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Chapter 262 The Honey Badger Who Fears Life and Death
Chapter 262 The Honey Badger Who Fears Life and Death
Lin Yang suddenly felt a little speechless.
I didn't expect the honey badger to pester me, what should I do?
This scene made the fans gloat and laughed.
"I didn't expect Pingtou to like Shanzhu so much, I love it."
"What do you know? This is the charm of the Mountain Lord, okay? Think about Brother Pingtou, who is not afraid of the sky and the earth. He will be cowardly when he meets the Mountain Lord. It can be seen how great the charm of the Mountain Lord is."
"I think the word 'snap teeth must report' is especially suitable for honey badgers, I have nothing to fear!" Lin Yang twitched his mouth when he saw these barrages, and then explained.
"Actually, Brother Pingtou is also afraid. Of course, the reason why honey badgers have such a strong combat power is because their survival rate is relatively low, and they also have self-harm."
"It means honey badgers will kill their own babies."
"But of course the most important reason is that it has a problem with its eyes."
Everyone was taken aback for a moment, Honey Badger has a problem with his eyes?
Fans are hearing the claim for the first time.
Lin Yang smiled and said: "Actually, the honey badger's eyes are a small viewing mirror, which means that everything he sees will be reduced several times. It is similar to creatures that are two or three times larger than it, but it is only the same size in its eyes. So honey badgers will provoke lions, zebras and other creatures!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone was dumbfounded.
"Damn it, this is why Brother Pingtou is not afraid of death."
"No wonder I haven't seen Brother Pingtou counseled before! I've misjudged my feelings."
"Pfft, no wonder the survival rate of the flat-headed race is so low!"
Lin Yang had a headache looking at the honey badger at this time, and being entangled by the honey badger is not a good thing.
After hesitating for a long time, he suddenly thought of an idea.
Then there were a few more cucumbers in his hand.
The scent of cucumbers made the honey badger salivate, as if it had seen a treasure, it screamed around Lin Yang.
Lin Yang chuckled, and threw the cucumber into the distance.
"Let's go."
Seeing this scene, the honey badger hurried to the other side.
It's just that the char siew meat also wanted to chase it out but was caught by Lin Yang.
"Shenhao, let's go."
Being pestered by the honey badger all the time has caused a lot of trouble.
Then the two of them, one panda, left quickly.
After Lin Yang and others ran down the mountain.
He, Lin Yang, turned his head and saw that the honey badger was nowhere to be seen behind him, so he finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Fans in the live broadcast room sent barrage after seeing this scene.
"I didn't expect the mountain master to be cowardly."
Lin Yang was speechless, he was indeed timid.After all, he couldn't drive the honey badgers out.
The most important thing is that there is already an extra Erha in the family, and he doesn't want to have a second one.
After returning back, Lin Yang gritted his teeth and looked at the barbecued pork.
"Do you know it's wrong?"
As soon as the words came out, the char siu pork was full of cuteness, and he wanted to pass the test with cuteness.
It's just that Lin Yang doesn't eat this at all.
"Kneel on the washboard for me today, don't eat cucumbers either."
Hearing the words, the char siu pork was full of protest!
As soon as this remark came out, it was criticized by fans.
"Fuck, Shanzhu, you are too much. What's wrong with the char siu pork? The char siu pork is just for hang gliding."
"I don't think the owner of the mountain needs to be so serious."
"But fortunately, the barbecued pork is superb!"
Lin Yang was speechless, these people are really helping the evil, he must punish the char siu pork today.
Char Siu Rou tiptoed around, trying to escape, but was caught by Lin Yang.
"Today you have to kneel on the washboard."
In the end, the char siu pork looked so unlovable that he had to kneel on the washboard.
But on the other side, Zhang Jiaxu wants to cry but has no tears!
"My hang glider!"
"Shanzhu, what do you think my hang glider should do? If dad finds out, he will beat me to death!"
"300 million, that's all there is to it!
Lin Yang, who was about to run away, was suddenly stopped by Zhang Jiaxu. Lin Yang showed a bit of embarrassment, and then said haha.
"Shenhao, you know me. Our Shushan Village has no money to compensate."
Zhang Jiaxu was full of heartache. He originally wanted to take the hang glider for a ride, but he didn't expect such bad luck.
At this moment, Lin Yang suddenly thought of an idea, and looked at the char siu pork next to him.
"Why don't you be so proud, I'll lend you the barbecued pork for a few days."
As soon as these words came out, Zhang Jiaxu was full of excitement.
"Really? Mountain Lord?"
The fans in the broadcast room were taken aback for a moment, and then burst out laughing.
"I didn't expect the owner of the mountain to sell the char siu pork. Don't say I'm dying of laughter."
"By the way, does the owner of the mountain have an activity to rent barbecued pork? Even if it costs 1000 yuan an hour, I am willing."
"For 1000 yuan an hour, you can see that Shenhao lost 300 million yuan, and he only lent him for one day. Calculate the price."
Everyone calculated it and was dumbfounded. This daily salary is really cool.
Lin Yang nodded, and said calmly: "This incident was caused by the char siu pork itself, and it is to make up for your loss."
Zhang Jiaxu went to hear the words, his eyes lit up immediately.
"Shanzhu, is what you said true? Then can I hug the char siu meat now!"
All the dissatisfaction of Shenhao just now seemed to disappear, and he was very excited when he saw the barbecued pork.
At this time, the char siew meat only felt a chill, and protested twice.
But when he protested the lunch break, he was caught by Ge Shenhao.
Lin Yang rolled his eyes.Self-inflicted can't live.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Lin Yang quickly turned around and slipped away, good guy, he can't afford to pay for the 300 million hang glider.
36 meter, go is the best policy.
Only the unlovely char siew is left.
Early autumn, the scorching summer has not faded.
No!It should be said that the temperature in Shushan Village has become even hotter than in summer.
Char Siu Rou was holding a small cucumber in his hand.
But the strange thing is that the small eyes of the char siew meat just stared at this little cucumber, and he didn't want to eat it for a long time.
The dry rice panda doesn't eat cucumbers anymore!
When the fans saw this scene, they were shocked.
"What's going on here? You don't even eat cucumbers. Could it be that today is the end of the world? Or am I hallucinating."
"Fortunately, I have already returned from Shushan Village. I didn't expect Shushan Village to be so hot that I don't even have the appetite for barbecued pork."
"It's strange to say that I also came to Shushan Village the year before last, but it was cold. How could it suddenly become like this this year?"
At this time, Lin Yang held a fan in his hand and was lying on the floor in thin clothes.
Lin Yang regretted it very much, why didn't he install an air conditioner at home?
Strange to say, the geographical location of Shushan Village makes Shushan Village always warm in winter and cool in summer.
It is precisely because of this that every time this period comes, Shushan Village will become a summer resort for tourists.
But this year is very strange. It is already early autumn, and the temperature in Shushan Village has not dropped at all, but it is surprisingly high, with the highest even reaching more than 40 degrees.
"Hey!"
Char Siu Rou bit off the small cucumber in his hand, screaming in dissatisfaction.
(End of this chapter)
Lin Yang suddenly felt a little speechless.
I didn't expect the honey badger to pester me, what should I do?
This scene made the fans gloat and laughed.
"I didn't expect Pingtou to like Shanzhu so much, I love it."
"What do you know? This is the charm of the Mountain Lord, okay? Think about Brother Pingtou, who is not afraid of the sky and the earth. He will be cowardly when he meets the Mountain Lord. It can be seen how great the charm of the Mountain Lord is."
"I think the word 'snap teeth must report' is especially suitable for honey badgers, I have nothing to fear!" Lin Yang twitched his mouth when he saw these barrages, and then explained.
"Actually, Brother Pingtou is also afraid. Of course, the reason why honey badgers have such a strong combat power is because their survival rate is relatively low, and they also have self-harm."
"It means honey badgers will kill their own babies."
"But of course the most important reason is that it has a problem with its eyes."
Everyone was taken aback for a moment, Honey Badger has a problem with his eyes?
Fans are hearing the claim for the first time.
Lin Yang smiled and said: "Actually, the honey badger's eyes are a small viewing mirror, which means that everything he sees will be reduced several times. It is similar to creatures that are two or three times larger than it, but it is only the same size in its eyes. So honey badgers will provoke lions, zebras and other creatures!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone was dumbfounded.
"Damn it, this is why Brother Pingtou is not afraid of death."
"No wonder I haven't seen Brother Pingtou counseled before! I've misjudged my feelings."
"Pfft, no wonder the survival rate of the flat-headed race is so low!"
Lin Yang had a headache looking at the honey badger at this time, and being entangled by the honey badger is not a good thing.
After hesitating for a long time, he suddenly thought of an idea.
Then there were a few more cucumbers in his hand.
The scent of cucumbers made the honey badger salivate, as if it had seen a treasure, it screamed around Lin Yang.
Lin Yang chuckled, and threw the cucumber into the distance.
"Let's go."
Seeing this scene, the honey badger hurried to the other side.
It's just that the char siew meat also wanted to chase it out but was caught by Lin Yang.
"Shenhao, let's go."
Being pestered by the honey badger all the time has caused a lot of trouble.
Then the two of them, one panda, left quickly.
After Lin Yang and others ran down the mountain.
He, Lin Yang, turned his head and saw that the honey badger was nowhere to be seen behind him, so he finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Fans in the live broadcast room sent barrage after seeing this scene.
"I didn't expect the mountain master to be cowardly."
Lin Yang was speechless, he was indeed timid.After all, he couldn't drive the honey badgers out.
The most important thing is that there is already an extra Erha in the family, and he doesn't want to have a second one.
After returning back, Lin Yang gritted his teeth and looked at the barbecued pork.
"Do you know it's wrong?"
As soon as the words came out, the char siu pork was full of cuteness, and he wanted to pass the test with cuteness.
It's just that Lin Yang doesn't eat this at all.
"Kneel on the washboard for me today, don't eat cucumbers either."
Hearing the words, the char siu pork was full of protest!
As soon as this remark came out, it was criticized by fans.
"Fuck, Shanzhu, you are too much. What's wrong with the char siu pork? The char siu pork is just for hang gliding."
"I don't think the owner of the mountain needs to be so serious."
"But fortunately, the barbecued pork is superb!"
Lin Yang was speechless, these people are really helping the evil, he must punish the char siu pork today.
Char Siu Rou tiptoed around, trying to escape, but was caught by Lin Yang.
"Today you have to kneel on the washboard."
In the end, the char siu pork looked so unlovable that he had to kneel on the washboard.
But on the other side, Zhang Jiaxu wants to cry but has no tears!
"My hang glider!"
"Shanzhu, what do you think my hang glider should do? If dad finds out, he will beat me to death!"
"300 million, that's all there is to it!
Lin Yang, who was about to run away, was suddenly stopped by Zhang Jiaxu. Lin Yang showed a bit of embarrassment, and then said haha.
"Shenhao, you know me. Our Shushan Village has no money to compensate."
Zhang Jiaxu was full of heartache. He originally wanted to take the hang glider for a ride, but he didn't expect such bad luck.
At this moment, Lin Yang suddenly thought of an idea, and looked at the char siu pork next to him.
"Why don't you be so proud, I'll lend you the barbecued pork for a few days."
As soon as these words came out, Zhang Jiaxu was full of excitement.
"Really? Mountain Lord?"
The fans in the broadcast room were taken aback for a moment, and then burst out laughing.
"I didn't expect the owner of the mountain to sell the char siu pork. Don't say I'm dying of laughter."
"By the way, does the owner of the mountain have an activity to rent barbecued pork? Even if it costs 1000 yuan an hour, I am willing."
"For 1000 yuan an hour, you can see that Shenhao lost 300 million yuan, and he only lent him for one day. Calculate the price."
Everyone calculated it and was dumbfounded. This daily salary is really cool.
Lin Yang nodded, and said calmly: "This incident was caused by the char siu pork itself, and it is to make up for your loss."
Zhang Jiaxu went to hear the words, his eyes lit up immediately.
"Shanzhu, is what you said true? Then can I hug the char siu meat now!"
All the dissatisfaction of Shenhao just now seemed to disappear, and he was very excited when he saw the barbecued pork.
At this time, the char siew meat only felt a chill, and protested twice.
But when he protested the lunch break, he was caught by Ge Shenhao.
Lin Yang rolled his eyes.Self-inflicted can't live.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Lin Yang quickly turned around and slipped away, good guy, he can't afford to pay for the 300 million hang glider.
36 meter, go is the best policy.
Only the unlovely char siew is left.
Early autumn, the scorching summer has not faded.
No!It should be said that the temperature in Shushan Village has become even hotter than in summer.
Char Siu Rou was holding a small cucumber in his hand.
But the strange thing is that the small eyes of the char siew meat just stared at this little cucumber, and he didn't want to eat it for a long time.
The dry rice panda doesn't eat cucumbers anymore!
When the fans saw this scene, they were shocked.
"What's going on here? You don't even eat cucumbers. Could it be that today is the end of the world? Or am I hallucinating."
"Fortunately, I have already returned from Shushan Village. I didn't expect Shushan Village to be so hot that I don't even have the appetite for barbecued pork."
"It's strange to say that I also came to Shushan Village the year before last, but it was cold. How could it suddenly become like this this year?"
At this time, Lin Yang held a fan in his hand and was lying on the floor in thin clothes.
Lin Yang regretted it very much, why didn't he install an air conditioner at home?
Strange to say, the geographical location of Shushan Village makes Shushan Village always warm in winter and cool in summer.
It is precisely because of this that every time this period comes, Shushan Village will become a summer resort for tourists.
But this year is very strange. It is already early autumn, and the temperature in Shushan Village has not dropped at all, but it is surprisingly high, with the highest even reaching more than 40 degrees.
"Hey!"
Char Siu Rou bit off the small cucumber in his hand, screaming in dissatisfaction.
(End of this chapter)
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