Kill the heavens from sleep

Chapter 316
"Hahaha, this big talk about Journey to the West is too funny!"

"It turns out that Zixia is from the second part, and Supreme Treasure is Monkey King!"

"I will stamp you like my donkey, this part is also very funny!"

After the big talk one ended, people went out one after another and started to watch the next big talk two.

At the same time, the movie version of Sansheng and Legend of Lei Zhenzi and other audiences in several movie theaters also came out one after another.

It's just that, unlike the people who came out of the big talk, instead of laughing and laughing on their faces, they still looked angry, feeling that they were cheated of money.

"Damn it, what kind of bloody shit did you shoot? It's not as good as the version. It's a waste of tens of dollars for me!"

"Wouldn't it be nice to open a VIP TV version at Penguin for 20 yuan? I'm a fucking scumbag. If you want to spend dozens of dollars to find a crime!"

"Don't mention your three lives, the Lei Zhenzi movie we watched was really a fucking pitfall. The all-star lineup would have been exciting, but it turned out to be disgusting like a pile of shit!"

"What about all the special effects? It cost more than [-] million yuan. It's really not as good as Wang Yueban's two Jade Immortals last year!"

"I won't talk about the special effects. It is indeed better than some domestic movies, but I really can't praise the acting skills."

"Daji is obviously a fox, but she turned into a snake demon. What an RLG!"

"The acting skills of Huang Daming and his wife are really good, it can be called an epic negative teaching material!"

"Haha, brother, this is the movie you watched, why are you so sad?"

The people who came out of the big talk theater couldn't help laughing when they saw their appearance.

Fortunately, I was witty at the time, and it really didn't hurt me to watch Wang Yueban's movie.Oops, I really want to watch it again!Forget it, let's read the second part first!
"Don't mention it, the Sansheng (Lei Zhenzi) we watched was really too spicy, the whole process was like eating shit!"

The audience who came out of these two screening halls began to complain.

"By the way, brother, is that the one you watched? Are you talking big?"

"Isn't the big talk nice? When I saw you come out just now, you all had smiles on your faces!"

In response to everyone's question, the audience who came out of the Dahua screening hall chose to deny it tacitly, and then secretly started to take out their mobile phones to book tickets.

Although the booking was already several days away, they dare not say anything now, otherwise if other people find out that their big words are good-looking, they might not be able to make a second purchase on the National Day.

Think about the faces of those people when they came out of other screening halls, they don't want to spend dozens of dollars to find guilt.

However, although everyone unanimously denied that boasting is not good-looking, there are still some viewers who saw the clues, and then secretly went to the Internet to look at the movie tickets for boasting.

Nima, you still say it’s not good-looking?All of these tickets have been booked for the fourth day of the National Day, and they are even about to be robbed soon.If it doesn't look good, will it be like this?

"Hurry up and grab tickets!"

I don't know who suddenly yelled such a voice, and then everyone reacted one after another, and hurriedly took out their mobile phones to grab the big movie tickets.

The second Journey to the West begins.

In the first ten minutes of the beginning, the film still continued the nonsensical style of the first film.

Especially when Zhizunbao confessed his love to Qingxia, and then was knocked out with a punch, he burst out laughing.

"There is a price to pay for admiring me, haha, this is so funny!"

"YoonA's acting skills are also very good, playing two characters with one person, no pressure!"

Just when everyone praised it, the film also came to the most classic straightforward part.

"At that time, the sword was only 0.01 centimeter away from my throat, but a quarter of the incense sticks, the mistress of that sword, will fall in love with me completely."

"Because, I decided to tell a lie. Although I have told countless lies in my life, this one, I think, is the most perfect."

Hearing Wang Yueban's narcissistic words and that praiseful tone, the entire audience couldn't help laughing.

Husband is so narcissistic!

Immediately afterwards, Zixia said angrily: "If you take half a step forward, I will kill you!"

At this time, the BGM sounded with a trace of sadness and sorrow, and Supreme Treasure turned his head, his face was already full of tears.

"You should have done this long ago, and I should die too!"

"I once had a sincere love in front of me. I didn't cherish it. I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this!"

"Cut your sword on my throat, don't hesitate any longer!"

"If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you!"

"If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it will be - 1 years!"

Supreme Treasure had tears in his eyes, a sad and affectionate expression on his face, and even endless remorse.After this line was uttered, the girls in countless movie theaters all over the country were suddenly moved.

And the boys were also amazed by Wang Yueban's superb acting skills in this love story, and many of them even started to recite this passage in their hearts, thinking that they would use it when they would confess their love to girls in the future.

And Zixia in the film was also moved by this passage, and even dropped the sword in her hand to the ground.

"So, how do you explain to your wife?"

"Be sure to explain it, because I got the Moonlight Treasure Box back, and I will take you back and explain it to her!"

"I don't care what others say about me, and I'm not afraid that thousands of people will scold me in future generations!"

"I will bear all of this alone!"

Just after a sensational scene, the broken couple, the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess, came over suddenly, and then everyone couldn't help laughing again when they saw Yang Xiaomi pulling Wang Yueban's ears.

"When we watched the moon together before, you called her Xiao Tiantian, but now that the newcomer is better than the old one, you call him Mrs. Niu!"

"Haha, this paragraph is too funny! So you are such a husband!"

"A real scumbag, but such a scumbag, please give me a dozen!"

"People also want to hear my husband call me Xiaotiantian!"

The entire early and mid-term of the film was spent in funny and high-sweetness. Even when watching the film, all the theaters and Westward Journey tickets within the seven days of the National Day were all sold out.

But later, when everyone saw that Supreme Treasure was going to marry Bai Jingjing, many people suddenly began to feel sour.

Although in the first part, Bai Jingjing and Supreme Treasure were a couple, but after watching Zixia, everyone suddenly regretted it.

Then when everyone saw that Zixia was forced to marry by the Bull Demon King, Bai Jingjing left on her wedding night, and Chun Sanniang broke Zhizunbao's heart with a sword, and after he saw Zixia shed a tear in his heart, everyone was even more Worrying.

"Go back and save Zixia, Zixia is waiting for you!"

Many viewers burst into tears, and even started to shout in the theater.

(End of this chapter)