Kill the heavens from sleep

Chapter 105

"woo woo woo woo."

In the room, Liu Bei was crying sadly.

But the big-eared thief is worthy of being a hero, and soon found that if he continued like this, his reputation would definitely be lost.

"No, I am the one who will be the emperor in the future, and I must not be a woman or child!"

Feeling ruthless, and gritting her teeth, Liu Bei's "sister" hastily pulled out the saber from her waist, and then she was about to chop at the box containing the woman's clothes.

But when his sword was about to see the clothes, sister Liu Bei couldn't bear it anymore.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooah!"

As he said that, he threw the sword away again, and then wept bitterly while hugging the clothes.

"My lord, what's the matter with you?"

The entourage who accompanied him heard Liu Bei's crying outside, and couldn't help asking.

"I'm fine, I'm fine! Don't come in."

Liu Bei was deeply afraid that his followers would find out his embarrassment when they entered, so he stopped his crying.

At this time, the effect of the pseudonym pill has not been fully activated, and Liu Bei's "sister" can still control it a little.

So after barely getting through the middle of the night, under the effect of the pseudo-niang pill, the feeling in Liu Bei's heart became more and more intense, and then unconsciously, he quietly lit the lamp and walked towards the box Wang Yueban gave him.

In the beginning, Liu Bei's "sister" actually had some resistance in her heart, but when he couldn't help reaching for the dress, things began to get out of hand.

Early the next morning, when Wang Yueban, Cai Shi, and Zhen Ji had just fallen asleep after a busy night, the post office in Xiangyang City was completely blown up.

The servants, as if looking at a monster, looked at Liu Bei's sister who was dressed in women's clothing and her face was covered with rouge.

"Good morning, everyone!"

Liu Bei smiled shyly, then reached out to greet everyone.

"Monster! Vomit"

As soon as Liu Bei opened his mouth, the voice that sounded like a dead eunuch reached everyone's ears.Coupled with that ugly appearance and charming movements, everyone just felt sick for a while, and a breakfast was wasted in vain.

"Hmph, you guys!"

Liu Bei's "sister" stamped her feet angrily.Even his face was full of grievances, his two small eyes were watery, and the tears hadn't rolled down yet.

Originally, last night, he just wanted to try it on secretly, but he didn't expect that once he put on women's clothes, he couldn't stop.Even in the middle of the night, Liu Bei's whole personality changed drastically, completely resembling a teenage girl.

Of course, it's just about character.And his appearance is still the image of an old man in his 40s, even with a long beard.

Waking up early in the morning, Liu Bei was still the same as usual, planning to buy a wave of people's hearts and improve his reputation of loving the people like a son.

It's just that the bearded face is covered with rouge, which is really scary.If Liu Bei's "sister" is a soft and beautiful little fresh meat in her 20s, then maybe she might be a little attractive in such a dress.

But an old man in his 40s, plus usually no money to maintain it, not to mention the creases on his face, just seeing that dark and ugly face painted with rouge is also scary.Plus that movement, that voice.
"Earth is terrible!"

The servants of the post embassy also didn't give Liu Bei any face. When they saw his appearance, they scattered like birds and beasts.

"Hey, wait for me!"

Elder sister Liu Bei said coquettishly, but there was nothing she could do.

At this time, although he was still a little afraid of the eyes of the world, if he was to change the woman's clothes, it would be more uncomfortable than killing him.

However, the effect of the pseudonym pill can only last for about a month. After the effect of the drug is over, Liu Bei's hobby will slowly dissipate.

However, according to the current ethos of the big man, in less than a month, only Liu Bei dared to walk around the street in women's clothing, and he would definitely explode.

"Bold and monstrous, how dare you come here to harm people!"

When Zhao Yun heard that a monster appeared in the post embassy, ​​he hurried out.

But, why does this man who is neither male nor female look so much like the lord?

When Zhao Yun saw the face of Liu Bei's 'sister', he was startled.But even so, Zhao Yun didn't dare to be careless, and quickly punched Liu Bei.

After all, it's just some thoughts. In Zhao Yun's mind, when he thinks about the wise and mighty lord, this is the only possible way?
"Little Yunyun, it's me!"

When Liu Bei's "sister" saw Zhao Yun's handsome face, she was instantly attracted, and even forgot to dodge Zhao Yun's fist.

So, after hearing a "bang", Liu Bei's "sister" flew a few meters away, and then had a close contact with the earth.

"Ouch, you're hurting me!"

"Are you really my master?"

Half an hour later, when Zhao Yun had confirmed Liu Bei's identity, he still couldn't accept this terrible fact.

"Little Yunyun, you are so good and bad, you beat him so badly."

Liu Bei's "sister" rubbed the half of her face that was beaten into a pig's head by Zhao Yun aggrievedly, but she didn't have any thoughts of ruthless Zhao Yun in her heart.

Because as soon as he saw Zhao Yun's handsome face and felt that strong manly breath, Liu Bei's "sister" couldn't help but tremble all over.

"Little Yunyun, let's go home quickly!"

As he said that, Liu Bei showed a 'cannibalistic' gaze, and then stretched his hand towards Zhao Yun, intending to take advantage of the opportunity.

"My lord, please respect yourself!"

When Zhao Yun saw Liu Bei's hand suddenly reaching out to him, he was so frightened that his liver and gallbladder were torn apart, and the souls of the dead trembled.

"My lord, you'd better change your clothes, wash your face before leaving!"

After hiding from Liu Bei's 'sister', Zhao Yun vowed that he must stay away from this terrible person in the future, at least it is absolutely impossible for Zhao Yun to stay within five meters.

"Just go back like this!"

When Liu Bei's "sister" heard that Zhao Yun wanted her to change clothes, she immediately became angry.

Originally, I was absolutely sure that you were a bit handsome, and I wanted to sleep with you.In the end, you actually despise my wife?Hmph, goodbye, sure enough, not many men are a good thing! ! !I'd better hurry back and find my Xiaoguanguan and Xiaofeifei.

"My lord, it's better to change it, you go out like this"

Although Zhao Yun knew that Liu Bei's "sister" was angry now, as a loyal younger brother, he still felt that he should persuade her.

"Hmph, dog man! Are you the lord or am I the lord? If you don't go back, you'll get lost!"

Saying that, Liu Bei walked out of the gate without looking back.

Zhao Yun had mixed feelings in his heart at the moment, but he didn't dare to really leave just like that, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and follow.

"I'll go, who is this person?"

"Hey, isn't this the famous Uncle Liu Huang?"

"Really, Uncle Liu Huang actually looks like this?"

Under the organization of some caring people, many people in Xiangyang City rushed towards the post embassy.

(End of this chapter)