Village live broadcast: Angrily rubbing giant pandas at the beginning!
Chapter 551 Zhang Chengzhi's Conspiracy
Chapter 551 Zhang Chengzhi's Conspiracy
"I didn't do anything." Lin Xiaoyu hurriedly put away her phone and turned to look away.
Hua Shiruo got up angrily and rushed towards Lin Xiaoyu, but the Char Siu Rou suddenly stretched out a short leg and tripped her...
With the sound of 'Ah', Hua Shiruo's expression changed instantly, and she staggered into Lin Yang's arms.
The air was instantly quiet.
The live broadcast room exploded in an instant.
"Damn it, mountain lord, you f*cking beast, how could you do this?"
"This posture is amazing. Mountain Lord, you are really not as good as a bird or a beast."
"I just serve char siu pork, it's a godly assist from Nima."
"What's the matter with the barbecued pork? My family's barbecued pork does not take the blame!"
"That's right, it's obviously the mountain master, a bird or a beast, who is eating my goddess tofu, so why is it related to the char siew meat? Can you speak with a conscience?"
I don't know if the fans have a conscience, but char siew has no conscience anyway.
"Hey." At the scene, Char Siu Rou suddenly stood up, pointed at Lin Yang and shouted, "What are you doing, you bastard? Let go of that girl!"
Lin Yang is convinced, so it's obviously you who tripped Hua Shiruo, okay?
"Ahh, Lin Yang, I'm going to kill you!" Hua Shiruo also came to his senses at this moment, stood up abruptly and raised his hand to slap Lin Yang.
Lin Yang dodges, why the hell is he hitting me?
I obviously didn't do anything!
It was you who fell and jumped on my lap, okay?
I was so frightened that I tensed up and didn't say anything, but you were wronged?
"Lin Yang, are you still a man?" Hua Shiruo slapped the air, and couldn't help shouting angrily.
The voice was full of grievances, and it was obvious that he was about to cry.
Immediately, a lot of people in the live broadcast room complained about it.
"The owner of the mountain is hateful, how can you do this to a girl?"
"What girl? That's our goddess. Mountain Lord, please apologize from the palace, otherwise we will never die with you!"
"Yes, I must apologize to the goddess from the palace!"
Not only the fans, but even Lin Xiaoyu hurried over to pull Lin Yang, and persuaded in a low voice: "Brother, don't be like this, hurry up and say something."
Lin Yang was somewhat confused: coaxing?I coax her?
"What nonsense? Besides your sister-in-law, who have you seen me coax?"
Lin Xiaoyu was stunned by this sentence.
There is nothing wrong with the words, but, but...
"Okay, okay." Tang Qingyuan got up to smooth things over, pulled Hua Shiruo directly to coax him, and from time to time scolded Lin Yang, or scolded barbecued pork, after a long time, he finally managed to coax Hua Shiruo.
Lin Yang just felt baffled, what kind of thing needs to be like this?Besides, could he be blamed for what happened just now?
However, needless to say, the posture that Hua Shiruo pounced on his lap just now was indeed a little embarrassing.
Is it because of this?
Thinking of this, Lin Yang couldn't help looking up at Hua Shiruo, stared at Hua Shiruo for a few seconds, then turned to look at Char Siu Rou: "Come over here and apologize!"
"Hey, hey." The char siu rou mumbled, "I didn't do anything, so why do I apologize?"
Lin Yang got up directly and went over, grabbed the char siew meat by the ear and pulled it in front of Hua Shiruo: "Hurry up, apology!"
The char siu pork looked convinced, do you really want to apologize?I help you assist you to treat me like this?
Heh, man, things that value sex over friends, bah!
"Hey." Char Siu Rou finally said sorry in his own language.
"This is the end?" Lin Yang frowned: "Apologize to me, show your attitude, at least you have to bow, you know?"
Still bow?Char Siu Rou raised his head and glanced at Lin Yang, smelly man, how dare you make me bow?
Okay, Ben Bao remembers, don't expect me to give you any assists in the future, it's a thankless effort!
In front of all eyes, the barbecued pork really bowed to Hua Shiruo.
The old man was stunned by the side: This guy really knows how to bow?
Can fish, fight, apologize and bow?God, what else can this thing not do?
Is this still a giant panda?Could it be someone disguised with props?
The old man thinks this is very possible, and the more he looks at the incomparably humanized demeanor and movements of the char siu pork, the more he feels that this guy is a fake!
Otherwise, you can't be so smart, because it is completely unscientific, and it will almost subvert biology and ecology!
Thinking of this, the old man couldn't help getting up and going over, stretching out his hand to grab a handful of char siu meat.
The char siu rou immediately turned his head, humming: "What are you doing, old man?"
"Huh?" The old man was puzzled, grabbed another handful of char siew meat, and muttered in his mouth: "It's not like a fake, is it real?"
Nima?Char Siu Rou jumped up, pointed at the old man and yelled: "Old man, what do you mean by meowing? What are you pretending to be? You are the one who is pretending, your whole family is pretending..."
"Cha Siu Rou shut up and sit down!" Lin Yang said in time, otherwise the Char Siu Rou might suddenly slap the old man with his yelling.
At this time, Hua Shiruo finally came back to his senses completely, his eyes were full of strange colors, he bit his lips tightly, and gradually turned his eyes away to look at Lin Yang.
Anyway, now Miss Hua really has to admit that this Lin Yang is really good at raising pandas!
Otherwise, can you grow char siew like this?
Not only is the combat power extremely strong, but the ghost spirit is as good as a human being, which is absolutely impossible for any animal trainer!
And Lin Yang is not yet an animal trainer, so how did he do it?
There must be something tricky!Since it is a know-how, it must be able to be taught?
She wants to learn!Such a thought suddenly popped up in Hua Shiruo's mind!
At this moment, Jiujiu crawled over from the table, and jumped directly into her arms with the baby bottle in his arms.
Stretching out her hand to grab the little guy in her palm, Hua Shiruo silently stared at the cute little guy's milky appearance that kept sucking and sucking the bottle, the thought in her heart unknowingly became stronger!
As a teacher, I will learn all the tricks of raising pandas from Lin Yang!
"That's right." Zhang Chengzhi suddenly said to Lao Liu, the animal trainer in Zhulinyuan, "I heard people say that Hua Shiruo once wanted to find someone who is especially good at raising pandas as a teacher."
"Oh? Raising pandas?"
"Yes, but it's not the kind of pure raising. It's to make the panda obedient, that is, there is more taming."
"Hahaha, who else is more suitable than me?"
"That's right!" Zhang Chengzhi slapped the table violently: "That's what I thought. When the time comes, let Hua Shiruo worship you as a teacher. You can trap him with a panda and then help me in return. In the long run, my marriage with her will be doomed." It can be done!"
Once the marriage is completed, the Zhang family will naturally have the property of the Hua family at their fingertips!
The two men looked at each other for a few seconds, and suddenly laughed at the same time...
(End of this chapter)
"I didn't do anything." Lin Xiaoyu hurriedly put away her phone and turned to look away.
Hua Shiruo got up angrily and rushed towards Lin Xiaoyu, but the Char Siu Rou suddenly stretched out a short leg and tripped her...
With the sound of 'Ah', Hua Shiruo's expression changed instantly, and she staggered into Lin Yang's arms.
The air was instantly quiet.
The live broadcast room exploded in an instant.
"Damn it, mountain lord, you f*cking beast, how could you do this?"
"This posture is amazing. Mountain Lord, you are really not as good as a bird or a beast."
"I just serve char siu pork, it's a godly assist from Nima."
"What's the matter with the barbecued pork? My family's barbecued pork does not take the blame!"
"That's right, it's obviously the mountain master, a bird or a beast, who is eating my goddess tofu, so why is it related to the char siew meat? Can you speak with a conscience?"
I don't know if the fans have a conscience, but char siew has no conscience anyway.
"Hey." At the scene, Char Siu Rou suddenly stood up, pointed at Lin Yang and shouted, "What are you doing, you bastard? Let go of that girl!"
Lin Yang is convinced, so it's obviously you who tripped Hua Shiruo, okay?
"Ahh, Lin Yang, I'm going to kill you!" Hua Shiruo also came to his senses at this moment, stood up abruptly and raised his hand to slap Lin Yang.
Lin Yang dodges, why the hell is he hitting me?
I obviously didn't do anything!
It was you who fell and jumped on my lap, okay?
I was so frightened that I tensed up and didn't say anything, but you were wronged?
"Lin Yang, are you still a man?" Hua Shiruo slapped the air, and couldn't help shouting angrily.
The voice was full of grievances, and it was obvious that he was about to cry.
Immediately, a lot of people in the live broadcast room complained about it.
"The owner of the mountain is hateful, how can you do this to a girl?"
"What girl? That's our goddess. Mountain Lord, please apologize from the palace, otherwise we will never die with you!"
"Yes, I must apologize to the goddess from the palace!"
Not only the fans, but even Lin Xiaoyu hurried over to pull Lin Yang, and persuaded in a low voice: "Brother, don't be like this, hurry up and say something."
Lin Yang was somewhat confused: coaxing?I coax her?
"What nonsense? Besides your sister-in-law, who have you seen me coax?"
Lin Xiaoyu was stunned by this sentence.
There is nothing wrong with the words, but, but...
"Okay, okay." Tang Qingyuan got up to smooth things over, pulled Hua Shiruo directly to coax him, and from time to time scolded Lin Yang, or scolded barbecued pork, after a long time, he finally managed to coax Hua Shiruo.
Lin Yang just felt baffled, what kind of thing needs to be like this?Besides, could he be blamed for what happened just now?
However, needless to say, the posture that Hua Shiruo pounced on his lap just now was indeed a little embarrassing.
Is it because of this?
Thinking of this, Lin Yang couldn't help looking up at Hua Shiruo, stared at Hua Shiruo for a few seconds, then turned to look at Char Siu Rou: "Come over here and apologize!"
"Hey, hey." The char siu rou mumbled, "I didn't do anything, so why do I apologize?"
Lin Yang got up directly and went over, grabbed the char siew meat by the ear and pulled it in front of Hua Shiruo: "Hurry up, apology!"
The char siu pork looked convinced, do you really want to apologize?I help you assist you to treat me like this?
Heh, man, things that value sex over friends, bah!
"Hey." Char Siu Rou finally said sorry in his own language.
"This is the end?" Lin Yang frowned: "Apologize to me, show your attitude, at least you have to bow, you know?"
Still bow?Char Siu Rou raised his head and glanced at Lin Yang, smelly man, how dare you make me bow?
Okay, Ben Bao remembers, don't expect me to give you any assists in the future, it's a thankless effort!
In front of all eyes, the barbecued pork really bowed to Hua Shiruo.
The old man was stunned by the side: This guy really knows how to bow?
Can fish, fight, apologize and bow?God, what else can this thing not do?
Is this still a giant panda?Could it be someone disguised with props?
The old man thinks this is very possible, and the more he looks at the incomparably humanized demeanor and movements of the char siu pork, the more he feels that this guy is a fake!
Otherwise, you can't be so smart, because it is completely unscientific, and it will almost subvert biology and ecology!
Thinking of this, the old man couldn't help getting up and going over, stretching out his hand to grab a handful of char siu meat.
The char siu rou immediately turned his head, humming: "What are you doing, old man?"
"Huh?" The old man was puzzled, grabbed another handful of char siew meat, and muttered in his mouth: "It's not like a fake, is it real?"
Nima?Char Siu Rou jumped up, pointed at the old man and yelled: "Old man, what do you mean by meowing? What are you pretending to be? You are the one who is pretending, your whole family is pretending..."
"Cha Siu Rou shut up and sit down!" Lin Yang said in time, otherwise the Char Siu Rou might suddenly slap the old man with his yelling.
At this time, Hua Shiruo finally came back to his senses completely, his eyes were full of strange colors, he bit his lips tightly, and gradually turned his eyes away to look at Lin Yang.
Anyway, now Miss Hua really has to admit that this Lin Yang is really good at raising pandas!
Otherwise, can you grow char siew like this?
Not only is the combat power extremely strong, but the ghost spirit is as good as a human being, which is absolutely impossible for any animal trainer!
And Lin Yang is not yet an animal trainer, so how did he do it?
There must be something tricky!Since it is a know-how, it must be able to be taught?
She wants to learn!Such a thought suddenly popped up in Hua Shiruo's mind!
At this moment, Jiujiu crawled over from the table, and jumped directly into her arms with the baby bottle in his arms.
Stretching out her hand to grab the little guy in her palm, Hua Shiruo silently stared at the cute little guy's milky appearance that kept sucking and sucking the bottle, the thought in her heart unknowingly became stronger!
As a teacher, I will learn all the tricks of raising pandas from Lin Yang!
"That's right." Zhang Chengzhi suddenly said to Lao Liu, the animal trainer in Zhulinyuan, "I heard people say that Hua Shiruo once wanted to find someone who is especially good at raising pandas as a teacher."
"Oh? Raising pandas?"
"Yes, but it's not the kind of pure raising. It's to make the panda obedient, that is, there is more taming."
"Hahaha, who else is more suitable than me?"
"That's right!" Zhang Chengzhi slapped the table violently: "That's what I thought. When the time comes, let Hua Shiruo worship you as a teacher. You can trap him with a panda and then help me in return. In the long run, my marriage with her will be doomed." It can be done!"
Once the marriage is completed, the Zhang family will naturally have the property of the Hua family at their fingertips!
The two men looked at each other for a few seconds, and suddenly laughed at the same time...
(End of this chapter)
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