Kill the heavens from sleep

Chapter 446
Hard work pays off. After more than a month of hard work, "If You Are the One" has finally been approved by the judges and can be performed at the party.

After working hard for more than a month, the result finally came, and everyone was overjoyed.

Although it is said that performing this skit will be a bit self-destructive, but after more than a month of practice, everyone doesn't care anymore. Anyway, they have watched it during the practice, and it doesn't matter to watch it again.

Perhaps because of this reason, the school showed great kindness, and there is no need to go to class today.

Therefore, students in each class with programs are actively rehearsing, hoping to make good use of this last bit of time to perfect their works or programs.

Some students who did not have a program were organized by the school and began to arrange the venue.

Everything is in full swing.

The stage is set in the small playground behind the school, because this is only held independently by the school, and non-school personnel are not allowed to enter, so there is no need for the big playground in front.

What's more, there is a podium of more than [-] square meters in the small playground, which is useless.

As the evening approached, the art festival of the school finally kicked off with the headmaster's eloquent speech.

Tonight, who will be the brightest star on this stage?

The big guys are already gearing up and ready to go, so stay tuned!

Perhaps in order to make the atmosphere more active, the first opening dance was the horse-riding dance of the brainwashing divine song "Gangnam Style".

The lethality of the Brainwashing Divine Comedy was really extraordinary. As soon as the music started, all the students in the audience were excited, and some students even jumped up to the rhythm.

The influence is so great, I feel that this year's champion must be none other than it.

This is not over yet. I thought the brainwashing divine comedy was shocking enough, but I didn't expect that after the horse-riding dance was over, the girls from the kindergarten class of the second year of high school would dance again.

The girls were very sexy in their dresses, and their dancing postures were extraordinarily enchanting and alluring. The hot-blooded young people in the audience kept whistling.

"Gu~~" Li Xiaoyue couldn't help swallowing.

After watching the dances of the great gods, and then thinking about the half-baked dance that I will dance later, my heart is already exhausted.

"Forget it, let's just die, anyway, I'm here to be in charge of making fun!" Thinking this way in my heart, it seemed much better.

Since it was my turn to wait for someone after a few shows, everyone went backstage to prepare.

At this time, the prison bully "sister" had already changed into a pink dress, and also put on a wig and lipstick.Speaking of the clothes and wigs, the head teacher deliberately took the bully "sister" to rent them in order to achieve the effect, and the cost was naturally paid by the head teacher.

"Hahaha~~~~" Everyone couldn't help covering their mouths and laughing after seeing Laoba's outfit.

The prison bully's "sister" gave everyone a blank look, and then sat aside without speaking.

Anyway, I have been laughed at for so long, Sister Laoba is a dead pig now, she is not afraid of boiling water, you can do whatever you want.

"After watching the hot dance, haven't the students watched it yet? The following program can be described as both humorous and funny, and thunder is rolling in! Okay, let's warmly applaud and welcome the high school counterpart class The program "If You Are the One" brought by the students"

The host on stage, Wang Wenqiu, asked and answered questions. In order to increase the momentum of the show, Wang Wenqiu pronounced the last four words in an emphatic tone.

The fact that the counterpart class is going to play this thunder drama has long been rumored in the school. Whether they have watched it or not, they are all looking forward to this show. The applause and screams are all in one piece, and the head teacher wants to achieve the desired effect. , and deliberately mobilized the remaining students in the class to wave and shout.

""If You Are the One" is a large-scale variety dating show hosted by our school, which is exclusively broadcast by TVB of the vocational high school. Without further ado, let us welcome the five female guests who are here today, music!" With applause from the audience , Wang Wenqiu said a bunch of words again.

Myangel, Andmygirl, mysunshine, ohohlet'sgo****** (a bunch of Korean omitted here) Gee, Gee, Gee, Gee, baby, babybaby, Gee, Gee, Gee, Gee, baby, babybaby
After the host finished speaking, Comrade Feng Jiji, who was in charge of the music, played Girls' Generation's "Gee", and then the five beauties walked onto the stage on catwalks.

"Wow~~~" The audience applauded and cheered even more enthusiastically. If it weren't for the big bosses sitting in front of the school, the students would probably start the runaway mode!

The five beauties walked around the stage and then stood facing the audience. They were ranked in order: No. 1 Luo Sijia, No. 2 Xiao Manting, No. 3 Xu Yafen, No. 4 Yang Yun, and No. 5 "sister".Due to the setting of the plot, Sister Laoba enthusiastically blew kisses to the audience at the last moment.

"Hahahaha~~~" Although the distance is a little far away, although Brother Lao Ba is dressed as a girl, everyone can still tell that he is a man disguised as a woman.

Next is the self-introduction of the female guests. Since the time of a program is stipulated, only the "sister" of the prisoner is allowed to introduce.

Wang Wenqiu also participated in the rehearsal of this program, so he naturally knew what to do next, so he handed a microphone to the prison bully "sister".

"Hello, everyone!" The prison bully "sister" first waved her hand to greet everyone enthusiastically, and then said in a feminine voice: "My name is Wanchai, this year, and I didn't realize until not long ago that I am a girl. ~~" "Sister" Jaoba finished speaking coquettishly, then lightly raised "Jade Hand" and extended a finger to point at the audience, then blinked "Shui Lingling"'s big eyes.

"Haha~~" The audience couldn't help laughing after seeing Laoba making such a move.

The prison bully "sister" is now "rough-skinned and thick-skinned" and is not afraid of people's jokes. In order to make her role more perfect, the prison bully "sister" specially added a line of her own, and said frivolously: "I hate it, don't laugh at others La!" As he spoke, he shook his shoulders like a girl acting like a spoiled child.

"Hahahahahahahahaha~~~~~~~~"

Maybe it’s okay not to add the lines, the audience below patted their thighs and covered their stomachs and burst into laughter, even the bosses sitting in front couldn’t help laughing, the scene was chaotic and almost out of control .

Even the three male guests including Li Xiaoyue behind the stage and the performers of the next show burst out laughing.

"Okay, after the introduction of the beautiful Miss Heartthrob, let's welcome today's No. [-] male guest with warm applause!" The host is the host. Talk to the rescue.However, due to the loud laughter in the audience, Wang Wenqiu almost yelled out with a microphone.

After hearing Wang Wenqiu's voice, Li Xiaoyue took a deep breath, immediately put away her smiling face, and became calm and serious.

CanYouFeelIt~~CanyouFeelit, Jean Rochsays, CanyouFeelit
As soon as the music started, Li Xiaoyue put on her sunglasses and walked onto the stage in a chic way.

Li Xiaoyue played the role of a fashionable little ruffian in it. He walked swaggeringly and whistled to the female guests as soon as he came on stage.

"Male guest, please introduce yourself!" After symbolically shaking hands with the host, the host said to him.

Li Xiaoyue gave the host a disdainful look, and said arrogantly: "I want to do a dance before introducing myself."

Then, regardless of the host's objections, after making a gesture to the sound effectist Feng Jiji, he set up the poss and began to wait for the music to start.

After the music started, Li Xiaoyue entered a state of ecstasy. After actively blocking everyone, she began to wriggle her body without blushing.

Although I know that I am a poor dancer, I have no choice but to insist on finishing the dance no matter what.

After a piece of music, Li Xiaoyue finally finished dancing.

"Ahem~Okay, let's invite the male guest to introduce himself!" Wang Wenqiu coughed twice after Li Xiaoyue finished dancing.

"I am a big gray wolf from the dance world. I have always pursued single women, and I have never given up on married women!" Li Xiaoyue said with a feeling of a little ruffian holding Max.

After all, the original definition was the image of a little ruffian, and if he behaved politely now, it would be wrong.

"Deng~deng~deng~~" The lights of the female guests on the stage were extinguished one after another, leaving only Luo Sijia.

"Maleguest, welcome to anfung vocational school this beautiful place, I hope I can learn more about you!" Luo Sijia stretched out a hand and said to Li Xiaoyue with a smile.

Of course the little ruffian couldn't understand English, so Li Xiaoyue frowned and scratched her head, then walked over with half understanding, took Luo Sijia's hand and shook it non-stop.

"I~I~~ I love tiger oil!" Li Xiaoyue thought that the female guest was confessing to herself, but he couldn't speak English, so he choked out a sentence of "love tiger oil" for a long time.

"Hmph~~ Hooligan!" Luo Sijia angrily shook off Li Xiaoyue's grasping hand, and then went "噚~~" again, turning off the last light.

It's a pity it's not you, accompany me to the end.
Feng Jiji, the sound engineer in the background, did a good job. After the lights were turned off, the song was played immediately.

"Unfortunately, since the five lights are all off, the male guests are invited to leave the stage!" Then Wang Wenqiu said.

Listening to the sad song, Li Xiaoyue silently lowered her head and moved her steps slowly.I thought it was a sad story, but in the end it was a hilarious exit.

"I will definitely come back!" At the moment when she was about to disappear, Li Xiaoyue suddenly imitated the classic lines of Big Big Wolf after every flight away and shouted.

"Haha~~~" I don't know why the students can laugh so happily, anyway, Li Xiaoyue's task has been completed.

Immediately it was Bamei's turn to play behind the stage, Li Xiaoyue patted him on the shoulder, and gave him a cheering gesture to cheer him up.

"Okay, after seeing off the first male guest, let's invite the second male guest!" Then the domineering voice in "Can You Feel It" sounded, and the eighth sister walked onto the stage confidently.

Bamei is a music lover. As soon as she came on stage, she introduced herself and then sang again.

Perhaps it was because the singing voice was a bit unpleasant, but the lights of the female guests started to go out again.

"Wait a minute~~ Please give me another chance!" Seeing the last lamp left, Bamei hastily stretched out her hand to stop it.

The last one who didn't turn off the light was Yang Yun, who was about to press it, but was stopped by Bamei.

"Then let me give you a brain teaser! If you get the answer right, I'll think about it again!" Yang Yun looked at Bamei's painful expression, hesitated for a moment, but still couldn't bear to turn off the lights, so she said.

"Female guest, please tell me!" Bamei hurriedly said, seeing that there was still a chance, she was overjoyed.

Seeing the anxious look of the second male guest, Yang Yun couldn't help but give him a blank look, and completely lost interest in him.But thinking that I agreed to him just now, it is impossible to regret it now. After thinking about it, I decided to say a brain teaser.

"How many steps are there in total to put an elephant in the refrigerator?" Yang Yun changed her gentle Mandarin and used a dialect that she didn't know where it came from, presumably because she didn't want to give the second male guest another chance, otherwise it wouldn't be like this .

Bamei naturally didn't understand, she froze on the spot like a fool.

"Deng~~~" At the moment when Bamei was hesitating, Yang Yun ruthlessly turned off the light.

Like Li Xiaoyue, Bamei also ended in failure in the end.

"I can see through love and see through you!" Bamei walked off the stage after sighing with a sneer.

The two male guests failed, but our prison bully "sister" has not succeeded in blind date, what should we do?Hehe, we still have the third male guest!

As the opening music sounded, the third male guest, Wu Zhibo, walked towards the stage with steady steps.

"Goose, goose, goose, cut with a knife. Pluck the feathers and boil the water, and braise the big white goose!" Wu Zhibo chanted loudly as he walked, as if exuding a strong literary atmosphere.

"The male guest No. [-] has a literary atmosphere. I don't know which master's work he just sang." Wang Wenqiu asked with a slight smile while shaking hands with Wu Zhibo.

When Wu Zhibo heard the host asked about the poem, he patted his chest proudly and said loudly: "This poem is my own, so I nominate "Boiled Swan""

Well, cook the swan.

Upon hearing the name, the audience in the audience burst into laughter again.

Perhaps it was because the male guests were very temperamental, but none of the five female guests turned off the lights.

This is the gap. Whether it is true or not, the two diaosi male guests should hide in the toilet and cry.

"Okay, let's enter the stage of boy's reverse election!" Wang Wenqiu said to the third male guest with a slight smile.

Maybe the girls are so beautiful, Wu Zhibo looked left and right and finally chose the prison bully "sister".

Afterwards, the two began to chant poems in a tacit understanding.

"Moonlight in front of the window~"

"Suspected to be frost on the ground~"

"Looking up at the bright moon~"

"Bow your head and order Qiuxiang~"

The last sentence was said by Wu Zhibo. When he said it, he deliberately put on a poss, knelt on the ground on one knee, and pointed at the prison bully "sister" with one finger, the meaning of which is self-evident.

"Okay, congratulations to the two of you for successfully holding hands!"

Everynightinmydreams, IseeyouIfeelyou, ThatishhowIknowyougoon
Suddenly, the theme song "My Heart Will Go On" from the movie "Titanic" came on the radio.

At this time, Wu Zhibo, the male and female guest who successfully joined hands, danced on the stage with the "sister" of the bully.Two big men are holding hands and dancing on the stage, and it is such a romantic song, this picture is really unimaginable.

So the audience in the audience couldn't help laughing again.

The prison bully "sister" tapped her toes, raised her "jade arm" and stretched it towards Wu Zhibo, while Wu Zhibo looked at the prison bully "sister" affectionately, stretched out his hand to grab the jade arm of the prison bully "sister" and thought With the last pull, the prison bully's "sister" spun around and lay in Wu Zhibo's arms.

"Rose~~" Wu Zhibo held Sister Baoba in one hand, and read softly.

"Oh, Jack~~" Sister Baoba closed her eyes and waited for Wu Zhibo's affectionate kiss.

At this romantic moment, the wig of the jailer's "sister" suddenly fell to the ground, revealing "her" bald head.Wu Zhibo was taken aback when he saw this, he quickly threw "her" on the ground and ran away.

"Ouch~" the prison bully's "sister" screamed, and then found her own wig that had fallen on the ground and said harshly: "Oh, mom, I'm showing off!" But at this moment, the prison bully's "sister" has fallen in love with Wu Zhibo deeply. After he left, he quickly got up and ran, calling softly as he ran, "Little brother, wait for me!"

At this point, this thunder drama called "The One Without Thunder" finally came to an end, and everyone returned to the stage and bowed deeply to the audience.

"Huh, huh, huh~~~" In an instant, there was a round of applause below.

The applause of the audience is always the best encouragement for the performers. After more than a month of hard work, they finally got the approval of the audience. One can imagine the mood of several people.

Although this is a very bloody and bad drama that relies on funny actions to make everyone laugh, everyone laughs, and that is the most important thing.

The thunder is rolling, and the thunder will knock down all living beings!In the end, although the program "If You Are the One" did not win the top three, the school uniform decided to add an additional "special award" to encourage the students in the corresponding class to perform hard.

At that moment Li Xiaoyue had mixed feelings in her heart, she even shed tears of excitement.

Perhaps to others, this is just a funny skit, but only those who have performed it will know the hardships involved. For everyone, this will be something to be proud of in their future life.

Although we were ridiculed and ridiculed by others, we did not give up, we persevered, because we know that success after going through hardships will make people grow up.The one who laughs last is the final winner!
(End of this chapter)