Village live broadcast: Angrily rubbing giant pandas at the beginning!

Chapter 408

"Get up, you dead dog, get up!"

"My patience is limited, hurry up!"

"Ahhh, my patience has a limit!"

The Taoist screamed and grabbed Qiuqiu, but Qiuqiu tried his best to hold on to the Taoist's face, but the Taoist didn't dare to use any force, otherwise the bones of Qiuqiu's small body would be torn apart.

As a result, Lin Yang rushed to pick up the ball, and when the Taoist finally got up from the ground, his hair was disheveled and his face was covered with the paw prints of the ball, he looked like a ghost.

"Damn dead dog, you wait for me, I have to find a chance to stew you, stew a pot of dog meat..."

"Woof, woof, woof." Qiuqiu was held by Lin Yang's neck, but he was still yelling at the Taoist with his teeth and claws: "Damn Taoist, come here, come here, come here..."

"Qiaoqiu, shut up." Lin Yang frowned and stretched out his hand to pat Qiuqiu twice. Finally, Qiuqiu stopped, but he still glared at the Taoist priest, almost treating the Taoist priest as if he had killed his father and enemy.

Lin Xiaoyu glanced at the Taoist priest, and said quietly: "Did Qiuqiu find out about your stewed dog meat?"

The Taoist froze for a moment, and suddenly became angry: "I found a ball, if it weren't for you, a dead girl, I would have been treated like this? Didn't I see that this dead dog just thought I hijacked you to treat me like this?"

Lin Yang was still wondering at first, but when he heard this, he suddenly realized, so it is like this?

Lin Xiaoyu hugged Qiuqiu with a smile, and said while walking home: "Qiuqiu is not bad, it didn't hurt you for nothing, I will cook dog meat for you every day from now on."

"Wang Wang Wang..."

Lin Yang was confused for a moment, and after regaining his senses, he pulled the Taoist past him, walked quickly into the house, and asked directly, "Tell me quickly? What's going on?"

"How the hell do I know what's going on? Ask Lin Xiaoyu, that damn girl, I'm going to sleep, you hurry up and make room for me."

Um?Lin Yang was a little confused.

At this time, Lin Xiaoyu was already explaining to the girl that she just ran out for a walk in frustration, unknowingly reached the top of Shushan Mountain, and then forced the Taoist priest to send her back.

"It's that simple?"

"Yeah, it's that simple."

Ya Tou and Lin Yang, Tang Qingyuan and Zhao Liang, and the village head and villagers who came afterward were all in a mess after hearing this.

Of course, apart from the mess, they all knew in their hearts that the truth must not be like this!
But now is not the time to ask questions. After all, it is almost dawn after busy work, and everyone is extremely sleepy at this time. No matter what, we will talk about it tomorrow. Anyway, we are fine now, so go to bed first!

Early the next morning, Lin Yang was awakened by a knock on the door.

Uninvited guests visit.

"Hello, we are from the headquarters of the China Giant Panda Conservation Association. Due to the abnormal weather in Shushan Mountain, it is too cold and may cause harm to the giant pandas. We are here to take away the barbecued pork, braised pork and tuantuan, and send them to other places for proper disposal. .”

In an instant, there was a 'buzz' in Lin Yang's mind, and he was immediately stunned.

Come so fast?Didn't it mean three days later?Why did you come here the next day?
"Hey." Char Siu Rou woke up at this moment, slapped his mouth and yawned, and walked towards this direction in a daze and lazily.

"Don't come here with barbecued pork!" Lin Yang shouted quickly.

Immediately, the person in charge of the headquarters paused, and immediately turned his gaze to the char siu pork.

The air was dead silent for a moment, and the char siew meat also sensed that something was wrong, so he quickly stopped and stood still, blinking his eyes, scratching his ears and scratching his head, groaning in a daze: What's the matter?
Lin Yang anxiously stared at the char siu pork: go, go!

But can't the char siew meat understand his eyes? After staring for a long time, he still winked there like a model, getting more and more excited as if he was hilarious, and even covered his face with his paws, and then suddenly opened it, humming Crazy cute.

Lin Yang was convinced, and the person in charge of the headquarters came back to his senses at this moment, and waved his hand: "That should be barbecued pork, take it away."

As soon as these words came out, several staff members from the headquarters immediately went towards the char siu pork.

Lin Yang clenched his fists subconsciously, but was forced by reason, and kept telling himself in his heart: don't do it, don't stop it, keep calm, or things will go wrong.

In a blink of an eye, several staff from the headquarters came in front of the char siew, showing friendly smiles: "Come on char siu, Shushan is too cold this year, we will take you to a warm place..."

The screams were heart-piercing, and the staff member from the headquarters screamed frantically, stretched out his hands to cover his crotch, and fell to the ground.

Everyone was stunned, they actually saw the char siu rou suddenly raised his leg and kicked the crotch of the headquarters staff?

This shit!The person in charge quickly frowned, and strode forward: "Don't make trouble with char siew, we are here to pick you up, to give you a better and more comfortable environment..."

Before he could finish speaking, the person in charge's voice suddenly changed color—the char siew pork rushed towards him.

"Hey, hey." The char siu pork moved like a rabbit and was like a thunder, shouting loudly and knocking the person in charge into the air in a blink of an eye.

In full view, the person in charge flew far away and fell into the snow with a loud bang.

Just now when Lin Yang was anxious and anxious, he secretly used his mobile phone to activate the drone and started the indoor live broadcast, in order to let everyone see the whole process, and leave evidence so that the barbecued pork, braised pork and Tuantuan can be re-accepted in the future. return.

The result was that fans saw the scene of char siu pork 'violently resisting arrest'.

"Hahaha, I just said that there is a reason why the char siu pork didn't panic before."

"That's right, anyone can take char siu pork away?"

"Char Siu Pork: If I don't leave, what can you do to me? Come and try to touch me?"

"This group of staff is also unlucky. How could they be put on such an errand, and they will be killed when they encounter a cliff with barbecued pork."

"No, the char siu pork is not that cruel. It's impossible to die, at most it's half dead."

The fans were excited, but Lin Yang was in a bit of a mess. After all, those people were also from the headquarters of the China Giant Panda Conservation Association, and they were serious official staff. If there was something good or bad here...

"嘤嘤嘤." Char Siu Rou suddenly roared loudly, and the wild roar interrupted Lin Yang's thoughts in an instant.

Immediately after Lin Yang looked up, he saw that Char Siu Rou grabbed a stick and threw it at the headquarters staff.

"I rely on."

"What's the matter with this panda?"

"That's right, why are you still beating people?"

"Stop talking nonsense, run quickly..." The person who didn't want to talk nonsense slowed down for a while, and was suddenly hit on the head with a stick of char siu pork, and immediately fell down with stars in his eyes.

Lin Yang was startled, and was about to step forward to stop him, but the Taoist came out at this moment, pulled Lin Yang directly and walked into the house: "Are you a tiger? It's not illegal for a dead panda to beat people. It doesn't want to It doesn't matter who you go, you fucking want to stop it?"

"But you can't hurt anyone."

"Those who hurt the ball, don't go out here, leave it to me."

The Taoist dragged Lin Yang into the house, and turned to go out by himself.

Lin Yang was about to chase after him, but was stopped by Lin Xiaoyu: "Brother, don't make trouble, what do you think I called the Taoist priest over?"

What?Lin Yang froze for a moment, a little confused.

(End of this chapter)