used a rice cooker to boil a pot of water and put it in the pot, and finally took it to the dining table, and sat down carelessly: "Drink some water first, Mr. Bitter Tea. "
The rice cooker boils water, this is the latest research by the unscrupulous Wu Ren, a special usage of the psychic rice cooker.Although logically speaking, it is an illegal operation, but when he exchanged this rice cooker, he didn't have any instructions on how to use it, so he didn't pay much attention to it.
The props issued by the system must be of great quality!
Ahem, let’s get down to business.
The water boiled in a spiritual rice cooker is different.If you rate plain boiled water, then the pot in front of you can probably be called "God-level boiled water".
When Wu Ren drank it for the first time, he even felt that opening a restaurant was superfluous—he didn't even do anything else, just sitting here selling water, and he probably could make a fortune.
Later, I will order some tea and other things, and make a "God-level Longjing", God-level "Maojian", God-level "Pu'er", etc., it is estimated that it will become popular all over the world in minutes.
Okay, let's not talk too much.
Here, Li Kucha took a symbolic sip of the tea Wu Ren handed over, but he suddenly froze.
Refreshing and sweet!This is the real sweetness!
What did I drink before, tap water?
As soon as he swallowed it into his throat, his whole spirit was lifted, as if cold mountain water was pouring down his head under the scorching sun in the dog days. This feeling that made his whole body float was so wonderful that it was hard to imagine. Words!
Li Kucha is not feeling well.
What is the origin of this store?Not only is the rice cooked amazingly, but how can the ordinary tea be so delicious?
At this moment, he also had the same idea as Wu Ren did at the beginning - just selling water can make him rich!
"Why did Mr. Kucha come at this time?" Wu Ren said with some blame, but also some concern, "It's raining so hard, it's not in your style to come to talk about things right now... isn't it?"
This made Li Kucha's old face blush.He really should have stayed in the office, but this morning's surprisingly leisure, coupled with yesterday's various experiences, made him couldn't help but think of the small shop in Changqing.
Of course, I couldn't help but think of Wu Ren's identity——
Author of novels to follow.
So now how to face the young man in front of him, he really has no idea.
So after thinking for a long time, he said hesitantly: "You..."
"Wu Ren. Wu of the army, Ren of benevolence."
"Ah, yes, Wu Ren." With a somewhat embarrassed smile, Li Kucha asked, "Are you really... the author of "Teaching Another World"?"
Sure enough this is the problem.
Wu Ren grinned: "If it's not me, who else could it be?"
"I still want to ask, is the boss of Sanqingfang sitting in front of me, Mr. Li Kucha, a well-known celebrity in Lingquan, the leader of my novel?"
"Exactly." Li Kucha nodded.
"Colorful neon pants? Big pants?"
"Eh... this, it is indeed me."
Li Kucha is so sweaty.He originally thought that for a virtual thing like the Internet, no matter how much he let himself go, he would never be discovered.Why was he suddenly recognized now...
How embarrassing, heh, heh!
"Hahaha, okay, okay." Wu Ren chuckled, "Brother came to my place today, do you want to try our food again?"
"Um... not right!"
Li Kucha suddenly realized that he was being led away by Wu Ren.He immediately came back to his senses with a serious look on his face.
"When I came to you this time, eating was secondary. It was mainly about your novels, and I wanted to discuss something with you."
Wu Ren touched his chin.
A novel about yourself?
Apart from the blade sender and the update reminder, the person who can be related to Li Kucha is probably a character who will appear in the book soon.
This was planned a long time ago, to give his leader and many readers who have always supported him a secondary role in the novel-of course, the premise is that it will not affect the plot.
It just so happens that the character who is about to enter the underpants recently appeared. In the update last night, he also released the news, which can be regarded as a small wave of official spoilers.
Sure enough, Li Kucha frowned, and it took him a long time to hold back a sentence: "About my character..."
"Huh? I know, it's time for your character to appear in tonight's update. I wrote it quite seriously."
Li Kucha was even more sad when he heard this.
After thinking about it, he finally said:
"Big, big brother, please don't be black!"
Wu Ren laughed out loud: "No, brother. You haven't seen the plot yet, how do you know that I'm hacking you in the novel?"
How can I not know? !In Li Kucha's heart, ten thousand muddy horses galloped by. When I got home yesterday and checked my phone, I happened to see a passage from him in the chat group——
It is the whole process from entering the store to after eating.Not to mention the extremely vivid description, this Wu Ren turned out to be very talented, and he guessed his own psychological activities thoroughly.What was written in the passage was almost exactly what I thought in my mind at the time!
He finally understood the meaning of that Internet buzzword - don't fight against your unknown power (the author).
I behaved quite badly yesterday. Looking back now, the plot of following my father to the restaurant for dinner yesterday was exactly like the famous "pretend to punch your face" routine in the novel.
And he was the villain who ended up miserable.
It is estimated that he also left a bad impression in Wu Ren's heart, right?
To be honest, the author is really a terrible thing.If you make him unhappy, then the life and death of your character is really not up to you.
Maybe he is a straight old man, but he just writes him as a lady in women's clothing, or a eunuch, or something more exciting or supporting him... The picture is simply unimaginable.
Maybe I will be dubbed some kind of wonderful title and become a big celebrity among book friends.At that time, other book friends greet each other and say: "Meet the big guy in women's clothing!", "Wow, there are too many women's clothing, everyone run!"
How could he mess around in the book club world?
So this sentence "Brother, please don't be black!", although it is said in a loud voice, it really comes from the heart.
Seeing Li Kucha's constipated appearance, Wu Ren laughed loudly: "Okay, brother, don't worry. Just go home tonight and wait to see. You are so generous with your reward, how could I treat you badly? "
People say that "the speaker has no intention, but the listener does." The more Wu Ren persuaded him, the more uneasy he felt.
In the end, it was Wu Ren who coaxed and lied, used tea instead of wine, had a heart-to-heart conversation, had an in-depth conversation, and communicated deeply (huh? Why is there an extra symbol), and finally managed to reassure him.
Wu Ren also deeply realized how suspicious he, the leader, was.
"Hey, you, everything is fine, but it's too difficult to trust others." Wu Ren spread his hands and said, "We've known each other online for a year or two, don't you know my temper?"
Li Kucha sighed: "That's right... I also discovered recently that this problem of mine is really not very good."
Seeing that he was also a little bored, Wu Ren's heart moved, and he said, "Okay, don't mention these things. Since my brother came all the way to my place today, why don't you hurry up and have a meal here?" Let's go again! It's also right to help me take care of my business."
Li Kucha naturally agreed.
He was also refreshing, ordered a pork belly chicken, and two black chicken soup.Drink one for yourself, and pack one for your father later.It's raining today and I can't go to the park to play chess. I'm afraid he is also very bored at home right now.
"Okay, just wait a moment, the meal will be ready soon!"
After ordering Mayfair to make the order, Wu Ren grinned, turned and walked into the kitchen.
(End of this chapter)
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