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Chapter 54 Charcoal Grilled Bamboo Rat
"Pfft, the mountain master is teasing you, Goddess, how could the bamboo rat suffer from heat stroke! Didn't it just jump around alive and well?"

"On the one hundred ways of death of bamboo rats, I feel that the mountain master is suddenly powerful again, bamboo rats, danger!"

"Don't talk about it, I'm dying of laughter, the goddess was actually cheated, and I suggest punishing the mountain master."

Seeing this scene in the live broadcast room, everyone laughed at the owner of the mountain. It was obvious that the owner of the mountain was greedy, so he just found a reason.

Lin Yang licked his tongue. He already knew that there were bamboo rats behind his bamboo forest.

Every year, he and his dad would catch and charcoal-grill bamboo rats, which is definitely a delicacy.

If it wasn't for the recent arrival of char siu pork, he would have forgotten about it.

This wild bamboo rat is different from the artificially bred one, the meat is fresher.

Not only is it fat and tender, but it is also very chewy. If it is brushed with honey, it will taste absolutely amazing, and his mouth is watering just thinking about it.

This bamboo rat is chubby, there must be a lot of meat, otherwise he would have eaten it all by himself.

Tang Qingyuan was taken aback when he saw Lin Yang's expression, feeling that he should have been cheated.

"You lied to me, how could the bamboo rat have heat stroke? And this bamboo rat is so cute, how can you bear to eat it."

You must know that she also has a hamster at home, and she thinks about things when she sees them. Now this bamboo mouse is almost the same as the big hamster at home.

The char siew yelled twice, and the saliva was already dripping down. It was time to eat some meat.

At this time, Tang Qingyuan looked at the bamboo rat struggling constantly in the mouth of the char siew meat, his eyes showed a look of intolerance.

"Char Siu Pork, or else you should let it go, look at how pitiful it is."

As soon as she opened her mouth, the char siu pork shook her head, as if to express her disagreement.

Lin Yang quickly gave Char Siu Rou another look, and coughed: "It is certain that Char Siu Rou disagrees, do you know why it is called Bamboo Rat?"

"Because it gnaws on bamboo for a living, our bamboo forest was destroyed because of this little guy, and the barbecued pork has never been enough to eat."

Tang Qingyuan was taken aback, no wonder the char siu pork was unwilling to let go, which made her face look embarrassed.

"The owner of the mountain is too much, and he is cheating the goddess just to eat bamboo rats."

"With such a big bamboo forest, even if you eat char siew meat for ten years, you can't finish it. And I can clearly see that the char siew meat has been eating cucumbers recently!"

"It's over, the mountain master is about to become the next village tyrant, bamboo rat, danger!"

"But look at the dirty appearance of the bamboo rat, the mountain master really wants to eat it."

As soon as these words came out, black fans took the opportunity to move.

"Tsk tsk, is the anchor pretending to be poor, even daring to eat mice, it's really disgusting."

"I've already ordered the report, but the anchor actually came up with such a disgusting thing, it's disgusting."

"Drool over a mouse, isn't the anchor afraid of being eaten to death?"

Lin Yang laughed when he saw the barrage: "The bamboo rat is not an ordinary rat, how big is your rat?"

"I suggest you go to Du Niang to check it yourself. Don't make fun of the ingredients with your appearance. Today I will show off my cooking skills and let you know what is really delicious."

When Tang Qingyuan heard this, he realized that Lin Yang's previous words were all made up because he wanted to eat bamboo rats.

But no matter how cute the bamboo rat is, it can't destroy the ingredients of the char siu pork, so she comforted herself.

"The char siu pork, I let the mountain master kill all for you. If the mountain master does not taste good, I will definitely avenge the bamboo rat."

"I'm a Sanda coach."

After she finished speaking, she clenched her fists tightly, her eyes full of killing intent.

"Pfft, Shan Lord, don't be skinny, be careful and be beaten to death by the goddess."

"A goddess is a Sanda coach? Why did the image of a goddess in my heart collapse all of a sudden?"

"I'm dying of laughter, Mountain Lord, the goddess can really kill you with a single punch. Now I understand why the goddess is not afraid of tigers."

Lin Yang was slightly astonished: "Are you a Sanda coach?"

"Don't lie to me, you are so weak, how come you have practiced Sanda."

Tang Qingyuan smiled, then put on a boxing pose, and scolded softly.

"drink!"

Then he punched out, and a piece of bamboo fell to the ground with a plop, breaking apart all at once.

"Well, is this punch okay?"

"But the hands are indeed a little rusty."

The corners of Lin Yang's mouth twitched, his eyes showed an expression of disbelief, and he looked at Tang Qingyuan full of fear.

He even thought he was wrong?This is a goddess?It is clearly a tigress.

What the hell!

He believed that she could kill himself with one punch.

"From now on, I will give you the title of Mountain Lord! Starting today, you will be the second generation of Mountain Lord."

Lin Yang scratched his head and quickly confessed!
"Pfft, the mountain lord has confessed, the goddess' punch can really kill people!"

"Now I express my deep sympathy for Shanzhu's safety. After all, Shanzhu is a straight man with cancer."

"Everyone, what the goddess said about killing the mountain master with one punch seems to be true."

Tang Qingyuan waved his hand: "Shanzhu, I can also teach you self-defense."

After she finished speaking, she took a step closer to Lin Yang.

Lin Yang wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, subconsciously took a step back, with embarrassment on his face.

"No, there is char siu pork to protect me."

"Why do you take a step back, I'm so sad, Lord of the Mountain, I won't do anything to you."

Tang Qingyuan had a dumbfounding look on his face.

Lin Yang coughed: "I think I should stay away from you, I'm afraid I will die in the back mountain today."

"Fan, can you go home now, today's live broadcast will end here."

"The owner of the mountain is laughing at me to death, mourn in silence!"

"Is the owner of the mountain serious? Then take a step back, don't be cowardly."

"Show off your straight male cancer, the mountain master actually wants to shame and broadcast it."

Hearing this, Tang Qingyuan glanced at Lin Yang: "Shanzhu, don't you want to invite me to eat roasted bamboo rat?"

"I'm interested now, and I'm your number one fan, how can you treat me like this."

Lin Yang rubbed his head: "Okay, as long as you keep five meters between me..."

He is really scared now, Sanda coach?No one would think of this profession as the Tang Qingyuan in front of him.

Tang Qingyuan smiled slightly: "I was just joking just now, Lord of the Mountain, I won't really do anything to you."

Just after she took a step forward.

"Don't come here!"

Lin Yang exaggeratedly screamed, which caused joy in the live broadcast room.

By the lake, Lin Yang had already put the processed bamboo rats on bamboo sticks, brought a few catties of Tai Sui and vegetables, and was going to have a barbecue by the lake.

"Mountain Lord, set fire to the mountain, and sit in prison!"

"There is a fire on the mountain, and the detention center is under the mountain. Don't play barbecue in this bamboo forest."

"I already feel that I have seen the arrest of the owner of the mountain."

Lin Yang waved his hand: "I am by the lake, how could it be on fire, and this is a humid place."

"Everyone, I will show my cooking skills to all fans immediately!"

(End of this chapter)