Village live broadcast: Angrily rubbing giant pandas at the beginning!
Chapter 413 Mission Failure
Chapter 413 Mission Failure
In the live broadcast room, many fans were already excited.
"The char siu pork is dry for him, yes, that's it."
"Xiao Jin is so bad, he stabbed people in the crotch with a stick hahaha..."
"It's not just Xiao Jin, I found that this group of golden monkeys are really bad, they are basically poking their crotches with sticks."
"What's the point of stabbing in the front? I just saw a golden monkey stab someone in the back with a stick. It felt really cool."
"The cliff was brought down by Xiao Jin, this nima didn't run away."
Lin Yang picked up his mobile phone and glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room, ran over, waved his arms and shouted again: "Stop, you all stop!"
"Char Siu Pork, are you disobedient? Be careful, I'll beat you up."
"There's braised pork, you, hurry up and don't hit me, do you hear me?"
The voice resounded, and Lin Yang tried to dissuade them in every way, but it was of no use at all. Barbecued pork, braised pork, Tuantuan and Xiaojin were still chasing those headquarters staff and beating them hard.
It wasn't until half an hour passed that all the staff at the headquarters were wailing and lying on the ground, completely unable to get up. Then the Char Siew Rou stopped, and he yelled a few times to greet the Braised Rou and Tuantuan.
Finally, the chaos disappeared, and the snow returned to calm.
The bald anchor curled up and shivered, and almost passed out from the cold.
Since the pilot was also tortured enough and couldn't recover in a short time, all the headquarters staff couldn't leave, so Lin Yang could only take them back.
Of course it's not at home, it's a hotel.
"780 per person per night, [-] deposit, who pays? Cash or credit card?" The cashier's voice at the front desk of the hotel was unusually crisp.
Several headquarters staff were all confused, and then Qiqi looked at Lin Yang: Pay the money?
Lin Yang frowned: "What are you talking about? These are people from the headquarters of the Giant Panda Conservation Association. How could this be?"
Many headquarters staff breathed a sigh of relief.
"Then, remove the change?"
"Well, this is fine."
People are confused again, just go for a fraction?
"If you get rid of the change, it's...780 per person per night, with a deposit of [-]. Who will pay? Cash or credit card?" The cashier's voice was still very crisp.
All the staff at the headquarters scolded their mothers in their hearts: 780 just now, now [-], what the hell is called removing the change?
"Hahaha, this cashier lady is so honest, she really did go for the change, it's only eight yuan less hahaha..." The fans in the live broadcast room were already laughing like crazy.
"No way, the folk customs of Shushan are so simple, everyone is a real person."
"Yes, otherwise, why would Char Siu Rou stay in Shushan and refuse to leave, because the folk customs here are simple and honest."
"Look at that dead monk, his face is turning green."
"Then why can't it be green? I was here to take away the char siu pork, but I was beaten up, and I came to this hotel to send a wave of business to the mountain owner. If I want to change it, I will be pissed off."
The bald anchor was almost pissed off, and after finally paying the money, he went upstairs. When he entered the room, he closed the door with a loud bang, and didn't show his face until night.
Until, there was a sudden knock on the door.
The moment the door was opened, the bald anchor was stunned, and the anger on his face disappeared without a trace.
At the door, Char Siu Rou pointed to the dining car in front of him, and then pointed to the payment code hanging on his body, blah blah: Hurry up and pay, Benbao is in a hurry.
The bald anchor frowned tightly with black lines on his face, reached out to pick up the dinner plate and took a closer look, damn it, one thousand three?
"What kind of shit is so expensive? Robbing money? Deliberately targeting me?"
"Hey." The char siu yelled back immediately.
The bald host was shocked for a moment, trembling but still gritted his teeth, and boldly said: "Call Lin Yang over, I want to see what kind of meal can cost [-] yuan!"
Char Siu Rou growled and was about to get angry when the door of the opposite suite suddenly opened, and a guy rushed over, swept over the dining car, picked up a plate, and paid for it.
"Ding, Alipay arrived, [-] yuan."
The bald anchor was stunned, what the hell?What the hell is someone actually buying it?
At this time, the doors of several rooms next to it were also opened, and tourists came out one after another, rushing to the dining car, picking up their plates one by one and paying.
After a while, the dining car was empty.
The bald anchor was stunned: Is this a bunch of idiots?A meal of [-] yuan is still rushing to buy it?Damn retarded!
"Hahaha, I just said that this dead monk will definitely not want it."
"I guess the dead monk must still be calling those people mentally retarded in his heart."
"It's better than waiting to regret it. The things that come out of the main vegetable garden in Temoshan are delicious and aphrodisiac. The top specialties of Shushan Hotel, we can't buy them even if we want to eat them. This dead monk doesn't want them. It's just plain."
"It's really not a good idea, I'm afraid that he will ask for it."
Fans were discussing hotly in the live broadcast room, and the char siu pork pushed the dining car away at this time. When he walked to the distance, he glanced back at the bald anchor, then raised his buttocks, and twisted vigorously at the bald anchor, provoking wildly.
The bald anchor clenched his fists tightly and was so angry that he was so angry, but he didn't dare to attack, so he could only bear it.
The night outside the window was blurred, time passed quietly, and soon, it was midnight.
In the backyard of the hotel, Lin Yang, Lin Xiaoyu, Qin Rui and others sat around the fire, discussing the next thing while grilling meat.
"I think the matter should be over, right? Could it be that the headquarters of the Giant Panda Conservation Association will send someone over?"
"It's hard to say. After all, the procedures are complete and the procedures are legal. When it is really necessary, it is completely possible to mobilize the armed forces."
"Then what should we do? If it really comes to that time, wouldn't we just have to watch the char siu pork being taken away?"
At this time, Lin Xiaoyu raised his head and cast a meaningful look at the Taoist priest.
Lin Yang found out, and immediately frowned: "You damn girl, why are you still flirting with that dead Taoist priest?"
"What are you flirting with, bro, don't talk nonsense!"
"Barbecue." Char Siu Rou shouted from the side, pointed at Lin Xiaoyu and the Taoist priest with his paws, and nodded while groaning: That's right, Ben Bao saw it too, they were flirting.
As for the gesture of char siu pork, everyone can understand it without translation.
Lin Xiaoyu was anxious, and stared at him fiercely: "If you gesture carelessly with char siu pork, be careful and I will slap you!"
The char siew pork shut up immediately, but the braised pork jumped out again, gesticulating and groaning: You are flirting with the Taoist priest, and I saw it too.
Lin Xiaoyu directly grabbed a ball of snow and threw it at it.
At the same time, in the hotel, the bald anchor was so anxious that he was sweating profusely and slammed into the bathroom door like crazy, but there was a bang, the door was not broken, but he was vomited blood...
(End of this chapter)
In the live broadcast room, many fans were already excited.
"The char siu pork is dry for him, yes, that's it."
"Xiao Jin is so bad, he stabbed people in the crotch with a stick hahaha..."
"It's not just Xiao Jin, I found that this group of golden monkeys are really bad, they are basically poking their crotches with sticks."
"What's the point of stabbing in the front? I just saw a golden monkey stab someone in the back with a stick. It felt really cool."
"The cliff was brought down by Xiao Jin, this nima didn't run away."
Lin Yang picked up his mobile phone and glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room, ran over, waved his arms and shouted again: "Stop, you all stop!"
"Char Siu Pork, are you disobedient? Be careful, I'll beat you up."
"There's braised pork, you, hurry up and don't hit me, do you hear me?"
The voice resounded, and Lin Yang tried to dissuade them in every way, but it was of no use at all. Barbecued pork, braised pork, Tuantuan and Xiaojin were still chasing those headquarters staff and beating them hard.
It wasn't until half an hour passed that all the staff at the headquarters were wailing and lying on the ground, completely unable to get up. Then the Char Siew Rou stopped, and he yelled a few times to greet the Braised Rou and Tuantuan.
Finally, the chaos disappeared, and the snow returned to calm.
The bald anchor curled up and shivered, and almost passed out from the cold.
Since the pilot was also tortured enough and couldn't recover in a short time, all the headquarters staff couldn't leave, so Lin Yang could only take them back.
Of course it's not at home, it's a hotel.
"780 per person per night, [-] deposit, who pays? Cash or credit card?" The cashier's voice at the front desk of the hotel was unusually crisp.
Several headquarters staff were all confused, and then Qiqi looked at Lin Yang: Pay the money?
Lin Yang frowned: "What are you talking about? These are people from the headquarters of the Giant Panda Conservation Association. How could this be?"
Many headquarters staff breathed a sigh of relief.
"Then, remove the change?"
"Well, this is fine."
People are confused again, just go for a fraction?
"If you get rid of the change, it's...780 per person per night, with a deposit of [-]. Who will pay? Cash or credit card?" The cashier's voice was still very crisp.
All the staff at the headquarters scolded their mothers in their hearts: 780 just now, now [-], what the hell is called removing the change?
"Hahaha, this cashier lady is so honest, she really did go for the change, it's only eight yuan less hahaha..." The fans in the live broadcast room were already laughing like crazy.
"No way, the folk customs of Shushan are so simple, everyone is a real person."
"Yes, otherwise, why would Char Siu Rou stay in Shushan and refuse to leave, because the folk customs here are simple and honest."
"Look at that dead monk, his face is turning green."
"Then why can't it be green? I was here to take away the char siu pork, but I was beaten up, and I came to this hotel to send a wave of business to the mountain owner. If I want to change it, I will be pissed off."
The bald anchor was almost pissed off, and after finally paying the money, he went upstairs. When he entered the room, he closed the door with a loud bang, and didn't show his face until night.
Until, there was a sudden knock on the door.
The moment the door was opened, the bald anchor was stunned, and the anger on his face disappeared without a trace.
At the door, Char Siu Rou pointed to the dining car in front of him, and then pointed to the payment code hanging on his body, blah blah: Hurry up and pay, Benbao is in a hurry.
The bald anchor frowned tightly with black lines on his face, reached out to pick up the dinner plate and took a closer look, damn it, one thousand three?
"What kind of shit is so expensive? Robbing money? Deliberately targeting me?"
"Hey." The char siu yelled back immediately.
The bald host was shocked for a moment, trembling but still gritted his teeth, and boldly said: "Call Lin Yang over, I want to see what kind of meal can cost [-] yuan!"
Char Siu Rou growled and was about to get angry when the door of the opposite suite suddenly opened, and a guy rushed over, swept over the dining car, picked up a plate, and paid for it.
"Ding, Alipay arrived, [-] yuan."
The bald anchor was stunned, what the hell?What the hell is someone actually buying it?
At this time, the doors of several rooms next to it were also opened, and tourists came out one after another, rushing to the dining car, picking up their plates one by one and paying.
After a while, the dining car was empty.
The bald anchor was stunned: Is this a bunch of idiots?A meal of [-] yuan is still rushing to buy it?Damn retarded!
"Hahaha, I just said that this dead monk will definitely not want it."
"I guess the dead monk must still be calling those people mentally retarded in his heart."
"It's better than waiting to regret it. The things that come out of the main vegetable garden in Temoshan are delicious and aphrodisiac. The top specialties of Shushan Hotel, we can't buy them even if we want to eat them. This dead monk doesn't want them. It's just plain."
"It's really not a good idea, I'm afraid that he will ask for it."
Fans were discussing hotly in the live broadcast room, and the char siu pork pushed the dining car away at this time. When he walked to the distance, he glanced back at the bald anchor, then raised his buttocks, and twisted vigorously at the bald anchor, provoking wildly.
The bald anchor clenched his fists tightly and was so angry that he was so angry, but he didn't dare to attack, so he could only bear it.
The night outside the window was blurred, time passed quietly, and soon, it was midnight.
In the backyard of the hotel, Lin Yang, Lin Xiaoyu, Qin Rui and others sat around the fire, discussing the next thing while grilling meat.
"I think the matter should be over, right? Could it be that the headquarters of the Giant Panda Conservation Association will send someone over?"
"It's hard to say. After all, the procedures are complete and the procedures are legal. When it is really necessary, it is completely possible to mobilize the armed forces."
"Then what should we do? If it really comes to that time, wouldn't we just have to watch the char siu pork being taken away?"
At this time, Lin Xiaoyu raised his head and cast a meaningful look at the Taoist priest.
Lin Yang found out, and immediately frowned: "You damn girl, why are you still flirting with that dead Taoist priest?"
"What are you flirting with, bro, don't talk nonsense!"
"Barbecue." Char Siu Rou shouted from the side, pointed at Lin Xiaoyu and the Taoist priest with his paws, and nodded while groaning: That's right, Ben Bao saw it too, they were flirting.
As for the gesture of char siu pork, everyone can understand it without translation.
Lin Xiaoyu was anxious, and stared at him fiercely: "If you gesture carelessly with char siu pork, be careful and I will slap you!"
The char siew pork shut up immediately, but the braised pork jumped out again, gesticulating and groaning: You are flirting with the Taoist priest, and I saw it too.
Lin Xiaoyu directly grabbed a ball of snow and threw it at it.
At the same time, in the hotel, the bald anchor was so anxious that he was sweating profusely and slammed into the bathroom door like crazy, but there was a bang, the door was not broken, but he was vomited blood...
(End of this chapter)
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