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Chapter 51 Barbecued pork actually wets the bed!

The girl frowned, and said dissatisfied when she heard Lin Yang's answer.

"Brother Yang, I'm already 19 years old, why am I still young?"

"Besides, my body should be bulging, and my aunt would praise me for being a good daughter-in-law in the future and giving birth to a fat baby."

After the girl finished speaking, she puffed out her chest with a face full of resentment, but it was a pity that it was an airport.

Lin Yang now wants to die, can my mother not lead the girl into trouble every day.

"Pfft, I burst out laughing, Shanzhu, let me see girl, why did you turn off the camera!"

"Sister Lin fell from the sky, why didn't the mountain master agree!"

"Such a cute girl, it's too cruel for the mountain master to refuse."

Lin Yang covered his forehead, now he is really one head and two big girls, what kind of thought did his mother instill in the girl.

"Girl, I didn't mean that. You are too young."

"When you grow up, good boy, go back."

The girl squeezed her hands, her face was full of uneasiness, and her face suddenly turned pale: "Brother Yang, I am no longer a child, do you not like me, so you find such an excuse."

"Then I'll go to my aunt and say I've canceled the marriage. I'm too self-indulgent to embarrass you."

At this moment, her eyes were full of tears, her face was full of grievances, she was holding the corner of her clothes tightly, and she was about to cry.

Seeing this scene, Char Siew Rou gently stroked her head with his bear paw, as if to comfort her.

"Shanzhu, what are you doing! Hurry up and comfort the girl."

"Now the mountain master is definitely a proper straight man with cancer."

"Damn! Shanzhu, you are not even as good as barbecued pork, I think it is stupid!"

Lin Yang looked embarrassed, he liked the girl, but now the girl is too young.

"Girl, that's not what I meant. When you grow up and still like me, we can talk about marriage."

"And how could I not like you?"

"Really? Brother Yang, you like me too?"

The girl suddenly burst into laughter, her beautiful eyes fixed on Lin Yang.

Lin Yang waved his hands helplessly: "I like it, I like it."

The girl blushed and bit her lips tightly: "Brother Yang, my parents are not here tonight, can you come to my house?"

Rubbing her hands together, she worked up the courage to say this.

"The spring of the mountain master is here, and I also want my childhood sweetheart."

"I'm sore, the girl is so cute, the mountain master is so lucky."

"Hey hey! Mountain Lord, do you understand what I mean?"

Just as everyone was waiting for Lin Yang to answer, he uttered a sentence.

"Did you bring the key with you, girl?"

The girl nodded when she heard the words: "Bring it!"

"The owner of the mountain is enlightened! It's not easy!"

"Congratulations to the owner of the mountain, and welcome to the wedding!"

At this moment, Lin Yang suddenly said, "Girl, you already have the keys, why are you still talking about your parents?"

"Is it because you're afraid of being alone? That's easy. I'll let the char siu pork accompany you."

The char siu yelled twice, agreeing.

The live broadcast immediately exploded!
"Grass, Mountain Lord, you, you really pissed me off."

"Girl finally mustered up the courage to say this, you are really a straight man!"

"Shanzhu, are you pretending to be crazy?"

When the girl heard this, her face immediately turned red.

"Brother Yang, that's not what I mean, can I come to your house today?"

"Shanzhu, you promise the girl quickly, I can't stand it anymore."

"Isn't that what you mean by keeping a single leaf out of your thousands of flowers?"

"My heart has gone into cardiac arrest now, and I can't wait to teach Shanzhu to fall in love right now."

Lin Yang said with a serious face: "Girl, no, I want to sleep with barbecued pork tonight."

"He wets the bed all the time and my bed is still wet."

As soon as he finished speaking, he hugged the char siu pork.

"Hey!" The char siu yelled in dissatisfaction, as if protesting.

It directly grabbed Lin Yang's hair with its bear paw.

Bedwetting is something that it wouldn't have done a few months ago.

"The owner of the mountain actually said that the char siew meat wets the bed, I laughed so hard."

"This reason is impeccable, the girl is too pitiful."

"Now I express my deep sympathy, and I even want to punch the mountain master!"

Hearing this, the girl didn't dare to say one more word, if she continued, she would be ashamed to death.

"Brother Yang, I'm leaving!"

After she said this, she trotted away quickly, spat lightly, her face flushed, did she think too much, and felt that Brother Yang was teasing herself.

Lin Yang looked at the back of the girl, took a deep breath, and suppressed the throbbing in his heart, how could he not understand what the girl was thinking.

It's just that for him, marrying a girl now, the guilt is overwhelming!
"I think the Mountain Lord will not be able to find a girlfriend in the future."

"Mountain Lord, Mountain Lord, is your master Erlang God? Why are you such a dog!"

"I'm now deeply worried about my visit from the brain-dead braid scene I hate, I remember the goddess arrived today."

"I hate braids with brains: I have arrived in Shushan, and now I am planning to refund the ticket! I am afraid that the owner of the mountain will be mad at me."

Lin Yang waved his hand: "Do you understand, this is playing hard to get."

"Why is the owner of the mountain so skinny? I really want to beat him, make a fist!"

"If you want to play hard to get, that's obviously letting the tiger go back to the mountain."

"Trouble me, I hate brain-dead braided dramas teaching Shanzhu to fall in love. Please, cure his straight male cancer."

"I hate brain-dead braids: Don't worry! Everyone, I will leave this big task to me."

Lin Yang was speechless, so he still needs to teach?

Just now he clearly rejected the girl on purpose, and these people still worry about themselves.

"I use you to teach? Haven't you heard a word?"

"People who have a partner are busy talking about a partner, and have no time to teach me. Only those who don't have a partner have time to teach others how to fall in love!"

"I'm heartbroken, Mountain Lord."

"I don't know why I want to cancel now."

"Why didn't we find that the mountain master is so skinny!"

At this moment, Zhang San suddenly appeared with a wry smile on his face.

"Shanzhu, don't take the barbecued pork out of the protected area, the superior has warned me several times!"

Seeing Zhang San's frowning expression, Lin Yang waved his hands.

"I don't want to bring this little ancestor, do you think he would like char siew?"

Zhang San smiled wryly when he heard the words: "This is an order from the superior, I can't disobey it, otherwise I can only put the char siu pork in a cage and lock it up."

Hearing the words, the barbecued pork suddenly jumped on Zhang San.

Zhang San was stunned, usually he was not so close to him with barbecued pork, why did he change his sex today?

At this moment, Zhang San suddenly heard a sound of broken cables.

There was a sudden burst of fragrance from him!Then I felt that my clothes were wet, but still warm.

"Fuck! Char Siu Pork, what are you doing!"

It was only then that Lin Yang realized that the char siu pork had swollen thousands of miles on Zhang San.

He quickly pulled the char siu pork off.

(End of this chapter)