Village live broadcast: Angrily rubbing giant pandas at the beginning!

Chapter 283: Fudged Barbecued Pork Blind Date!
Lin Yang stretched out his hand and gave the char siu pork a brain blow.

"You're a male panda, and you haven't grown up yet, okay?"

Fans in the live broadcast room immediately responded.

"Why can't male pandas bring babies? Mountain Lord, do you look down on our old men who are raising babies at home!"

"The rhythm is picking up. This society is too prejudiced against men. We can not only make money, but also raise children!"

"Shanzhu, the char siu pork will be an adult in two years, and it is almost time to arrange a partner for it."

Lin Yang felt that his outlook on life had exploded, and he didn't bother to pay attention to his fans.

Then he glanced at Xiao Jin and found that although it was a little weak, it was not a serious problem, and he was relieved.

It is a one in ten thousand miracle to be able to give birth to twin golden monkeys, and it will definitely attract many experts at Shushan Village.

Lin Yang stepped forward and stared at the little golden monkey intently. I have to say, this appearance is really cute.

At this moment, Xiao Jin stood up tremblingly, and hugged the two little monkeys into his arms.

Then he staggered and picked up the little monkey, and handed it to Lin Yang.

This scene surprised everyone. You must know that the newborn monkey is definitely the object of her key care, and she will not give it to outsiders easily.

After all, every animal has a tendency to protect its cubs. Unexpectedly, after the two monkey cubs were born, the monkey mother handed the monkeys to Lin Yang.

How much trust should one have to let go of one's guard?
Lin Yang was overjoyed, and looked at the cub and couldn't help touching it twice.

"Damn it, Xiaojin actually handed the cub to the Mountain Lord. This is too spiritual."

"Damn, the owner of the mountain is really popular among animals. Generally, when golden monkey mothers are just born, they will not have the energy to take care of their cubs, and will hand over their cubs to other monkeys in the group to manage them, but it is the first time for me to hand them over to humans. See. I think it regards the mountain master as the monkey king!"

"Fuck, I think a miracle really happened."

Lin Yang glanced at the cub, then took out two cotton cloths to wrap the little golden monkey.

Now the two little golden monkeys are looking at Lin Yang with round eyes, they are very cute.

Char Siu Rou couldn't help but lay on Lin Yang's shoulder to watch the two golden silk cubs.

Lin Yang thought for a while, now is the dangerous period for golden monkey cubs, and now is not the time to watch.

After all, the two golden monkeys were just born, and I didn't know much about them. When Zhang San came, I would hand them over to professionals.

Now move the two cubs to a safe place, in case something happens, the loss outweighs the gain.

He put the two cubs in the house, and after a while, Zhang San came.

He patted Lin Yang's arm directly, his face full of excitement!
"A miracle, this is simply a miracle. I have been a member of the Animal Protection Association for so many years, and this is the first time I have seen twin golden monkeys that were not artificially bred."

"Sure enough, there are outstanding people in Shushan Village. At that time, I will apply to send other protected animals to build an ecological circle."

At this time, Zhang San looked at the two golden monkey cubs as if he had found a treasure.

"That's work."

Lin Yang was slightly overjoyed, if the new protected animals were really arranged for him by the time.

He also welcomes new members.

After Zhang San left with the golden monkey.

Lin Yang looked at the barbecued pork.

The current char siu pork is only two years old, but after two or three years, it will be the grade to be a father.

Prepare for a rainy day, now is the wife who considers char siu pork.

But until now, Char Siu Rou lived with him, never met a bear girl, and separated from the group.

At that time, not to mention marrying a wife, whether you can find a female panda is a problem. By then, you will become a single panda?
At this moment, Lin Yang suddenly remembered a female panda he had seen before, Tuantuan.

This kind of thing has to be done early, and it will be fun for Tuantuan to be with other pandas.

Even if Barbecued Pork doesn't have the ability to be a father right now, but first go get a date with a childhood sweetheart, Xiongmeizi, to enhance their relationship, and then they won't have to worry about having a wife.

Thinking of this, Lin Yang smiled at the char siew meat beside him and said, "Char siu meat, go and dress up, let's go and play with Tuan Tuan."

"I remember that Tuantuan has come to our Shushan Village now."

After hearing Lin Yang's words, Char Siu Rou was stunned for a moment, as if searching for who Tuan Tuan was in his mind.

Later, Lin Yang saw that the little head of the char siew was shaking like a rattle.

Benbao doesn't want to play with Tuantuan!
Seeing this, Lin Yang looked puzzled: "Why don't you want to play with Tuantuan? Didn't you just want a child?"

"Go now and strengthen your relationship with Tuantuan. You will have a ready-made wife in the future. How wonderful, you will definitely be able to reach the pinnacle of Xiongsheng by then."

After hearing Lin Yang's words, the fans in the live broadcast room were all sore.

"Shanzhu, I want to take char siu pork on a blind date! Good guy, char siu pork doesn't have a childhood sweetheart, so I raised one from childhood!"

"As a one-handed dog, why did gasoline and torches appear in my hands? I'm so sour."

"I wish I was a panda too, so that I don't even need to find the girl myself, and someone even prepares the gift for marrying the girl."

But at this time, the char siu pork was still shaking his head.

Lin Yang has never seen this kind of barbecued pork, but Lin Yang can be sure that the barbecued pork is definitely not because of shyness or anything like that.

But Lin Yang has made up his mind on this matter, even if it is a deadlift, he will pull the char siew over.

"Okay, Char Siu Rou, if you obediently go to see Tuantuan, then I will reward you with five small cucumbers!"

Lin Yang didn't believe that as a foodie, char siew meat could resist the temptation of five small cucumbers.

But what Lin Yang didn't expect was that after hearing that there were five small cucumbers, Char Siu Rou had a tangled expression on his face, but finally shook his head.

"Good guy! I don't even want a cucumber!"

As the saying goes, money can make ghosts turn millstones.There is nothing that money can't solve. If there is, it must be that you don't give enough.

This principle can naturally be applied to barbecued pork.

Lin Yang slowly raised six fingers.

"Six small cucumbers!"

Char Siu Rou was overjoyed at first when he heard the six small cucumbers, but he quickly reacted and shook his head as before.

Seeing this, Lin Yang snorted and laughed: "Xiang, I can't cure you anymore!"

"Ten small cucumbers!"

After hearing the temptation and temptation of ten small cucumbers, the char siu pork finally couldn't bear it anymore, and immediately groaned.

accepted!You can't let go of the promise you made, Little Cucumber!

"Won!"

A triumphant smile appeared on Lin Yang's face.

The fans in the live broadcast room are already sour at this time.

"Withdraw, I'll go eat some lemon first, and the char siu pork is going to show off my affection."

(End of this chapter)