Village live broadcast: Angrily rubbing giant pandas at the beginning!

Chapter 400

Lin Yang gave the Taoist a push: "Don't be dazed, light the fire quickly, and stew it to vent your anger."

The Taoist priest glared at him with black lines all over his face, clenched his fists so that he really wanted to punch Lin Yang.

"Hey, hey." The char siu rou urged again.

"Shut up dead panda!" the Taoist yelled angrily.

The char siew pork turned around, turned its butt towards the Taoist priest, twisted left and right on the verge of death, and frantically tested it, buzzing: The dead Taoist priest came to hit me, stew me, come and be happy.

"I'll go, Taoist priests can bear this?"

"Nimma Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, there is no one else for this Taoist priest."

"What the hell is going to change me to ignite the fire directly on the cliff, and I won't stop until the char siew meat is stewed."

"Upstairs, stop bragging. If you were to change it, you would be more cowardly than a Taoist priest."

"Wow, woof, woof." Qiuqiu yelled a few times suddenly, and then ran forward, holding the lighter with his claws, and after a lot of effort, he even used his mouth. The fire was too big, and at the moment of igniting, a big fire directly burned the dog hair on the ball.

"Wow, woof, woof..." Qiuqiu jumped and Lao Gao yelled frantically.

Lin Yang hurriedly shouted: "Jump into the pot, there is water in the pot."

Qiuqiu reacted and jumped into the pot with a clatter, but at this moment, there was already a smell of burnt dog hair in the air.

"A panda stewed in an iron pot, a braised dog in soy sauce, how the hell do you know how to play?" the Taoist muttered, shook his head, turned and left.

Seeing this, the char siu rou immediately jumped out, grabbed a stone and threw it at the Taoist priest.

The stone hit the Taoist priest's back, and the Taoist turned his head instantly in pain: "You are enough of a dead panda, I have a limit to my patience."

Char Siu Rou turned around and pointed his butt at the Taoist priest.

"I have a limit to patience, you little bastard, don't bully Daoist too much."

The char siew pork picked up the big iron pot, and directly poured a big pot of water on the Taoist priest.

The Taoist priest instantly became a drowned chicken, but still said: "The patience of the Taoist master has a limit!"

The fans were all convinced: "You have a ball limit, stop beeping."

"This Taoist is so cowardly, it makes me angry when I look at it."

"It's a good thing I wasn't there, otherwise Fei-Fai would beat up this Taoist priest. I'd like to see what the limit of his patience is."

There was ridicule in the live broadcast room, but Lin Yang deeply felt the Taoist's love.

This is so angry that the seven orifices are full of smoke and don't do anything. Who can have such good endurance?Even Lin Yang couldn't do it himself.

"Enough with the char siu pork, take it easy, you Taoist master is actually quite a good person." Lin Yang began to stop him.

"What a ball, if you didn't stop me, I would have stewed this damn animal today." The Taoist priest was still dead.

Lin Yang had no choice but to go forward and grab the back of the neck of the char siu pork: "It's almost done, come with me now."

"Dead panda, don't go away. If you have the guts, come back and fight the Taoist master for [-] rounds. You will be done if the Taoist stews or not." The Taoist shouted.

This is what you can do.Lin Yang cursed in his heart, and dragged the char siu pork away.

[-]. There was nothing to say at night, and in the blink of an eye the next day, Lin Yang took the barbecued pork to the Taoist's vegetable garden, plowed the land, sowed the seeds, and was busy all day.

Then came another day, Lin Yang planted all his own vegetable gardens, recorded it live, and waited for the rich time to witness the miracle with his fans.

"Can this still be a miracle? The mountain owner must have grown something good. I'll just order a hundred catties of cucumbers."

"Upstairs, you are wrong. These are special seeds researched by Taoist priests. Otherwise, can they be planted this winter? You really have no common sense at all."

"Then I don't care. Anyway, I will order a hundred catties of cucumbers first."

"How can it be a hundred catties, I'll take two hundred catties."

"I have a lot of people in my family, so I will come directly to a ton."

"Upstairs, you're a fool. It's so obvious that you want to be a second-rate dealer and sell it at a high price to grab the bamboo shoots."

Lin Yang looked at the bullet screen with eyes full of relief. To be honest, he also looked forward to the special seed researched by this Taoist priest. If it is really strong enough and watered by his spiritual spring water, it will definitely happen.

But it has just been planted, and the harvest time is still early, and the weather is getting colder and colder, and it snows almost all day long. It is said that the roads down the mountain have started to be closed one after another.

In view of this situation, the Shushan Ice and Snow Festival had to end early, and fans and tourists couldn't help feeling sorry for it.

To express his apologies, Lin Yang took out his inventory and gave everyone a catty of Chinese cabbage, or a big radish and sweet potato, which was sincere and could increase the publicity effect for his and the Taoist vegetable garden. The idea must be good, but ...

Barbecued pork and braised pork are not happy anymore. The weather is so cold right now, and they are counting on those stocks to survive this winter. As a result, the stocks are directly gone by two-thirds, so what the hell.

So, on the way, many fans and tourists were robbed.

Char Siu Pork and Red Roast Pork suddenly jumped out from the side of the road, holding a stick and yelling: This mountain is open, and those vegetables are planted by this treasure. If you want to beat this, leave the vegetables as a fortune.

These two things are obviously learned from TV, but the fans and tourists don't understand.

"What are they calling?"

"I don't know, it seems to be robbing?"

"Robbery? Robbery or sex?"

"Fuck you, uncle, can this giant panda steal your sex?"

People were talking about it, when the char siew pork suddenly came up, pointed at the big radish in the tourist's hand, and said: Be honest, hand it over.

The tourist passed the big radish in a daze, and was about to pick up the roasted pork when Lin Yang's roar suddenly sounded: "How dare you!"

In an instant, the char siew pork ran away, followed by the braised pork.

"Stop, both of you!" Lin Yang yelled, almost going mad with rage.

These two guys have been robbing all over the place today, and every time Lin Yang rushes to rob, Lin Yang is one step behind.

According to incomplete statistics, these two goods have robbed at least [-] tourists.

Lin Yang was exhausted from tracking all the way, but there was joy in the live broadcast room: "Mother and son are thieves who specialize in robbing vegetables. Shushan is really going to be famous now."

"If you want me to say, these tourists are not at a loss. You can exchange a radish for the experience of being robbed by a giant panda. It's really worth it."

"That's right, this radish was given away by the mountain owner for free. If I want to change it, I will pass it up directly, and I don't even need to use barbecued pork."

At this time, the char siew pork and red roast pork ran to another road, and directly put on a pose: Hand over the vegetables, or you will die.

The tourists along the way had heard the news long ago, and unexpectedly they would actually run into each other, and all of them were overjoyed at once.

"Come, come, I'll give you the radish, the barbecued pork hero, please spare me hahaha..."

"I don't want radishes anymore. My life is the most important thing. The two panda heroes must not kill me hehehe."

Char Siu Pork and Red Roast Pork looked at each other, a little confused: Why did you take the initiative to hand it in?There is no experience of blocking the road and robbery at all.

No, it’s okay if you don’t have a sense of accomplishment, you have to do it all over again.

The char siu pork grabbed the radish and handed it back to the tourists. The tourists were stunned.

(End of this chapter)