Village live broadcast: Angrily rubbing giant pandas at the beginning!

Chapter 434

"I'm sorry, I've never seen a person as stupid as a Taoist priest in most of my life."

"Nimma, you can't even be called a dog, it's just like a beast."

"The scene of the death of a large Taoist priest, hahaha."

"I'm convinced. If you don't obey the fucking wall, you will obey this Taoist priest. He even stole dog shit, and Nima was caught by a dog on the spot."

It's no wonder that the fans in the live broadcast room are booing, the scene of the main scene is really weird, and this matter is really weird.

The Taoist priest stole dog feces and was caught by the dog on the spot. Even Lin Yang felt that this Taoist priest would have no face in the future.

The key is now, one person and one dog are still confronting each other.

"Wow, woof, woof." Qiuqiu yelled and yelled non-stop, trying desperately to rush up, but at the same time he had some scruples due to the difference in size between the two.

The Taoist priest had come to his senses at this time, but he still maintained the posture of lying on the ground and holding the dog shit in one hand, sweating profusely and stiff all over, motionless and silent, just gritted his teeth, frowned, annoyed, and wanted to go crazy .

Finally, Lin Yang couldn't stand it anymore, and stepped forward to break the extremely oppressive atmosphere: "Okay, don't lie on your stomach, get up quickly, isn't that embarrassing enough?"

"It's your fault for being ashamed of the mother?" The Taoist went crazy, stood up suddenly and threw the shit in his hand at Lin Yang.

Lin Yang hurriedly dodged to dodge, but behind him, the char siu pork that was following him was smashed right on.

In an instant, the air stiffened.

The Taoist was stunned, Lin Yang was astonished, and even Qiuqiu couldn't help but stop barking at this moment.

Dead silence, depressing, no matter whether it is a human or a dog, it feels a little out of breath.

A wave of anger obviously rose in the chest of the char siew meat, manic and ferocious roaring.

In the live broadcast room, the fans were boiling: "I can feel the small universe of char siu pork is exploding crazily."

"The prehistoric power of barbecued pork is also awakening."

"I bet Taoist priests will be slapped away by the palm of the Tathagata with char siu pork soon."

"I'm afraid it's not just Tathagata palms this time, but I have to add the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, otherwise the anger of Char Siu Rou will be hard to dissipate."

"Poor char siew, this time I was really cheated to death."

"Boom." The roar suddenly sounded.

The char siu rou went mad, yelling and pounced on the Taoist priest like crazy.

The Taoist panicked, turned around and ran wildly: "What's the matter with me, damn it? It's all because of that dead dog, you fucking blame me?"

"Dead panda, you fucking enough, stop now, stop!"

"Lin Yang, Lin Yang, why don't you just stand there and watch? Hurry up and take care of it..."

With a howl, the Taoist was thrown and fell by the char siu pork.

The char siu pork roared furiously, but at the same time it was rational, even very thug, directly rubbing his face at the Taoist priest's face...

The picture is too horrible to look at.

"Nimma, I vomited."

"Niucha, barbecued pork is so fucking cruel."

"Take a tooth for a tooth properly."

"Poor Taoist, I guess I won't be able to eat for the next week."

The fans were messy, especially Lin Yang. At this time, he really didn't dare to go up to persuade him, and he didn't dare to go up to pull the char siew meat away. If the char siew meat got angry at him, he would be damned.

There is no way, Lin Yang can only let Taoist priests bear all this.

After all, this kind of thing is probably only a Taoist priest can bear...

As a result, after a long time, when the char siu pork finally stopped, the Taoist priest had disheveled hair, his face was dirty, and he almost went crazy.

First, the vegetable garden was ruined, then almost killed by a grizzly bear, and then it was found that there was something wrong with it, but they didn't find out what was tricky.

Social death is a minor thing, and if a person with a glass heart encounters this, it is possible to jump off the building directly.

And this Taoist priest's ability to bear is obviously beyond the imagination of many people. After washing his whole body clean afterwards, when he changed his clothes and reappeared in front of Lin Yang, he put on the face of an unscrupulous Taoist priest again.

"Lin Yang, you must fucking compensate me, otherwise this fucking thing will never end."

"The dog is yours, and the dead panda is also yours. If you dare not give an explanation, I will fight you hard this time!"

"Did you hear that? Compensation!"

Lin Yang suppressed his smile and waved his hands: "Okay, okay, don't talk about it, I will pay, I will pay, hahaha..."

Nima, I couldn't help it anymore, Lin Yang still laughed wildly in front of the Taoist priest.

The Taoist priest gritted his teeth with a livid face, really fucking wanted to punch him in the face.

"What smell?" Lin Yang frowned suddenly.

"Damn Lin Yang, what do you mean? I've washed it clean and it's tasteless. You're fucking looking for faults and wanting to start a fight, right?" The Taoist became angry instantly.

Lin Yang frowned and swept around, quickly staring at the direction of the Taoist hut, Nima, it's on fire.

"What are you looking at? I'm talking to you!" The Taoist moved a few steps to directly block Lin Yang's sight: "Take me as air, right? Lin Yang, let me tell you, I've had enough today, and I'm full of anger There is nowhere to vent, you don't fucking mess with me, and if you don't open any pot like this..."

"You're going to burn your own house when you're full of fire?" Lin Yang interrupted with a serious tone.

"What?" The Taoist was stunned for a moment, and then his face was gloomy: "Is it gloating? Are you excited when you hear that I'm holding back your stomach? Are you still telling bad jokes here? Is it funny? Be careful, I won't let you cry!"

"Crying for your mother, your house is on fire!" Lin Yang suddenly pushed the Taoist priest away, and hurriedly ran towards the small hut.

"Your mother is on fire, Lin Yang, stop for me, I don't care if my house is really on fire, today I have to give you... What the hell? Is it really on fire?"

"Put out the fire, mother, hurry up and put out the fire..."

All the fans in the live broadcast room were in a mess, but at this moment they all refrained from speaking out, because at the scene, the small huts of the Taoist priests were really on fire.

And it was a fire.

In a blink of an eye, the fire was raging and thick smoke was billowing, and several small huts were completely destroyed.

Lin Yang originally wanted to save him, but when he arrived in front of him, he was avoided by the scorching heat from the fire, and he didn't dare to approach him at all.

Soon, the Taoist priest ran over and stood side by side with Lin Yang, his eyes were dazed, his whole body froze, and he was in a daze. The sudden fire really made people almost stupid.

Even Lin Yang couldn't react, how could something so good catch fire?

Those fans in the live broadcast room were the first to notice the clue: "Hey, where's the braised pork?"

"Yes, where did the braised pork go? It seems that I haven't seen this guy for a while."

"Damn it, the fire wasn't caused by braised pork, was it?"

"Nimma, is the braised pork still in the fire?"

(End of this chapter)