My cat can cultivate immortality
Chapter 84 Women's Clothing Doesn't Exist
Chapter 84 Women's Clothing Doesn't Exist
For most domestic pet cats, neutering is of course a good choice.
But Wu Ren is different.
He is a man who can guide cats to cultivate immortality.If I can't even solve the small problem of estrus after cultivating immortality, then what's the use of this spiritual energy?
But even though he had this confidence, he still couldn't speak clearly.After all, it's fine for Fei'er and Xiao Wan to know about this kind of thing, but it's still not good for others to know too much.
So in the face of Boss Zhou's surprised gaze, Wu Ren had no choice but to make another excuse of his panacea.
"In fact, I have a folk remedy here, so that my cat no longer has to worry about the estrus problem. So, I haven't considered making it undergo surgery yet."
Although the woman on the sofa next to her directly put on a "ghosts believe you" expression, Wu Ren just chuckled cheekily and didn't intend to explain this matter at all.
Fortunately, this matter is not so urgent.After all, even if Taozi might be approaching estrus, it would take some time before she could consider surgery.In Zhou Xuan's understanding, Wu Ren would probably think about whether to undergo sterilization again during this period, so she didn't ask any more.
After asking some more questions about the cat's living conditions, she got up and said goodbye.When she went downstairs, she found Tangerine teasing her little hair at the front desk, and the woman was shocked again.
After all, Orange hasn't appeared since she entered the door—probably she was sleeping in the kitchen cabinet at that time.It popped up suddenly at this moment, coupled with its rather round body shape, it really has a lot of impact.
As if realizing something, the woman told Wu Ren again seriously that he must not feed the peaches too fat, saying that the cat would become lazy and bad for the body.
Wu Ren could only agree, and cast a helpless glance at Orange.This guy didn't have the consciousness of being used as a negative teaching material at all, and he had a great time playing it.
After sending Zhou Xuan away, Wu Ren sat down on the chair at the front desk, watching Tangerine squatting next to Xiaofa, sniffing around non-stop.
"Orange, what are you doing?" He looked curious, touched his nose and asked, "Don't want to eat our little hair, you Ya Die!"
Hearing this, Juzi glanced at Wu Ren with disgust: "You two-legged beasts are thinking about meow with your stomach?!"
"Meow meow? You, a fat cat, have the right to question me?"
"Cut, stupid human being." Orange stuck out his tongue and licked his nose, "Wu Ren, since you planted this fairy grass, you haven't paid special attention to meow, and you haven't even noticed any special changes in it!"
Is that so?Wu Ren blinked, got up and walked around to check.
As smart as Wu Ren, after watching it for 3 minutes, he discovered the difference in Xiaofa.
"This, this, it's too green!" Wu Ren pointed at Xiaofa's leaves and exclaimed, "This green can still move, look at it like this, does it still glow at night?"
"Sluggish meow."
Ignoring the complaints about dropping oranges, Wu Ren quickly took out his phone.
Cat Raising Guide App—Bookshelf—Illustrated Book Encyclopedia—"Treasures of Heaven and Earth".
Now he can use the app proficiently.Follow the catalog and open the description of "A Little Hair".
After a little research, Wu Ren discovered that this is a sign that it has grown to a certain stage and is ready to change into the next form.The breath of life is overflowing, the green light is exposed and flowing, and the golden flowers are in full bloom - and the next step should be "when the night falls, the golden light flourishes and turns into a tree".
This is more fantasy.
Although I am no longer surprised by such things as cultivating immortals, I have never seen this kind of "golden light and prosperity" plant breakthrough scene.
He couldn't help being a little curious.
So Wu Ren decided to stay up a little longer tonight to see what the legendary spectacle was like.
The afternoon naturally passed peacefully.Wu Ren was typing and saving manuscripts upstairs with a depressed head. Fei'er took a nap, then played with the cat, opened for business in the afternoon and closed at night.
Oh yes, in the middle, I still don't forget to come up occasionally to care for Wu Ren, and change the pot of hot water for him.
The two of them seem to have gradually formed a tacit understanding. Although chatting is not as frequent as before, everything they do will become natural.
Taozi is also very well-behaved, she doesn't follow Guoguo and the others to run around like mad.When Wu Ren coded, it dragged its pumpkin cot over, lay down beside the computer desk, and watched Wu Ren's code quietly.Occasionally, it would meow and act coquettishly, asking Wu Ren to reach out and touch it.
time flies.
Wu Ren stared and sat in front of the computer until nine o'clock in the evening.I belatedly got up, ate a supper, and then took a shower.By the time he came to his senses, it was already past ten o'clock.
From afternoon to now, in six hours, he has only written [-] words.As a semi-full-time writer, this speed has been significantly lower than his normal speed.But Wu Ren not only didn't find it strange, but after finishing writing, he felt a long sigh of relief.
As for why... the reason is actually very simple.
He no longer has to write in order to survive.If the previous two books were forced to do this kind of commercial writing because of survival, this new book is completely freeing myself.
Every sentence in each chapter has been carefully thought out, never pouring water, never delaying the rhythm.He planned the content of this book from the very beginning, only writing about the dreams in his heart, not for others, not for others.
As for whether readers can accept this brand-new theme style, it is out of his consideration.
Generally speaking, after a writer completes a book, the subject matter of the second book will not change much—because the previous book has already accumulated its own reader base, the next book will attract attention when it starts And support, so you don't have to go through the troubled path of a newcomer author again.
But Wu Renpi.This guy feels that he has more than 18 deposits in his account, which is very inflated.So he simply changed the channel to contribute. Although he might lose a lot of readers, he didn't regret it.
Compared with this kind of thing, what he needs to consider more is how to use his hand speed advantage to save another hundred chapters as before.
In the book review area, old readers have already started to build a building, threatening to let him owe a debt while the new book is still in issue, so that he can press him for women's clothing...
cough cough.
What doesn't exist, women's clothing, doesn't exist.
In order to prevent himself from falling asleep, Wu Ren turned on the live broadcast platform of Blilili, the world's largest same-sex dating website.This is a new vegetable patch he recently discovered... oh no, a new continent.
Blilili has a huge flow of people, and the classification of live broadcast platforms is also diverse.Recently, he found a magical anchor from the strange live broadcast room.
This anchor was originally a singer, but she raised a chinjila, and she seemed to dislike music very much.So every time she broadcasts live, she sings and sings, and the cat jumps on her body and covers her mouth, as if she looks disgusted.
Why is the host girl still a cat slave?
So this live broadcast room often has such a scene: the anchor girl sings, sings and sings and stops, and the scene gradually loses control. In the end, the live broadcast room changes from a singing live broadcast room to a cat masturbation live broadcast room.
However, there are quite a few homosexuals in this group of station B who like it, and all kinds of "envy", "cat and wife can't have sex", and "I've never seen XXXX" float on the screen.
Well, Wu Ren is also one of them.
So with an idiotic smile on his face, this guy watched the live broadcast and saw it in the middle of the night.
When he remembered to check the time, the clock in the lower right corner of the computer had jumped to 0:02.
"Mom!"
With a cry of surprise, Wu Ren quickly jumped up, picked up the oranges on the bed and tucked them under his elbows, and rushed to the first floor.
Thank you book friend 140621065102146 for your reward!Lao Tie said this chapter is very sharp (hehehe)
(End of this chapter)
For most domestic pet cats, neutering is of course a good choice.
But Wu Ren is different.
He is a man who can guide cats to cultivate immortality.If I can't even solve the small problem of estrus after cultivating immortality, then what's the use of this spiritual energy?
But even though he had this confidence, he still couldn't speak clearly.After all, it's fine for Fei'er and Xiao Wan to know about this kind of thing, but it's still not good for others to know too much.
So in the face of Boss Zhou's surprised gaze, Wu Ren had no choice but to make another excuse of his panacea.
"In fact, I have a folk remedy here, so that my cat no longer has to worry about the estrus problem. So, I haven't considered making it undergo surgery yet."
Although the woman on the sofa next to her directly put on a "ghosts believe you" expression, Wu Ren just chuckled cheekily and didn't intend to explain this matter at all.
Fortunately, this matter is not so urgent.After all, even if Taozi might be approaching estrus, it would take some time before she could consider surgery.In Zhou Xuan's understanding, Wu Ren would probably think about whether to undergo sterilization again during this period, so she didn't ask any more.
After asking some more questions about the cat's living conditions, she got up and said goodbye.When she went downstairs, she found Tangerine teasing her little hair at the front desk, and the woman was shocked again.
After all, Orange hasn't appeared since she entered the door—probably she was sleeping in the kitchen cabinet at that time.It popped up suddenly at this moment, coupled with its rather round body shape, it really has a lot of impact.
As if realizing something, the woman told Wu Ren again seriously that he must not feed the peaches too fat, saying that the cat would become lazy and bad for the body.
Wu Ren could only agree, and cast a helpless glance at Orange.This guy didn't have the consciousness of being used as a negative teaching material at all, and he had a great time playing it.
After sending Zhou Xuan away, Wu Ren sat down on the chair at the front desk, watching Tangerine squatting next to Xiaofa, sniffing around non-stop.
"Orange, what are you doing?" He looked curious, touched his nose and asked, "Don't want to eat our little hair, you Ya Die!"
Hearing this, Juzi glanced at Wu Ren with disgust: "You two-legged beasts are thinking about meow with your stomach?!"
"Meow meow? You, a fat cat, have the right to question me?"
"Cut, stupid human being." Orange stuck out his tongue and licked his nose, "Wu Ren, since you planted this fairy grass, you haven't paid special attention to meow, and you haven't even noticed any special changes in it!"
Is that so?Wu Ren blinked, got up and walked around to check.
As smart as Wu Ren, after watching it for 3 minutes, he discovered the difference in Xiaofa.
"This, this, it's too green!" Wu Ren pointed at Xiaofa's leaves and exclaimed, "This green can still move, look at it like this, does it still glow at night?"
"Sluggish meow."
Ignoring the complaints about dropping oranges, Wu Ren quickly took out his phone.
Cat Raising Guide App—Bookshelf—Illustrated Book Encyclopedia—"Treasures of Heaven and Earth".
Now he can use the app proficiently.Follow the catalog and open the description of "A Little Hair".
After a little research, Wu Ren discovered that this is a sign that it has grown to a certain stage and is ready to change into the next form.The breath of life is overflowing, the green light is exposed and flowing, and the golden flowers are in full bloom - and the next step should be "when the night falls, the golden light flourishes and turns into a tree".
This is more fantasy.
Although I am no longer surprised by such things as cultivating immortals, I have never seen this kind of "golden light and prosperity" plant breakthrough scene.
He couldn't help being a little curious.
So Wu Ren decided to stay up a little longer tonight to see what the legendary spectacle was like.
The afternoon naturally passed peacefully.Wu Ren was typing and saving manuscripts upstairs with a depressed head. Fei'er took a nap, then played with the cat, opened for business in the afternoon and closed at night.
Oh yes, in the middle, I still don't forget to come up occasionally to care for Wu Ren, and change the pot of hot water for him.
The two of them seem to have gradually formed a tacit understanding. Although chatting is not as frequent as before, everything they do will become natural.
Taozi is also very well-behaved, she doesn't follow Guoguo and the others to run around like mad.When Wu Ren coded, it dragged its pumpkin cot over, lay down beside the computer desk, and watched Wu Ren's code quietly.Occasionally, it would meow and act coquettishly, asking Wu Ren to reach out and touch it.
time flies.
Wu Ren stared and sat in front of the computer until nine o'clock in the evening.I belatedly got up, ate a supper, and then took a shower.By the time he came to his senses, it was already past ten o'clock.
From afternoon to now, in six hours, he has only written [-] words.As a semi-full-time writer, this speed has been significantly lower than his normal speed.But Wu Ren not only didn't find it strange, but after finishing writing, he felt a long sigh of relief.
As for why... the reason is actually very simple.
He no longer has to write in order to survive.If the previous two books were forced to do this kind of commercial writing because of survival, this new book is completely freeing myself.
Every sentence in each chapter has been carefully thought out, never pouring water, never delaying the rhythm.He planned the content of this book from the very beginning, only writing about the dreams in his heart, not for others, not for others.
As for whether readers can accept this brand-new theme style, it is out of his consideration.
Generally speaking, after a writer completes a book, the subject matter of the second book will not change much—because the previous book has already accumulated its own reader base, the next book will attract attention when it starts And support, so you don't have to go through the troubled path of a newcomer author again.
But Wu Renpi.This guy feels that he has more than 18 deposits in his account, which is very inflated.So he simply changed the channel to contribute. Although he might lose a lot of readers, he didn't regret it.
Compared with this kind of thing, what he needs to consider more is how to use his hand speed advantage to save another hundred chapters as before.
In the book review area, old readers have already started to build a building, threatening to let him owe a debt while the new book is still in issue, so that he can press him for women's clothing...
cough cough.
What doesn't exist, women's clothing, doesn't exist.
In order to prevent himself from falling asleep, Wu Ren turned on the live broadcast platform of Blilili, the world's largest same-sex dating website.This is a new vegetable patch he recently discovered... oh no, a new continent.
Blilili has a huge flow of people, and the classification of live broadcast platforms is also diverse.Recently, he found a magical anchor from the strange live broadcast room.
This anchor was originally a singer, but she raised a chinjila, and she seemed to dislike music very much.So every time she broadcasts live, she sings and sings, and the cat jumps on her body and covers her mouth, as if she looks disgusted.
Why is the host girl still a cat slave?
So this live broadcast room often has such a scene: the anchor girl sings, sings and sings and stops, and the scene gradually loses control. In the end, the live broadcast room changes from a singing live broadcast room to a cat masturbation live broadcast room.
However, there are quite a few homosexuals in this group of station B who like it, and all kinds of "envy", "cat and wife can't have sex", and "I've never seen XXXX" float on the screen.
Well, Wu Ren is also one of them.
So with an idiotic smile on his face, this guy watched the live broadcast and saw it in the middle of the night.
When he remembered to check the time, the clock in the lower right corner of the computer had jumped to 0:02.
"Mom!"
With a cry of surprise, Wu Ren quickly jumped up, picked up the oranges on the bed and tucked them under his elbows, and rushed to the first floor.
Thank you book friend 140621065102146 for your reward!Lao Tie said this chapter is very sharp (hehehe)
(End of this chapter)
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