Village live broadcast: Angrily rubbing giant pandas at the beginning!

Chapter 473 Don't cry without seeing the coffin

Amidst the voices of the crowd, Lin Yang frowned tightly with a gloomy expression.

The bald head has sharp eyes and stepped forward: "Why, are you guilty? Don't dare?"

"I didn't believe it when I first heard the news. After all, how can you, a majestic mountain master, abuse a giant panda? At least you still have to rely on the giant panda Boredu to make money, right?"

"Anyway, if it's me, I'm sure I can't wait to give up the giant panda. After all, they are the parents of food and clothing."

"But you obviously don't think so in your heart."

Speaking of this, the bald head's eyes became more gloomy, and he pointed to the door: "Go, open the door, today we must see the barbecued pork with our own eyes, even if it is a corpse!"

"If you have a feeling, you just break in." Lin Yang's attitude was equally tough.

But what the bald head wants is his attitude. After all, the more Lin Yang is like this, the more it means that something happened to the barbecued pork.

As long as there is an accident with the barbecued pork, then this time, it is impossible for Lin Yang to turn over anyway.

Thinking of this, the bald head couldn't help but grinned, and pushed Lin Yang away with all his strength, then rushed over and kicked the door with his leg raised.

But at this moment, the door opened.

The bald head kicked in the air in an instant, and immediately the whole person fell forward and fell into the door with a loud plop.

Amidst the wailing, the bald head gritted his teeth and stood up, not caring so much, and was immediately busy looking for the corpse of the char siu pork.

As a result, when he raised his head, the bald head froze, stupefied, his mind was buzzing, it was a mess.

The char siu pork was standing in front of him, there was nothing wrong with it, and he was still scratching his head with his hands, his eyes were full of confusion, and he said, "What is this for? Come to kowtow in front of me in the new year to make such a big gift, what the hell am I?" But there is no red envelope for you."

In the live broadcast room, the fans shouted: "Hahaha, I fucking knew this was the case."

"Who the hell doesn't know this? The mountain master abused the barbecued pork? He killed it directly? It's a joke."

"Don't be ridiculous, I was really scared to death just now, especially when the mountain master refused to open the door, I was really scared in my heart."

"Upstairs +1, I was really terrified just now. After all, if something happened to the char siu pork, then the master of the mountain would completely collapse. Then I can't even imagine who I can trust in this world."

"You guys are really cowardly, it's not clear that the dead bald head wants to make trouble for the mountain master so that he can avenge himself?"

The whole thing is indeed that simple, but it is really frightening to many people, but now...

It was the bald head who was frightened, his face turned pale in a blink of an eye, he was stunned and couldn't believe what he saw was real, so he kept murmuring to himself with a trembling voice.

"No, it's impossible, how is this possible?"

"Fake, this must be fake."

"The char siu pork is dead, this must be fake, yes, it is fake!"

The bald head turned around suddenly, staring at Lin Yang with ferocious eyes: "I know what kind of trick you are playing, the real char siu pork is dead, so you found a fake one to replace it, so as to cover up what you committed. crime."

"That's right, it must be like this, otherwise why didn't you dare to open the door just now? Why did you procrastinate? You were busy disposing of the char siu pork corpse just now!"

With a roar, the bald head became more and more excited. After the roar, he turned around and searched around the house.

"Barbeck." Char Siu Rou stepped forward to stop him, pointed at his bald head, and yelled: "What the hell do you want to do? Are you tired of working and dare to act wild on Benbao's territory? Believe it or not, Benbao slapped me." Shoot you to death?"

The bald head froze immediately, but those people in the live broadcast room became even more excited.

"Yes, yes, this is barbecued pork!"

"Hahaha, this look, this movement, and this temper, what the hell, if it wasn't for the char siu pork, there would be ghosts!"

"Surrender with a bald head, the outside is full of barbecued pork, hahaha..."

"I suddenly discovered that this plot is familiar to the thief, the story of Bald Qiang and Xiong Daxiong Er? Is there any?"

"Damn it, it seems like it really smells like that, after all, pandas are also bears, hahaha."

A panda is also a bear, this is true, at least at this moment in front of the bald head, the ferocious appearance of the char siu pork is definitely not a cat, but a bear!
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' I don't think I'd dare to beat you up on the first day of the Lunar New Year?"

The bald head was frightened, and he couldn't help taking a step back.

But as soon as he retreated, the char siu rou immediately approached, and then the bald head took another step back, and another step, and he was forced out by the char siu rou before he knew it.

In front of everyone's eyes, the char siu pork came out, and closed the door by the way, then stared at the bald head with a serious gaze, as if ready to pounce on him at any time.

At this time, Lin Yang stepped forward and said lightly: "What else do you want to say now? The char siu pork is just standing here, do you want to have a fight with it to verify the authenticity?"

As soon as Lin Yang's voice fell, some villagers couldn't help laughing out loud.

Immediately, someone satirized: "The bald head is fine, maybe it can really beat the char siew pork to the ground."

"No, it doesn't matter if you can beat the char siu pork to the ground. The key is to verify the authenticity. What if the char siu pork is a fake?"

Char Siew Pork turned his head to look at the villager in an instant, and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? Who is the fake? I think you are the fake, and your whole family is fake."

Many villagers laughed. Although they couldn't understand what the char siew meat was talking about, just like it, anyone could probably guess what it meant.

And in the current situation, he doesn't care so much, anyway, it's over by laughing.

Even the people brought by the bald head couldn't help but want to laugh, but the bald head really couldn't laugh no matter what, and even at this moment they already had an urge to cry.

But in the end, he still insisted on his last stubbornness: "I, I'm going to search your house, I must make sure that there is no dead body hidden in your house today!"

"Damn, this bald head is really persistent." Everyone in the live broadcast room was excited again.

"Niubi, I can only say that the spirit of the bald head is awesome. It is worth learning from us."

"Don't look back if you don't bump into the south wall, don't shed tears when you don't see a coffin, don't scatter eagles when you don't see a rabbit, don't enter the bridal chamber if you don't see a bride, it's good to be bald."

"Upstairs, don't show off your literary talent so much. What the hell is it if you don't see rabbits and don't scatter eagles? Do you know what it means and you use idioms indiscriminately?"

"Ahem, this doesn't seem to be an idiom, it should be a common saying, right?"

The fans in the live broadcast room started to digress, but at the scene, the bald head was always thinking clearly, and he must search Lin Yang's house today!
Even if you dig three feet into the ground, you must find the corpse of the char siu pork!

(End of this chapter)