My cat can cultivate immortality
Chapter 75 Accident
Chapter 75 Accident
Seven o'clock in the evening.
Wu Ren returned home exhausted.
It may be due to long-term lack of exercise, and now my physical fitness is very useless.But more, in fact, because the heart is tired.
Guessing people's minds, hypocrisy and submissiveness are really not suitable for a kind-hearted, pure and pure man like Wu Ren.
So when he returned to Changqing, the first thing he did after he put down the orange was to give Fei'er a big bear hug who hadn't reacted.
Mayfair obviously didn't react at all, and stood there with a dull expression.It was only when Wu Ren staggered upstairs that she reacted suddenly.
The first hug between myself and a man of the same age...is it just gone?
Mayfair's face turned red.She didn't know whether it was shame or surprise, she rushed up the stairs in a panic, and grabbed Wu Ren's belt.
Uh... It seems that the position of pulling is not very ideal.
Wu Ren turned around strangely: "Fair, what's wrong?"
How did he react so normally?
As a result, before Wu Ren said anything, she panicked herself.
"I... you, you...?"
"Ah? What's wrong?"
What's wrong, how can you be so proficient!Fei'er's heart is extremely complicated, obviously he took the initiative to hug her, why is he still looking innocent now?
After a long time, she slowly calmed down, let go of her hand and asked, "What's the matter today? You look very tired..."
"Hey, don't mention it..." Wu Ren got a headache when he thought about it, "It wasn't that mission, but I went to be a flower picker and got caught."
……
Mayfair spit out a big trough and didn't know where to start.So who are flower pickers?There was also the inexplicable bear hug just now, she was too embarrassed to ask, but Wu Ren didn't mean to say anything at all.
Only Tangerine, who was walking up the stairs slowly beside her, looked back at her with a meaningful look when he passed by her.
The tip of its tail ticked left and right, matching with the orange's devilish expression, it gave Mayfair the feeling that it was laughing at itself: "I'm low on defense, I'm going to be eaten tofu~".
Wu Ren had already yelled for Tao Zi in a very hopeless way, walked into the room and threw himself on the bed, only Fei'er was still standing on the stairs in a daze.She bit her lower lip lightly, pinching the hem of her pajamas with both hands, with a delicate expression.
Well, of course Wu Ren didn't do it on purpose.
It's just that I feel tired and want to find someone to vent this feeling.It's just that he seems to have chosen the wrong method for no reason, and even picked up a girl by the way...?
When he realized it, he couldn't help lying on the bed with a wry smile.If I do this myself, I'm afraid it will be considered as the boss taking advantage of the employees, a standard scumbag behavior, right?
Tsk tsk, maybe Mayfair will hate her from now on.
I have to apologize to her when I go downstairs later.
But... right now, it's still the right way to suck cats!Pick up the peach, rub it and put it on your face, then take a deep breath.
"Suck--"
Ah ♂~
It is simply the supreme happiness in life. After going out for a day and working hard, you can be instantly healed by sister Taozi when you come back. Wu Ren showed an idiotic smile.
"Oh meow, is Wu Ren very tired today?" Taozi walked around Wu Ren's head after being put down, then lay down and rubbed his chin with her head.
"Hey hey hey hahaha, I'm not tired or tired." Rubbing its cat ears, Wu Ren smiled even more obscenely, "With a caring little angel like my peach, I'm not tired at all."
Feeling Taozi's soft hair, Wu Ren narrowed his eyes happily.At this moment, he has a feeling that he is the real winner in life when he is surrounded by cats.As for those shit-shoveling officers who are slaves to cats, hahahaha, you hot chicks, look at me?
What responded to him was a powerful and heavy-actually not too strong cat fist.
Tangerine, who was obviously held by him almost the whole time, pretended to be very tired and threw himself on the bed at this time.
"Sister Taozi, come and lick my brother's fur, meow. I was taken off by Wu Ren to be a coolie today, so tired, meow!"
As a cat, is it really okay for you to be so shameless?
"Aww, lick Brother Tangerine's fur~"
But Taozi still likes this set.
Wu Ren:? ? ?
Maybe life is like this, falling out of favor is not falling out of favor, just in seconds.Seeing Tangerine happily turning up her stomach and purring like a cat, Wu Ren felt uneasy for a while.
"Orange, I remembered, you have been out for a day, and you dare to go to my bed without taking a shower!"
"Oh, don't worry about it meow." Orange raised his paw and waved, "Didn't you just lie down like this without taking a shower?"
"Hey? Dare to be stubborn! I think we need a deep male communication, bracket laugh."
"Meow?! Why did I hear a philosophical symbol in your words? What the hell is a bracket laugh?!"
Juzi's eyes widened suddenly, and he tilted his head to look at Wu Ren.A bad premonition suddenly surged in his heart.Wu Ren didn't care about its reaction at all, stood up suddenly, picked up the orange by the waist, and walked to the bathroom.
"Hey hey, a man's feelings naturally need to be communicated in a bath!"
……
cough cough.
Please don't doubt the safety of Wu Ren and Tangerine taking a bath together.As a comprehension cat, although Juzi is not invulnerable to all kinds of poisons, her resistance to various diseases and other things is much stronger than that of Wu Ren.
As for being afraid of water?Long gone.
When this guy took a bath last time, for some reason, he suddenly became interested in things like water.Trying to control the water with psychic power, and let yourself float in the tub.
It was precisely because of this that he played in the bathroom for a full three hours that time.When I came out, I not only learned to swim, but also managed to waste [-] liters of hot water in the electric water heater.
A model of a prodigal family, when pushing big oranges.
Okay, let's not mention the content of the bath for now.
Half an hour later, one person and one cat came downstairs refreshed.Mayfair was still lying on the front desk watching the show.It seems that she has finished watching Sima Yi recently, and she seems to be watching the tomb robbery drama that was very popular some time ago.
Fei'er's expression was tense, her eyes were wide open, she was very absorbed in watching, and she felt that if she was touched at this moment, she might be frightened and jump up on the spot.
So after thinking about it, Wu Ren still didn't disturb her.Leaving the silver fennel casually in the backyard, Wu Ren sat on the sofa in front of the store with oranges, peaches and Guoguo.
It was almost dark outside.There are not too many people on the street at the moment, maybe everyone has been working for a week, and now they are staying at home to catch up on sleep, right?
With nothing to do, Wu Ren took out his mobile phone and opened the writer's background, intending to check today's income status.
Maybe it's because my book is about to end?In the past few days, his subscriptions have not decreased but increased.It was only later that I found out that it was Lao Tie who was in charge of editing, and gave myself a small recommendation.
Just about to open QQ and thank you, unexpectedly, the orange next to me suddenly gave me a paw.
"What?"
"Shh, Wu Ren, look outside meow!"
What outside?Wu Ren turned his head to look.Because of the bright lights in the room, it took a long time for his eyes to adapt before he could barely see the scene outside.
Uh……
That is……
a black cat?
In the light and shadow of the street lamp, a black shadow appeared unnaturally.Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a cat.The whole body is covered with black fur, it looks like a piece of...
"...Heitan? Is that you, Heitan?"
Okay, don't worry about what this bastard Wu Ren is talking about.He read too many pet novels, and he blurted out some things involuntarily.
Surprised, Wu Ren took a few cats and squatted by the glass door looking out.
The black cat had its back to them and looked as if it was about to cross the road.But the various vehicles that drive by on the street from time to time make it raise its paws and put them down several times.
After hesitating for a long time, it took a look at nothing, and walked briskly towards the middle of the road.
However, at this moment, a beam of car high beams hit it.Seeing this scene, Wu Ren suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.
The roar of the car engine came from far away.
It seems that the driver suddenly found a cat squatting in the middle of the road when he got close.So he quickly pressed the car horn.
However, for some reason, the black cat seemed to be frozen, staring blankly at the headlights, motionless.
A car rushing at high speed appeared in Wu Ren's sight.At this speed, the distance of a few meters can be reached in the blink of an eye.But the black cat arched its back and remained motionless as if bound.
His pupils instantly narrowed.
next moment.
With a muffled "bang", it hit Wu Ren's chest like a heavy hammer.
……
----
----
Ouch, it broke again.
PS: Please don't try to teach your cat to cross the road.
Thanks to Miao Ya Miao, thank you for never leaving, and the old cat in the sky for your reward!
(End of this chapter)
Seven o'clock in the evening.
Wu Ren returned home exhausted.
It may be due to long-term lack of exercise, and now my physical fitness is very useless.But more, in fact, because the heart is tired.
Guessing people's minds, hypocrisy and submissiveness are really not suitable for a kind-hearted, pure and pure man like Wu Ren.
So when he returned to Changqing, the first thing he did after he put down the orange was to give Fei'er a big bear hug who hadn't reacted.
Mayfair obviously didn't react at all, and stood there with a dull expression.It was only when Wu Ren staggered upstairs that she reacted suddenly.
The first hug between myself and a man of the same age...is it just gone?
Mayfair's face turned red.She didn't know whether it was shame or surprise, she rushed up the stairs in a panic, and grabbed Wu Ren's belt.
Uh... It seems that the position of pulling is not very ideal.
Wu Ren turned around strangely: "Fair, what's wrong?"
How did he react so normally?
As a result, before Wu Ren said anything, she panicked herself.
"I... you, you...?"
"Ah? What's wrong?"
What's wrong, how can you be so proficient!Fei'er's heart is extremely complicated, obviously he took the initiative to hug her, why is he still looking innocent now?
After a long time, she slowly calmed down, let go of her hand and asked, "What's the matter today? You look very tired..."
"Hey, don't mention it..." Wu Ren got a headache when he thought about it, "It wasn't that mission, but I went to be a flower picker and got caught."
……
Mayfair spit out a big trough and didn't know where to start.So who are flower pickers?There was also the inexplicable bear hug just now, she was too embarrassed to ask, but Wu Ren didn't mean to say anything at all.
Only Tangerine, who was walking up the stairs slowly beside her, looked back at her with a meaningful look when he passed by her.
The tip of its tail ticked left and right, matching with the orange's devilish expression, it gave Mayfair the feeling that it was laughing at itself: "I'm low on defense, I'm going to be eaten tofu~".
Wu Ren had already yelled for Tao Zi in a very hopeless way, walked into the room and threw himself on the bed, only Fei'er was still standing on the stairs in a daze.She bit her lower lip lightly, pinching the hem of her pajamas with both hands, with a delicate expression.
Well, of course Wu Ren didn't do it on purpose.
It's just that I feel tired and want to find someone to vent this feeling.It's just that he seems to have chosen the wrong method for no reason, and even picked up a girl by the way...?
When he realized it, he couldn't help lying on the bed with a wry smile.If I do this myself, I'm afraid it will be considered as the boss taking advantage of the employees, a standard scumbag behavior, right?
Tsk tsk, maybe Mayfair will hate her from now on.
I have to apologize to her when I go downstairs later.
But... right now, it's still the right way to suck cats!Pick up the peach, rub it and put it on your face, then take a deep breath.
"Suck--"
Ah ♂~
It is simply the supreme happiness in life. After going out for a day and working hard, you can be instantly healed by sister Taozi when you come back. Wu Ren showed an idiotic smile.
"Oh meow, is Wu Ren very tired today?" Taozi walked around Wu Ren's head after being put down, then lay down and rubbed his chin with her head.
"Hey hey hey hahaha, I'm not tired or tired." Rubbing its cat ears, Wu Ren smiled even more obscenely, "With a caring little angel like my peach, I'm not tired at all."
Feeling Taozi's soft hair, Wu Ren narrowed his eyes happily.At this moment, he has a feeling that he is the real winner in life when he is surrounded by cats.As for those shit-shoveling officers who are slaves to cats, hahahaha, you hot chicks, look at me?
What responded to him was a powerful and heavy-actually not too strong cat fist.
Tangerine, who was obviously held by him almost the whole time, pretended to be very tired and threw himself on the bed at this time.
"Sister Taozi, come and lick my brother's fur, meow. I was taken off by Wu Ren to be a coolie today, so tired, meow!"
As a cat, is it really okay for you to be so shameless?
"Aww, lick Brother Tangerine's fur~"
But Taozi still likes this set.
Wu Ren:? ? ?
Maybe life is like this, falling out of favor is not falling out of favor, just in seconds.Seeing Tangerine happily turning up her stomach and purring like a cat, Wu Ren felt uneasy for a while.
"Orange, I remembered, you have been out for a day, and you dare to go to my bed without taking a shower!"
"Oh, don't worry about it meow." Orange raised his paw and waved, "Didn't you just lie down like this without taking a shower?"
"Hey? Dare to be stubborn! I think we need a deep male communication, bracket laugh."
"Meow?! Why did I hear a philosophical symbol in your words? What the hell is a bracket laugh?!"
Juzi's eyes widened suddenly, and he tilted his head to look at Wu Ren.A bad premonition suddenly surged in his heart.Wu Ren didn't care about its reaction at all, stood up suddenly, picked up the orange by the waist, and walked to the bathroom.
"Hey hey, a man's feelings naturally need to be communicated in a bath!"
……
cough cough.
Please don't doubt the safety of Wu Ren and Tangerine taking a bath together.As a comprehension cat, although Juzi is not invulnerable to all kinds of poisons, her resistance to various diseases and other things is much stronger than that of Wu Ren.
As for being afraid of water?Long gone.
When this guy took a bath last time, for some reason, he suddenly became interested in things like water.Trying to control the water with psychic power, and let yourself float in the tub.
It was precisely because of this that he played in the bathroom for a full three hours that time.When I came out, I not only learned to swim, but also managed to waste [-] liters of hot water in the electric water heater.
A model of a prodigal family, when pushing big oranges.
Okay, let's not mention the content of the bath for now.
Half an hour later, one person and one cat came downstairs refreshed.Mayfair was still lying on the front desk watching the show.It seems that she has finished watching Sima Yi recently, and she seems to be watching the tomb robbery drama that was very popular some time ago.
Fei'er's expression was tense, her eyes were wide open, she was very absorbed in watching, and she felt that if she was touched at this moment, she might be frightened and jump up on the spot.
So after thinking about it, Wu Ren still didn't disturb her.Leaving the silver fennel casually in the backyard, Wu Ren sat on the sofa in front of the store with oranges, peaches and Guoguo.
It was almost dark outside.There are not too many people on the street at the moment, maybe everyone has been working for a week, and now they are staying at home to catch up on sleep, right?
With nothing to do, Wu Ren took out his mobile phone and opened the writer's background, intending to check today's income status.
Maybe it's because my book is about to end?In the past few days, his subscriptions have not decreased but increased.It was only later that I found out that it was Lao Tie who was in charge of editing, and gave myself a small recommendation.
Just about to open QQ and thank you, unexpectedly, the orange next to me suddenly gave me a paw.
"What?"
"Shh, Wu Ren, look outside meow!"
What outside?Wu Ren turned his head to look.Because of the bright lights in the room, it took a long time for his eyes to adapt before he could barely see the scene outside.
Uh……
That is……
a black cat?
In the light and shadow of the street lamp, a black shadow appeared unnaturally.Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a cat.The whole body is covered with black fur, it looks like a piece of...
"...Heitan? Is that you, Heitan?"
Okay, don't worry about what this bastard Wu Ren is talking about.He read too many pet novels, and he blurted out some things involuntarily.
Surprised, Wu Ren took a few cats and squatted by the glass door looking out.
The black cat had its back to them and looked as if it was about to cross the road.But the various vehicles that drive by on the street from time to time make it raise its paws and put them down several times.
After hesitating for a long time, it took a look at nothing, and walked briskly towards the middle of the road.
However, at this moment, a beam of car high beams hit it.Seeing this scene, Wu Ren suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.
The roar of the car engine came from far away.
It seems that the driver suddenly found a cat squatting in the middle of the road when he got close.So he quickly pressed the car horn.
However, for some reason, the black cat seemed to be frozen, staring blankly at the headlights, motionless.
A car rushing at high speed appeared in Wu Ren's sight.At this speed, the distance of a few meters can be reached in the blink of an eye.But the black cat arched its back and remained motionless as if bound.
His pupils instantly narrowed.
next moment.
With a muffled "bang", it hit Wu Ren's chest like a heavy hammer.
……
----
----
Ouch, it broke again.
PS: Please don't try to teach your cat to cross the road.
Thanks to Miao Ya Miao, thank you for never leaving, and the old cat in the sky for your reward!
(End of this chapter)
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