I really want to be unremarkable

Chapter 42 042. Schrödinger's Physical Education Teacher
After a long journey, Huang Xing and the two finally reached the classroom.

Sitting back on his throne by the window, Huang Xing let out a long sigh of relief.

All kinds of scorching gazes along the way just now really made people's backs go numb.

Is this what it feels like to be a landscape?

For some reason, Huang Xing suddenly felt that those monkeys in the zoo were very pitiful, and they were surrounded and photographed every day naked.

Shaking his head slightly, he looked back at his desk.

However, just when Huang Xing was about to take out the books from the desk to review, he couldn't help being stunned for a moment.

Because he felt as if he touched something in the table.

Ok?
Huang Xing quickly took it out to have a look, and the moment he saw those things clearly, he couldn't help being slightly moved.

I saw that the pile of little things that were a bit sticky in my hand turned out to be a pile of various snacks!
Startled, Huang Chen subconsciously raised his head and looked forward.

However, the seat in front was empty at this time, but looking at the hot water cup and the open book on the table, it proved that the owner of the table had just arrived not long ago, but he was not here at the moment.

Seeing this scene, Huang Xing looked at the snacks in his hand again, and he couldn't help but laugh: "This guy."

Huang Xing never thought that the scene he had dreamed about in the daytime would come true one day.

May I ask which student has never imagined that one day when he came to the classroom hungry and hungry, he was pleasantly surprised to find that delicious snacks were stuffed into his desk.

I didn't expect that what I said originally as a joke would be taken so seriously by a girl.

But what made Huang Xing a little confused was, why was she being so nice to him?

In fact, the two of them have only been at the same table once at most, and it stands to reason that they are just ordinary friends...

Wait a minute, could it be that she...

stop! stop!
Stop your delusion behavior for me!

The moment a certain guess just popped up, it was rejected by Huang Xing himself in the next second.

A gentle person can be gentle with everyone, and will not be a special case for someone alone.

This is a very deceptive illusion, but it often makes some young and ignorant teenagers fall into it.

I must not be fooled by the hypocritical appearance this time!
Therefore, Huang Xing secretly overturned his previous guess, and turned his attention to the snacks on the desk again.

Among the snacks sent by Wen Ruyu, there are chocolates and spicy sticks, and there is even a pack of Mimi.

Thinking of the rare softening of Huang Chen's stern gaze, Wen Ruyu's actions seemed to him to be innocent and cute.

The surrounding students were still noisy, and some of them came back from the cafeteria after breakfast.

Huang Xing threw a piece of snacks on Xia Zhu and Ma Xiaolan's table, and emphasized that it was given by the original owner, before he took out his book and started reviewing.

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After finishing the three classes in the morning, the time came to the last class before lunch in a blink of an eye.

"What's the next class?" Huang Xing asked Wen Ruyu while sorting out his notes in the book.

"...It's a physical education class."

"Oh, so it's math class again."

Huang Xing said casually, with drooping eyelids, he took out the math textbook from the desk, and then read it.

Who is the worst teacher in all subjects in high school?

Is it the math teacher whose forehead is going bald but whose grades in the class are still low?

Is it an English teacher who is fluent in ABCD, British and American accents, but the students seem to be listening to the bible?

No, it is the physical education teacher who gets sick ten times a day on average and asks for leave thousands of times a year!

With the unremitting efforts of many teachers, the physical education teachers are either sick or on the way to get sick every day.

Regarding this, Huang Xing, who was once young and ignorant, was puzzled.

It is said that good exercise makes people healthy?

For many middle school students, physical education is often a course that only exists on the schedule.

Even in some schools with strict requirements, the physical education teacher is listed as the three mysterious legends of the school who never show up together with the art teacher and music teacher.

Just like the hostess in Meow and the Mouse, she is a Schrödinger-like existence who only hears her voice but does not hear her.

However, Huang Xing really envied them.

You only need to sit in the office in a daze and feed the birds every day, and you can get paid on time, and better schools even provide board and lodging.

May I ask if it is still too late for me to transfer to PE?

However, when Huang Xing was still struggling with his future, the sports committee had already been preparing for the class's ball games.

Since no teacher announced to take up the class, the students in the class ran towards the playground excitedly under the signal of the sports committee member and Ma Xiaolan.

……

Stepping on the grass of the football field with the sound of "唦唦", Huang Xing stretched a few times. Hearing the "crackling" sound all over his body, he felt refreshed physically and mentally.

Ma Xiaolan and the sports committee organized the classes to line up according to the standards of male and female sides and height.

After a while, the class bell "jingle bell" rang, and the physical education class began.

Hearing this voice, many students, especially the energetic boys, became restless.

Not long after that, everyone saw a middle-aged man in sportswear with a whistle in his mouth appearing in front of the team.

Huang Xing stretched his neck to see the appearance of the person coming, but in the next second, another unsolvable mystery popped up in his mind.

Why are physical education teachers all fat-bellied uncles?

I saw this middle-aged man with a kind smile on his face. He walked to the front of the seventh class team, clapped his hands and said:
"Hello, everyone. I am Zhang Wei, your physical education teacher. It is a great honor to be your physical education instructor. As the first physical education class of this semester..."

After Zhang Wei babbled a lot of standard opening remarks, he smiled and said the opening routine that almost every physical education teacher has not changed for thousands of years.

"Then, let's run a few laps to warm up first!"

"Ah—————" The students were filled with mourning.

"Don't 'ah'! Let's do stretching exercises first to relax the muscles."

Regardless of the wailing of the students, Zhang Wei gestured for the team to unfold and whistled to command.

Seeing this, Huang Xing yawned, and slowly started stretching and stretching exercises following the rhythm of the team.

If it was him who was delicate and weak before, even if he only ran 400 meters, he would be exhausted and out of breath.

But now that he has been upgraded to LV.3 physique by the system, let alone run two laps, even the men who run the 3000 meters in the school sports meeting will definitely have no problem.

Thinking of this, Huang Xing focused more on observing the state of the people around him.

Because men and women are usually divided into two groups in physical education classes, Huang Xing is now in the passionate men's team.

"Hey, can you see..."

Ok?
While Huang Xing was doing leg presses and stretching, there was a sudden whispering sound from around him.

"I can see a fart, do you have safety pants?"

A boy like a skinny monkey spat in dissatisfaction. Taking advantage of the gap between his legs, he quietly lowered his head and looked wretchedly at the female team opposite him.

"Xiao Wang, you have good eyes, take a closer look." The other boy didn't give up.

"Damn it, you didn't wear that one!"

"Where is it?? Damn! I believe your mother is a ghost, and Nanima is a dinosaur."

"Hey, I didn't wear that either. Mom's legs are really thick. Forget it. It's boring."

　Humbleball... well, you get the idea.

　　That's right, that's it!Just ask for a ticket!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)