Village live broadcast: Angrily rubbing giant pandas at the beginning!
Chapter 260 Encountering a Honeypot
Chapter 260 Encountering a Honeypot
Lin Yang did this, of course, not because he was afraid of the honey badger, after all, even a black bear had been beaten by him.
But what Lin Yang was afraid of was Honey Badger's willing-to-do character!
People who don’t know honey badger look cute and cute, and even look a little silly, as if they have no ability to attack, but in fact, once you think so, you are completely wrong.
In fact, honey badgers have a very fierce personality, and there are even real records.
A honey badger strayed into the pride of lions, and was able to show no fear, and even shot at the lions to preemptively strike them.
The combat power is also very strong, even seeing hyenas, warthogs, crocodiles, etc., these animals that are much larger than themselves will attack.
The honey badger has even been dubbed "the most fearless animal in the world".
Of course, this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that the honey badger has been included in the red list of endangered species just because of this fearless character.
Just kidding, no matter what, Lin Yang doesn't want to mess with an endangered animal.
However, the char siu pork doesn't think so anymore, humming.
After hearing Lin Yang's call, the char siew meat shook his head and yelled twice.
How could Ben Bao be afraid of it!In front of it is honey!Absolutely delicious!
This honey pot naturally aroused his competitive character.
Lin Yang was speechless immediately: "Char Siew Pork, come back soon, I have cucumbers for you to eat, and I promise you, I will ask the queen bee to give you some honey they produce when I go back."
Lin Yang placed such a heavy bargaining chip, but the char siu meat is a dry rice bear, how can he tolerate his food being robbed by others.
This honey belongs to Benbao and no one can take it away!
Afterwards, Char Siu Rou stood up on the ground, waved his bear paws, and let out a bear roar.
Seeing this scene, the fans in the live broadcast immediately cheered for the char siu pork.
No!It should be said to start fanning the flames.
"Come on, char siu pork, don't be cowardly! Come on, show us the power of pandas!"
"Our char siew pork has even tamed the tiger, so why are you still afraid that you will fail with a mere flat-headed brother!"
"Life and death are bearish, do not accept it!"
The news of the match between Char Siu Pork and Pingtou immediately spread on the Internet.
All of a sudden, the number of fans in Lin Yang's live broadcast room doubled.
But now Lin Yang doesn't have time to pay attention to these things. You must know that the most fearful thing about fighting with the honey badger is that no matter whether you win or lose, it's all a mess.
Because Honey Badger's character is that every revenge must be revenged, and it will never be left until the next day!
If you get into trouble, even if you win, it will be like a piece of brown sugar, you can't even shake it off, it's extremely disgusting.
Moreover, although Lin Yang believed that the barbecued pork would not defeat the Honey Badger, the Honey Badger would also not admit defeat.
You know, even the sharp teeth of a lion can't tear open the flesh of a honey badger. Even if you catch a honey badger with the claws of char siu meat, it's probably just a scrape.
This is a batch of people who are not afraid of the opponent's high output, but are afraid that the opponent's output will be high while returning the flesh.
At this time, the explosion finally started, and the char siew pork actually took a horse stance, posing like a martial arts master.
Seeing the barbecued pork like this, the fans in the live broadcast room were all taken aback.
"Look! The action of char siu pork reminds you of the posture of those martial arts masters on TV!"
"Could it be! Char Siu Pork is still a martial arts master, Kung Fu Panda! Char Siu Pork is mighty!"
"Damn it, the Honey Badger vs. Kung Fu Panda, the flat-headed brother of the society, can be made into a movie! Shenhao, come and invest in it!"
Seeing the posture of the barbecued pork, Lin Yang couldn't help recalling it.
Some time ago, the children in the village came to play at their own house, and they insisted on watching martial arts movies with char siew.
However, this memory of his seems to have overlooked something?
But Lin Yang didn't think too much about it, and thought to himself: "Could it be that the barbecued pork really learned martial arts?"
"If Char Siu Rou is really a master of martial arts, then he can subdue the opponent without being hurt by the honey badger."
With the learning ability of barbecued pork, coupled with drinking Lingquan water and eating cucumbers all year round.It is not unreasonable for Lin Yang to think so.
Immediately, Lin Yang also changed his words: "Charred Pork, after you subdue the honey badger and get the honey, let's run quickly, don't get entangled with him, don't cause trouble!"
Hearing this, the char siew meat who was confronting the honey badger nodded his head.
Let you see the strength of this baby!
But then, a dramatic scene happened.
The char siew pork twisted his waist, let out a roar, and his short legs jumped quickly in a rhythm.
It turned out to be dancing Cha Cha!
Seeing this scene, the fans in the live broadcast room were stunned.
"Is this some kind of martial arts that has been lost for a long time? Or some kind of unique footwork?"
"What are you thinking upstairs? This is clearly Cha Cha's dance!"
"Don't tell me, the char siu pork dances pretty well."
"Don't fight anymore! I'm dying of laughter, I suddenly thought of that TV series! Martial Universe!"
To say that the mood fluctuates the most at this time belongs to Honey Badger and Lin Yang.
The honey badger belongs to animals, and its intelligence is also extremely high. Seeing the action of a comedian in the char siu pork.
Thinking that this was a provocation from the char siew meat, he immediately ignored the honey and rushed towards the char siew meat who was dancing the cha cha dance.
Lin Yang, on the other hand, remembered the memory that had just been ignored.
It is true that those children started watching martial arts movies with the char siu pork, but within 5 minutes of watching them, they felt bored and started watching dance shows.
At that time, it happened that Chacha was playing, and the child was dancing happily with the char siu pork.
Thinking back now, at that time, I praised the char siu pork for jumping well and rewarded it with two small cucumbers.
Lin Yang's face darkened immediately, and he immediately shouted: "Char Siu Pork, hurry up and hide..."
Before he finished speaking, Lin Yang saw that the honey badger was about to pounce on the char siew meat.
But at this time, dancing with Chacha's barbecued pork, he actually just grabbed the honey badger's two front paws, humming a beat, and just pulled the honey badger to jump up together.
Seeing this scene, everyone couldn't help laughing out loud.
"What's this? It's amazing. Brother Social Pingtou actually dances Cha Cha dance with giant pandas, and he dances very well. Haha, I'm dying of laughter!"
"It is simply a wonder of the world. I am afraid that this kind of picture can only be seen once in this life. I want to spread this hopeful video."
"Is this the legendary Kung Fu Panda? It really is Master Wulin!"
Although the honey pot is fierce, but in terms of pure strength, it is still inferior to the char siew meat, so it can only be caught by the char siew meat.
And whenever the honey badger wants to kick the char siew with its hind legs, the char siu will cleverly dodge with the dance steps of cha cha.
The honeypot is powerful but has nowhere to use it!
(End of this chapter)
Lin Yang did this, of course, not because he was afraid of the honey badger, after all, even a black bear had been beaten by him.
But what Lin Yang was afraid of was Honey Badger's willing-to-do character!
People who don’t know honey badger look cute and cute, and even look a little silly, as if they have no ability to attack, but in fact, once you think so, you are completely wrong.
In fact, honey badgers have a very fierce personality, and there are even real records.
A honey badger strayed into the pride of lions, and was able to show no fear, and even shot at the lions to preemptively strike them.
The combat power is also very strong, even seeing hyenas, warthogs, crocodiles, etc., these animals that are much larger than themselves will attack.
The honey badger has even been dubbed "the most fearless animal in the world".
Of course, this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that the honey badger has been included in the red list of endangered species just because of this fearless character.
Just kidding, no matter what, Lin Yang doesn't want to mess with an endangered animal.
However, the char siu pork doesn't think so anymore, humming.
After hearing Lin Yang's call, the char siew meat shook his head and yelled twice.
How could Ben Bao be afraid of it!In front of it is honey!Absolutely delicious!
This honey pot naturally aroused his competitive character.
Lin Yang was speechless immediately: "Char Siew Pork, come back soon, I have cucumbers for you to eat, and I promise you, I will ask the queen bee to give you some honey they produce when I go back."
Lin Yang placed such a heavy bargaining chip, but the char siu meat is a dry rice bear, how can he tolerate his food being robbed by others.
This honey belongs to Benbao and no one can take it away!
Afterwards, Char Siu Rou stood up on the ground, waved his bear paws, and let out a bear roar.
Seeing this scene, the fans in the live broadcast immediately cheered for the char siu pork.
No!It should be said to start fanning the flames.
"Come on, char siu pork, don't be cowardly! Come on, show us the power of pandas!"
"Our char siew pork has even tamed the tiger, so why are you still afraid that you will fail with a mere flat-headed brother!"
"Life and death are bearish, do not accept it!"
The news of the match between Char Siu Pork and Pingtou immediately spread on the Internet.
All of a sudden, the number of fans in Lin Yang's live broadcast room doubled.
But now Lin Yang doesn't have time to pay attention to these things. You must know that the most fearful thing about fighting with the honey badger is that no matter whether you win or lose, it's all a mess.
Because Honey Badger's character is that every revenge must be revenged, and it will never be left until the next day!
If you get into trouble, even if you win, it will be like a piece of brown sugar, you can't even shake it off, it's extremely disgusting.
Moreover, although Lin Yang believed that the barbecued pork would not defeat the Honey Badger, the Honey Badger would also not admit defeat.
You know, even the sharp teeth of a lion can't tear open the flesh of a honey badger. Even if you catch a honey badger with the claws of char siu meat, it's probably just a scrape.
This is a batch of people who are not afraid of the opponent's high output, but are afraid that the opponent's output will be high while returning the flesh.
At this time, the explosion finally started, and the char siew pork actually took a horse stance, posing like a martial arts master.
Seeing the barbecued pork like this, the fans in the live broadcast room were all taken aback.
"Look! The action of char siu pork reminds you of the posture of those martial arts masters on TV!"
"Could it be! Char Siu Pork is still a martial arts master, Kung Fu Panda! Char Siu Pork is mighty!"
"Damn it, the Honey Badger vs. Kung Fu Panda, the flat-headed brother of the society, can be made into a movie! Shenhao, come and invest in it!"
Seeing the posture of the barbecued pork, Lin Yang couldn't help recalling it.
Some time ago, the children in the village came to play at their own house, and they insisted on watching martial arts movies with char siew.
However, this memory of his seems to have overlooked something?
But Lin Yang didn't think too much about it, and thought to himself: "Could it be that the barbecued pork really learned martial arts?"
"If Char Siu Rou is really a master of martial arts, then he can subdue the opponent without being hurt by the honey badger."
With the learning ability of barbecued pork, coupled with drinking Lingquan water and eating cucumbers all year round.It is not unreasonable for Lin Yang to think so.
Immediately, Lin Yang also changed his words: "Charred Pork, after you subdue the honey badger and get the honey, let's run quickly, don't get entangled with him, don't cause trouble!"
Hearing this, the char siew meat who was confronting the honey badger nodded his head.
Let you see the strength of this baby!
But then, a dramatic scene happened.
The char siew pork twisted his waist, let out a roar, and his short legs jumped quickly in a rhythm.
It turned out to be dancing Cha Cha!
Seeing this scene, the fans in the live broadcast room were stunned.
"Is this some kind of martial arts that has been lost for a long time? Or some kind of unique footwork?"
"What are you thinking upstairs? This is clearly Cha Cha's dance!"
"Don't tell me, the char siu pork dances pretty well."
"Don't fight anymore! I'm dying of laughter, I suddenly thought of that TV series! Martial Universe!"
To say that the mood fluctuates the most at this time belongs to Honey Badger and Lin Yang.
The honey badger belongs to animals, and its intelligence is also extremely high. Seeing the action of a comedian in the char siu pork.
Thinking that this was a provocation from the char siew meat, he immediately ignored the honey and rushed towards the char siew meat who was dancing the cha cha dance.
Lin Yang, on the other hand, remembered the memory that had just been ignored.
It is true that those children started watching martial arts movies with the char siu pork, but within 5 minutes of watching them, they felt bored and started watching dance shows.
At that time, it happened that Chacha was playing, and the child was dancing happily with the char siu pork.
Thinking back now, at that time, I praised the char siu pork for jumping well and rewarded it with two small cucumbers.
Lin Yang's face darkened immediately, and he immediately shouted: "Char Siu Pork, hurry up and hide..."
Before he finished speaking, Lin Yang saw that the honey badger was about to pounce on the char siew meat.
But at this time, dancing with Chacha's barbecued pork, he actually just grabbed the honey badger's two front paws, humming a beat, and just pulled the honey badger to jump up together.
Seeing this scene, everyone couldn't help laughing out loud.
"What's this? It's amazing. Brother Social Pingtou actually dances Cha Cha dance with giant pandas, and he dances very well. Haha, I'm dying of laughter!"
"It is simply a wonder of the world. I am afraid that this kind of picture can only be seen once in this life. I want to spread this hopeful video."
"Is this the legendary Kung Fu Panda? It really is Master Wulin!"
Although the honey pot is fierce, but in terms of pure strength, it is still inferior to the char siew meat, so it can only be caught by the char siew meat.
And whenever the honey badger wants to kick the char siew with its hind legs, the char siu will cleverly dodge with the dance steps of cha cha.
The honeypot is powerful but has nowhere to use it!
(End of this chapter)
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