Village live broadcast: Angrily rubbing giant pandas at the beginning!

Chapter 167 Animal Stage

Char Siu Rou was stunned for a moment, looking cute and cute.

Lin Yang already had an idea in his mind, now that the char siew can understand what he said, and there are other animals, why not let them gather together for a performance.

For example, Wu Song fights the tiger, isn't this the best theme?
Just do what you say, the plot of Wu Song's fight against the tiger is very simple, all you need is the combination of barbecued pork, three bowls are not enough!

Barbecued pork also likes to drink, so it is Wu Song's best choice. When the time comes, Xiao Jin will play the role of the shopkeeper who pours the wine, and other animals will show their faces. Isn't this just a drama?
This animal stage is sure to be eye-catching.

"Char Siu Pork, you go and call Xiaojin and the others, we will start filming today!"

Char Siew Pork had a cute face, and yelled, "What is filming?"

The corner of Lin Yang's mouth was full of evil charm: "You will understand when the time comes, there will be cucumbers and wine to drink!"

When Char Siu Rou heard that there was wine to drink, his face was full of surprise, and he ran back in a hurry, preparing to gather the animals.

"Fuck, the mountain owner is trying to make some crooked idea again, after all, the barbecued pork can't escape the mountain owner's clutches."

"Is the owner of the mountain going to put all the animals on stage? That's so creative."

"Does the char siu pork want to act? That is definitely the protagonist!"

Lin Yang chuckled: "You will know soon."

Then he told the village head and the others to attract more tourists, and the performance date was set until the day after tomorrow.

Two days is enough time for them to rehearse the barbecued pork.

Soon the char siew meat called all the animals back, the golden monkey, the Bengal tiger, the wolf king, the crested ibis, the white fox... these actors are enough.

Lin Yang glanced at the char siu pork, with a smile on his lips. Since he was going to perform a drama, costumes were naturally indispensable.

At that time, prepare special drama clothes for the char siu pork, as well as Xiao Jin.

The drama Lin Yang is going to perform is Wu Song Fighting the Tiger in Water Margin!

Although the plot is simple and easy to understand, everyone knows the ending, but is it true?

Generally speaking, Wu Song fights tigers on television, and the tigers are all high-tech synthesis. Now the Bengal tiger by my side can really be called the king of tigers.

"Char Siu Pork, you guys go up first, we're going to rehearse Wu Song Fighting the Tiger."

As soon as this remark came out, the fans in the live broadcast room were boiling.

"The live-action version of Wu Song Fighting the Tiger, the Mountain Master Niu Pi, unexpectedly came up with this idea."

"The Bengal tiger is a real tiger. There is nothing to say about this momentum. Maybe it will be really popular!"

"Since it's Wu Song, it must be char siu pork as the protagonist. When it's staged, it will definitely be popular in the audience!"

Lin Yang is confident and doesn't worry about the scene at all. Shushan Village is the best place, with dense forests and roaring tigers. He plans to perform at dusk, and the performance will be absolutely explosive!
However, this acting must be kept strictly confidential, and he is going to close the live broadcast.

First of all, if the animals are acting, one thing to overcome is that they can't communicate with each other. Although I can understand the words of the char siew, other passengers can't.

This means that if the animals act in a play, it must be a pantomime. The most important thing in pantomime is the animal's expression and movement, and the sound is not very important.

Who knows if a panda's whining sound is angry or cute?
"Char Siew Pork, you're going to play Wu Song this time, and I'll tell you the script then."

Char Siu Rou nodded, looking nonchalant, as long as there is food and drink at that time.

To play Wu Song Fighting the Tiger well, the two most critical actors are Char Siu Pork and Bengal Tiger.

They are the core of this time, and other animals only need to be used as a foil in the dense forest, and should not take the lead.

However, as a director for the first time, Lin Yang still felt a lot of pressure.

After he finished introducing the plot of Wu Song's fight against the tiger, he ordered the animals to perform their duties.

In the first scene, it is natural that Wu Song can't pass three bowls, and Xiao Jin will play the role of the store's waiter in this scene.

Other groups of monkeys acted as guests.

"Char Siu Pork, Xiao Jin will pour eighteen bowls of Lingquan water into your bowl, and you have to drink it up."

Hearing the words, Char Siu Rou's eyes lit up. For a foodie, nothing could be happier than these.

With the cooperation of Xiao Jin, the first scene is very easy to act, just watch the char siu pork and drink all the time.

Lin Yang was thinking about whether to add a narration. The narration can make the drama more rounded and make up for the shortcoming of char siu pork not being able to speak.

At this moment, a voice came.

"Brother, what are you sneaking around here again?"

Lin Xiaoyu chuckled.

It's just that when she looked at the stage, she immediately knew that the char siu pork was going to play Wu Song fighting the tiger, the wooden stick behind it, and the sign that the three bowls could not pass the post.

"Brother, you won't really let Char Siu Rou and the others complete a theatrical performance alone."

This is simply a fantasy, isn't it?Barbecued pork and they are all animals, and it is simply unprecedented for them to act in a drama.

This is definitely more difficult than a circus, I really don't know what my brother thinks.

Lin Yang chuckled: "Sure, char siew is so smart, what's the point of a drama!"

"Xiao Yu, you came just in time. Do you think Wu Song Fighting Tiger needs to be added as a narrator?"

Lin Xiaoyu rolled her eyes when she heard the words: "Why join the narration, brother, even a three-year-old child now knows that Wu Song fights a tiger."

"Wouldn't it be superfluous for you to add the narration, it seems that you are extremely naive."

As soon as these words came out, Lin Yangmao suddenly realized, yes, what Xiao Yu said was right, the plot of Wu Song fighting the tiger was simple and did not need explanation at all.

It's just that the corner of his mouth twitched just as soon as he came back to his senses.

"Char Siu Pork, what are you doing! That's a comedy prop."

At this time, the char siew pork was picking up the wine jar full of spiritual spring water to drink, for it, a bowl was simply too little.

Lin Yang's face was full of black lines, and there was an unkind smile on the corner of his mouth: "Char Siu Pork, don't you like to drink Lingquan water?"

"When I let you act later, drink all eighteen bowls in one go."

Hearing the words, Char Siu Rou was overjoyed, and there was such a good thing, but it couldn't smile soon.

As long as Lin Yang is not satisfied, the char siew meat has to start again. At first, he felt that the Lingquan water was too delicious, but if he drank too much, the char siew meat only felt that his round belly could not hold it.

It couldn't help begging Lin Yang for mercy.

This scene made Lin Yang laugh and cry, but the performance of the char siu pork was remarkable, and so did Xiao Jin, especially the posture of pouring wine, just like a person.

As time goes by, the barbecued pork has become more and more proficient, and Xiao Jin has become more and more proficient in holding the wine bottle.

It's just that Lin Yang has a headache at this time, and the barbecued pork can't act out the feeling of Wu Song being drunk.

He let other golden monkeys act as guests to set off the char siu pork.

(End of this chapter)